Bailey's Dilemma

[chalice]

Yes, it does sound like something you'd do in Philosophy class but it's not that simple.

My missus just bought 2 bottles of Bailey's Irish Cream for Christmas, like.

I've got about 2 glasses of Merlot left and I'm feeling frisky. Not that frisky.

Should I delve into bliss ( the Bailey's, not the missus) or should I just get pished off wanting the Bailey's?

P.S. The consequences will be not nice in the slightest.

[Sextent]

There's only one civilized and practical solution

chalice - hoi wummin, want your hole or whit.

chalece - aye, ok

chalice - gon yersel hen.

Exit stage left


or


chalice - hoi wummin, want your hole or whit.

chalece - no ways, feck aff ya big erse

chalice - crack open the baileys am getting pished.

Exit stage left, skipping.


You know it makes sence.

[Mr. Mulder]

yeah, it would all be really really Scottish, I couldn't agree more :yup:

[chalice]

There's only one civilized and practical solution

chalice - hoi wummin, want your hole or whit.

chalece - aye, ok

chalice - gon yersel hen.

Exit stage left


or


chalice - hoi wummin, want your hole or whit.

chalece - no ways, feck aff ya big erse

chalice - crack open the baileys am getting pished.

Exit stage left, skipping.


You know it makes sence.

:lol::lol::lol:

However, the equasion deepens...

She's in bed now.

Do I drink the fuck out of it now and replace it in the morning? Some respite can be gathered in this as Bailey's has the old translucent bottle and she won't touch it with a barge-pole till xmas or do I replace it with water or milk( that translucent bottle thing must have been invented by an Irishman) and replace it closer to the Xmas?

[Sextent]

Oh replace it asap, mate. Any other policy is too risky.

[chalice]

Oh replace it asap, mate. Any other policy is too risky.

That means, I've started so I'll finish.

Have you ever drunk a full bottle of Bailey's? I have. I was sick as two pigs. Doesn't do much for the digestive system.

Fucking torn, am I.

[Sextent]

I've never drunk any Bailey's mate. I'm a middle aged Scotsman.

[Sextent]

Oh, Market Kitchen has just started.

[chalice]

Oh, Market Kitchen has just started.


I don't know what that means but I'm gonna puke in your general direction.

Edit: Which way is Scotland?

[Sextent]

Oh, Market Kitchen has just started.


I don't know what that means but I'm gonna puke in your general direction.

Cooking is the new rock and roll, Fact.

[chalice]

Just ate about 18 chicken drumsticks coated in my own special concoction.

So the Bailey's is safe.

For today.Whahahahahahah.

Maybe.

http://png.freeweblayouts.net/glitter/cartoons/barongreenback-1.gif

[Aaxel21]

Well if you drink it now and in the morning you plan to replace it will you have enough time. Or go to the store now buy a couple and drink thoes. Maybe there is even a delivery service and you don't have to go anywhere.