Complaints Thread

[lynx]

I'd just like to complain that there isn't a complaints thread on this forum. After the resounding success on the Phorum, I'm surprised no-one has had the sense to make one here.

[crazy_billy_bats]

There are too many rude people in the world.

[Celerystalksme]

Everytime i have complained
I got flamed
Now the time has come
For the thread to be undone
and all the harshness in the world
Should be tucked up and curled
into one big ball of hate
and be released with a great big....

anyways yeah im easy going right now so nothing to complain about...

[Twist3r]

man i only have 75 cents :angry:

[MetroStars]

I have a shitty pair of Sneakers/Trainers and i can't afford a new pair...

[tite-wad]

Stop defecating in your shoes then! :rolleyes:

[Paul_NFFC]

im complaining that theres no sportsworld :ph34r:

[MetroStars]

Stop defecating in your shoes then!

Titey i only did that the once...

oh and iam complaing with Paul_NFFC that there is no sports world...

[crazy_billy_bats]

i think people shouldnt shit in their shoes. Thats just disgusting.

[tite-wad]

So have you tried the funnel idea I suggested then CBB? :P

[crazy_billy_bats]

Well ive been contemplating it.........but as of yet it hasnt emerged.

Enemas dont take my fancy usually, my excretitious (if it exists) friend. :D

oh yeah and the guy in your sig looks like that actor out of the stakeout movies. drefyss of whatever u call his ass. and his body.

[tite-wad]

:unsure: Richard Dreyfuss you mean???

That's the second time in as many days someone has said that.

Then there was the one who said it looked like their dad. :P

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by tite-wad@23 July 2003 - 15:49
:unsure: Richard Dreyfuss you mean???

That's the second time in as many days someone has said that.

Then there was the one who said it looked like their dad. :P
yep indeed that would be him !!! their dad !!?? hahaha more like my ass !!

and well the enema thing i just gave it a go, ive got my own home-made kit out of large straws, a blender and some generators. Didnt work too well tho - shit all over the kitchen.

[MetroStars]

who Cleaned the shit up Bill your gal

[tite-wad]

;) Hmmmm....


Perhaps the blender part was a poor addition...

Next time try a coffee maker or toaster oven. :lol:

[crazy_billy_bats]

yep metro shes scrubbing all that peanut-filled excrement right now. Itll take a while too - its well nasty i can tell you. Shes wearing a mask and rubber gloves.

Ahhhhhhhhhh tite-wad !!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

what a clever idea !!

Ive practically shat my guts out tho so i have nowt left in me - ill have to eat ridiculously or try it tomorrow........ill think about it, thanks !! :D