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Assultsniper
07-23-2003, 11:04 PM
Some guy tried to sell a half eaten sandwitch and somebodie claimed to be selling madonas pubic hair for 20$ :lol:
tite-wad
07-23-2003, 11:08 PM
Is this (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3618884006&category=22702) strange enough? :blink:
Ron
07-23-2003, 11:08 PM
Interesting. <_<

Did the sandwich have ketchup on it?
the_faceman
07-23-2003, 11:09 PM
a guy managed to successfully sell "nothing" on ebay. can&#39;t remember how much someone paid for "nothing" but they definitely got "nothing".
Proper Bo
07-23-2003, 11:10 PM
Yes, I bought it (unknowing at the time that it contained ketchup) and gave it to a poor homeless child......who then vomitted profusely...thus proving the fact that ketchup = EVIL
Assultsniper
07-23-2003, 11:15 PM
Originally posted by tite-wad@23 July 2003 - 18:08
Is this (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3618884006&category=22702) strange enough? :blink:
Man I must have laughed for 10 minutes straight&#33;
Ron
07-23-2003, 11:23 PM
Originally posted by Assultsniper+24 July 2003 - 01:15--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Assultsniper @ 24 July 2003 - 01:15)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-tite-wad@23 July 2003 - 18:08
Is this (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3618884006&category=22702) strange enough?&nbsp; :blink:
Man I must have laughed for 10 minutes straight&#33; [/b][/quote]
LIAR&#33;&#33;&#33; :angry:

There&#39;s only SEVEN minutes between your two posts&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
Proper Bo
07-23-2003, 11:23 PM
Originally posted by Assultsniper+24 July 2003 - 00:15--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Assultsniper @ 24 July 2003 - 00:15)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-tite-wad@23 July 2003 - 18:08
Is this (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3618884006&category=22702) strange enough?&nbsp; :blink:
Man I must have laughed for 10 minutes straight&#33; [/b][/quote]
What was so funny about that?&#33; :huh: A few frickin bones&#33;
Assultsniper
07-23-2003, 11:27 PM
Its funny because its weird.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...3&category=2328 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3539614673&category=2328)
Spindulik
07-24-2003, 02:16 AM
Originally posted by Assultsniper@23 July 2003 - 16:27
Its funny because its weird.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...3&category=2328 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3539614673&category=2328)
I like how they add "Never Used", to the description.
Spindulik
07-24-2003, 02:18 AM
This is an odd item...

Get yours now while it is still the fashion&#33; (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2546517404&category=4172)
Assultsniper
07-24-2003, 05:13 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...2&category=3191 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2336604032&category=3191)

Not really funny but still weird.......

And I also heard about a year ago on the news that a woman sold a whole town over Ebay.
Assultsniper
07-24-2003, 05:16 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...2&category=3191 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2336604032&category=3191)

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...&category=13910 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3234119602&category=13910)

Not really funny but still weird.......

And I also heard about a year ago on the news that a woman sold a whole town over Ebay.
SiRius128
07-24-2003, 05:28 AM
i once stumbled upon an auction wer some women was selling paintings she made with her ::gasp:: vagina....she said she would apply paint to it and then sit on canvas........it was very strange....cant remember if any one bought it.
SiRius128
07-24-2003, 05:37 AM
i read the desciption..............then wondered.........whats really in those innocent looking boxes?................probably just cookies

i&#39;ve heard they&#39;re loaded with carbs and empty calories.....maybe thats why the person cant eat them any more


oh well
Ron
07-24-2003, 06:00 AM
Originally posted by SiRius128@24 July 2003 - 07:28
i once stumbled upon an auction wer some women was selling paintings she made with her ::gasp:: vagina....she said she would apply paint to it and then sit on canvas........it was very strange....cant remember if any one bought it.
LOL

Reminds me of a bar I went to in Paris once.
The girls there would give you their name on a piece of paper.
They wrote their name with a pen sticking out of their vagina.
I had one with Tatiana on it.
Don&#39;t really recall much about that night, and my wife threw away the souvenir. :angry:
Assultsniper
07-25-2003, 03:54 AM
Originally posted by SiRius128@24 July 2003 - 00:28
i once stumbled upon an auction wer some women was selling paintings she made with her ::gasp:: vagina....she said she would apply paint to it and then sit on canvas........it was very strange....cant remember if any one bought it.
Very creative now thats art&#33;
SiRius128
07-25-2003, 05:34 AM
i know :P ...who&#39;da thought
SiRius128
07-25-2003, 05:36 AM
i read the desciption..............then wondered.........whats really in those innocent looking boxes?................probably just cookies

i&#39;ve heard they&#39;re loaded with carbs and empty calories.....maybe thats why the person cant eat them any more


oh well

AHHHHHHH i feal like such a moron.......i forgot to insert link to auction

it was strange it was a guy selling boxes of girl scouts cookies....he said his doctor told him he couldnt eat them any more........what ever
HeavyMetalParkingLot
07-25-2003, 05:43 AM
Saw hogster&#39;s mom on there once..........oh, wait, nevermind, that was just a strap-on.
Assultsniper
07-25-2003, 05:58 AM
What the hell?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAP...item=2424350347 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=26455&item=2424350347)

And wtf a Microsoft spy pen?
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...46&category=179 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2743925246&category=179)

TEARDROP Nipple Rings Non Piercing Jewelry lol&#33;

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...&category=10969 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2647565330&category=10969)

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...&category=41393 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3234900193&category=41393)

And dun&#33; dun&#33; dun&#33; a fossilized testicle
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...5&category=1468 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2942367045&category=1468)

I mean what would you do with a fossilized testicle play ping pong?
and the guy claims its from Hitler why would Hitler Fossilize his own testicle? but then again Nazis are so efficient they use everything :lol:
brotherdoobie
07-25-2003, 06:00 AM
My soul.........Well the devil wouldnt buy it....... and I am still looking for
that record contract.
So what the hell mabey some poor chump will give me enough
to at least but some new strings for our cheap ass bass player&#33; ;)




Peace brotherdoobie B)
MrT
07-25-2003, 06:15 AM
Mr T Cereal Prize Lot MIP Premium 80s Cartoon

http://ebay0.ipixmedia.com/abc/M28/_EBAY_7db408f2cc2c8cac0d1dbaccd0c05814/i-1.JPG


Description
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Assultsniper
07-25-2003, 06:20 AM
You must really like Mr.T, I pity the fool who likes Mr.T&#33;
MrT
07-25-2003, 06:24 AM
Originally posted by Assultsniper@25 July 2003 - 07:20
You must really like Mr.T, I pity the fool who likes Mr.T&#33;
Click on this.....

Shut Up Fool&#33; (http://www.beckett.com/celebriducks/mr_t/shutup.wav)

Go ahead, I dare you....
Assultsniper
07-25-2003, 06:28 AM
It wont work for me what is it?