Titewad

[balamm]

Wine for Tightwads
Cheap wine you can actually drink.
By Mike Steinberger
Posted Tuesday, July 22, 2003, at 9:16 AM PT



There are a few things you should know about Two-Buck Chuck:

1. It is a wine, not the street name of a Mafia don or pimp.

2. Its price actually ranges from $1.99 to $3.50 a bottle.

3. It sucks.

http://img.slate.msn.com/media/46/030717_Cheap_Wine.jpg

:w00t:

[tite-wad]

Thanks just the same... :P

I prefers me beer though!http://www.anheuser-busch.com/images/trivia/budbottlesht2.gif

[Lamsey]

T R U E .

[dgmortal]

WHHHHAAAAAASSSSUUUUUPPPPPPP!!!!!!! tw

:beerchug:

[tite-wad]

Ugh&#33; <_<

Thank god those commercials no longer air.

Miss the lizards and ferret though. :(

[dgmortal]

Originally posted by tite-wad@23 July 2003 - 19:39
Miss the lizards and ferret though. :(
you mean the weasel? ;)

[infamousalbo101]

BUD-Wise-ERRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by infamousalbo101@24 July 2003 - 05:44
BUD-Wise-ERRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
thos adverts, and the ones that followed them, were woefully embarrassing to watch. They could at least make them funny.....or interesting

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by dg_mortal+24 July 2003 - 00:20--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (dg_mortal &#064; 24 July 2003 - 00:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-tite-wad@23 July 2003 - 19:39
Miss the lizards and ferret though. :(
you mean the weasel? ;)[/b][/quote]
No, I meant what I said:http://www.magnetic-media.com/Budweiserliz...rds/videos.html (http://www.magnetic-media.com/Budweiserlizards/videos.html) <_<


Heh heh.... thanks balamm.... it looked ok though. :P

[balamm]

Don&#39;t take this as preferential treatment now....


http://members.shaw.ca/telfaq/1.gif

Your linkage is a bit messed up >

http://http://www.magnetic-media.com/Budweiserlizards/videos.html

[tite-wad]

That&#39;s quite a Metro impression he does&#33; http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/laugh.gif

[Somebody1234]

Here&#39;s the proper link:
http://www.magnetic-media.com/Budweiserliz...ards/index.html (http://www.magnetic-media.com/Budweiserlizards/index.html)

[lynx]

I didn&#39;t see a lot of those originally (perhaps they weren&#39;t broadcast in UK).
Anyone got a link to decent version instead of the crappy .ram format ?

[MetroStars]

That&#39;s quite a Metro impression he does&#33;

all in the aid of teaching.....
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Here is the Official Tite-Wad Prostitute pricing guide...
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Just 2 look at Titey&#39;s man hood || &#036;5

For a feel of Titey&#39;s man hood || &#036;9

For Titey 2 lick your nipples or vice versa || &#036;13

For sum hand Relief || &#036;20

For foot Relief || &#036;23 -- it&#39;s three bucks more cos it&#39;s a complacated maneuver

For a spanking Session || &#036;30

For Titey 2 dress up || &#036;50

For the full sex || &#036;90

For Titey&#39;s Underwear stained and all || &#036;110

[crazy_billy_bats]

i just showed my face and he produced the goods.

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@24 July 2003 - 09:30
i just showed my face and he produced the goods.
CBB I could&#39;ve sworn you said, "Where&#39;s Willy?" :lol:

[balamm]

Originally posted by lynx@24 July 2003 - 15:14

Anyone got a link to decent version instead of the crappy .ram format ?
You&#39;ll find most of them on kazaa but the quality probably won&#39;t be as good.

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by MetroStars@24 July 2003 - 09:25
For Titey&#39;s Underwear stained and all || &#036;110
Mind you, those are Metro&#39;s stains... ;)

He uses them to masturbate.

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by tite-wad+24 July 2003 - 14:31--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 24 July 2003 - 14:31)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-crazy_billy_bats@24 July 2003 - 09:30
i just showed my face and he produced the goods.
CBB I could&#39;ve sworn you said, "Where&#39;s Willy?" :lol: [/b][/quote]
well as you were dressed as Betsy that day, and as her you always are either on mushrooms and/or ether, i wouldnt take your own word for it ;)

trust me - it was a night i will never forget :D

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@24 July 2003 - 09:34
well as you were dressed as Betsy that day...
Oh yes, I keep meaning to return your outfit to you.

Thanks for the loan. :)

[MetroStars]

Titey u should keep that out fit u know popular u r with customers when u wear that dress...

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by tite-wad+24 July 2003 - 14:36--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 24 July 2003 - 14:36)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-crazy_billy_bats@24 July 2003 - 09:34
well as you were dressed as Betsy that day...
Oh yes, I keep meaning to return your outfit to you.

Thanks for the loan. :) [/b][/quote]
its about time too &#33;&#33;

send it C/O Caroline, please.

This new persona of mine seems to be working out just fine :D

And Metro wacks-off to shit stained pants? or with them? not quite sure why im asking this question, but i thought he just used shit-filled shoes to fulfil his sick fantasies.

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by MetroStars@24 July 2003 - 09:37
Titey u should keep that out fit u know popular u r with customers when u wear that dress...
Nearly as popular as you in your Elvira get-up&#33; :blink:

[lynx]

Originally posted by balamm+24 July 2003 - 15:31--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (balamm @ 24 July 2003 - 15:31)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-lynx@24 July 2003 - 15:14

Anyone got a link to decent version instead of the crappy .ram format ?
You&#39;ll find most of them on kazaa but the quality probably won&#39;t be as good. [/b][/quote]
So there&#39;s a video quality worse than crap then ?

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@24 July 2003 - 09:38
And Metro wacks-off to shit stained pants? or with them? not quite sure why im asking this question, but i thought he just used shit-filled shoes to fulfil his sick fantasies.
Whatever the stains are - their Metro&#39;s

I never soil my frillies&#33; :D

[MetroStars]

shit filled shoes r my thing...

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by lynx@24 July 2003 - 09:40
So there&#39;s a video quality worse than crap then ?
:P Yes&#33;

It&#39;s commonly referred to as Ubercrap&#33;&#33;&#33;

(It&#39;s only playable in the KL Theatre.)

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by MetroStars@24 July 2003 - 14:41
shit filled shoes r my thing...
oh really? so do you go for long walks with them and like the feeling or something?

or just the smell? or taste? i mean piss is ok but thats taking it too far.

Everyone has shat and pissed themselves, but........im feeling sick thinking about this now........

I mean first you rub your john thomas then sniff your fingers, and now this.....its unforgivable, Metro.

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@24 July 2003 - 09:45
or taste? i mean piss is ok
You must stop partaking of that Spainish ale CBB&#33; http://www.emule-project.net/board/html/emoticons/beer.gif

[MetroStars]

Billy can&#39;t afford Spanish Alcohol so he lets Spanish drunks piss in his mouth for free..