Do I have to sell my soul for some FTN or BitMeTV?

[the mighty]

I'm desperate for an FTN or BitMeTV invite, but I hear they are the rarest of rare. What do I have to do to get an invite to either of the sites? Write a few 1000 words on why I want them? Offer money? Or compliments? Or is the only way by knowing someone who is on the site. Is it a impossible dream? Should I just give up my search? Right now, I feel like the only way of getting on either site is by giving up my soul. Heck, yesterday someone was offering an invite to whoever would post a picture of their boobs!

[shutdk]

nevermind

[Charlatansin]

Dude, don't sell your sole. The rest of your shoe is kind of worthless without it.

[Something Else]

How much for the fish?
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/adrianjacobs/archive%202002/Dover%20Sole%201lb%201oz,%20Church%20Ope,%2012-9-02(1).JPG

[the mighty]

Haha, I knew that would screw me over! Man, this forum gets some fast replies.

[bikernin]

lol dude. if they people can sell their soul for rock n roll you can surely sell it for FTN or BMTV

[the mighty]

I might actually consider that. I guess this could go in the general bittorrent forum too, but I'm hoping some kind soul will look upon this thread and offer my an invite. It is Christmas season after all! :D

What I want to discuss is the insane lengths people have to go through to try and get an invite to these top sites. I'm know it's probably worth it, I can only dream of the content and speeds, but these are some desperate times. To get an invite to anything these days, I have to post around 5 ratio proofs, a speed test, some rep. Where does it end...

[mrnobody]

i will TRADE a bitmetv invite for your soul, deal?

[Enlightened]

Satan , Is waiting ...........LMAO

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/9115/a1am4.png

[maddoxro]

if you have an account to bitme,maybe somebody from the staff will help you ;)

[the mighty]

DEAL. do you want it in writing?

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/4/4e/220px-Bart_Sells_His_Soul.png

[downnheavy]

How much for the fish?
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/adrianjacobs/archive%202002/Dover%20Sole%201lb%201oz,%20Church%20Ope,%2012-9-02(1).JPG


MAN! thats an uugly fish! :sick:

[JROQuinn]

you cant get in to FTN or Bitmetv without it , they harvest souls for the new babies that are born :)

[mrnobody]

DEAL. do you want it in writing?

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/4/4e/220px-Bart_Sells_His_Soul.png

yes i want it written. write here in this thread.

those fake pic won't do, sry....it's LVL 6 after all. :D

[Adama]

How much for the fish?
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/adrianjacobs/archive%202002/Dover%20Sole%201lb%201oz,%20Church%20Ope,%2012-9-02%281%29.JPG


MAN! thats an uugly fish! :sick:

:yup::yup:

[svergie]

better for u

[the mighty]

"I GIVE YOU MY SOUL" - direct quote.

[monotone and creepy voice] I feel kind of the same, but also kind of cold and distant all of a sudden. I would say it was totally worth it, but I feel too cold to care. [monotone and creepy voice]

But seriously, invite. :D

Can I just back up my point again. Some guy is swapping invites and accounts for doing his homework. Madness. And, a part of me reeeeallly wants to do that guys homework for the invites.

[mrnobody]

Okay, trade done!

I send you an invite...but wait, since i own your soul now...i take that invite back. Now, go do the laundry, grosser, dishes, and gardening for me....then MAY BE i will free ur soul :D

j/k lol

good luck with an invite.

[magushun]

lol, his chance for asking to do his homework would have been MUCH better if he asked nicely without boasting with his big epenis

[the mighty]

Lol. I think I've given up on ever receiving a BitMeTV or FTN invite. Unless something miraculous happens, like hitting the jackpot with a Level 10 invite, I think they are pretty much impossible to get. People just want too much, or I just have too little to give. Of course, there is so harm in asking, and I don't really know what I was expecting with this thread other than pointing out the ridiculous things people are starting to ask for giving out invites. I think I would make a great member of any community, including this forum, I've got a good upload speed and I like a good discussion, but it seems that people give for what they get back. Sadly, all I can offer is my soul. Or a handjob. Anyone interested? PM me. :D

[RandomNewbie]

Reallllllllllllly how bad do you need it??

[the mighty]

I need it bad. So very bad. I've had a had life...

[INSERT LONG ESSAY] :D

Only joking! I do want an invite pretty badly though. Bad enough that I troll this forum at all times of the day. Bad enough that I sold my soul, only for it to be turned into a cruel joke by squirr3l. I'm still doing his laundry!

[mrnobody]

my health has got a bit better so i will do the rest. you are free :)

[yoyogi4]

Sell your soul on Ebay, you'll get a lot more than a BMTV invite for sure!!!

[melatonin]

hmmm, getting ftn by showing boops, i will try that :geptard:

[gtf0]

http://i8.tinypic.com/7wjnfup.jpg

[bunny67]

give brandon a blow-job its how i got my account

[yoyogi4]

give brandon a blow-job its how i got my account

:lol: I was about to say so many things but all of them would sound offensive.:lol::lol::shutup::shutup:

[mrnobody]

lol, his chance for asking to do his homework would have been MUCH better if he asked nicely without boasting with his big epenis

no not really.

the chances increased because of his big epenis but a productive paper is not likely gonna be the outcome.

[the mighty]

do you guys just mean penis, and are really bad at spelling? or am i missing something?

Edit: Actually, Urban Dictionary teaches me that...

"A term used to describe the technological prowess of an individual, usually in an internet community. Factors that engorge the e-penis include bandwidth, computer speed, hard drive size, size of DVD collection, and an impressive frag count in any number of popular first person shooters.
"I have a +5 e-penis of down smacking, bitch!" "

[melatonin]

lol yeah but its a different kind of penis kinda like robotic implant which used as phallic router to download stuff, electronid-penis :P

[magushun]

yeah, just upsetting ppl, who doesnt want to get in ftn, i think nobody asks for it who cant keep a ratio, and ppl r abusing this

[the mighty]

I want FTN for the list of TV/Movie/Game packs that are listed in that review thread. A list like that is enough to make me wet myself countless times. Or, as I said before, sell my soul. See, we've come full circle.

I also think it's pretty funny that there is a whole "Computer.Thrillers.DVDRip.Xvid-FTN" on FTN. I wonder what's in it. Do you think Short Circuit counts?

[sctinvites]

I want a bitmetv invite.

I can trade for tvtorrents, sct, demonoid, or the three of them alltogether.

contact me at [email protected]

[melatonin]

oh my bitmetv invites are so precious :geptard:

[the mighty]

Thanks melatoni! Just shove it in my face. Remember, I'm offering hand jobs here. Hand jobs!!

[WhiteWizard20]

lol. I vote this 'best thread of the year' and 'funniest thread of the year'.

[the mighty]

After one night, I ended up on the 4 page, and still no invite! No nothing! I thought hand jobs would get me and invite, but I guess not. My next step is... free Fortune Telling! If you offer me and invite, I swear I will tell you your future. I swear it!

[kirktrix]

Wow fortune telling... Do you see your own future? do you got ftn and Bitme*V invites?

Goodluck bro you make me laugh...

BTW: Welcome to FST you will enjoy here...Can i have a hand job for free...:lol:

[shijo]

"For what profit is it to a man if he gains the whole world, and lose his own soul? ...
http://bp1.blogger.com/_zFFUe9Jbjg0/RxAaF4Psg7I/AAAAAAAAADw/OW1_A5hdcHk/s400/soul.gif

[kyrcer]

OMG

This topic is making wrong side.

[Blackbeard]

lol

[the mighty]

OMG

This topic is making wrong side.

When you say wrong side, do you mean you want to give me an invite to FTN? Am i going to have to search Urban Dictionary again?

"wrong side isn't defined yet ."

[Defy]

I really don't believe you'll be getting an invite to either of these sites, simply because you think of them in "rarity" context and nothing else... :no:

[SKGunners]

I really don't believe you'll be getting an invite to either of these sites, simply because you think of them in "rarity" context and nothing else... :no:You got it all wrong. He isn't thinking of them in the rarity context. He hasn't said a thing about "levels" and all that crap. He wants those sites because of the content and he's stated that. I think some kind soul with an invite should free his soul and give him one. ;)

[the mighty]

Exactly SKGunners! I don't understand the obsession with rarity. It's not like I can go out and swap my account for some crack (can i?) . I already said that the very thought of the content at FTN is enough to make me wet my pants, and it takes a brave man to admit that. :D

[SKGunners]

Haha, but to be honest to you, the content you'll find in TL is almost equivalent, if not more than FTN. The thing about FTN is that its name is enough to make people drool all over it. It's got the reputation as the ultimate torrent tracker. And I tell you, everyone wants to be a part of that site. But don't worry, one day, you'll get it. The more desperate you look for it, the longer will the wait seem. I've been through it so I know your sentiments. It may be sooner, or it may even be later. Just be patient, don't give up, and move along. It'll come to you.

[Snaidis]

Why can't you just use TL instead, it's not much different(except the packs...), you can find in TL all the content you need so you really don't need F**.

[jasperr]

Exactly SKGunners! I don't understand the obsession with rarity. It's not like I can go out and swap my account for some crack (can i?) . I already said that the very thought of the content at FTN is enough to make me wet my pants, and it takes a brave man to admit that. :D

a lil off topic:
lol... hell, i've wet my pants on a rollercoster before....

ftn is a good community.. well worth the fuss about it IMO..

[the mighty]

"it's not much different(except the packs...)"

But the packs are what I want the most from the site. Thanks for the "It'll come to you" thing SKGunners. Reminds me of Field of Dreams. "If you build it, they will come". :D Torrenting just got supernatural!

[jasperr]

Haha, but to be honest to you, the content you'll find in TL is almost equivalent, if not more than FTN. The thing about FTN is that its name is enough to make people drool all over it. It's got the reputation as the ultimate torrent tracker. And I tell you, everyone wants to be a part of that site. But don't worry, one day, you'll get it. The more desperate you look for it, the longer will the wait seem. I've been through it so I know your sentiments. It may be sooner, or it may even be later. Just be patient, don't give up, and move along. It'll come to you.

well said. :yup:

[Snaidis]

"it's not much different(except the packs...)"

But the packs are what I want the most from the site. Thanks for the "It'll come to you" thing SKGunners. Reminds me of Field of Dreams. "If you build it, they will come". :D Torrenting just got supernatural!
I don't think that the fact that you want the packs is enough to be invited to F**

[aysomc]

i can tell you that wanting FTN for the packs is not the best reason for wanting it. people dont drool all over it because the speeds, content, or pre-times. theres something else that only a few sites really have and it's one of them..... ill give you a hint, it starts with "c". you can figure it out from there im sure.

[the mighty]

Crack? Crumpets? Compass? I really can't figure it out. Was that a test to see if I deserve FTN? Did I just fail? :(

[jasperr]

Crack? Crumpets? Compass? I really can't figure it out. Was that a test to see if I deserve FTN? Did I just fail? :(


uhmmmmm..... i don't know about failing..(yet) but, you definatelty didn't get any "GOOD" grades... lol

[DyNast]

You can trade your soul for a FTN account
:P

[boobly]

Good luck with trading your soul, personally I think there are easier ways to get invited

[the mighty]

Sorry to bring this back up, but does anybody know when the last time somebody got a FTN was? Do they come in bulk?

[Yankoff]

Try getting a life...It might help...

[the mighty]

Woah, harsh. You're on the same forum I am.

[bataya]

Try getting a life...It might help...
+1

[svergie]

why people are fools

[weenden]

your selling your soul and i was lookin for an invite to heaven hmmmn times they are a changin

[kooftspc11]

if you are going to sell your soul...make sure there is some money involved.

[shijo]

mighty your are here for almost 4 years and you seems not so active you have few posts taking into consider all these years
everyone says FTN is good community
did you think FTN invite worth to a member who is more active in the forums
no offense :)
only helping you to bump
http://www1.bestgraph.com/gifs/sports/baseball/baseball-13.gif

[grimms]

The fact that you want to sell your soul tells me that your not trust worthy. Only my opinion though. Good luck!

[colbert]

How does one go about selling a soul?

[bigdaddykane]

keep trying you might have to give your a-- for them instead of you soul lol

[the mighty]

shijo, I joined this site ages ago when I first got into the whole torrent thing, but I haven't used it in ages. Would it be better if I just started a new account so people could see how much I've writen since becoming active. And yep, people who sell their soul usually aren't trustworthy. I'm probably going to go to the nearby park and use my account to trap children, like candy.

"Hey kids. You want a FTN account??"

[toadyus]

I think if your going to ask for FTN or Bitemetv show some proofs...don't just ask...and shit how much you post on FST does not make you a better candidate for a certain site, it just means you have no life. I do all my talking with my big e-penis and my uploads on all the torrent sites I'm on...I have no reason to post unless I have something to say...most wankers spam threads with good job and nice post and bs like that to raise there post counts so they look like hardcore torrent freaks which is uber gay in my opinion..my 2 cents...oh and as you'll learn with torrent sites there is no honor among thieves keep a low profile and don't trade and you'll generally find what your looking for..

[dave12]

dont sell ur soul just post in Benchez's thread with his conditions fulfilled he might give u what u need good luck