Proof if proof be needed

[Sextent]

They don't have to be good looking to have magnificent baps.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_03/nigellaXPOSURE_468x428.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

she would get it so muchly, after a decent cewked meal of course :smilie4:

[kallieb]

The word "boing" springs to mind for some odd reason.

[Sextent]

You know it makes sence.

http://www.theothersideofkim.com/images/uploads/2005files/nigella_lawson0051b.jpg

I'd have the meal afterwards tho'. Wouldn't want to feel bloated, or get a cramp or owt.

[Mr. Mulder]

she could maybe just put some crisps in a bowl before hand then make something decent afterwards.

[Sextent]

A fine balanced view Sir and it's to your credit.

[Mr. Mulder]

but what are we saying for afterwards? Steak?

[Something Else]

She looks like a well dodgy burd to me :dabs:

[Mr. Mulder]

i don't quite know what to say to that.

[Something Else]

Because its true unfortunately. :dabs:

[Sextent]

but what are we saying for afterwards? Steak?

Chateaubriand.

[Mr. Mulder]

wurd ^^

[Sextent]

With chips, onion rings, half a grilled tomato and a fried egg.

[Sextent]

Maybe a couple of slices of grilled bacon and a lamb chop.

[Mr. Mulder]

steak and chips >*

if i'd had a few beers then it would have to be a tikka masala. true story.

[Mr. Mulder]

in which case it would be poppadoms >sexy time > curry

[Sextent]

in which case it would be poppadoms >sexy time > curry

Quality evenin'.

I'm sticking with the traditional.

Plain crisps, ma hole, steak and chips with all the doings.

Bottle of cider to wash it down.

[Mr. Mulder]

i'd watch that :smilie4:

[Sextent]

If you've got the fiver you're welcome.

For a tenner you can hold the coats.

[Mr. Mulder]

i'd wear her coat and speak in a really high voice and pretend to be a sexy lady.

[Sextent]

You've taken that too far.

[Mr. Mulder]

:sneaky:

[Sextent]

http://www.catsplaza.com/files/imagecache/medium/files/pictures/I'm%20watching%20you.jpg

[j2k4]

They don't have to be good looking to have magnificent baps.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_03/nigellaXPOSURE_468x428.jpg

Ah, ain't she somethin'. :)

[Aaxel21]

They all look the same in the dark.

[Biggles]

They don't have to be good looking to have magnificent baps.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_03/nigellaXPOSURE_468x428.jpg

Ah, ain't she somethin'. :)

and that is not the most flattering phoatie I have ever seen of her either.

I actually quite like her cookery programme - she conjours up some tasty stuff whilst looking like the topping on the cake.

[Alien5]

to me its its obviously one of those PR company pays paparazzi to take (almost pornographic semi-exposed nipple shot) daily star photo.

soft porn for middle aged men. :unsure:

[Biggles]

to me its its obviously one of those PR company pays paparazzi to take (almost pornographic semi-exposed nipple shot) daily star photo.

soft porn for middle aged men. :unsure:

:( you say that like it is a bad thing

[Alien5]

not really, just my observation, the daily star rocks.

[Barbarossa]

Nigella is teh awesome :happy:

[Agrajag]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/12/30/Nigella_051228031830247_wideweb__300x293,1.jpg

[Something Else]

It's good to see she enjoy's all that food. Would be sad if she didn't like.

[kallieb]

Is that Nigella?

[Something Else]

Yes...Miss Lawson of the apparently sexy puddings.

[Sextent]

By apparently did you mean fucking.

[Mr. Mulder]

i wish she'd fuck my sexy pudding.

[Something Else]

Which bit is the pudding?

[Sextent]

The bit at the end.