free waffles invite

[WarrenBuffet]

first one to say a funny one line joke wins. I'll post the results in 10 minutes, I'll pm the winner, if I don't get a reply within a minute, keep posting your jokes. I'll pm another user

* you guys have HORRIBLE jokes. I'll still give the Waffles invite away to the "least" worst joke I see, but if I don't c a few really good ORIGINAL jokes, I won't make giveaways like this again .

bebytza (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/../members/bebytza-183121) won!

[RandomNewbie]

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says' 'Why the long face?'

[Saroman]

Sometimes I wish life had subtitles! :pinch:

[chrisyg]

women are only good for 3 things.. washing up, cooking and sex.

[shuritemp]

Pim pam pum bocadillo de atun

[ser3oof]

may i have one plz

[frtdi150]

can i have 1

[YoYoY]

Sometimes I wish life had subtitles! :pinch:

:lol:

[dash18]

how do you know that a blonde woman played on the computer ? The joystick is on the chair :)

[campodetenis]

Hope this qualifies:

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

*laughin at my stupidity*

[chrisyg]

Pim pam pum bocadillo de atun

no idea.. and a tuna sandwich..LOL

[Mems]

What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?
Sexual harassment.
What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
$3.99 a minute.

[carpediemm]

Where's the English Channel? I don't know - our television doesn't pick it up.

[solaris]

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

[fulu]

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo? Big holes all over Australia!

[dash18]

it was a "one line" joke

[svergie]

here is my
Bert said, "I wish that was SHARON STONE

George echoed, "I wish it was Demi Moore."

[dash18]

svergie, somebody already gave you a waffles invite.. ( http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/f-bittorrent-invites-90/t-quick-waffles-giveaway-258836 )
there are other people who really wants one for the tracker content, and you want many to trade them or what ?

[WarrenBuffet]

svergie, thats hilarious that you would post again for another free waffles invite. Thats pretty funny actually :)

[stereonumeral]

why don't women need licenses?

the only road they should be traveling goes from the kitchen to the bedroom.



...or something.

[WarrenBuffet]

okay 10 more posts ppl, before I announce the winner. Make them productive.

[bebytza]

@ school,a kid talking to her teacher:
- Teacher, teacher do you think it's right to punish people for things they haven't done ?
- No, of course not.
- Well, I haven't done my homework

[WarrenBuffet]

bebytza (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/../../members/bebytza-183121) wins

[HedEbiscuits]

What did the muffin say to the muffin?... Ahhh a talking muffin!!

[Str8ek]

Pupil: I is.....
Teacher: NO! you musi say I am!
Pupil: OK. 'I' am the 9th letter in the alphabet...

[stereonumeral]

...can we close this thread since it's been given out? anybody?

[Adama]

@ school,a kid talking to her teacher:
- Teacher, teacher do you think it's right to punish people for things they haven't done ?
- No, of course not.
- Well, I haven't done my homework

good one :lol::lol::lol:

[virtus134]

What's the biggest pencil in the world?


Pennsylvania!

[WarrenBuffet]

okay, I'm never asking for jokes on FST again, jk, maybe i'll do another one of these sometime, anyway bebytza won, thread closed.

[svergie]

Check It Out , Thread Is Not Closed, Can U Close It