Thread Game

[Sextent]

Right the rules of this game is that you post some words that you feel like posting. lol

They can be about anything you like and you don't need to post in this thread or not post in this thread. It's entirely up to you.

Do this or do something else. lol

[Beenieman]

prepayed electricity meter, who's got one?

[Sextent]

I pay by standing order.

[Beenieman]

I'm using over £5 a day in electricity!

[Sextent]

I wish I used as little as that.

[Something Else]

I just moved to a new place and it has a gas meter with a card you charge up. It's cost me £80 for a week and a half so far. I don't like it. :dabs:

[Sextent]

That'll be over £100 / month. Fuck that to fuckery.

How long is your lease.

[LaPistola]

That'll be over £100 / month. Fuck that to fuckery.

How long is your lease.
Actually closer to £200 / month :dabs:

[chalice]

I just moved to a new place and it has a gas meter with a card you charge up. It's cost me £80 for a week and a half so far. I don't like it. :dabs:

That just cannot be right.

Speak to the landlord. What are your neighbours like, like?

They could be siphoning your meter or whatever. Could be a leak too. Don't be lighting up a spliff or you could take out half of London.

[Biggles]

I just moved to a new place and it has a gas meter with a card you charge up. It's cost me £80 for a week and a half so far. I don't like it. :dabs:

That seems excessive by an order of 3x - where is this place, at the end of the Mall?

[Sextent]

That'll be over £100 / month. Fuck that to fuckery.

How long is your lease.
Actually closer to £200 / month :dabs:

:O That's so crazy it may just be true.

Are you sure of your math there. Can you show us the workings.

[Beenieman]

I wish I used as little as that.


So you think thats cheap? :blink:


I must be a tight c*nt then cause £35 a week for electricity seems bloody steep as f*ck to me :O

What do others pay roughly per month?

[Something Else]

My lease is for...........I dunno, not signed anything yet.
The reason for the outrageous charges I'm guessing is this.
The previous tennant must've had a huge debt to the gas fuckers and they are charging me each time I top it up....

[chalice]

We would use about 20 squids a week.

That's with 2 computers and just about everything on full whack. Christmas lights and what not included.

Still think that's dear as fuck.

[chalice]

My lease is for...........I dunno, not signed anything yet.
The reason for the outrageous charges I'm guessing is this.
The previous tennant must've had a huge debt to the gas fuckers and they are charging me each time I top it up....

That'll do it. But it's not your debt. Speak to the gas people, they'll sort it out. It happened to me years ago.

[Sextent]

We would use about 20 squids a week.

That's with 2 computers and just about everything on full whack. Christmas lights and what not included.

Still think that's dear as fuck.

Gas computers and Christmas lights.

You Irish are the crazies.

[chalice]

We would use about 20 squids a week.

That's with 2 computers and just about everything on full whack. Christmas lights and what not included.

Still think that's dear as fuck.

Gas computers and Christmas lights.

You Irish are the crazies.

Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a ...

[Sextent]

Gas computers and Christmas lights.

You Irish are the crazies.

Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a ...

long way to tip a fairy.

[chalice]

Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a ...

long way to tip a fairy.

http://www.interet-general.info/IMG/titanic-2.jpg

[Sextent]

Farewell Brittanic.

[Something Else]

I called em up (the gas people) cheers. They refunding me the whole 80 squids :smilie4:

[chalice]

I called em up (the gas people) cheers. They refunding me the whole 80 squids :smilie4:

Noice.

[Sextent]

Nice one.

Celebrate by buying £80 worth of sweets.

[Something Else]

Pick 'n' mix for all :D

[Beenieman]

So am I paying to much or not enough @ £35 per week for electricity?

[chalice]

My missus has just donated that Bailey's I was on about.

Woo fucking hoo.

Stand back mofos.

[Sextent]

http://www.beddysblog.com/images/P1270538.JPG

[Sextent]

My missus has just donated that Bailey's I was on about.

Woo fucking hoo.

Stand back mofos.

Slainte yah big cunt.

Let the drinkings begin.

[Skiz]

Just finished some film called "An Unfinished Life".

I only downloaded it since Morgan Freeman was innit.

Pure quality.

[Sextent]

Explosion count please.

[chalice]

My missus has just donated that Bailey's I was on about.

Woo fucking hoo.

Stand back mofos.

Slainte yah big cunt.

Let the drinkings begin.

Am away round to get a bag of ice off of the offies.

BBS.

[Sextent]

Must not have a gas fridge / freezer.

[Snee]

1 :01:

[Snee]

2 :01:

[chalice]

Didn't make it to 3.

Yay. Fuck that Baileys is sweet, like.

@ JP, offies's ice is nicerer. Anyway, you wanna see the water rate around here.

[Sextent]

No way.

Ice made with water from Loch Katrine > something else.

[Snee]

3

4.

[Sextent]

http://performingarts.ufl.edu/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/the-fab-four-cropped.jpg

[chalice]

No way.

Ice made with water from Loch Katrine > something else.

Do you like drinking piss and prams and perch then.

[Sextent]

No way.

Ice made with water from Loch Katrine > something else.

Do you like drinking piss and prams and perch then.

If it's that or Bailey's then yes, yes I do.

[chalice]

Do you like drinking piss and prams and perch then.

If it's that or Bailey's then yes, yes I do.

Don't put me off.

Actually, you just couldn't put me off.

Loving it.

Got my eye on t'other bottle now. Greedy, greedy pig.

[Sextent]

Sorry mate, I can't drink stuff like Bailey's. I have a penis.

[chalice]

Sorry mate, I can't drink stuff like Bailey's. I have a penis.

Bummer. Is that like a straw? Sorry for your handicap.

[Sextent]

Sorry mate, I can't drink stuff like Bailey's. I have a penis.

Bummer. Is that like a straw? Sorry for your handicap.

It's like a beef straw. Oh and it's not a bummer. I was never confused.

[Snee]

Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain
I hope that you’ve enjoyed your stay so far
I see you’ve met my assistant Scarface
His appearance is quite disturbing
But I assure you he’s harmless enough
He’s a sweetheart, calls me master
And he has a way of finding pretty things and bringing them to me

I’m so into you
But I’m way too smart for you
Even my henchmen think I’m crazy
I’m not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to be
A little bit less afraid of me
You’d see the voices that control me from inside my head
Say I shouldn’t kill you yet

I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you
But I get the feeling that you don’t like it
What’s with all the screaming?
You like monkeys, you like ponies
Maybe you don’t like monsters so much
Maybe I used too many monkeys
Isn’t it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

I’m so into you
But I’m way too smart for you
Even my henchmen think I’m crazy
I’m not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to be
A little bit less afraid of me
You’d see the voices that control me from inside my head
Say I shouldn’t kill you yet

Picture the two of us alone inside my golden submarine
While up above the waves my doomsday squad ignites the atmosphere
And all the fools who live their foolish lives may find it quite explosive
But it won’t mean half as much to me if I don’t have you here

You know it isn’t easy living here on Skullcrusher Mountain
Maybe you could cut me just a little slack
Would it kill you to be civil?
I’ve been patient, I’ve been gracious
And this mountain is covered with wolves
Hear them howling, my hungry children
Maybe you should stay and have another drink and think about me and you

I’m so into you
But I’m way too smart for you
Even my henchmen think I’m crazy
I’m not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to be
A little bit less afraid of me
You’d see the voices that control me from inside my head
Say I shouldn’t kill you yet
I shouldn’t kill you yet
I shouldn’t kill you yet

[chalice]

Snee, you could have just said...

"Come into my parlour", said the spider to the fly.

[Snee]

Yeah, but that wasn't the song I was listening to :sly:

[Agrajag]

http://bkmarcus.com/blog/images/logos/skullcrusher.jpg

[Snee]

http://www.jonathancoulton.com/songdetails/Skullcrusher%20Mountain

[Agrajag]

Are you suggesting we steal music Mr Snee.

[chalice]

Are you suggesting we steal music Mr Snee.

It's not stealing if it's shite.

[Agrajag]

Are you suggesting we steal music Mr Snee.

It's not stealing if it's shite.

M'Lord

[LaPistola]

Actually closer to £200 / month :dabs:

:O That's so crazy it may just be true.

Are you sure of your math there. Can you show us the workings.
30 days in a month
/
11 days in a week and a half
= 2.7

£80 in 1 week and a half
*
2.7 weeks and a half in one month :pinch:
= £216 a month

There you have it the explanation to the workings of my cranium, fascinating inst it?

[chalice]

^^ Rhetorical questions are defunct?

[melatonin]

wtf is this ?

[LaPistola]

^^ Rhetorical questions are defunct?
:yup:

[Sextent]

^^ Rhetorical questions are defunct?

What's the point of rhetorical questions.

[chalice]

Need you ask.

[Sextent]

:O That's so crazy it may just be true.

Are you sure of your math there. Can you show us the workings.
30 days in a month
/
11 days in a week and a half
= 2.7

£80 in 1 week and a half
*
2.7 weeks and a half in one month :pinch:
= £216 a month

There you have it the explanation to the workings of my cranium, fascinating inst it?

So, over £100 per month. Like I fucking said.

[Sextent]

Need you ask.

Why not.

[Snee]

Are you suggesting we steal music Mr Snee.

It's not stealing if it's shite.

:o

And also, that was his own site, what he was letting people download it from, so it can't be stealing.

Can it? :unsure:

[Aaxel21]

Yes it is.

[Sextent]

It's not stealing if it's shite.

:o

And also, that was his own site, what he was letting people download it from, so it can't be stealing.

Can it? :unsure:

So it's shite that he's giving away anyway.

Why the fuck do you want us to steal this stuff Snee. Think it thro' ffs.

[Snee]

It's not shite. Chalice is a big smelly girl :ghey:

[Sextent]

It's not shite. Chalice is a big smelly girl :ghey:

I had my suspicions, what with the drinking Baileys, buying ice from the offy and being good at the poetry.

He was always going to be either a burd or chebus.

[chalice]

It's not shite. Chalice is a big smelly girl :ghey:

I had my suspicions, what with the drinking Baileys, buying ice from the offy and being good at the poetry.

He was always going to be either a burd or chebus.

Youse big blokes will be relieved to hear that I won't be partaking of that particular Irish cream in the future. I was sick as the pig yesterday.

My womb hurts. :cry:

[chalice]

It's not shite. Chalice is a big smelly girl :ghey:

On a second listening, I have now decided that it's not shite and it's actually quite good.

I'm allowed to change my mind. It's a big smelly girl's prerogative.

[Sextent]

I had my suspicions, what with the drinking Baileys, buying ice from the offy and being good at the poetry.

He was always going to be either a burd or chebus.

Youse big blokes will be relieved to hear that I won't be partaking of that particular Irish cream in the future. I was sick as the pig yesterday.

My womb hurts. :cry:

:lol::earl:

Just how sick was the pig btw.

[chalice]

Think Charles Manson with Ebola only sickerer and you wouldn't even be getting close.

[Sextent]

Are we talking Jade Goody after drinking a pint of sea water, on a Waltzer, during her bad week.



http://images.fok.nl/upload/070117_272_JadeGoody.jpg

[chalice]

Not that sick, like.

If I was that sick, I'd have to euthanatise myself.

[Sextent]

Bet you feel better now.

However bad you are, you are not now, or never will be, that vile creature.

[Snee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhi5F3_cPj0

Still makes me :glag:

[Mr. Mulder]

she was on british telly she was, think it was the gheyham norton show (:ghey:) anywai the reason she threw up was cos she was on her period. and that is a true story.