Fact About Yourself

[Agrajag]

I have never played netball at anything higher than County level.

[chalice]

Tried brain surgery once.

Still sore.

[kallieb]

One time, while securing my son's infant car seat, I was tugging so hard to attach the clasp that my hand slipped and I punched myself in the nose. Blood everywhere. Explain that one.

[chalice]

Menstruation's a killer.

[100%]

In "college", i used to buy weed from the schools window cleaner, at my window.

[Agrajag]

Menstruation's a killer.

I feel your pain, girlfriend.

[Agrajag]

In "college", i used to buy weed from the schools window cleaner, at my window.

You had your own window. :O

I never took you to be posh, ziggy. :mellow:

[Alien5]

when i was a window cleaner i used to sell weed to the schoolkids. :wacko:

[Agrajag]

:drummer:

[N4riX]

i was touched in the private area by a window cleaner that used to sell weed to the schoolkids.

[100%]

ffs :lol:

you jealous knobs.

[chalice]

i was touched in the private area by a window cleaner that used to sell weed to the schoolkids.

I'm liking him.

Not like that you understand like.

[Sextent]

So how are you liking him like.

[chalice]

Like a funny mate like.

He fits right in, so to speak, like.

[Sextent]

Who

[chalice]

Yer man with the fucked up name, whatizname.

Him.

[Sextent]

Oh, thingmy.

[chalice]

Oh, thingmy.

That's the one.

I'll never forget whatizname.

[N4riX]

*puff puff pass

[chalice]

*puff puff pass

Henceforth, you shall be known as the one who is called whatizname, brother.

[N4riX]

*exhale cough cough ...who

[chalice]

*exhale cough cough ...who

Well, it's either that or Cuntybollocks.

Up to you.

[N4riX]

whatizname will do

[chalice]

whatizname will do

Sorted whatizname.

[100%]

sneezing is nicer than coughing.

[chalice]

sneezing is nicer than coughing.

Fact.

We sneeze at 100 miles per hour.

We cough at about 60. That was another lie what I just made up.

Speed counts on the interweb.

[N4riX]

you ever have a big dog sneeze on you...not nice at all my friend

[100%]

I once cough sneezed
very confusing

not worthy of telling other people about.

[N4riX]

i read someplace that we sneeze at 100 miles per hour and we cough at about 60. hmz

[chalice]

I once cough sneezed
very confusing

not worthy of telling other people about.

Nevertheless. we thank you for it.

That was probably the royal we.

[chalice]

i read someplace that we sneeze at 100 miles per hour and we cough at about 60. hmz

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.

Smart fucker, that cannibis withdrawing, Bailey's drinking "burd".

[N4riX]

haha don't fight it brother. come over to the dark side we need you

[chalice]

haha don't fight it brother. come over to the dark side we need you

To my shame, I ordered an ounce of soapbar for tomorrow.

Soapbar doesn't count.

Rubber and diesel doesn't qualify as hash.

[Barbarossa]

I am taller than I am wide

[kallieb]

^^ whew, that's a relief. Otherwise you'd be tipping over and rolling about all the time.

[Aaxel21]

I once hotwired a bull dozer in a construction site. Had some fun with it then parked it in the two lane street. Took them a while to move it so traffic could pass.

[Sextent]

I was a cunt and a time waster.

Fixed.

[Aaxel21]

I'm a cunt and a time waster.

Fixed.

I was at the time. But I'm a good person now...mostly.on now...mostly.

[Skweeky]

I have a rash on the palms of my hand

[masterbat]

i fart while i pee

[Snee]

I've got this thing wot the doctor called slight left-side paralysis, like.

Meaning I can walk, and run and everything wot normal people can, but it's way harder to build muscle on my left side and it screws with my coordination, I used to be shit at sports for the longest time, because of it.

Also needed surgery when I was about five, to be able to walk properly. Got a really big scar on my left heel, 'cos of the surgery.

Oh, and I don't feel thirst, and I don't feel pain quite like normal people. It's prolly all related.

[Sextent]

Do you really not feel thirst, that must be quite difficult to manage.

[Cheeseman1208]

Do you really not feel thirst, that must be quite difficult to manage.
It would also be pretty badass. Snee, you could pick up girls by saying you can't feel pain.

Anyway, I dated a homicidal Asian girl, and survived. She's in prison now, which is a relief.

[Sextent]

Do you really not feel thirst, that must be quite difficult to manage.
It would also be pretty badass. Snee, you could pick up girls by saying you can't feel pain.

Anyway, I dated a homicidal Asian girl, and survived. She's in prison now, which is a relief.

I'm betting you've served some time in the Penitentiary yourself.

Not solitary confinement, like. You know what I mean.

[Snee]

Do you really not feel thirst, that must be quite difficult to manage.

I don't. Used to get dehydrated all the time. Nowadays I make an effort to make sure I've drunk enough. Some days I could get really hazy from it, when I was in my teens.

When my mouth goes all dry, and the headaches set in, I've been known to call that thirst, though. Maybe on here, even.

Really didn't know it was more of an urge or something, on it's own, for others, until relatively recently.


As for pain, I reckon that while I have a pain threshold what's fairly high, my initial sensations of pain must be about the same as for normal people, it's prolonged exposure to it that my body handles differently. My body produces too much endorphins or something, so I get a wee bit of a high*, moreso if it's a serious injury. I think I've mentioned that before.

Whatever bits I have in my head what handle those kinds of sensations must be off, and like I said, it's prolly related to the paralysis-thingie.

EDit: *and the pain almost stops entirely. When my foot got mashed back in 2000 it hurt like a bitch for maybe 30 minutes, then it just stopped. The following two days I walked around on it, when I wasn't operating heavy machinery :pinch: I remember driving into stuff and giggling. When my boss made me go to the company doctor, they told me I shouldn't be able to walk.

The worst thing is that being high on endorphins doesn't exactly help you to take care of yourself, so I may end up doing myself more harm that way if the damage is bad enough to start with.

[N4riX]

you seem to be a true warrior snee, it must be tough

[Snee]

No, no, it's a barrel of laughs it is :mellow:

[Something Else]

I was once given a formal warning for impersonating an officer of the law. True story.

[Busyman™]

I've had someone else's brain matter on my face and clothes.

(no I'm not a zombie).

[Something Else]

:sick:

[Cheeseman1208]

:sick:
:sick:

[Sextent]

I've had someone else's brain matter on my face and clothes.

(no I'm not a zombie).

Is that when your mate got shot.

[Busyman™]

I've had someone else's brain matter on my face and clothes.

(no I'm not a zombie).

Is that when your mate got shot.

By another mate too.:ermm:

You have a good memory.:unsure:

[Something Else]

Farkin Crikey mate thats horrible. :dabs:

[j2k4]

I have a rash on the palms of my hand

Skweeky - please parse your post...unless you actually have two palms on one hand.


I've had someone else's brain matter on my face and clothes.

Me, too.

Younger brother of a friend of mine stole a motorcycle in the high school parking lot, hit a car about 75 feet away from me and flew through the air until his head connected with the curb I was standing on.

About myself...I was a nationally-ranked foosball (table soccer) player (singles and doubles) in the late seventies.

[chalice]

I think this thread is fecking brill.

Fact.

Foosball, J2, who'd a thunk it?!

[Sextent]

Is that when your mate got shot.

By another mate too.:ermm:

You have a good memory.:unsure:

That must have seriously traumatised you, were you give or offered any sort of counselling.

I've dealt with Mort close up and personal. In a particularly painful way and on more than one occasion. It's still something which comes back to me in the still of the night.

However something like that, of a violent and meaningless nature must fundamentally change one's life.

[danio]

I'm 181cm tall. =)

[kallieb]

I'm the shortest kid in my family. I'm 172 cm (5'7" for the non-metric folks out their). The tallest is my youngest brother who scrapes the ceiling at 195 cm (6'5").

We clearly didn't inherit our height from our mother who is a measly 160 cm (5'3").

[Biggles]

I've had someone else's brain matter on my face and clothes.

(no I'm not a zombie).

I have never made other people that excited to see me

life is so unjust with its favours :(

[Evil9]

I was a millionare for 24 hours only once.

[Busyman]

By another mate too.:ermm:

You have a good memory.:unsure:

That must have seriously traumatised you, were you give or offered any sort of counselling.

I've dealt with Mort close up and personal. In a particularly painful way and on more than one occasion. It's still something which comes back to me in the still of the night.

However something like that, of a violent and meaningless nature must fundamentally change one's life.

Offered counseling? No. There was no way for anyone to offer me counseling.

Changed my loife? Absopulutely.

[FatBob]

i was shot twice in the ribs and i escaped death

[grimms]

I produce hip-hop, but not proud of the current crop of artists.

[Wolfmight]

I liveyea no sh1tpshh...you didn't know that thoughmmm...yes, good pointindeed.

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/3518/image2f5008air5.pngLMFAO

[Chip Monk]

i escaped death

You'll forgive me for expressing my ironic disbelief. :O

[Something Else]

I used to do press-ups.
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/8587/7ad849a5a131194bdcab332lf2.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[Busyman]

I was so close to being run by a car that after the driver put on his brakes my foot got stuck underneath one on the tires and I was looking at the front grill.

True story.

I was either 6 or 7 years old.

I got out the passenger seat after my mother parked then darted into the street. I could hear her yelling as I ran but it was too late.

[FatBob]

I was so close to being run by a car that after the driver put on his brakes my foot got stuck underneath one on the tires and I was looking at the front grill.

True story.

I was either 6 or 7 years old.

I got out the passenger seat after my mother parked then darted into the street. I could hear her yelling as I ran but it was too late.

so thats why you created your sig


Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me

:D

[Wolfmight]

I used to do press-ups.
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/8587/7ad849a5a131194bdcab332lf2.gif (http://imageshack.us)

that's awesome :happy: where'd you find that?

[Barbarossa]

It's a guy on B3ta.

http://sheepfilms.co.uk/

His animations are amazing! :O

Naughty Benchez keeps forgetting to credit the images he's posting here, he needs to watch himself... :ph34r:

[Something Else]

Naughty Benchez :ph34r:
:lol:
Are you suggesting I'm passing them off as my own :O
Or that we should respect some sort of image rights :O

http://visualresistance.org/wordpress/images/coke_girl.jpg

[Barbarossa]

Naughty Benchez :ph34r:
:lol:
Are you suggesting I'm passing them off as my own :O
Or that we should respect some sort of image rights :O

http://visualresistance.org/wordpress/images/coke_girl.jpg

You've been on b3ta, you've seen how uppity some people can get if people distribute their images without crediting the originator :whistling

[Something Else]

:dry:

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
-Steven Wright-

[Proper Bo]

:lol:
Are you suggesting I'm passing them off as my own :O
Or that we should respect some sort of image rights :O

http://visualresistance.org/wordpress/images/coke_girl.jpg

You've been on b3ta, you've seen how uppity some people can get if people distribute their images without crediting the originator :whistling

:emo:

:dry:

[Sextent]

It's a guy on B3ta.

http://sheepfilms.co.uk/

His animations are amazing! :O

Naughty Benchez keeps forgetting to credit the images he's posting here, he needs to watch himself... :ph34r:

Been a fan for years, since I saw the mirror one.

[Barbarossa]

You've been on b3ta, you've seen how uppity some people can get if people distribute their images without crediting the originator :whistling

:emo:

:dry:

Case in point :dry:

[Proper Bo]

well I doubt you'd like it if someone thieved your stuff, if anything you ever made was good enough to be stolen:snooty:

[Barbarossa]

Actually I'd fucken love it :P

[weenden]

elvis takes over my brain every now and then ...uuuha