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[weenden]

welcome to starbucks can i take your order

[weenden]

Expertly crafted. Always satisfying. The complete lineup of our signature drinks.http://www.starbucks.com/retail/images/bevlineup_header_02.jpg
mmmmnnnn a nice cup of starbucks to warm and wake you

[fstrulz]

I'll have my fave White Chocolate Mocha please.

[Alien5]

chicken n chips and a pepsi please :yes:

[fstrulz]

:glag:

[weenden]

chicken n chips and a pepsi please hey arthur treachers is across the way and fstrulz here you go your White Chocolate Mocha

[weenden]

also help wanted sign is up for anyone interested in a career in coffee

[clocker]

also help wanted sign is up for anyone interested in a career in coffee
Me! Me!
Oh please, me!

I've always wanted to be a barrister.

[LABIA]

Coffee nazis. :snooty:

[100%]

spam thread

[LABIA]

yep.

[Aaxel21]

mmmm coffee

[kittybewm]

did you just get a job at starbucks? I'd like a venti peppermint mocha frap and a caramel frap :O

[weenden]

ok clocker you have the job ill be around to check up to you every now and then

[weenden]

but still looking for more help clocker cant handle all the influx of custumers so apply within

[clocker]

Clocker would like to thank weenden for the new job announce a few wee changes to the Starbucks procedure.

From now on there will be one size, called "a cup".
Go ahead and ask for a "venti" or any other unintelligible size you can make up...you'll get "a cup".

All coffee will be French Roast, served black.
Again, feel free to blather on about "half frap" and "mocha" and whatever else you think you might want- you're getting French Roast in a "cup".


These two simple changes will make my life a lot simpler and will speed up our service immeasurably.

OK, belly up to the bar folks, your barrista is ready!

[Biggles]

I take ill to being served coffee in a cardboard cup - the planet is buggered enough already.

Clocker's cup modification will greatly enhance my coffee experience I vote he becomes CEO.

[clocker]

Clocker's cup modification will greatly enhance my coffee experience I vote he becomes CEO.
Thank you.

Biggles, you get to move to the front of the "Cheer Chain".

Let me explain how this will work under my new administration.

The first person in line offers to pay for the next person's order.
The next person- obviously overwhelmed- does the same, and so on, down the line.

This is cute and has garnered a lot of media attention lately but is a royal pain for the server and cashier.

My simple modification goes like this...
You order and offer to pay for the next person as well.

I take your money and pocket it, giving you nothing.
Same for the next and the next, etc.

It's easy to see how this will make me very cheerful.
Furthermore, our corporate carbon footprint is greatly reduced as we no longer have to buy, stock, ship or grow coffee.
Al Gore is quite on board with the whole concept as well.

But what, you say, of the coffee growers?
Simple...they switch crops and grow opium poppies which depresses the market for heroin, pretty much bankrupts Afghanistan and removes the Taliban from power.

So you see how we all benefit.
I'm happy, Al Gore and Mother Earth are happy, you can be pleased that you're aiding the War On Terror- not to mention being freed from the ravages of caffeine- and those cranky Afghanis can get back to doing what they're really good at...making pashminas and rugs.

World peace ensues!
Merry Christmas to all!

Please speak clearly and drive round to the pick up window.

[Something Else]

What is this 'starbucks' ?

Some sort of cawfee rodeo event?

[dinsdale]

originated from starbucket, where they used to drain fluid from hollywood stars into a bucket and distill it and mix it with coffee.

[Something Else]

Eeeeeeeew :sick: I'm glad I don't drink cawfee.

[dinsdale]

The best coffee is made from small african school kids with green laptops.

[Something Else]

Oh Mocca-Mint. :drool:

[Biggles]

Delicately crushed between the bosoms of Ooompah Winfrey?

[dinsdale]

Peculated in Maggie Thatcher's uterus.

[clocker]

Delicately crushed between the bosoms of Ooompah Winfrey?
That's an industrial process...nothing "delicate" about it.

[Something Else]

Ooompah Winfrey?

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/6400/umpalumpasg7.jpg (http://www.upload.ps/112F81TOH1RI/umpalumpa.jpg)

[dinsdale]

like the eyebrows...
But where is the pic of Maggies uterus?

[Something Else]

Workin on it :dabs: :sick:

[dinsdale]

I'm so gonna regret that one!

[weenden]

clocker your doin a great job ive heard nothing but good things kepp up the good work

[fstrulz]

Triple Expresso please.

I'm gonna have an all-nighter.

[clocker]

I don't know what an "all-nighter" is or how to make it.

Here is a cup.
It's full of French Roast coffee.
Now leave.

Wait...before you go, remove that flower from your ass.
Looks ridiculous.

[Snee]

Made me click on his post :dabs:

It's his face.

[fstrulz]

I don't know what an "all-nighter" is or how to make it.

Here is a cup.
It's full of French Roast coffee.
Now leave.

Wait...before you go, remove that flower from your ass.
Looks ridiculous.
"All-nighter" means up all night...

And it's a mistletoe. :santa:

Thanks for the cup of coffee.

[clocker]

So, let me see if I've got this right...

You're supposed to kiss your sweetie beneath some other chick's butt that has mistletoe inserted in it?

Romance- and holidays- ain't what they used to be.


That's $4.99 for the coffee, BTW.

[fstrulz]

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[clocker]

Thanks for the big tip...regular Donald Trump, you are.