Pussy Snorkel

[fstrulz]

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/9686/vf154236325tx4.jpg

From the manufacturer:

"The pussy snorkel is perfect for connoisseurs of cunnilingus. Simply place over your head and the pussy snorkel will allow you to breathe normally while giving her a long lustful licking she'll never forget."


Whoever invented this should win the Nobel Peace Prize.

[fstrulz]

P.S. It's only for those who know how to work it down there.

[Skiz]

For a prepubescent kid, you sure spend an ass-ton of time looking up sex toys and semi-attractive women. :dabs:

[Skiz]

And posting it all on a file sharing forum, no less.

[bigboab]

And posting it all on a file sharing forum, no less.

Filly Sharing forum maybe.:lol:

It could be a handy oxygen suply device when you are older. Come to think off it, that is its intention.:rolleyes:

[fstrulz]

For a prepubescent kid, you sure spend an ass-ton of time looking up sex toys and semi-attractive women. :dabs:
Well finals and fall semester are finally over for me... Just chillaxin' right now and a lil more time for FST than usual. :P

[Alien5]

posting pics of half naked chicks on FST aint gonna get you any pussy - have you tried nightclubs? :unsure:

[Something Else]

Well finals and fall semester are finally over for me... Just chillaxin' right now and a lil more time for FST than usual. :P


:wank: At least you've got teh bad aids :smilie4:

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/9688/poster4484922pd8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[clocker]

If you'd just relocate your nose to the back of your head this silly contrivance would not be necessary.

Chicks dig noseless faces.

[fstrulz]

posting pics of half naked chicks on FST aint gonna get you any pussy - have you tried nightclubs? :unsure:
Yes, but only on weekends... I've been over-pussied lately actually... Just time for a break and just chillax this Christmas week.

[dinsdale]

Can someone tell me why young males have avatars that are fit women in sexy poses? Isn't the avatar meant to represent you in some way? Do you want other men to look at your posts and feel sexually aroused? It was a phase I never went through, so I am afraid I totally don't get it!

I am not taking the piss btw, am genuinely mystified!

[fstrulz]

Can someone tell me why young males have avatars that are fit women in sexy poses? Isn't the avatar meant to represent you in some way? Do you want other men to look at your posts and feel sexually aroused? It was a phase I never went through, so I am afraid I totally don't get it!

I am not taking the piss btw, am genuinely mystified!
I could care less what others might think about it really... It's just eyecandy for me. :)

[dinsdale]

Fair point. Quite a philosophical one I suppose. Some people use the avatar to project a persona, almost entirely because they wish to be portrayed a certain way. Others can use it as a personal gratification. Ammo for a psychoanalyst no doubt! http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/../../images/smilies/smile.gif

[Something Else]

Because he's a :ghey:, cross-dressing rapist.

[fstrulz]

Because he's a :ghey:, cross-dressing rapist.
You mean like your daddy?

:noes:

[Alien5]

all of the users in this forum who have sexy models in their avatar are cawks.

tell us why we should treat you differently? :unsure:

[dinsdale]

I would feel uneasy posting on a board containing mainly men, with a titillating picture of a wench. Almost like a bloke dressing up in a mini skirt going to club with mostly blokes acting like a cock tease! The internet is an amazing place where it is almost expected to behave this way.

[Something Else]

all of the users in this forum who have sexy models in their avatar are cawks.
tell us why we should treat you differently? :unsure:

He doesn't have a cawk?

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/6283/3srtjhsd2wn4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[fstrulz]

all of the users in this forum who have sexy models in their avatar are cawks.

tell us why we should treat you differently? :unsure:
Which ones are the pussies?

[dinsdale]

all of the users in this forum who have sexy models in their avatar are cawks.

tell us why we should treat you differently? :unsure:

Because I have a pixelated miner from the 80s walking left and right for eternity instead of someone's mum with their tits out as my avatar! :)

[Alien5]

all of the users in this forum who have sexy models in their avatar are cawks.

tell us why we should treat you differently? :unsure:
Which ones are the pussies?


i stated a fact, then asked you the question. :idunno:

you can't answer a question with another question.

[fstrulz]

you can't answer a question with another question.
Says who?

But if you want an answer...

I couldn't care less. :)

[Something Else]

:wank:

Love from everyone. :smilie4:

How is langley, vagina btw?

Nice place to live?

[dinsdale]

you are getting faster with the old photoshop brush...

[Something Else]

I have an automated phoatieshop-a-cawk brush :smilie4:

[fstrulz]

you are getting faster with the old photoshop brush...
benchez has the biggest crush on me... He has a shine of me in his shack. :happy:

[dinsdale]

I'd rather be a pussy than a peterfile sex crime perpetrator. Benchez loves everyone, even people who rape paedophiles, don't feel too special.

[Something Else]

Ever since everyone raped him on the forum he just keeps coming back for mwoar. :yes: He must enjoy it.

His utter lack of any humour or intelligence does make it a little easy to rip the pish out of him i admit.

Now even the ghey's think he's too ghey for them. :ghey:

[dinsdale]

well, statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy a gangbang according to sikipedia.

[fstrulz]

Ever since everyone raped him on the forum he just keeps coming back for mwoar. :yes: He must enjoy it.

His utter lack of any humour or intelligence does make it a little easy to rip the pish out of him i admit.

Now even the ghey's think he's too ghey for them. :ghey:
:lol: You're not serious are you? It's just the internet, benchez... You sound like your world revolves around it.

Cheer up!

[Something Else]

Just come out of the closet. Come out of the closet please. Oh why won't you come out the closet..

[Something Else]

Yes I'm serious you have the wit of a rusty, bucket with cancer and aids. :smilie4:
Yes I'm serious, the gays really do think you are too gay for them. :smilie4:

[dinsdale]

ungayably gay?

[fstrulz]

Everyone should take benchez off their ignore lists...

You're missing a lot of really good rhymes and poems.

[Something Else]

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/5460/w4rsallxr9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Captain.Shitstabber.

[dinsdale]

I'm trying hard not to crack up in the office....

[fstrulz]

/would (the brunette chick on the left)

[dinsdale]

Battle between a park bench and a sexy girl in skimpy clothes and a camera... Its a shame its only online....

[Something Else]

/would (the brunette chick on the left)


That's a ghey man in a pink outfit you dimwit. :glag:

[Barbarossa]

Who is the pirate in your sig benchez? :lol:

[dinsdale]

Nothing wrong with gay and proud you homophobic nazi fascist.

[Something Else]

Who is the pirate in your sig benchez? :lol:

It's one of your ex-staff.

Parrot Fucker Patriot Foreve :eyebrows:

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[Barbarossa]

Who is the pirate in your sig benchez? :lol:

It's one of your ex-staff.

Nothing to do with me... :whistling

[dinsdale]

Those pics are funking awesome!

[Something Else]

Well we can't blame you for every cawk on the forum I suppose. :dabs:

[Snee]

all of the users in this forum who have sexy models in their avatar are cawks.

Fact.