jars
12-21-2007, 03:22 PM
In a shock to the filesharingtalk Community, Up beat all round nice guy and Filesharingtalk.com crusader, Jars, has apparently been identified and was tonight arrested after a lot of blood and feathers were found all over in his hotel room by the cleaning lady. All the Nudist Colony police needed to hear was that Jars had been staying in the room the night before. Well, that was all they needed to know before they found the dead chicken.
Jars likes to paint whiskers on his cheeks and call himself “Kind Cat” said the investigating officer known only as Brandon. But this was a chicken not a cat?” Brandon went on,
"Well Jars apparently doesn’t discriminate. He's known in animal rings as a habitual animal abuser. His animal abuse dates back to 2001 when he was arrested twice, once after being accused of breaking a rooster's neck that had rejected his advances and once after he was found in a neighbour's goose pen apparently attempting to get some of the geese in the mood by molesting them".
Jars was also accused of having sex with and killing a stray fox near the Mallee town of Ouyen, drawing the disgust from the rural farming community in March this year. For that he was convicted of theft and cruelty to an animal, and was imprisoned until last month. Since that release, he hasn't slowed and was arrested in connection with the attempted theft of a baby Koala from a Taiwanese Zoo.
Brandon continued, " Yeah the fukka was skiting that since he was a small child he has ****ed everything from dead animals to a raccoons. He freely admitted that he'd killed the chicken while ****ing it and now faces 5 years in prison and a potential life ban from any future communications with filesharingtalk.com posters who I'll retain overnight for questioning".
Filesharingtalk.com posters were believed to be shocked with the news on Jars who despite his dashing good looks, lovely personality and awesome drinking skills, was a bit of an entertainer. Perhaps animal entertaining is what the filesharingtalkers enjoy!
Filesharingtalk CEOs said the community was in counseling at the moment and while knowing that Jars 'horsed' around a little, had no idea he was into it this much. Fellow animal rights posters threatened to break into Brandon's jail last night and rip Jars' hair off. Other posters were believed to be livid.
Brandon finished off by sating, it's FtN. When he get's it, he'll stop. He assures us.
Guys, I will. I promise :naughty: Anyway, this is my quest for FtN. Let me in, I'm an awesome community member with quality to boot.
I'm a PU at ScT, bittv,bitmeorg, waffles and TL.
Anyway, that's my shot.
Awaiting PM :)
Jars likes to paint whiskers on his cheeks and call himself “Kind Cat” said the investigating officer known only as Brandon. But this was a chicken not a cat?” Brandon went on,
"Well Jars apparently doesn’t discriminate. He's known in animal rings as a habitual animal abuser. His animal abuse dates back to 2001 when he was arrested twice, once after being accused of breaking a rooster's neck that had rejected his advances and once after he was found in a neighbour's goose pen apparently attempting to get some of the geese in the mood by molesting them".
Jars was also accused of having sex with and killing a stray fox near the Mallee town of Ouyen, drawing the disgust from the rural farming community in March this year. For that he was convicted of theft and cruelty to an animal, and was imprisoned until last month. Since that release, he hasn't slowed and was arrested in connection with the attempted theft of a baby Koala from a Taiwanese Zoo.
Brandon continued, " Yeah the fukka was skiting that since he was a small child he has ****ed everything from dead animals to a raccoons. He freely admitted that he'd killed the chicken while ****ing it and now faces 5 years in prison and a potential life ban from any future communications with filesharingtalk.com posters who I'll retain overnight for questioning".
Filesharingtalk.com posters were believed to be shocked with the news on Jars who despite his dashing good looks, lovely personality and awesome drinking skills, was a bit of an entertainer. Perhaps animal entertaining is what the filesharingtalkers enjoy!
Filesharingtalk CEOs said the community was in counseling at the moment and while knowing that Jars 'horsed' around a little, had no idea he was into it this much. Fellow animal rights posters threatened to break into Brandon's jail last night and rip Jars' hair off. Other posters were believed to be livid.
Brandon finished off by sating, it's FtN. When he get's it, he'll stop. He assures us.
Guys, I will. I promise :naughty: Anyway, this is my quest for FtN. Let me in, I'm an awesome community member with quality to boot.
I'm a PU at ScT, bittv,bitmeorg, waffles and TL.
Anyway, that's my shot.
Awaiting PM :)