Vote for The Cawk

[Sextent]

Should we have an Adult Section so guys can post phoaties of their cawk and stuff. It would be great.

[Broken]

There's too much porn on the Internet already.
No need for even more of it here.

[Mr. Mulder]

i'd get mine out.

[Pigish]

what happened in the "manker cawk fiasco"?
i'm a noobie

[Snee]

A home for the goatse, you say.

Good thinking, sir.

[Sextent]

what happened in the "manker cawk fiasco"?
i'm a noobie

Got banned for posting a picture of his cawk. Which wouldn't have happened if there was a proper adult section to do it in. His reputation was skweeky clean before it as well. He just went all Grantham and had to show himself nikkid.

We say he died because that's less embarrassing for him. He was a decent spud and we don't want to scully his good name.

Do you see the five things I did there.

[Colt Seevers]

Get yer boabies oot!

[Proper Bo]

I think his jokes are a bit shit but kicking boab out is a bit h4r5h, like.

[tesco]

what happened in the "manker cawk fiasco"?
i'm a noobie

Got banned for posting a picture of his cawk. Which wouldn't have happened if there was a proper adult section to do it in. His reputation was skweeky clean before it as well. He just went all Grantham and had to show himself nikkid.

We say he died because that's less embarrassing for him. He was a decent spud and we don't want to scully his good name.

Do you see the five things I did there.I caught 4:unsure:
Who's grantham? :unsure:

[Sextent]

Not Grantham.

proper
skweeky
nikkid
spud
scully

It's not great like. I'm doing this for nowt so what do you expect.

[Snee]

Who's spud? :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

spuder_dewd

[Sextent]

Fuck sake don't over analyse Snee, I'm not trying to get an Emmy here or owt.

Cheers Mulder for lowering your standards a wee bit.

[Mr. Mulder]

truth be told i'm getting fed up now, are we getting our cawks out or what? i'm stood here with it laid on the table, i've got my camera phone in one hand and my bawls in the other, are we gonna do this or what? because im just about ready to do something else.

[Alien5]

master mate or do something else.

[chalice]

There's a cawk for us,
Somewhere a cawk for us.
Cawk and quiet and open air
Wait for us
Somewhere.
There's a cawk for us,
Some day a cawk for us,
Time together with time to spare,
Time to look, time to care,
Somecawk!
Somewhere.
We'll find a new way of cawking,
We'll find a way of cawking
Somewhere.
There's a cawk for us,
A time and cawk for us.
Hold my cawk and we're half way there.
Hold my cawk and I'll take you there
Somehow,
Someday,
Somecaaaaawk!

[Sextent]

http://www.seattlechoralcompany.org/Images/applause.jpg

[Snee]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v38/snorlax/ScaryBusiness.jpg

[chalice]

Hai thunkew.

[Mr. Mulder]

that's it. i'm putting it away.

[Wizard Scuff]

You're all nancy boys.

[Mr. Mulder]

if wanting to show your cawk to other men on the internet makes you a nancy then the world just doesn't make sense anymore.

[chalice]

What the world needs now is cawk sweet cawk,
It's the only thing that there*s just too little of.
What the world needs now is cawk sweet cawk,
no not just for some but for everyone.

Lord we don't need another vagina,
There are vaginas and vaginas enough to climb,
There are vaginas and vaginas enough to cross
Enough to last until the end of time

What the world needs now is cawk sweet cawk,
it's the only thing that theres just too little of,
what the world needs now is cawk sweet cawk,
no not just for some but for everyone

Lord, we dont need another vagina,
there are corn fields and vaginas enough to grow,
there are sunbeams and vaginabeams enough to shine,
oh listen Lord, if you want to know

What the world needs now is cawk sweet cawk,
its the only thing that theres just too little of.
what the world needs now is love sweet love,
no not just for some, oh but just for every every everycawk.

what the world (whoa whoa) needs now,
is locawk(is cawk) sweet cawk
what the world ( oh oh) needs now

/fade

[Sextent]

if wanting to show your cawk to other men on the internet makes you a nancy then the world just doesn't make sense anymore.

Indeed, the whole place has gone all PC.

[shutdk]

Yeah! Wanker section for the win.

[Sextent]

Yeah! Wanker section for the win.

You wish to masturbate whilst looking at the cawk. :sick:

Not that it's a bad thing. :yup:

Fill your boot's mate.:O

[Biggles]

Yeah! Wanker section for the win.

You wish to masturbate whilst looking at the cawk. :sick:

Not that it's a bad thing. :yup:

Fill your boot's mate.:O

although that will make walking a tad squelchy

[Sextent]

:drummer:

[Something Else]

A little cawk never hurt anyone.

[chalice]

http://www.ushistory.org/declaration/document/images/w.gifhen in the Course of human cawks it becomes necessary for one cawk to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the cawks of the earth, the separate and equal cawk to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent cawk to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the cawks which impel them to the separation.
We hold these cawks to be self-evident, that all cawks are created equal, that they are endowed by their cawk with certain unalienable cawks, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of cawks. — That to secure these cawks, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the cawks of the governed, — That whenever any Form of cawk becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the cawk to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new cawk, laying its foundation on such cawks and organizing its cawk in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their cawk and Happiness. Cawks, indeed, will dictate that cawks long established should not be changed for light and transient cawks; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that cawks are more disposed to suffer, while cawks are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the cawks to which they are accustomed. But when a long cawk of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same cawk evinces a design to reduce them under absolute cawk, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such cawks, and to provide new cawks for their future security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of these cawks; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Cawks of Government. The history of the present Cawk of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the cawk of an absolute Tyranny over these cawks. To prove this, let cawks be submitted to a candid world.

[Sextent]

:lol: I like this new motif, Chav Les.

[chalice]

:lol: I like this new motif, Chav Les.

It's wot I do now.

Frodobagginsex came to me in a dream.

Which public treasure would you like me to deface next?

[Sextent]

The racist UK national anthem

[FatBob]

i heard we have a hidden lesbian subforum . is it true ?

[Sextent]

i heard we have a hidden lesbian subforum . is it true ?

Shhh ffs.

[FatBob]

damn . i already recieved an infraction from skizo for posting that :shutup:

[Sextent]

/banned from the subforum which dare not speak it's name.

[chalice]

/banned from the subforum which dare not speak it's name.

It is the forum with two backs.

Fact.

[Snee]

OMG noob, that's not how lesbians do it.

[crazy_billy_bats]

Wow, things have really gone downhill here. I like it though.

[Snee]

It's better than wot it's been for a while, hactually.

[bunny67]

well get em out then boys!

[shutdk]

i heard we have a hidden lesbian subforum . is it true ?

:woot:

[Sextent]

OMG noob, that's not how lesbians do it.

Two fronts :O:gossip::01::yahoo::thumbsup::drool: