Worlds Most Expensive Tequilas

[FatBob]

1. Ultra Premium Tequila Ley .925 “Pasion Azteca”: $225,000


:blink:

http://www.wineandalcohol.com/blog/worlds-most-expensive-tequilas

[Skiz]

I've had the Gran Patrón Platinum before on my birthday.

Was $28/shot.

There's a pretty good story behind that shot as well, but I'm far to lazy to type it out.

[Sextent]

I've had the Gran Patrón Platinum before on my birthday.

Was $28/shot.

There's a pretty good story behind that shot as well, but I'm far to lazy to type it out.

We can fill in the story for you by adding in totally random conjecture.




You got a blow job that night.

[Sextent]

You were only drinking the Tequila to get the taste out of your mouth.

[Skiz]

I don't remember it that way, but we'll go with it. :whistling

[Skiz]

:lol:

I was supposed to get that post in first. Now I look all :ghey:

[Sextent]

:naughty:

[Skiz]

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/9664/faintic5.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[Sextent]

You were so drunk you fell flat on your face, resulting in you losing an eye. This meant you could no longer triangulate and distances became a complete mystery to you. Spoiling a promising career in Archery.

You still regret that as an opportunity squandered.

[Skiz]

Actually, me and some friends were in the nicest resturaunt in Austin - Jeffery's.

I was out with 2 buddies and the g/f's. Me and my two friends were sitting at the bar in the resturaunt while the ladies were doing girl chat stuffz at the table. We were talking to the bartender about the different top shelf liqours that were available and their respective prices. We decided to have a shot each of the Patron Platinum.

A few seconds after the bartender sets down the shot, this middle-aged guy walks up, grabs the shot and takes it.

All three of us were saying "omg wtf" and about to make a scene right there in the restaurant. Turns out, the guy is the manager of the restaurant, is off duty and obviously shnaukered. He tells us about 50 times (no kidding) that he was only joking and never would have drank it had he known he was going to have to buy one to replace it.

He replaced the shot and bought us another round "on the house" to make up for it.

[chalice]

Actually, me and some friends were in the nicest resturaunt in Austin - Jeffery's.

I was out with 2 buddies and the g/f's. Me and my two friends were sitting at the bar in the resturaunt while the ladies were doing girl chat stuffz at the table. We were talking to the bartender about the different top shelf liqours that were available and their respective prices. We decided to have a shot each of the Patron Platinum.

A few seconds after the bartender sets down the shot, this middle-aged guy walks up, grabs the shot and takes it.

All three of us were saying "omg wtf" and about to make a scene right there in the restaurant. Turns out, the guy is the manager of the restaurant, is off duty and obviously shnaukered. He tells us about 50 times (no kidding) that he was only joking and never would have drank it had he known he was going to have to buy one to replace it.

He replaced the shot and bought us another round "on the house" to make up for it.

That was brill i ant up until the part where you didn't beat that man in question with a nailed club.

The audience would have been better satisfied and my kids could sleep easy tonight.

[Mrststyle]

omg ..now that's an expensive wine :O:O:O :w00t:

[Sextent]

omg ..now that's an expensive wine :O:O:O :w00t:

:cry:

[clocker]

Silly person.
Any time you buy wine by the shot it's expensive.

[Something Else]

1 tequilla
2 tequilla
3 tequilla
floor.

:cheers:

[Snee]

1 tequilla
2 tequilla
3 tequilla
floor.

:cheers:

That's well 'ard :O I could never have gotten past the first bottle, like.

[Sextent]

Mescal ftw.

True Story

[Something Else]

When you take mescalin you get to meet Mescalito.

According to my shaman friend. :huh:

[Sextent]

I like the wee bottle's with the wormy thing in it. Which you also eat.

Not the bottle, the wee wormy thing.

True story.

[enoughfakefiles]

It might taste better :smilie4:

[Something Else]

You can get lollipops with those worms in too....