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100%
12-23-2007, 05:01 PM
My son of 2.5yrs and I are officially not allowed to help with
decorating the christmas tree.

We both managed to drop and break one ball each. :lol::lol:

My son now regards xmas tree hanging as
"Don't touch that!"
"Don't do that!"

this family has no perspective, nor humor
fukin protestants.

http://a.imagehost.org/0096/milk_1.jpg

I thought the xmas tree thingy was supposed to be a happy family event,
not a fascist funeral.

fukem, we went out and sledged on the ice under full moon instead. :01:

http://www.thewashingtonnote.com/archives/BlueBallXmas.JPG

enoughfakefiles
12-23-2007, 05:04 PM
I didn't decorate mine either :dabs:

tesco
12-23-2007, 05:07 PM
your son is 2.5 years old now? :O

Seems like just months ago you were 99%. :unsure:

Mr. Mulder
12-23-2007, 05:11 PM
yeah, i remember the fred and everything :unsure: and now he's practically a man, rising up from the flames against his mum's fascist tree regime :01:

100%
12-23-2007, 07:29 PM
just spoke to grandad,
he said as he handed me a beer, he gets the fuck away from that perfectionistic ritual,
it is lethal beyond cannibalism.
xmas tree nazi's.

everything better now.

peat moss
12-23-2007, 07:44 PM
Hoi I envy you with a lil one on Christmas its some much fun , my wife and I have my niece's twins over for two sleeps , their 5 years old and so excited .

I'v never helped with the tree I just sit back and criticize . :)

shutdk
12-24-2007, 12:15 AM
Owned

weenden
12-24-2007, 12:20 AM
get your own tree and you and your son can tell her to f off and you to decorate the branch your selves

Skiz
12-24-2007, 11:20 PM
get your own tree and you and your son can tell her to f off and you to decorate the branch your selves

Get one bigger and wider. A real mans tree. :01:

You can stand it up with a chrome tire rim and hang beer cans and wrenches on the branches. :01:

Aaxel21
12-25-2007, 04:46 AM
Wow wheres her christmas spirit.

bikernin
12-25-2007, 05:13 AM
get your own tree and you and your son can tell her to f off and you to decorate the branch your selves

Get one bigger and wider. A real mans tree. :01:

You can stand it up with a chrome tire rim and hang beer cans and wrenches on the branches. :01:

lol thats one masculine tree. i imagine santa would get drunk when he came to drop off the gifts!

bikernin
12-27-2007, 03:16 AM
http://www.unboundedition.com/images/stories/grolsch_christmas_tree.jpg
there you go! your dream xmas tree