I'm going to church this Christmas

[WeeMouse]

I'll be lighting a candle and having a quiet word with that God fella.

I don't usually, but it's my first Christmas without my Mum and God might need some advice on how to make her stop talking...:)

Peace and Goodwill, lounge lizards!

[Something Else]

Well if it works for you, then go for it. :smilie4:

[WeeMouse]

Large bottles of vodka are better, however i am on medication and the boyfriend won't allow it.

Could kick him in the nuts and drink anyway, but that's not very Christmassy...

[Something Else]

:lol: Not at all.

Church seems the more peaceful option shirley.

[WeeMouse]

Shirley??

[Something Else]

Shirley it's more peaceful than kicking him in the gnads. Shirley it is. :eyebrows:

[Something Else]

I went to a church once. It was in the Vatican. It was all gold and stuff. That jeebus must've been loaded. :O

[WeeMouse]

Ooooh Mr Fancy church.

Here's my local one:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/6719979.stm

[Something Else]

Do you get free wine and crackers?

Nice story. How cheery. :dabs:

[WeeMouse]

God bless Glasgow.

Even our preists are into hookers and booze.

[Something Else]

Rape and Murder too...or was that the 'handyman'.

[WeeMouse]

Oh that was the handyman.

Jeebus doesn't like him.

[Something Else]

I should think he's not so handy now he's getting buggered in gaol. :eyebrows:

Noice one Jeebus.... :thumbsup: