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bill oddie
12-26-2007, 08:48 PM
Kindly leave them here, thx. :pinch:

chalice
12-26-2007, 08:49 PM
Cawk.

Sextent
12-26-2007, 08:49 PM
Hi Chalice, how was Christmas / Boxing Day. I had / am having a spiffy time.

bill oddie
12-26-2007, 08:52 PM
Oh really, how very, very interesting. :dabs:

chalice
12-26-2007, 08:52 PM
Hi Chalice, how was Christmas / Boxing Day. I had / am having a spiffy time.

Great mate.

Everyone's happy/fed/asleep.

Gives me time to insult cawks on the interweb.

Win!

Sextent
12-26-2007, 08:54 PM
No lose situation. Having a wee Baileys yerself then.

Sextent
12-26-2007, 08:56 PM
Oops he's disappeared.

Think he'll be back soon with a different name.

chalice
12-26-2007, 08:57 PM
No lose situation. Having a wee Baileys yerself then.

On teh wodka mate.

Good Christmas yerself?

arse-shrooms
12-26-2007, 08:58 PM
Nah, I doubt it. Detale banned him for being a 'prick'

arse-shrooms
12-26-2007, 08:58 PM
If only the mods had ip ban powers.... never mind...

chalice
12-26-2007, 08:58 PM
Sorted.

You're next, cawk.

arse-shrooms
12-26-2007, 08:58 PM
Only Reality can do that and he's a lazy ass-hat.

arse-shrooms
12-26-2007, 08:59 PM
:wub:

Sextent
12-26-2007, 09:00 PM
No lose situation. Having a wee Baileys yerself then.

On teh wodka mate.

Good Christmas yerself?

Excellent, full house for Christmas. Loads of food, prezzies, drink.

God had the good grace to mind his own beeswax for the day.

chalice
12-26-2007, 09:12 PM
On teh wodka mate.

Good Christmas yerself?

Excellent, full house for Christmas. Loads of food, prezzies, drink.

God had the good grace to mind his own beeswax for the day.

Glad to hear it. I had a packed house too.

Deluged by people I can't stand. They're not so bad when yer pissed, tho'

Chalice's Dad
12-26-2007, 09:22 PM
Excellent, full house for Christmas. Loads of food, prezzies, drink.

God had the good grace to mind his own beeswax for the day.

Glad to hear it. I had a packed house too.

Deluged by people I can't stand. They're not so bad when yer pissed, tho'

Hoi, I'll take my knuckles off your face, young whoppersnooper.

The turkey was mankin' anyway but me and your mum didn't wanna say.

Sextent
12-26-2007, 09:28 PM
It was primarily my own progeny with the occasional friend / girlfriend.

chalice
12-26-2007, 09:35 PM
Edit:

I'm a cawk.

Sorry dad.

Chalice's Dad
12-26-2007, 09:53 PM
Edit:

I'm a cawk.

Sorry dad.

You will be sorry, young cuntfluff!

My prized spoon collection will never now be yours.

chalice
12-26-2007, 09:55 PM
Edit:

I'm a cawk.

Sorry dad.

You will be sorry, young cuntfluff!

My prized spoon collection will never now be yours.

Stick em up yer arse you aul cunt.

That's what you've been doing for years anyway. Do you think I'd want them after that?

Chalice's Dad
12-26-2007, 09:58 PM
You will be sorry, young cuntfluff!

My prized spoon collection will never now be yours.

Stick em up yer arse you aul cunt.

That's what you've been doing for years anyway. Do you think I'd want them after that?

If they're good enough to be stuck up your great-grandfather's arse, then they're good enough to be stuck up yours.

chalice
12-26-2007, 10:00 PM
Stick em up yer arse you aul cunt.

That's what you've been doing for years anyway. Do you think I'd want them after that?

If they're good enough to be stuck up your great-grandfather's arse, then they're good enough to be stuck up yours.

I suppose the siblings will be getting the dildo collection, then?

You never liked me.

Chalice's Dad
12-26-2007, 10:05 PM
If they're good enough to be stuck up your great-grandfather's arse, then they're good enough to be stuck up yours.

I suppose the siblings will be getting the dildo collection, then?

You never liked me.

No, I'm leaving my dildo collection to Arse Cancer Research.

I want to give something back.

tesco
12-26-2007, 10:05 PM
Only Reality can do that and he's a lazy ass-hat.Oh really?:pinch:

chalice
12-26-2007, 10:13 PM
I suppose the siblings will be getting the dildo collection, then?

You never liked me.

No, I'm leaving my dildo collection to Arse Cancer Research.

I want to give something back.

That's you all over that is.

Mum's got mercury poisoning cuz of rubbing your spoons in her cell all day.

Chalice's Dad
12-26-2007, 10:15 PM
No, I'm leaving my dildo collection to Arse Cancer Research.

I want to give something back.

That's you all over that is.

Mum's got mercury poisoning cuz of rubbing your spoons in her cell all day.

Well. she shouldn't've gone to Mercury then.

I warned her, I did. But would she listen?

chalice
12-26-2007, 10:20 PM
That's you all over that is.

Mum's got mercury poisoning cuz of rubbing your spoons in her cell all day.

Well. she shouldn't've gone to Mercury then.

I warned her, I did. But would she listen?

She can't listen on account of the ear-plugs and blindfold.

Don't have me to air our family laundry on the interweb, pops.

Chalice's Dad
12-26-2007, 10:21 PM
Well. she shouldn't've gone to Mercury then.

I warned her, I did. But would she listen?

She can't listen on account of the ear-plugs and blindfold.

Don't have me to air our family laundry on the interweb, pops.

Alright then, fruit of my loins.

You can have the spoons.

chalice
12-26-2007, 10:22 PM
She can't listen on account of the ear-plugs and blindfold.

Don't have me to air our family laundry on the interweb, pops.

Alright then, fruit of my loins.

You can have the spoons.

Sorted.

Win!!

I love you dad.

Chalice's Dad
12-26-2007, 10:26 PM
Alright then, fruit of my loins.

You can have the spoons.

Sorted.

Win!!

I love you dad.

I love you too, son.

All's well that ends well.

Chalice's Dad
12-27-2007, 12:01 AM
Chalice has now been beaten soundly to sleep.

Shhh.

chalice
12-27-2007, 12:02 AM
Dad, can I have a drink of water, please?

Chalice's Dad
12-27-2007, 12:08 AM
Dad, can I have a drink of water, please?

Of course you can, son.

Enjoy.

http://www.drewish.com/blogger/images/trucker_urine_big.jpg

chalice
12-27-2007, 12:09 AM
Dad, this water tastes of pee.

Not that I'm complaining, like.

Chalice's Dad
12-27-2007, 12:17 AM
That's water off of Lake Katrina, I thought you liked that piss?

chalice
12-27-2007, 12:23 AM
Dad, I drew a pixture of you, do you like it?

http://www.firstworldwar.com/features/graphics/hitler_fuhrer.jpg

Chalice's Dad
12-27-2007, 12:25 AM
Not bad, like but the Hindu symbol I got tattooed on your arse when you were born is back to front.

chalice
12-27-2007, 12:34 AM
It isn't back to front.

You're just used to looking at it that way.

Chalice's Dad
12-27-2007, 12:45 AM
Mum forgot to give you her present.

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/110660/2/istockphoto_110660_vintage_icepick_with_wooden_handle.jpg

We know how you admired Trotsky.

Right in the brainstem, son, like I showed you.

chalice
12-27-2007, 12:50 AM
Dad, this ice pick is defective.

Keeps bouncing orf of my skull.

Chalice's Dad
12-27-2007, 12:56 AM
I had the same problem with Eva, actually.

Stick it through your eyeball or wait for the Russians to come.

Either way, you're fucked.

Son.

tesco
12-27-2007, 12:59 AM
Multi-page conversation with himself.

:emo:

chalice
12-27-2007, 01:00 AM
I have daddy issues.

Sextent
12-27-2007, 01:05 AM
Multi-page conversation with himself.

:emo:

That's just mad talk.

Chalice's Dad
12-27-2007, 01:06 AM
Multi-page conversation with himself.

:emo:

That's just mad talk.

That's it!

Stay away from my son.

You're a bad influence.

Chalice's Mum
12-27-2007, 12:31 PM
Says the man who cannot stay sober to save his life. What a fine example of manhood you were to the lad.

Something Else
12-27-2007, 03:22 PM
Awwww the whole family's here.
http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/6065/tiphatqc4.gif (http://imageshack.us)

To you sir.

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/6065/tiphatqc4.gif (http://imageshack.us)

To you madam.

chalice
12-27-2007, 03:25 PM
:lol::lol::lol:

Brilliant!

kallieb
12-27-2007, 08:09 PM
There's no way I could play in the Lounge with my Mom. I'd have far too much explaining to do.

Biggles
12-27-2007, 08:14 PM
Daughter posts here of an occasion. I find it best to turn a Nelson's eye to some of the things she comes out with.

FatBob
12-27-2007, 08:22 PM
Says the man who cannot stay sober to save his life. What a fine example of manhood you were to the lad.

white furry boot :lol:

bikernin
12-28-2007, 02:07 PM
rofl. dint know we could tackle domestic issues in ze lounge :lol: