Slang 101

[wrongun92]

Hello, I thought of creating a thread for us who are slang-challenged.

Ofcourse, this thread would need the assistance of pros in slang. Thanks in advance.

My first question:
Please explain the usage of a "tool"

:D

[chalice]

^

Had to be done.

[weenden]

basically if you call someone a tool your calling them ...a di*k,a pri*k or a co*k there i edited it hope you still no what i mean

[chalice]

basically if you call someone a tool your calling them ...a dick,a prick or a cock

Or all three, like. :blink:

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My first question:
Please explain the usage of a "tool"

:D


Someone who is used, or lets himself be used, for a purpose and despite personal feelings that what is being done maybe wrong or immoral.


I.E.
At work I feel like a total tool.

[chalice]

My first question:
Please explain the usage of a "tool"

:D


Someone who is used, or lets himself be used, for a purpose other than personal gain and despite personal feelings that what is being done maybe wrong or immoral.

That's what I said, like.

[kooftspc11]

when calling someone a tool you are comparing them with the like of an AMAZING metal band!!

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when calling someone a tool you are comparing them with the like of an AMAZING metal band!!

So, if I was to call you a "Yanni".

[weenden]

there calling you a long hair yanni look alike who plays music you'll die from.....ooooohhhhh uuuuuuuhhhh

[wrongun92]

some good explanations.

So someone who lets himself be used and pushed around. Or those that do no know how to say no.

You're such a tool:P

[Smith]

Don't understand the slang your kids are using these days? Let Paul Wall explain it!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=REuYnkUjaJU

[kooftspc11]

when calling someone a tool you are comparing them with the like of an AMAZING metal band!!

So, if I was to call you a "Yanni".

live at the acropolis!!

[wrongun92]

Don't understand the slang your kids are using these days? Let Paul Wall explain it!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=REuYnkUjaJU

saw that episode.

what it do man?:D

[FatBob]

ok . i have a doubt too

what do you mean by taking a piss?

is it like getting offended ?

[enoughfakefiles]

lol

[FatBob]

hmm i guess it was taking THE piss :mellow:

[wrongun92]

Another question:

what is that people write on forums, something like <3t or somthing like this?

does this mean elite ? and whats the proper way? ;)

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Another question:

what is that people write on forums, something like <3t or somthing like this?

does this mean elite ? and whats the proper way? ;)

|337 5p34k 15 7h3 c00|357!
OMGZ0rz u d0n7 5|*34k l33t?!! u r n0t 4 h4><0r!!! :lol:

[wrongun92]

Another question:

what is that people write on forums, something like <3t or somthing like this?

does this mean elite ? and whats the proper way? ;)

|337 5p34k 15 7h3 c00|357!
OMGZ0rz u d0n7 5|*34k l33t?!! u r n0t 4 h4><0r!!! :lol:

ok i see between the lines, just like deciphering the matrix code.

elite speak is the coolest!
OMG*** you dont **eak elite!! you are not for ******!!

still need some assistance, not bad for first time:shifty:
perhaps I'll figure it out soon:P

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|337 5p34k 15 7h3 c00|357!
OMGZ0rz u d0n7 5|*34k l33t?!! u r n0t 4 h4><0r!!! :lol:

ok i see between the lines, just like deciphering the matrix code.

elite speak is the coolest!
OMG*** you dont **eak elite!! you are not for ******!!

still need some assistance, not bad for first time:shifty:
perhaps I'll figure it out soon:P


leet speak is the coolest!
Oh My God (OMGZorz is pure slang) you don't speak leet?!! You are not a Hacker!!!


Can you figure this one out? It's written in really hardcore leet.
#337 $p34|{ 1$ 7|-|3 (00#3$7! 0|-| |\/|% 90P %05 P0|\|'7 $p34|{ #337?!! %05 4.3 |\|07 4 |-|4(|{3.!!!


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leet

[bikernin]

7|-|475 |234|_|_% |_337!

[Something Else]

You are a piece of shit on my shoe. Lick yourself off. Lick yourself off my shoe... No, don't actually do it! Where's your self re-cocking-spect?

~Chris Morris~

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7|-|475 |234|_|_% |_337!

That's really leet
?


1 (4n't 5nP3r$t4nP 4 f5(k1ng w0rP %05 4r3 $4%1ng!!!

[Something Else]

:dabsrod:

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:dabsrod:

:badrod:

[Something Else]

:dabsrod:

:badrod:

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/5610/microwavegj9.gif (http://imageshack.us)

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7|-|475 |234|_|_% |_337!

That's really leet
?


1 (4n't 5nP3r$t4nP 4 f5(k1ng w0rP %05 4r3 $4%1ng!!!

It just gets to the stage that it's total gobbledeygook.

[wrongun92]

Can you figure this one out? It's written in really hardcore leet.
#337 $p34|{ 1$ 7|-|3 (00#3$7! 0|-| |\/|% 90P %05 P0|\|'7 $p34|{ #337?!! %05 4.3 |\|07 4 |-|4(|{3.!!!


17 \/\/45 \/3R'/ 1|\|73R3571|\|9 70P1( 7|-|4|\||<5 1 (4|\| 5P34|< L337 |\|0\/\/ UB3R|\|355:w00t:

got most of it except for %o5( is that j00Z?) and also 4.3


7|-|475 |234|_|_% |_337!

'/35 1|\|D33D !!!one



7|-|475 |234|_|_% |_337!

That's really leet
?

1 (4n't 5nP3r$t4nP 4 f5(k1ng w0rP %05 4r3 $4%1ng!!!

I understood every word :P





That's really leet
?


1 (4n't 5nP3r$t4nP 4 f5(k1ng w0rP %05 4r3 $4%1ng!!!

It just gets to the stage that it's total gobbledeygook.

:naughty:

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That's really leet
?


1 (4n't 5nP3r$t4nP 4 f5(k1ng w0rP %05 4r3 $4%1ng!!!

It just gets to the stage that it's total gobbledeygook.

:naughty:

:blink:

[wrongun92]

relax mate, I was just nodding with your statement . :)

[Sextent]

relax mate, I was just nodding with your statement . :)

Didn't look much like it with the :naughty: smillie.

[wrongun92]

relax mate, I was just nodding with your statement . :)

Didn't look much like it with the :naughty: smillie.

yeah, sorry about that. Just noticed what it stands for, by rolling my mouse over it. Wasnt suppose to be a naughty smile.

The meaning behind the smiley seems a bit different from its looks. ;)

Perhaps, this is the correct one :yup:
/\/\'/ 4P0L0913$

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Didn't look much like it with the :naughty: smillie.

yeah, sorry about that. Just noticed what it stands for, by rolling my mouse over it. Wasnt suppose to be a naughty smile.

The meaning behind the smiley seems a bit different from its looks. ;)

Perhaps, this is the correct one :yup:

:yup: ;)

[Sextent]

Are you also aware of what "taking it up the wrongun" means.

[Something Else]

I call cigarettes parrots.

[enoughfakefiles]

Are you also aware of what "taking it up the wrongun" means.

Is it the same has having your back doors kicked in :unsure:

[wrongun92]

Are you also aware of what "taking it up the wrongun" means.

no, hope its something kind:D

[Sextent]

I've posted a link in another thread.