when's the last time you got laid?

[kooftspc11]

almost 1 month for this girl :(

[FatBob]

3 days :naughty:

[Broken]

I thought when I got married I'd be getting more. lol.
What I fool I was.... :sadwalk:

[bunny67]

1yr and 9 months ago

[peat moss]

I thought when I got married I'd be getting more. lol.
What I fool I was.... :sadwalk:


Ah you just got to keep it exciting , toys , sexy nighties , back rubs . For her I mean .. :whistling

[Alien5]

^^lol :D
can't remember coz it was really disappointing. The actual sex part was, not the :whistling
:dabs:

[Busyman™]

About 1 hour ago.

[Mr. Mulder]

five weeks ago.

[InfectedQ]

Oh..it was a long time ago (lol)
hope to cath up soon..

[aslanozzy]

1week ago

[twist off]

last night :whistling :naughty:

[MediaSlayer]

about 3 weeks. she gave me permission to be rough, and apparently what i did was more "mean" than rough so she was (un)pleasantly surprised. i have since given her phone # the customary deletion from my mobile phone.

[CrabGirl]

about 3 weeks. she gave me permission to be rough, and apparently what i did was more "mean" than rough so she was (un)pleasantly surprised. i have since given her phone # the customary deletion from my mobile phone.

:glag: rapist!

[MediaSlayer]

no, it wasn't that. she usually claws the crap out of me(leaving marks) but this time i was holding her hands down to prevent her from doing that, and generally being forceful and brutish about it.

and i did spit in her mouth, mostly by accident... don't ask.

[weenden]

hmmmn when was the last time i felt like working my ass off at my ex's house in hopes of getting some......hmmmn i feel some energy coming on maybe i will ....ahh forget it was just gas......

[Evil9]

Thank god for "Friends with benefits"!

[Biggles]

Why is there no provision for the 19th century in this poll? :dabs:

[RoSsoNeRI]

Thank god for "Friends with benefits"!

haha +1 dude.....it doesn't hurt having a few ;)

@topic - last friday

[weenden]

where the hell are they hideing im lookin

[The_Slyser]

Holey Shit how old are all the guys hare??

[WeeMouse]

A few hours ago for me...and he's looking for it again!!

tsk tsk.

Just wait til we're married and i don't have to put up with this :)

[Snee]

True. That's what mistresses are there for.

[weenden]

way to go weemouse

[McStabhappy]

A year and a half.

[sear]

and i did spit in her mouth, mostly by accident... don't ask.

LMAO...talk about rough. For me it was just over a week ago before the missus went to visit her parents for Christmas.

[Skweeky]

A few hours ago for me...and he's looking for it again!!

tsk tsk.

Just wait til we're married and i don't have to put up with this :)



:unsure:

It doesn't always work that way

Gem only got hornier since we got married. He seems to find it a turn on to say ' I just fucked my wife'

I tells ya...


edit: rough sex ftw

[Mr JP Fugley]

He seems to find it a turn on to say ' I just fucked my wife'


It's good to see you've kept the romance alive.

[Skweeky]

:lol:

Romance? :huh: We're not into that kind of thing

The first conversation I had with Gem was:
me: 'I quite like you, I would do you'
he: 'I would do you too. Do you want to come to Cumbernauld and meet my brother?'
me: 'Yeah, alright'


That was 3 years ago.... I'm still here. Not quite sure what happened

[Mr JP Fugley]

:lol:

Romance? :huh: We're not into that kind of thing

The first conversation I had with Gem was:
me: 'I quite like you, I would do you'
he: 'I would do you too. Do you want to come to Cumbernauld and meet my brother?'
me: 'Yeah, alright'


That was 3 years ago.... I'm still here. Not quite sure what happened

You should never have gone into the Louden in the first place.

[Skweeky]

:fear:

Don't remind me of that encounter

't was in a nice trendy restaurant in Glasgow I'll have you know. G1 postcode and all that :snooty:

[Mr JP Fugley]

:fear:

Don't remind me of that encounter

't was in a nice trendy restaurant in Glasgow I'll have you know. G1 postcode and all that :snooty:

So, the first time you met this chap, which was in a trendy city centre eatery, you offered him his hole.

Were you even formally introduced or was he just sitting at a nearby table, quietly eating his mousse.

[Skweeky]

We worked for the same company and we'd been to the same party the week before

You're making it sound like I'm easy :snooty:


edit: and it was profiteroles he was eating, with chocolate sauce, which I smeared over his face

[kooftspc11]

make that last night!!

and goddamn...it was good

[Old Geezer]

Umh. Let me think. Best I can recall it was during the Regan administration.

[SAM]

2 hours ago

[Hairbautt]

2 seconds ago

:mellow:

[Something Else]

twice a second ago.

[Mr JP Fugley]

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/9514/deardrruthap7.jpg

[enoughfakefiles]

Tomorrow.

[Mr. Mulder]

It's looking good for this sunday atm :smilie4:

[The_Hunter]

cumminnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn now have her on the computer desk

[kennethm]

Im Married and heck I dont Remember when it was

[kennethm]

Im married and I dont rember when the lastt time was:angry:

[Hairbautt]

fail.

[Skweeky]

If i posted' Still dripping', would I be taking this one step too far?

[Mr JP Fugley]

If i posted' Still dripping', would I be taking this one step too far?

:lol:

Just a bit like.

In the same spirit of revoltingness, from where.

[enoughfakefiles]

It's looking good for this sunday atm :smilie4:

The posties don't deliver brides on Sunday :eyebrows:

[Hairbautt]

:mellow:

[Mr JP Fugley]

:mellow:

I'm taking that as a "never"

[Skweeky]

If i posted' Still dripping', would I be taking this one step too far?

:lol:

Just a bit like.

In the same spirit of revoltingness, from where.

:O

Wouldn't like to say

[Hairbautt]

:mellow:

I'm taking that as a "never"
:yes:

[Mr JP Fugley]

:lol:

Just a bit like.

In the same spirit of revoltingness, from where.

:O

Holland

Ah, I remember now.

[maddoxro]

hehehe,who voted 100 years ? :D

[Hairbautt]

Me. <2 yrs wasn't an option so...

[kellan]

Well, last time was 2 days ago. But period is coming so it's gonna be a while before next time. :/

[STORMCAST]

2 yrs 4 mths 3 days 2 hrs and 27 mins, but im not counting.

[Defy]

I thought when I got married I'd be getting more. lol.
What I fool I was.... :sadwalk:


Ah you just got to keep it exciting , toys , sexy nighties , back rubs . For her I mean .. :whistling

Are you so sure about that? :lol:

[kooftspc11]

Well, last time was 2 days ago. But period is coming so it's gonna be a while before next time. :/

i love getting fucked on my period...too bad more guys wont go for it though :(

i need a real man :naughty:

[kallieb]

^^^ Well, you've come to the right place. Oh Mulder!!!!

[weenden]

ever here of the washy wash he he he

[RoSsoNeRI]

Well, last time was 2 days ago. But period is coming so it's gonna be a while before next time. :/

i love getting fucked on my period...too bad more guys wont go for it though :(

i need a real man :naughty:

:lol::lol:

where do u live?? :shifty:

[Alien5]

Getting laid is more difficult than i thought.

[Trisha83]

The problem for me here,is having sex with unmarried men.There are´t many here.And i don´t want to split a couple.
7 months :(

[Alien5]

im single, i'll have sex with you if you can get here in 10 mins, im a bit tired.

[kallieb]

:lol::lol::lol:

Ok A...we need to find you a chick. Fast. What about that Russian babe.

[Something Else]

Or squeamus. :naughty:

[brotherdoobie]

amn

Well, last time was 2 days ago. But period is coming so it's gonna be a while before next time. :/

i love getting fucked on my period...too bad more guys wont go for it though :(

i need a real man :naughty:


Ahhh...manker.


-bd

[kooftspc11]

amn


i love getting fucked on my period...too bad more guys wont go for it though :(

i need a real man :naughty:


Ahhh...manker.


-bd

i hope manker means, "i will fuck you good and hard for a week straight"

[brotherdoobie]

amn


Ahhh...manker.


-bd

i hope manker means, "i will fuck you good and hard for a week straight"

Possibly...



-bd

[RoSsoNeRI]

amn


Ahhh...manker.


-bd

i hope manker means, "i will fuck you good and hard for a week straight"

No actually manker means "I will fuk u whenever u want to get fuked" :naughty:

[maddclicker]

Yesterday

[kooftspc11]

i hope manker means, "i will fuck you good and hard for a week straight"

No actually manker means "I will fuk u whenever u want to get fuked" :naughty:

such a tease