do you wake up with a boner ?

[FatBob]

i do :mellow:

[tesco]

morning wood

http://www.devilducky.com/media/45352/

[Mr. Mulder]

i don't, but my boyfriend does :kiss:

[DyNast]

Sometimes
Do you ALWAYS wake up with a morning wood? if you do, you are horny as hell o_O

[Evil9]

Daily

[bornwithnoname]

sometimes

[Cabalo]

time to time, useful when your girlfriend wakes up with you... she can get in the morning mood...

[Hairbautt]

Most of the time, yea. I do.

:eyebrows: What of it?

[aslanozzy]

sometimes :)

[FatBob]

morning wood

http://www.devilducky.com/media/45352/

:lol::lol:

[FatBob]

i think my dreams are playing a major role behind this phenomena :D

[McStabhappy]

Sometimes.

[lovewalrus]

not really.... there was one time in the last month though... bloody thing stopped me rolling over and woke me up..!?

[shutdk]

I always do.. Also go to sleep with one.

[Hairbautt]

I always have to shake mine off before bed otherwise I'd be up all night.

[_coder_]

Occasionally..

[100%]

http://a.imagehost.org/0120/ooo.png

[Hairbautt]

:glag:

[sear]

Nice cartoon 100% :P and yes most days but not always.

[SAM]

what's a boner

[S!X]

sometimes..lol

[megaoreo]

i dont remember where i saw / heard it. but morning wood is a good thing literally for your health lol. and you suppose to get it. and if you dont something is wrong lol

[nkhlsrf]

same here..i dont but my bf used 2..lolz

[FatBob]

http://a.imagehost.org/0120/ooo.png

:lol::lol:

nice one 100%

[Actatoi]

No I don't, but my health isn't that good either.

[FatBob]

No I don't, but my health isn't that good either.


what do you mean ? you are not healthy enough to support a boner ? :unsure:

[bandit99]

feed it to the wife hahaha :D :naughty:

[kallieb]

^^ You wish:)

[Actatoi]

i dont remember where i saw / heard it. but morning wood is a good thing literally for your health lol. and you suppose to get it. and if you dont something is wrong lol


what do you mean ? you are not healthy enough to support a boner ? :unsure:

That's what I meant.

[angryghost]

i do occasionally


what do you mean ? you are not healthy enough to support a boner ? :unsure:

That's what I meant.

do cock pushups.

[Polarbear]

the male human body trains its penis this way - no joke.

[Gripper]

I just had to ask!!


Hi Alice,

Why is it when guys wake up they have an erection in the morning? Does this happen to ALL guys? Thanks.



Dear Reader,

Many men think their penises are erect upon waking because of urine buildup in the bladder, but this is false. Morning erections are technically nighttime erections which happen during Rapid Eye Movement (REM) sleep (when most dreaming occurs), although men older than sixty years may have them during even non-REM sleep. Generally, we experience four intervals of REM sleep per night. These spontaneous woodies in the wee hours are caused by specific neuroreflexes that are stimulated during REM sleep.

Most guys have nocturnal erections throughout their lifetime, and their frequency, along with one's awareness of them, may vary. Nighttime/morning erections can be noticeably harder or stiffer than those had when awake. The penis can stay erect for up to two hours nightly, and not all men who have erections during the night wake up with one in the morning.

Alice

[Polarbear]

I just had to ask!!


Hi Alice,

Why is it when guys wake up they have an erection in the morning? Does this happen to ALL guys? Thanks.



Dear Reader,

Many men think their penises are erect upon waking because of urine buildup in the bladder, but this is false. Morning erections are technically nighttime erections which happen during Rapid Eye Movement (REM) sleep (when most dreaming occurs), although men older than sixty years may have them during even non-REM sleep. Generally, we experience four intervals of REM sleep per night. These spontaneous woodies in the wee hours are caused by specific neuroreflexes that are stimulated during REM sleep.

Most guys have nocturnal erections throughout their lifetime, and their frequency, along with one's awareness of them, may vary. Nighttime/morning erections can be noticeably harder or stiffer than those had when awake. The penis can stay erect for up to two hours nightly, and not all men who have erections during the night wake up with one in the morning.

Alice

that's right. and women experience the same thing. it's just not so obvious when they wake up.

[Gripper]

I just had to ask!!


Hi Alice,

Why is it when guys wake up they have an erection in the morning? Does this happen to ALL guys? Thanks.



Dear Reader,

Many men think their penises are erect upon waking because of urine buildup in the bladder, but this is false. Morning erections are technically nighttime erections which happen during Rapid Eye Movement (REM) sleep (when most dreaming occurs), although men older than sixty years may have them during even non-REM sleep. Generally, we experience four intervals of REM sleep per night. These spontaneous woodies in the wee hours are caused by specific neuroreflexes that are stimulated during REM sleep.

Most guys have nocturnal erections throughout their lifetime, and their frequency, along with one's awareness of them, may vary. Nighttime/morning erections can be noticeably harder or stiffer than those had when awake. The penis can stay erect for up to two hours nightly, and not all men who have erections during the night wake up with one in the morning.

Alice

that's right. and women experience the same thing. it's just not so obvious when they wake up.

:w00t: That I didn't know,are you saying ladies have "wet" dreams like blokes do???

[Polarbear]

that's right. and women experience the same thing. it's just not so obvious when they wake up.

:w00t: That I didn't know,are you saying ladies have "wet" dreams like blokes do???

sure.

during rem women often have a vaginal sexual arousal (wet vagina, swelling of the clitoris and labia).

that's why many women like to "cuddle" when they wake up in the morning.

[FatBob]

:w00t: That I didn't know,are you saying ladies have "wet" dreams like blokes do???

sure.

during rem women often have a vaginal sexual arousal (wet vagina, swelling of the clitoris and labia).

that's why many women like to "cuddle" when they wake up in the morning.

so that mean women and men who sleep better are more horny in the morning ?:naughty:

and am gona video cam my woodie and gona find out how long does it stay that way :lol::lol:

[maddoxro]

HAHAHA...that was funny clip :D

[lostdemon]

Its funny that this thread is about waking up with a boner and there is someone named GRIPPER talking about boners

[omitted]

I just had to ask!!


Hi Alice,

Why is it when guys wake up they have an erection in the morning? Does this happen to ALL guys? Thanks.



Dear Reader,

Many men think their penises are erect upon waking because of urine buildup in the bladder, but this is false. Morning erections are technically nighttime erections which happen during Rapid Eye Movement (REM) sleep (when most dreaming occurs), although men older than sixty years may have them during even non-REM sleep. Generally, we experience four intervals of REM sleep per night. These spontaneous woodies in the wee hours are caused by specific neuroreflexes that are stimulated during REM sleep.

Most guys have nocturnal erections throughout their lifetime, and their frequency, along with one's awareness of them, may vary. Nighttime/morning erections can be noticeably harder or stiffer than those had when awake. The penis can stay erect for up to two hours nightly, and not all men who have erections during the night wake up with one in the morning.

Alice


wow. 2 hours. this gives me an idea...

[RoSsoNeRI]

@ polarbear - u know ur shyt man ;)