moose in my loft

[Mr. Mulder]

there's a moose in my loft. i heard it messing around last night, running aboot and stuff.

should i go up there and kill it? what if its too fast for me? :ermm:

[Mr JP Fugley]

How exactly was it "messing around". Are you Karl Pilkington at all.

[Mr. Mulder]

it was just fucking about, i heard it running around and laughing in its moose voice.

[Skweeky]

a moose is bringing back his dates to your loft?

[Mr. Mulder]

maybe? he's there illegally though and maybe looks something like this

http://deemusic.homestead.com/files/speedygonzalestop.jpg

[Mr JP Fugley]

a moose is bringing back his dates to your loft?

How do you know it's a he, nazi.

[Skweeky]

all the girl mooses I know are real sluts and they would just go for the quicky in the back of the car

[Mr JP Fugley]

all the girl mooses I know are real sluts and they would just go for the quicky in the back of the car

Fair point, I never thought it thro'.

[Skweeky]

I'd have thought you'd have had your fair share of mooses as well

[Mr JP Fugley]

I'd have thought you'd have had your fair share of mooses as well

Nah, I've got those things that annoy the fuck out of mooses and wee birds. You just plug it in and they don't hang aboot the hoose.

True story.

[Skweeky]

That'll explain why I've never made it to your house

[Mr JP Fugley]

We call the Force Field "Skweekaway".

[Skweeky]

I never knew you felt that way :snooty:

[Mr JP Fugley]

:cry:

[Something Else]

We've got Skweekeasy at my place :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

the hoover?

[Mr JP Fugley]

We've got Skweekeasy at my place :smilie4:

Of course you have.

[Mr. Mulder]

maybe i should try and reason with it?

[Something Else]

I'd be careful they can get pretty mean.
http://nermal.org/misc/mooses/angrymoose.jpg

[MediaSlayer]

u sure it's not a mouse? they can sound big sometimes.

[Mr JP Fugley]

u sure it's not a mouse? they can sound big sometimes.

:O

It's crazy talk but it may just be right.

Have you considered this possibility Muldstery. Mad as it may seem.

[Something Else]

There's only 1 letter difference between the two after all. :yes:

[Mr JP Fugley]

Or it could be a particularly active creamy desert.

[Skweeky]

mmmm

If that is the case I'll come and eat it

[Mr JP Fugley]

mmmm

If that is the case I'll come and eat it

You could try sorting his moose problem when you were there.

[Something Else]

/inquiry launched. :eyebrows:

[Skweeky]

Not into slutty mooses... too horny

[Mr. Mulder]

slutty mooses >*

home from wurk, can't hear him/her up there, it was at around 11:00pm last night :eyebrows:

[Mr. Mulder]

i'd go up there but its dark and there might be spiders :eyebrows:

[enoughfakefiles]

i'd go up there but its dark and there might be spiders :eyebrows:

Isn't he from further up norf?

[Gripper]

Just buy a moosetrap and bait it with chocolate,then slip it through the loft hatch.



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/gripper103/necromouse.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/gripper103/mousetrap.jpg

[Something Else]

/sorted.

[100%]

mulder's so called "loft"

http://www.harrythetrout.co.uk/gs/dh1.jpg

[Something Else]

That's a lofty barnet indeed, cunningly disguised by a lofty hat.

[Mr. Mulder]

:pinch:

i can hear it right now!1 except it sounds more like a hopping than a scuttling, maybe its a burd :fist:

[CrabGirl]

You can borrow my cat. She's a great mouser although I'm sure she'll be just as ruthless and cruel with birds too. When she catches mice she eats their faces, stomachs, and all the soft bits and leaves the backbone, legs, tail, and two perfect ears for me to clear up. Unfortunatly the spinal cord is usually intact so sometimes the eviscerated faceless corpse is still twitching. :sick:

[Mr. Mulder]

pics :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

and you shouldn't refer to chebus as your cat, not matter how many mice he consumes he is not a house pet :no:

[CrabGirl]

Cheese runs away from mice.

[Something Else]

It's probably a squirrel. My mate had the same problem for months. We didn't believe her and presumed she was just going mental. Then one day the ceiling finally gave in and 2 squirrels landed on her bed in the middle of the night. We rushed in to see what the noise was about. She was sat in the corner, looking terrified, pelting the poor things with pennies until they eventually dived out the window.

[clocker]

So all they wanted was money.

Sounds reasonable.

[Something Else]

Poor Squirrels, forced in to an early death by a stingy wench.

[Mr. Mulder]

its still up there fucking about, haven't gone up there yet... :ermm:

[Gripper]

For no particular reason.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/gripper103/woody.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

:lol:

[WeeMouse]

Look I'm sorry!

I'll move back out but the loft is so comfy...