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Mr. Mulder
01-03-2008, 12:52 PM
Arse Spider: Tenacious well knotted winnit that cannot be removed without bringing 8 spindly hairs with it.

Audition the finger puppets: A single-act, one man show not suitable for children . Autograph the gusset. To allow the turtles head to sign the inside of your underpants.

Beef box: A container into which sausages are put.

Bum Goblin: A gnarled malevolent turd that jumps out behind you casting a painful spell on your ringpiece!

Chugnuts: Extremely large piles.

Crunchie: A sock worn the morning after being used as a wank-mop.

Disco fanny: The full strength flavour achieved after 6 hours on a dance floor in PVC trousers.

Ditch Pig: Affectionate term for an ugly fat girl.

Frog: A formidable blast from the spunk trumpet where the ladies cheeks puff out like a bullfrog's.

Drown some kittens: To drown a litter of small stools.

Face fannies: Sideburns.

Fizzy gravy: Rusty water, diahorrea.

Hand-to-gland combat: Vigorous three minute bout of gladiatorial combat involving a spam javelin.

Mexican lipstick: Embarrassing facial tide mark found after eating out lady who was up on the blocks.

Ming the merciless: Death by chocolate starfish.

Opera house: A large vagina, with heavy pink safety curtains.

Starfish Trooper: An Arsestronaut'..

Up on the blocks: Monthly MOT failure due to recurring leak under the Beatle Bonnet.

Wet as an otters pocket: Descriptive as to the moistness of a ladies kipper mitten.

X-Piles: Unwanted visitors from Uranus.

Something Else
01-03-2008, 02:06 PM
:glag:
Cheers for the afternoon filth. :smilie4:

clocker
01-03-2008, 02:22 PM
You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Something Else
01-03-2008, 02:24 PM
I'm off to hunt Ditch Pigs. L8rz.

Mr. Mulder
01-03-2008, 10:12 PM
You kiss your mother with that mouth?
i kiss a lot of peoples mothers with this mouth.

Something Else
01-04-2008, 12:43 AM
:lol: