only for the gals.

[Skweeky]

I just got mulder's pics....

Fuck sake.... I'm flattered. I've never seen a willie before with my name on it :huh:

Quite impressive as well... seriously

You can come round my house anytime

[Gripper]

:glag:

[Skweeky]

Macho actiony type shot

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/gripper103/fstboobs1.jpg


:lol:

genious!

[Mr. Mulder]

I just got mulder's pics....

Fuck sake.... I'm flattered. I've never seen a willie before with my name on it :huh:

Quite impressive as well... seriously

You can come round my house anytime
orsum :naughty:

[CrabGirl]

Oh my god. Mulder seriously, nice cawk!

[CrabGirl]

Right, good cawk, good legs, good chest....

Mulder, do you have a face like the back of a bus or do we get a full house?

[CrabGirl]

Macho actiony type shot

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/gripper103/fstboobs1.jpg


:lol:

genious!

:naughty: Fab!!!

particularly impressed by the fact that you wrote it all backwards!!!

[Mr. Mulder]

ewe :blushing:

i look quite young, apparently :unsure:

[Mr JP Fugley]

Hoi Gripper, did you ever finish the Cap'n bed or do something else.

[CrabGirl]

ewe :blushing:

i look quite young, apparently :unsure:

Let me tell you this for free, there is NOTHING, but NOTHING, young about those pictures.

Who'd of thought it!

[Mr JP Fugley]

Mulder's cawk has had a hard paper round.

[Mr. Mulder]

think i've ruined my chances of trying to convince nicole i'm female :(

[Mr JP Fugley]

think i've ruined my chances of trying to convince nicole i'm female :(

He'll be devastated.

[CrabGirl]

Your penis is my new wallpaper. Do you feel suitably violated?

[Mr. Mulder]

Your penis is my new wallpaper. Do you feel suitably violated?
you'll have to try harder than that, i've been heavily violated before :sly:

[CrabGirl]

Right, I'm off for the eve. Night all, especially sexy big-cocked mulder.

[Mr. Mulder]

yeah you should rest now, you've got a big day ahead of buying a phone and cable and taking a pic of your bewbs :yup:

[Skweeky]

I would set the one with my name on it as wallpaper but I think my hubbie may be offended :(

[Mr. Mulder]

i could maybe put his name on it too?

[Skweeky]

I don't think he would appreciate it as much a I would

[angryghost]

Nicole must be really impressed at what her thread has turned into :lol: i feel lucky that im not part of this

[Mr JP Fugley]

Nicole must be really impressed at what her thread has turned into :lol: i feel lucky that im not part of this

Well you kind of are, sort of.

[Mr. Mulder]

skweeky has got excellent tits!

[Defy]

Hmm... this seems familiar. Perhaps this person has gone under another nick such as nikserf?

I received a PM back in early December that closely resembles the current post/situation:

hey defy
nika here(22 year old gal)
ok..this might seem stupid..no it is stupid..but even then i dunno y but im doin this..
i see that u are an active bitmetv and bitme and revtt member....now a lot of ppl mite hav asked u this and adding me to them...can u gimme an ftn or sct invite...i know one invite wont make a hell lot of difference but on the other hand there are ppl who wud kill for it...and i being one of them....im in this torrent scene for the last 2 years and all along have been tryin to get into one good tracker ... and till now have not been bale to get into good reputed ones..
and now this has reached the point of desperation...a point where i can do anythin..
and so i hav now decided that i will trade my nude pics for invites///ya u heard it rite..they will be real and mine..
u can certainly understand the deperate state at the moment....
plz plz help this little gal out...
n incase u interested in the handful of trackers i hav got my hands on...tell me..i got metalbits(the best metal music tracker) and bit-hdtv , n fss i knw all this doesnt make a difference to you
but if u cud just consider this gals request it wud be more than enuf..
thats all i got to say.../
thanks a lot for readin and bearin wid me till here
thank u..
waitin for ur reply(positive or negetive)
n btw my email id is ([email protected])[email protected]. .just ([email protected]. .just) incase u wanna mail me instead of pm me..
hoping u giv it without tradin for the pics..

Directly copied/pasted from my inbox. I would have reported it if I could have managed to stop laughing histerically. Instead I sent a bunch of spam porn to his/her/it email address. :naughty:

Seriously though... I like the cawk. I'm fresh out of her request. :rolleyes:
Oh how the interweb amuses me!

[angryghost]

Hmm... this seems familiar. Perhaps this person has gone under another nick such as nikserf?

I received a PM back in early December that closely resembles the current post/situation:

hey defy
nika here(22 year old gal)
ok..this might seem stupid..no it is stupid..but even then i dunno y but im doin this..
i see that u are an active bitmetv and bitme and revtt member....now a lot of ppl mite hav asked u this and adding me to them...can u gimme an ftn or sct invite...i know one invite wont make a hell lot of difference but on the other hand there are ppl who wud kill for it...and i being one of them....im in this torrent scene for the last 2 years and all along have been tryin to get into one good tracker ... and till now have not been bale to get into good reputed ones..
and now this has reached the point of desperation...a point where i can do anythin..
and so i hav now decided that i will trade my nude pics for invites///ya u heard it rite..they will be real and mine..
u can certainly understand the deperate state at the moment....
plz plz help this little gal out...
n incase u interested in the handful of trackers i hav got my hands on...tell me..i got metalbits(the best metal music tracker) and bit-hdtv , n fss i knw all this doesnt make a difference to you
but if u cud just consider this gals request it wud be more than enuf..
thats all i got to say.../
thanks a lot for readin and bearin wid me till here
thank u..
waitin for ur reply(positive or negetive)
n btw my email id is ([email protected])[email protected]. .just incase u wanna mail me instead of pm me..
hoping u giv it without tradin for the pics..

Directly copied/pasted from my inbox. I would have reported it if I could have managed to stop laughing histerically. Instead I sent a bunch of spam porn to his/her/it email address. :naughty:

Seriously though... I like the cawk. I'm fresh out of her request. :rolleyes:
Oh how the interweb amuses me!

You should have gone for the pics!! :noes: rookie mistake :lol:

[backlash]

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/6918/1000757rj4.th.jpg (http://img111.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1000757rj4.jpg)

omg, she did it! She actually posted her boobage!

[backlash]

I just got mulder's pics....

Fuck sake.... I'm flattered. I've never seen a willie before with my name on it :huh:

Quite impressive as well... seriously

You can come round my house anytime

hey, I wanna see too!

[Beenieman]

So I'm not the only one who got pm's begging for invites of that nikserf or whatever his/her name is lol.

oh and great bewbs skweeky :D

[CrabGirl]

TOLD you she wasn't a real girl.

Skweeks now... She's a REAL girl!

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.carphonewarehouse.com/commerce/servlet/gben-Home

lots of good camera phones here, cg :smilie4:

[CrabGirl]

Oh mulder. Rookie mistake there mate. Always get the boobage prior to getting your cawk out. I have no incentive now! :P

[Barbarossa]

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/2913/mybewbslx7.jpg

now your turns :naughty:

Did you do that in mirror writing? :unsure:

[Barbarossa]

So anyway, I got one more for the compo that never happened :smilie4:

http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/5053/jugfightgt4.gif

[Mr. Mulder]

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/2913/mybewbslx7.jpg

now your turns :naughty:

Did you do that in mirror writing? :unsure:
i wrote it whilst in front of teh mirror :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

Oh mulder. Rookie mistake there mate. Always get the boobage prior to getting your cawk out. I have no incentive now! :P
<_<

[Mr. Mulder]

more bewbs plz. be a skweeky, not a nicole :no:

[Barbarossa]

I reckon we could get CG to show hers, we just need to get cheese on board :sly:

[Mr. Mulder]

maybe if cheese sends a pic of his cawk to cg? :sly:

[Barbarossa]

Ooh no no no, we have to get cheese to threaten to post his cawk unless CG posts the puppies in all their glory :happy:

And we'd also offer gripper's cawk as an extra incentive. :w00t:

Yep.

[MediaSlayer]

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/6918/1000757rj4.th.jpg (http://img111.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1000757rj4.jpg)


Interesting pic... Have taken it to the bathroom with me, to *ahem* verify it's authenticity. :whistling

Full report to follow.

[Skweeky]

I think I deserve special stars for 'valuable contributions to the lounge' :shifty:

[internet.news]

:o

[angryghost]

I think I deserve special stars for 'valuable contributions to the lounge' :shifty:
yes you do, your efforts in improving our view on bewbs is greatly overlooked :lol:

[Enlightened]

okay, Nicole is really a Girl
She has shown me her Webcam.....
Eat your hearts out , "Boys'. your ePenis can NEVER EVER reach her.....LMAO

[FatBob]

okay, Nicole is really a Girl
She has shown me her Webcam.....
Eat your hearts out , "Boys'. your ePenis can NEVER EVER reach her.....LMAO

printscreen plz

[Skiz]

Is she going to start a new "Social Group" and do webcam shows with ping-pong balls or what?

I can't just keep coming back here and not getting any bewbage. :idunno:

[Zaak]

On the internets we are all girls xDDDD and yet we are truly not :O :P




I don’t get it why do people feel the need to say I am a girl I am a boy look what I can do?!?!? xD

Well go haw fun I guess :o

[CrabGirl]

okay, Nicole is really a Girl
She has shown me her Webcam.....
Eat your hearts out , "Boys'. your ePenis can NEVER EVER reach her.....LMAO

Rubbish. You are either lying, or you are "Nicole".

[Mr. Mulder]

its like the matrix, this forum sometimes :o

[Skweeky]

okay, Nicole is really a Girl
She has shown me her Webcam.....
Eat your hearts out , "Boys'. your ePenis can NEVER EVER reach her.....LMAO

Rubbish. You are either lying, or you are "Nicole".

Agreed

Now get out of my highjacked thread, you idiot.

[kallieb]

Gloating over cyber sex is kinky, and kinda weird. But it's the lounge so I guess it's OK.:)

[Mr. Mulder]

indeed, so show us your fun bags :yup:

[Enlightened]

Rubbish. You are either lying, or you are "Nicole".

Agreed

Now get out of my highjacked thread, you idiot.


why is it your Thread, U are not OP?

This is the Lounge.anybody can lounge around here, NP, your ePenis cannot reach me.....LMAO

Now, that is Rubbish , U like my British accent?:lol:

[Snee]

Ohaha, a dimwit.

[Hairbautt]

:unsure: British accent?


indeed, so show us your fun bags :yup:
+1

Skweeky, Mulder, Gripper and I (Miss anyone?) all did it. Join the popular crowd.

[kallieb]

indeed, so show us your fun bags :yup:

Fine. You asked for it. But this is the last shot you'll ever get. Spoiler for modesty of course.

http://i3.iofferphoto.com/img/item/263/644/62/B06JC08X33YELLOW.jpeg

[CrabGirl]

For mulder (not mine)

http://www.betterbreasts.net/images/breasts%20shirt.jpg

[CrabGirl]

Hey mulder did I ever send you that vid of thai birds getting oily?

[RoSsoNeRI]

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/6918/1000757rj4.th.jpg (http://img111.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1000757rj4.jpg)

wat tha!!!! :O is that really you weeky?!?!

[angryghost]

Think so... very impressive:D

[MediaSlayer]

Interesting pic... Have taken it to the bathroom with me, to *ahem* verify it's authenticity. :whistling

Full report to follow.


UPdate:

I declare a mistrial. http://www.micechat.com/forums/images/smilies/judge.gif I seem to have jizzed all over the evidence. We'll never know if the pic was real or not. Wank at your own risk.

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/833/spentck1.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

Hey mulder did I ever send you that vid of thai birds getting oily?
no. no you did not, link plz :happy:

[kooftspc11]

lol never mind

[Alien5]

lol

[CrabGirl]

Hey mulder did I ever send you that vid of thai birds getting oily?
no. no you did not, link plz :happy:

Oily birds Pm'd. :D

[RoSsoNeRI]

I wanna to c the oily birds too :dry:

[Mr JP Fugley]

I wanna to c the oily birds too :dry:

Another Lesbian.

Where are they all coming from.

[chalice]

Lesbia, like.

[Mr. Mulder]

no. no you did not, link plz :happy:

Oily birds Pm'd. :D
that vid made me feel funny in my special place

[angryghost]

pm me the vid too? i like oily birds :D

[backlash]

me too me too

[RoSsoNeRI]

Back seat Birds :naughty:

http://www.youporn.com/watch/66246

[Biggles]

What a bizarre thread.

Fortunately Skweeks' upper front bottom came to the rescue and made an old man happy.

What happened to the person that started this nonsense?

[kallieb]

She's stuck in Russia.

[callum]

She's stuck in Russia.

She? Even when he/she had a picture of him/her as his/her avatar it looked like a man/butch lesbian.