Want ftn invite? (i'm bored)

[Brandon]

Here's the deal.
First person to make me laugh gets it.

The rules:

You can't point me to some random website you see as funny.
Must be YOU making me laugh, not someone else, not some random video or picture.
If you make a video or take a picture, you need to include your username or some other way of proof in the picture or video.
Be creative.

So come on, make meh laugh!

[RoSsoNeRI]

hahah Brandon ur krazyy man :P

[luckyaba]

laugh.. LAUGH!! :angry:

SUDO LAUGH! :P

don't need the invite but i thought i would help get a chuckle out of ya.

[t0mmy]

well this is something that always helps when im down :)

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/5049/09012008041le6.th.jpg (http://img100.imageshack.us/my.php?image=09012008041le6.jpg)

here's a lego set i made, the instructions was in another language and some parts were missing, but it took me around an hour, even though im 19 its still fun :D!

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/961/25122007031sf8.th.jpg (http://img227.imageshack.us/my.php?image=25122007031sf8.jpg)

[shosh]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/min/475176589.html

and this one

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/496064331.html

i didnt do these but they made me laugh

and this i made for my girlfriend
http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/3720/newspaperev5.jpg

[avoozl]

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

[awoeonip]

gayrados.
fagonair.
ponytwat.
maplop.
lickatung.

oh wait.....



edit: seriously though, i can't wait what post wins this

[Brandon]

Can't be a joke or anything that you could just google for.

I want you to be creative :P

[Mano_Man]

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.

[JA]

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
I think thats a joke....:blink:

[LeGenD21]

a very stupid man found a treasure then he felt happy but after he thought again he said
oh my god i have to find the treasure plan .

another one

On day, a man was riding a horse when he passed a dog on the road.
“Good morning,” the dog said.
“I didn’t know dogs could talk,” the man said.
“Neither did I,” the horse said.

[slimdogp]

So I was at a friends house the other day drinking flat beer which I had accidentally left outside to freeze, and playing athens '04 olympics for ps2 (classic button rattler).

Anyway, I got up to go to the kitchen for a beer and when I opened the refrigerator, a rouge bottle of ketchup came flying out of the fridge and smacked me in the chest. How did it fly out like that? Well, thats a question for the ages I suppose. So I got beers for my friend and I. As I bent down to pick up the rouge bottle of ketchup, I thought to myself.. do I need any ketchup right now?

Usually when a condiment takes the initiative to fling itself at me, I like to consider the fact that maybe its trying to tell me something, maybe it knows something I don't.

After serious thought on my current need for ketchup, I declined, carefully placed the ketchup back in the fridge and went about my evening.

slim-

[That1Guy]

can it be a 2nd account:naughty:

fun giveaway Brandon

[orfik]

I have to admit, this is somewhat baller. Dangle a banana over the fence and watch the monkeys dance, eh? You, my friend, are an asshole.

[.:Him:.]

CellKiLL pwns j00!

lol I have no idea what to say, but enjoy spamming, and wanted a shot at the invite.

[angryghost]

hmmm... what will make you laugh... wait till piku gets here whatever he says will crack you up:D

[SgtMajor]

I'd try, but you take my jokes the wrong way :blink:

[shosh]

chuck norris doesn't go on walks, he goes on patrol.



spam!

[That1Guy]

hmmm... what will make you laugh... wait till piku gets here whatever he says will crack you up:D

you got me with that one :lol:

/me stops spamming your thread now :)

[wrongun92]

Here's the deal.
First person to make me laugh gets it.

The rules:

You can't point me to some random website you see as funny.
Must be YOU making me laugh, not someone else, not some random video or picture.
If you make a video or take a picture, you need to include your username or some other way of proof in the picture or video.
Be creative.

So come on, make meh laugh!

ha ha, do you still remember my f*n request?:D

That was kinda funny:P

Btw, did u watch any of those recommended movies?

[rocky1234]

Laughter !!! where's it gone.. :unsure:

[Brandon]

I have to admit, this is somewhat baller. Dangle a banana over the fence and watch the monkeys dance, eh? You, my friend, are an asshole.

I'm not quite sure what you mean. This is actually more intended to be a fun way for me to give away an invite, which I fully intend to do.. I don't think it would look very good on me nor my site to screw with people in a public way.
You, my friend, need to lighten up ;)


So I was at a friends house the other day drinking flat beer which I had accidentally left outside to freeze, and playing athens '04 olympics for ps2 (classic button rattler).

Anyway, I got up to go to the kitchen for a beer and when I opened the refrigerator, a rouge bottle of ketchup came flying out of the fridge and smacked me in the chest. How did it fly out like that? Well, thats a question for the ages I suppose. So I got beers for my friend and I. As I bent down to pick up the rouge bottle of ketchup, I thought to myself.. do I need any ketchup right now?

Usually when a condiment takes the initiative to fling itself at me, I like to consider the fact that maybe its trying to tell me something, maybe it knows something I don't.

After serious thought on my current need for ketchup, I declined, carefully placed the ketchup back in the fridge and went about my evening.

slim-

Creative, and close :)
I'm aiming more towards something a bit more personal (picture or video, can be pm'd to me if you don't want it public).. it can be anything really.. I remember one time I made a giant pancake tower and it made me laugh because it was totally random and utterly stupid.. Keyword is creativity.

[krunktastic]

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/8228/dasdaqw5.th.jpg (http://img204.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dasdaqw5.jpg)http://img204.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dasdaqw5.jpg

[lostdemon]

So I can't use a random picture o video to make you laugh. DAMN
Making you laugh is like trying to make one of the Buckingham Palace Royal British Guards laugh thats close to impossible. Too bad I can't stick my hand thru this screen and tickle your feet with a feather. That'll get you

[Brandon]

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/8228/dasdaqw5.th.jpg (http://img204.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dasdaqw5.jpg)http://img204.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dasdaqw5.jpg

<3 I replied to your pm :P

[slimdogp]

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/8228/dasdaqw5.th.jpg (http://img204.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dasdaqw5.jpg)http://img204.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dasdaqw5.jpg

That one made me laugh, your prize is nothing..

[deathking81]

i decided to kill two birds with one stone. hopefully what got me two invites @ what.cd will make you laugh!
here is me (dreadlocked person) and my friend (white freckled dude) : http://youtube.com/watch?v=IRU4b2f6XhM

[orfik]

I'm not quite sure what you mean. This is actually more intended to be a fun way for me to give away an invite, which I fully intend to do.. I don't think it would look very good on me nor my site to screw with people in a public way.
You, my friend, need to lighten up ;)


That was sarcasm, buddy. It's in all the movies.

[Artemis]

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/8228/dasdaqw5.th.jpg (http://img204.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dasdaqw5.jpg)http://img204.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dasdaqw5.jpg

<3 I replied to your pm :P

I'm thrilled to see your helping out with the special needs users here brandon:naughty::naughty::whistling

[krunktastic]

deth4ftn
[img=http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/4008/asdaswfsfhn3.th.jpg] (http://img204.imageshack.us/my.php?image=asdaswfsfhn3.jpg)

[ZyPhErX]

EDIT: damnit too late., I'm too slow of a typer.

[Brandon]

i decided to kill two birds with one stone. hopefully what got me two invites @ what.cd will make you laugh!
here is me (dreadlocked person) and my friend (white freckled dude) : http://youtube.com/watch?v=IRU4b2f6XhM

You nailed it. lol
I got a pm at the same time so I might be issuing two out fairness. But you got one.

[aysomc]

if you wanna laugh brandon go get blazed and after it starts to hit really good smoke some salvia. 2 nights ago i turned into a fucking car and laughed nonstop for about 10 minutes about it. then once the salvia wears off you'll still be high so most shit will still be funny to you. you're welcome :)

[krunktastic]

EDIT: damnit too late., I'm too slow of a typer.

It's never too late! :D
I know I didn't get one Brandon, but thank you for the laughs.

[sleepyy]

I'll try a different approach kittens no longer work here's my puppy look into his eyes and feel his need.


http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/1729/puppymp6.th.jpg (http://img401.imageshack.us/my.php?image=puppymp6.jpg)

[Brandon]

deathking81 and ***** both pm me your email.

Thanks for playing :D



one user wishes to stay anonymous

[inFormal]

you want funny ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkkeS-Dx774
i m OCU ;)

Edit... i guess i m too late...

[Something Else]

I'd try, but you take my jokes the wrong way :blink:

Brittish humour doesn't often work on Merkins. :unsure: