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Skweeky
01-10-2008, 11:35 AM
What jingle does your van play? ( if you have one coming round that is)

Barbarossa
01-10-2008, 11:38 AM
:eyebrows:

Icecream vans?

I thought they flew south for the winter :unsure:

Skweeky
01-10-2008, 11:40 AM
Well... it does ice cream but it also sells all sorts of chocolate and biscuits, bread, milk, fizzy juices and cigarettes.
On request also booze and hash :lol:

Mine plays 'Teddybear's picnic'

Barbarossa
01-10-2008, 11:42 AM
We don't have anything like that round here :mellow:

Skweeky
01-10-2008, 11:44 AM
My street is better than yours :snooty:

Barbarossa
01-10-2008, 11:47 AM
I can't argue with that :emo:

Does mine get points for being a cul-de-sac? :blink:

Skweeky
01-10-2008, 11:52 AM
Nope, cuz mine is a cul-de-sac, technically speaking.

chalice
01-10-2008, 02:03 PM
We used to have van that came round and sold just about everyting at super inflated prices.

It's jingle was...

"Hitler, he only has one ball,
The other is in the Albert Hall".

That one only it was the instrumental version like.

twist off
01-10-2008, 02:31 PM
We used to have van that came round and sold just about everyting at super inflated prices.

It's jingle was...

"Hitler, he only has one ball,
The other is in the Albert Hall".

That one only it was the instrumental version like.

:D

I LOL'd out loud...

100%
01-10-2008, 03:10 PM
ice cream man in winter?

think about it

dinga ling ding dong

FatBob
01-10-2008, 04:15 PM
whats a van dingle ?

Gripper
01-10-2008, 07:32 PM
Ours plays "Raindrops keep falling on my head..."

He's a realist,when I lived in Cornwall many moons ago a Fish 'n' Chip van would come round twice a week to our village,that was brill.

Skweeky
01-10-2008, 07:43 PM
That sounds great!

Probably a good thing that doesn't happen here, I'd be the size of a house :lol:

Gripper
01-10-2008, 07:45 PM
They tasted awsum,wrapped in newspaper,vinegar dripping through...goooood times!

Skweeky
01-10-2008, 07:46 PM
Wiv red sauce? :drool:

Gripper
01-10-2008, 07:48 PM
Yesssssssssssssssss

chalice
01-10-2008, 07:49 PM
Did they have gerkins?

It's not a proper chippy van if they don't have gerkins like.

Gripper
01-10-2008, 07:52 PM
:yup: and pickled eggs,pickled onions and batter bits.

chalice
01-10-2008, 07:56 PM
Pickled eggs and Guinness.

Irish delicacy.

Stand the fuck back.

Mr JP Fugley
01-10-2008, 08:08 PM
a Fish 'n' Chip van would come round twice a week to our village,that was brill.

:drummer:

chalice
01-10-2008, 08:10 PM
a Fish 'n' Chip van would come round twice a week to our village,that was brill.

:drummer:

I don't think it was intentional, like.

Thank Cod.

Coat.

Get.

brotherdoobie
01-10-2008, 08:23 PM
My street is better than yours :snooty:

You live on the most awesomest street ever!
Fact.


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