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brotherdoobie
07-28-2003, 06:58 AM
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nicotine
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3rd gen noob
07-28-2003, 06:59 AM
have some smack

i&#39;ll give you the first lot free...

tite-wad
07-28-2003, 07:02 AM
Here doobie you can upload a pack of mine. :D http://www.brandedcigarettes.com/images_product/aMarlboroKIngSize.jpg

dgmortal
07-28-2003, 07:03 AM
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~apfdfy/images/Cigarette.gif

Are you sure you really want one :P .

P.S....I love poison :D

Adster
07-28-2003, 07:03 AM
how about killing yourslef for a ciggy you wont live long anyway smoking like that :P

Assultsniper
07-28-2003, 07:04 AM
OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE DUMBER THAN THEY APPEAR Hey Tite-wad you finally found an avatar that suits ya&#33; :P

hypoluxa3k
07-28-2003, 07:05 AM
damn ciggie smokers&#33;

yr all coffin lovers&#33;
life dodgers&#33;

Adster
07-28-2003, 07:07 AM
hey tite ward is that goofy looking guy with the beard you?

tite-wad
07-28-2003, 07:09 AM
Originally posted by Hogster@28 July 2003 - 02:07
hey tite ward is that goofy looking guy with the beard you?
Yes, but the guy in the avatar isn&#39;t. :P

dgmortal
07-28-2003, 07:10 AM
Originally posted by hypoluxa3k@28 July 2003 - 02:05
damn ciggie smokers&#33;

yr all coffin lovers&#33;
life dodgers&#33;
We&#39;re not bad people.....we have goals too :P .........




http://www.thefunnypage.com/smoke/cigarette.jpg

brotherdoobie
07-28-2003, 07:10 AM
Originally posted by hypoluxa3k@28 July 2003 - 02:05
damn ciggie smokers&#33;

yr all coffin lovers&#33;
life dodgers&#33;
YOU COULD BE MY FIRST VICTIM BOY ;)

Peace brotherdoobie :lol:

brotherdoobie
07-28-2003, 07:12 AM
Originally posted by dg_mortal+28 July 2003 - 02:10--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (dg_mortal &#064; 28 July 2003 - 02:10)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-hypoluxa3k@28 July 2003 - 02:05
damn ciggie smokers&#33;

yr all coffin lovers&#33;
life dodgers&#33;
We&#39;re not bad people.....we have goals too :P .........




http://www.thefunnypage.com/smoke/cigarette.jpg[/b][/quote]
Oh to be that lucky lucky man right now.

Peace brotherdoobie

brotherdoobie
07-28-2003, 07:17 AM
Originally posted by tite-wad@28 July 2003 - 02:02
Here doobie you can upload a pack of mine. :D http://www.brandedcigarettes.com/images_product/aMarlboroKIngSize.jpg
Damn you Tite-Wad thats my brand too.... look at the bright red pack.
So beautiful........You have me have drooling like Pavlovs dog here. ;)

Peace brotherdoobie

3rd gen noob
07-28-2003, 07:19 AM
Originally posted by brotherdoobie@28 July 2003 - 08:17
Damn you Tite-Wad thats my brand too.... look at the bright red pack.
So beautiful........You have me have drooling like Pavlovs dog here. ;)

Peace brotherdoobie
ring ring

smoke time, boy

:P

tite-wad
07-28-2003, 07:20 AM
Originally posted by brotherdoobie@28 July 2003 - 02:17
Damn you Tite-Wad thats my brand too.... look at the bright red pack.
So beautiful........You have me have drooling like Pavlovs dog here. ;)
http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/bash.gif Did all the ciggy stores close at 11:00 too?

dgmortal
07-28-2003, 07:20 AM
Originally posted by brotherdoobie+28 July 2003 - 02:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (brotherdoobie @ 28 July 2003 - 02:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-tite-wad@28 July 2003 - 02:02
Here doobie you can upload a pack of mine.&nbsp; :D http://www.brandedcigarettes.com/images_product/aMarlboroKIngSize.jpg

Damn you Tite-Wad thats my brand too.... look at the bright red pack.
So beautiful........You have me have drooling like Pavlovs dog here. ;)

Peace brotherdoobie [/b][/quote]
yeah Marlboro&#39;s are good..........


but not as good as my Camels
http://jas.faximum.com/library/cigs/packs/ec.jpg

B)

brotherdoobie
07-28-2003, 09:14 AM
I think I am going to be alright now........I ate about 20-25 pounds of food and my nicotine craving went away. ;)

Peace brotherdoobie

tite-wad
07-28-2003, 09:24 AM
Originally posted by brotherdoobie@28 July 2003 - 04:14
I think I am going to be alright now........I ate about 20-25 pounds of food and my nicotine craving went away. ;)

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Peace brotherdoobie
Here, you&#39;re gonna be needing all of this then...

http://www.dudco.com/Paper/Charmin.jpg

JONNO_CELEBS
07-28-2003, 09:27 AM
Originally posted by tite-wad+28 July 2003 - 09:24--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 28 July 2003 - 09:24)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-brotherdoobie@28 July 2003 - 04:14
I think I am going to be alright now........I ate about 20-25 pounds of food and my nicotine craving went away. ;)

Peace brotherdoobie
Here, you&#39;re gonna be needing all of this then...

http://www.dudco.com/Paper/Charmin.jpg [/b][/quote]
Niiiiiiicceeeee :blink:

Thanks for that, thats 2 days in a row you&#39;ve posted about poo when I&#39;m only just up :x :lol: :lol:

I just had my first fag of the day :blink: ..................he was lovely :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

brotherdoobie
07-28-2003, 09:27 AM
Originally posted by tite-wad+28 July 2003 - 04:24--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 28 July 2003 - 04:24)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-brotherdoobie@28 July 2003 - 04:14
I think I am going to be alright now........I ate about 20-25 pounds of food and my nicotine craving went away. ;)

     Peace brotherdoobie
Here, you&#39;re gonna be needing all of this then...

http://www.dudco.com/Paper/Charmin.jpg [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Peace brotherdoobie

olibomb
07-28-2003, 09:30 AM
How about jus not takin the cigarette in the first place? Then you&#39;d never be addicted

tite-wad
07-28-2003, 09:30 AM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@28 July 2003 - 04:27
Niiiiiiicceeeee :blink:

Thanks for that, thats 2 days in a row you&#39;ve posted about poo when I&#39;m only just up :x&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:

I just had my first fag of the day :blink: ..................he was lovely :lol:&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:

Jonno B)
I&#39;ve been having fags all night long... does that make me gay? :blink: :blink: :blink:

brotherdoobie
07-28-2003, 09:34 AM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@28 July 2003 - 04:27




I just had my first fag of the day :blink: ..................he was lovely :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ..........Thanks Jonno I cant sleep,cant smoke,no sex (my wife is at work) and me and the hand are arguing.....I tried getting it drunk
poured a whole pint of Bushmills in my hand and still I cant get laid :lol:

At least you and Tite-Wad keep me laughing

Peace brotherdoobie :)

JONNO_CELEBS
07-28-2003, 09:34 AM
Originally posted by tite-wad@28 July 2003 - 09:30

I&#39;ve been having fags all night long... does that make me gay? :blink: :blink: :blink:
That depends :P Were you rolling them or taking them outya a box?? :lol: :lol:

If you were rolling them...........did you lick them before putting them in ya mouth :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

tite-wad
07-28-2003, 09:38 AM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@28 July 2003 - 04:34
That depends :P Were you rolling them or taking them outya a box?? :lol: :lol:

If you were rolling them...........did you lick them before putting them in ya mouth :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
Well, I guess I&#39;ve kinda been suckin on em.

That&#39;s the only way I know how to enjoy a good fag. ^_^

ThunderBolt>>>
07-28-2003, 09:39 AM
I think what you are doing is great, I hope you succeed.
It&#39;s a challenge, And my turn next, I have been smoking for about 20 years&#33;

JONNO_CELEBS
07-28-2003, 09:40 AM
Originally posted by tite-wad@28 July 2003 - 09:38

Well, I guess I&#39;ve kinda been suckin on em.

That&#39;s the only way I know how to enjoy a good fag.&nbsp; ^_^
ROFLMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:

Are they hot?? :lol: :lol: :lol:

You know when they burn funny and you get an orange point on the end??.................my m8 always said thay looks like a dogs willy :blink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

tite-wad
07-28-2003, 09:45 AM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@28 July 2003 - 04:40
You know when they burn funny and you get an orange point on the end??.................my m8 always said thay looks like a dogs willy :blink:&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:

Jonno B)
:angry: Setting a dog&#39;s dork on fire is just cruel JONNO&#33;

You should be ashamed of yourself. :">

JONNO_CELEBS
07-28-2003, 09:48 AM
Originally posted by tite-wad@28 July 2003 - 09:45

:angry: Setting a dog&#39;s dork on fire is just cruel JONNO&#33;

You should be ashamed of yourself. :">
:blink: huh? :blink: Dogs.....what........

I am the god of hell fire............and I bring you FIRE&#33; fire da da daaaaaaa I&#39;ll fix you to burn :lol:

What do you smoke Tite Wad??

Jonno B)

tite-wad
07-28-2003, 09:54 AM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@28 July 2003 - 04:48
:blink: huh? :blink:&nbsp; Dogs.....what........

I am the god of hell fire............and I bring you FIRE&#33;&nbsp; &nbsp; fire da da daaaaaaa I&#39;ll fix you to burn :lol:

What do you smoke Tite Wad??

Jonno B)
Dog&#39;s DORK - his wienerschnitzel dude&#33; :rolleyes:


God of fire, eh? http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/flame.gif


Oh and...http://www.brandedcigarettes.com/images_product/aMarlboroKIngSize.jpg

Thems me fags. ;)

JONNO_CELEBS
07-28-2003, 09:58 AM
Originally posted by tite-wad+28 July 2003 - 09:54--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 28 July 2003 - 09:54)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@28 July 2003 - 04:48
:blink: huh? :blink: Dogs.....what........

I am the god of hell fire............and I bring you FIRE&#33; &nbsp; fire da da daaaaaaa I&#39;ll fix you to burn :lol:

What do you smoke Tite Wad??

Jonno B)
Dog&#39;s DORK - his wienerschnitzel dude&#33; :rolleyes:


God of fire, eh? http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/flame.gif




Thems me fags. ;) [/b][/quote]
I ain&#39;t never heard it called that before :blink:

Old Mally&#39;s eh? :D

Me likes me Drum backy :D

Rizla Blue papers :D

Roll em, light em.................pufffffff :D

I have tried to give up, but only cos I thought I ought to, not cos I wanted to, therefore it did&#39;nt work :blink: :(

I do keep thinking about it tho, I mean, I&#39;m 26 an get knackerd going up stairs :rolleyes: :blink: :lol:

Jonno B)

brotherdoobie
07-28-2003, 09:58 AM
Originally posted by ThunderBolt>>>@28 July 2003 - 04:39
I think what you are doing is great, I hope you succeed.
It&#39;s a challenge, And my turn next, I have been smoking for about 20 years&#33;
Thanks...........I am 32 and have been smoking since 19 so lets see......13 years for me. Damn where does time go?

You can do it Bazz&#33;...........Good luck&#33;

Peace brotherdoobie

Keikan
07-28-2003, 10:00 AM
http://www.howtostartsmoking.com

JONNO_CELEBS
07-28-2003, 10:01 AM
Originally posted by brotherdoobie@28 July 2003 - 09:58

Thanks...........I am 32 and have been smoking since 19 so lets see......13 years for me. Damn where does time go?

You can do it Bazz&#33;...........Good luck&#33;

Peace brotherdoobie
Thought you were going to bed?? :lol:

Hey, if you sleep more, you wont smoke :D

How long has it been since your last?

Jonno B)

brotherdoobie
07-28-2003, 10:01 AM
Originally posted by olibomb@28 July 2003 - 04:30
How about jus not takin the cigarette in the first place? Then you&#39;d never be addicted
Shit&#33;...............Why didnt I think of that before? ;)
Silly littel boy dont you know how good cancer taste?

Peace brotherdoobie :lol:

brotherdoobie
07-28-2003, 10:04 AM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+28 July 2003 - 05:01--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 28 July 2003 - 05:01)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-brotherdoobie@28 July 2003 - 09:58

Thanks...........I am 32 and have been smoking since 19 so lets see......13 years for me. Damn where does time go?

You can do it Bazz&#33;...........Good luck&#33;

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Peace brotherdoobie
Thought you were going to bed?? :lol:

Hey, if you sleep more, you wont smoke :D

How long has it been since your last?

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
I tried the sleep thing and am going to try again here in a minute.
but to anwser your ?&#39;s 2 weeks now and not one. :D :( :huh: :blink:

Peace brotherdoobie

tite-wad
07-28-2003, 10:06 AM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@28 July 2003 - 04:58
I ain&#39;t never heard it called that before :blink:

Old Mally&#39;s eh? :D

Me likes me Drum backy :D

Rizla Blue papers :D

Roll em, light em.................pufffffff :D

I have tried to give up, but only cos I thought I ought to, not cos I wanted to, therefore it did&#39;nt work :blink:&nbsp; :(

I do keep thinking about it tho, I mean, I&#39;m 26 an get knackerd going up stairs :rolleyes:&nbsp; :blink:&nbsp; :lol:

Jonno B)
The last time I rolled one, it wasn&#39;t full of tobacco - but that was a very long time ago. ;)

I honestly don&#39;t have any desire to quit - if I did, I would.

http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/fool.gif I figure I&#39;ll die of stupidity before anything else catches me.

Been puffin away for nearly 20 years now.

Gettin winded on the stairs may have more to do with lack of exercise than the ciggys JONNO. :P

JONNO_CELEBS
07-28-2003, 10:08 AM
Originally posted by brotherdoobie@28 July 2003 - 10:04

but to anwser your ?&#39;s 2 weeks now and not one. :D&nbsp; :(&nbsp; :huh:&nbsp; :blink:

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Peace brotherdoobie
Wow&#33; I think Doob deserves a huge round of applause from us guys :D

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Keep it up my friend :D

Jonno B)

Edit:- I started when i was 11 :blink: so I guess that makes 15 years :blink: That&#39;s quite worrying :unsure:

@Titw Wad: What you mean, I excersise all the time, I&#39;ve always got them Ozzy girls arobics on the telly :ph34r: :lol: :lol:

tite-wad
07-28-2003, 10:15 AM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@28 July 2003 - 05:08
@Titw Wad: What you mean, I excersise all the time, I&#39;ve always got them Ozzy girls arobics on the telly :ph34r: :lol: :lol:
Hmmm...

Are you doin - or just watchin? <_<

JONNO_CELEBS
07-28-2003, 10:17 AM
Originally posted by tite-wad@28 July 2003 - 10:15

Hmmm...

Are you doin - or just watchin? <_<
Well, i do watch it.......and i sorta exercise <_< :ph34r: :lol: :lol:

Put it this way.........i do burn cal&#39;s :lol: :lol:

Ooooo, the fecking lifeboat maroons just went up and made me jump so me nads came thru me nose :blink:

Jonno B)

tite-wad
07-28-2003, 10:22 AM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+28 July 2003 - 05:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS &#064; 28 July 2003 - 05:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Well, i do watch it.......and i sorta exercise <_<&nbsp; :ph34r:&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:

Put it this way.........i do burn cal&#39;s :lol:&nbsp; :lol: [/b]
Well, I&#39;m sure your palm is very muscular then. :rolleyes:


<!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@28 July 2003 - 05:17

Ooooo, the fecking lifeboat maroons just went up and made me jump so me nads came thru me nose :blink:

Jonno B)[/quote]
:blink:

JONNO, that was unintelligible even for you&#33; :P

JONNO_CELEBS
07-28-2003, 10:26 AM
Originally posted by tite-wad@28 July 2003 - 10:22

:blink:

JONNO, that was unintelligible even for you&#33; :P
Ok, I&#39;ll agree but I have no idea what that means :blink: :blink:

What does &#39;unintelligible&#39; mean?? :blink:

See, I even had to copy and paste the word cos i can&#39;t spell it :blink: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

tite-wad
07-28-2003, 10:30 AM
Well, I undersood part of it... but what&#39;s a "lifeboat maroon"? :blink:

JONNO_CELEBS
07-28-2003, 10:35 AM
Originally posted by tite-wad@28 July 2003 - 10:30
Well, I undersood part of it... but what&#39;s a "lifeboat maroon"? :blink:
It&#39;s like a flare they send up that makes an amazingly loud Bang, to signal the crew are needed :D

They have Beepers but still use the bloody maroons that give everybody a nervous disposition :blink:

Therefore, when they go off (twice) and you are concentrating,.......the resulting shock, sends your nads thru your nose :blink:

Jonno B)

tite-wad
07-28-2003, 10:40 AM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@28 July 2003 - 05:35
It&#39;s like a flare they send up that makes an amazingly loud Bang, to signal the crew are needed :D

They have Beepers but still use the bloody maroons that give everybody a nervous disposition :blink:

Therefore, when they go off (twice) and you are concentrating,.......the resulting shock, sends your nads thru your nose :blink:

Jonno B)
:blink: :blink: :blink:


:o Wow&#33;

That post was 100% totally coherent...I didn&#39;t know you could do that JONNO&#33;:o


Oh, and the maroons sound bloody annoying then. :angry:

JONNO_CELEBS
07-28-2003, 10:44 AM
Originally posted by tite-wad@28 July 2003 - 10:40
coherent...
That&#39;s something to do with glue ain&#39;t it :blink: :lol:

Yes, when I need to, I can actually make sense :D

So if you need to ask something serious, you have to tell me you want a real answer, and I will go into my alta ego, Jonny :D Who has slightly more brain power than me.........

Tell me about it :rolleyes:

I told you, you&#39;ve done your bit, now stfu :angry:

Sorry Tite Wad, just ignor Jonny, he&#39;s to clever for his own good :angry:

Jonno B)

tite-wad
07-28-2003, 10:50 AM
:wacko: Don&#39;cha just hate it when the voices think they know best?

I mean... if they&#39;re so feckin smart... why are they inside my head&#33; :P

JONNO_CELEBS
07-28-2003, 10:59 AM
Originally posted by tite-wad@28 July 2003 - 10:50
:wacko: Don&#39;cha just hate it when the voices think they know best?

I mean... if they&#39;re so feckin smart... why are they inside my head&#33; :P
Yeah Jonny tries to act all smart but he don&#39;t like it when I punish him by drinking whiskey :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

tite-wad
07-28-2003, 11:22 AM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@28 July 2003 - 05:59
Yeah Jonny tries to act all smart but he don&#39;t like it when I punish him by drinking whiskey :lol:&nbsp; :lol:

Jonno B)
Heh heh&#33; http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/thmbup.gif

That&#39;ll teach ol&#39; Jonny&#33;


I tried to get rid of mine by sticking fire-crackers in my ears -- I don&#39;t know why, but now theirs are the only voices I can hear. :(

JONNO_CELEBS
07-28-2003, 11:24 AM
Originally posted by tite-wad@28 July 2003 - 11:22

Heh heh&#33; http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/thmbup.gif

That&#39;ll teach ol&#39; Jonny&#33;


I tried to get rid of mine by sticking fire-crackers in my ears -- I don&#39;t know why, but now theirs are the only voices I can hear. :(
What??? :lol: :lol: :lol:

I often stick objects up my nose hoping to stab the little sh1t :angry:

Haha, missed me :lol:

Oooo :angry: Where&#39;s that pen :angry:

Jonno B)

tite-wad
07-28-2003, 11:33 AM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@28 July 2003 - 06:24
What??? :lol: :lol: :lol:

I often stick objects up my nose hoping to stab the little sh1t :angry:

Haha, missed me :lol:

Oooo :angry: Where&#39;s that pen :angry:

Jonno B)
Hmmmm..... <_<

I think I just figured something out...


Hey JONNO have you ever lost a crayon in there? http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/laugh.gif

JONNO_CELEBS
07-28-2003, 11:38 AM
Originally posted by tite-wad@28 July 2003 - 11:33

Hmmmm..... <_<

I think I just figured something out...


Hey JONNO have you ever lost a crayon in there? http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/laugh.gif
No, I did teach Homer that trick but I pushed 17 up and 16 came out, but I&#39;m pretty sure the other one got eaten :D Wofhaaayyy, woop woop wally walla walla bing bong :blink:

It was blue :)

From where I&#39;m sitting it looks green :rolleyes:

Are you still here? :angry: Go away or I&#39;ll get me whiskey :angry:

Jonno B)

tite-wad
07-28-2003, 11:44 AM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@28 July 2003 - 06:38
Wofhaaayyy, woop woop wally walla walla bing bong :blink:

Jonno B)
You sure that was Jonny... sounded more like Ned again. :unsure:

JONNO_CELEBS
07-28-2003, 11:46 AM
Originally posted by tite-wad+28 July 2003 - 11:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 28 July 2003 - 11:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@28 July 2003 - 06:38
Wofhaaayyy, woop woop wally walla walla bing bong :blink:

Jonno B)
You sure that was Jonny... sounded more like Ned again. :unsure: [/b][/quote]
Shhhhhhh, we try to keep Ned locked away in the attic :ph34r:

Jonno B)

tite-wad
07-28-2003, 11:49 AM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@28 July 2003 - 06:46
Shhhhhhh, we try to keep Ned locked away in the attic :ph34r:

Jonno B)
R U shure it&#39;s Ned who should be locked up? :rolleyes:

JONNO_CELEBS
07-28-2003, 11:52 AM
Originally posted by tite-wad+28 July 2003 - 11:49--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 28 July 2003 - 11:49)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@28 July 2003 - 06:46
Shhhhhhh, we try to keep Ned locked away in the attic :ph34r:

Jonno B)
R U shure it&#39;s Ned who should be locked up? :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
He reads the Bible :ph34r: Say no more :blink:

Anyway, they can&#39;t lock me up...........I am KEY MAN&#33; :ph34r:
I can alter my shape into that of any key :D

Jonno B)

tite-wad
07-28-2003, 11:56 AM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@28 July 2003 - 06:52
He reads the Bible :ph34r: Say no more :blink:

Jonno B)
Ah... point taken. http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/yes.gif

JONNO_CELEBS
07-28-2003, 11:58 AM
Originally posted by tite-wad@28 July 2003 - 11:56

Ah... point taken. http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/yes.gif
I don&#39;t really know what it&#39;s all about :blink:

I saw a film once where a bloke with a beard wearing a tea towel went to space :blink:

He&#39;s not the mesiher&#33; He&#39;s a very naughty boy :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

tite-wad
07-28-2003, 12:03 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@28 July 2003 - 06:58
I don&#39;t really know what it&#39;s all about :blink:

Jonno B)
I belive it&#39;s about a bunch of people who think they&#39;re poultry. :blink:

They&#39;re always running around saying "begat... begat begat"

tite-wad
07-28-2003, 12:08 PM
:angry: TMU screen again&#33;

Has it really been 2 hours already? :blink:

zapjb
07-28-2003, 12:18 PM
I haven&#39;t had cig, cigar or chew in it&#39;ll be 12yrs next week. And I still want to smoke. Promised myself when I turn 80, I&#39;ll start again. lol, serious though. Specially when I see a pretty girl smoking. That&#39;s when I want one. A friend said, you don&#39;t want a cig. You want to be THAT cig&#33; :lol:

JONNO_CELEBS
07-28-2003, 12:20 PM
Originally posted by tite-wad@28 July 2003 - 12:08
:angry: TMU screen again&#33;

Has it really been 2 hours already? :blink:
I&#39;ll tell you one thing, and that&#39;s not 2 :lol:

Every night at 9:04 pm my time, this board crashes :blink: Why is that?? :blink:

Jonno B)

JONNO_CELEBS
07-28-2003, 12:21 PM
Where&#39;s my post?? :angry:

Jonno B)

Edit:-Oh there it is :rolleyes:

tite-wad
07-28-2003, 12:26 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@28 July 2003 - 07:20
Every night at 9:04 pm my time, this board crashes :blink: Why is that?? :blink:

Jonno B)
That&#39;d be 4:04pm my time... ;)

I don&#39;t know, cause it always seems to happen on hte odd-numbered hours here. :unsure:

JONNO_CELEBS
07-28-2003, 12:28 PM
Originally posted by tite-wad@28 July 2003 - 12:26

That&#39;d be 4:04pm my time... ;)

I don&#39;t know, cause it always seems to happen on hte odd-numbered hours here. :unsure:
If thats your time...........you keep some very weird hours, that would mean you went to bed at like 8pm and got up at like 3am :blink:

Jonno B)

tite-wad
07-28-2003, 12:33 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@28 July 2003 - 07:28
If thats your time...........you keep some very weird hours, that would mean you went to bed at like 8pm and got up at like 3am :blink:

Jonno B)
:unsure: What&#39;s weird about that?

JONNO_CELEBS
07-28-2003, 12:36 PM
Originally posted by tite-wad@28 July 2003 - 12:33

:unsure: What&#39;s weird about that?
Well, nothing I suppose :blink:

It just seems to make more sense to go to bed at 4am and get up at 8am like I do :P :lol:

Ok, you wanna hear weird..........Someone just walked past my window wearing a sports bra and shorts...........but it did&#39;nt look female :blink:

Jonno B)

tite-wad
07-28-2003, 12:44 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@28 July 2003 - 07:36
Well, nothing I suppose :blink:

It just seems to make more sense to go to bed at 4am and get up at 8am like I do :P :lol:

Ok, you wanna hear weird..........Someone just walked past my window wearing a sports bra and shorts...........but it did&#39;nt look female :blink:

Jonno B)
I haven&#39;t been anywhere near your window JONNO. <_<

JONNO_CELEBS
07-28-2003, 12:45 PM
Originally posted by tite-wad@28 July 2003 - 12:44

I haven&#39;t been anywhere near your window JONNO. <_<
:lol: :lol: My fecking ribs are gonna bust soon, for fecks sake :lol: :lol: :lol:

You would&#39;nt have said that if you had seen.......errrrrr.........It :blink:

Jonno B)

tite-wad
07-28-2003, 12:54 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@28 July 2003 - 07:45
:lol:&nbsp; :lol: My fecking ribs are gonna bust soon, for fecks sake :lol:&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:

You would&#39;nt have said that if you had seen.......errrrrr.........It :blink:

Jonno B)
:unsure: Did it look anything like this?

http://www.marstalent.com/marssouth/pics/eltonlee.jpg

JONNO_CELEBS
07-28-2003, 12:56 PM
Originally posted by tite-wad@28 July 2003 - 12:54

:unsure: Did it look anything like this?

http://www.marstalent.com/marssouth/pics/eltonlee.jpg
No, it looked at lot less butch than that :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

tite-wad
07-28-2003, 01:10 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@28 July 2003 - 07:56
No, it looked at lot less butch than that :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
Oh....

More like this then.......

http://www.birdhouse.org/words/scot/liberace/facial.jpg