Log in

View Full Version : I Should Have Been A Guy


NikkiD
07-28-2003, 07:39 PM
I'm housesitting for the neighbours who are away on vacation, and they have these adorable little kittens over there who just love me to death. They are so cute!! The minute I walk in the door they're climbing all over me.

What did you think I meant?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ron
07-28-2003, 07:41 PM
I thought you had been playing with yourself too much.

Then again, is there such a thing as "too much" of that? :P
NikkiD
07-28-2003, 07:42 PM
Well you would know, wouldn't you darling?
Ron
07-28-2003, 07:45 PM
Originally posted by NikkiD@28 July 2003 - 21:42
Well you would know, wouldn't you darling?
Me? :o

:-"

Damn, there's that BJ smiley again. ;)
NikkiD
07-28-2003, 07:46 PM
Oh, wait. I forgot. You're saving yourself.
Ron
07-28-2003, 07:52 PM
Originally posted by NikkiD@28 July 2003 - 21:46
Oh, wait. I forgot. You're saving yourself.
Yup. Just shaved myself this morning.
Ummm, afternoon.
JONNO_CELEBS
07-28-2003, 07:54 PM
Originally posted by Ron+28 July 2003 - 19:52--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ron @ 28 July 2003 - 19:52)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-NikkiD@28 July 2003 - 21:46
Oh, wait. I forgot. You&#39;re saving yourself.
Yup. Just shaved myself this morning.
Ummm, afternoon. [/b][/quote]
Yeah, I gotta do that in a bit, my nads are getting prickley ;) :lol:

Nikki, I knew you were talking about cats, me got my Lulu cat, she soppy :)

Am I a creap?? :blink:

Jonno B)
FuNkY CaPrIcOrN
07-28-2003, 07:54 PM
Originally posted by NikkiD@28 July 2003 - 14:42
Well you would know, wouldn&#39;t you darling?
I know I do. B)
NikkiD
07-28-2003, 08:15 PM
Originally posted by FuNkY CaPrIcOrN+28 July 2003 - 15:54--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (FuNkY CaPrIcOrN @ 28 July 2003 - 15:54)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-NikkiD@28 July 2003 - 14:42
Well you would know, wouldn&#39;t you darling?
I know I do. B) [/b][/quote]
Yeah, me too *sigh* me too.
JONNO_CELEBS
07-28-2003, 08:36 PM
Originally posted by NikkiD+28 July 2003 - 20:15--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (NikkiD @ 28 July 2003 - 20:15)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by FuNkY CaPrIcOrN@28 July 2003 - 15:54
<!--QuoteBegin-NikkiD@28 July 2003 - 14:42
Well you would know, wouldn&#39;t you darling?
I know I do. B)
Yeah, me too *sigh* me too. [/b][/quote]
Me too Me too Me too :D

Awww, man I love it in here :)

Who needs porn :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
Skweeky
07-28-2003, 08:40 PM
porn?? who said that?? where?? are we going to make another movie?? or is there another live show coming up???


/me is all excited now
JONNO_CELEBS
07-28-2003, 08:42 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@28 July 2003 - 20:40
porn?? who said that?? where?? are we going to make another movie?? or is there another live show coming up???


/me is all excited now
Me have to get cam sorted out :D

We could make fortune :D And have some amazing fun at the same time :D

Jonno B)
Skweeky
07-28-2003, 08:44 PM
you know, I&#39;ve always wanted to do that. making a pornmovie I mean, but with friends.
JONNO_CELEBS
07-28-2003, 08:45 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@28 July 2003 - 20:44
you know, I&#39;ve always wanted to do that. making a pornmovie I mean, but with friends.
You mean you&#39;ve never done it?? :blink:

You surprise me, I have, it&#39;s great fun and wow&#33;&#33;&#33; Watching yaself..........Wooooooooohooooooooooo.........Go Jonno.....go Jonno :D

Jonno B)
Skweeky
07-28-2003, 08:47 PM
I never found anyone who wanted to try that :(
Illuminati
07-28-2003, 08:47 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+28 July 2003 - 20:54--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 28 July 2003 - 20:54)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Ron@28 July 2003 - 19:52
<!--QuoteBegin-NikkiD@28 July 2003 - 21:46
Oh, wait. I forgot. You&#39;re saving yourself.
Yup. Just shaved myself this morning.
Ummm, afternoon. [/b][/quote]
Answer me seriously - Do I need a shave?
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/roy.wills/Cymoril/K-Lite/Harbinger.jpg
:D

(Anyone who&#39;s got sense will know that ain&#39;t me - It&#39;s an buddy of mine from New Zealand, but for the situation...:lol:)
JONNO_CELEBS
07-28-2003, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by Illuminati+28 July 2003 - 20:47--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Illuminati @ 28 July 2003 - 20:47)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@28 July 2003 - 20:54

Originally posted by Ron@28 July 2003 - 19:52
<!--QuoteBegin-NikkiD@28 July 2003 - 21:46
Oh, wait. I forgot. You&#39;re saving yourself.
Yup. Just shaved myself this morning.
Ummm, afternoon.
Answer me seriously - Do I need a shave?
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/roy.wills/Cymoril/K-Lite/Harbinger.jpg
:D

(Anyone who&#39;s got sense will know that ain&#39;t me - It&#39;s an buddy of mine from New Zealand, but for the situation...:lol:) [/b][/quote]
Ask ya woman :D

Where have Nikki and Ron gone??? :(

Is it just you and me Skweeky?? :( ........Skweeky??.............Skweeky??? :(

Jonno B)
Skweeky
07-28-2003, 08:51 PM
I&#39;m here, I&#39;m here

When are we getting started on that movie?
JONNO_CELEBS
07-28-2003, 08:52 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@28 July 2003 - 20:51
I&#39;m here, I&#39;m here

When are we getting started on that movie?
I&#39;m just waiting for my makeup :D

They say the camera adds 10lbs.............we keep camera low :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
NikkiD
07-28-2003, 08:55 PM
I&#39;m still here too... doing mod stuff...

But I have to go out soon, going out for dinner tonight... mmmmm crab legs.... mmmm butter sauce... wait butter sauce could be of some use, I&#39;ll bring some home :D
JONNO_CELEBS
07-28-2003, 08:56 PM
Originally posted by NikkiD@28 July 2003 - 20:55
I&#39;m still here too... doing mod stuff...

But I have to go out soon, going out for dinner tonight... mmmmm crab legs.... mmmm butter sauce... wait butter sauce could be of some use, I&#39;ll bring some home :D
Oh no :( Nikki leaving us :( But butter sauce :D Where could we use that I wonder :)

Jonno B)
Ron
07-28-2003, 08:59 PM
Me jumps on Jonno&#39;s back to hold him down.

Use that zucchini skweeky.
Don&#39;t be gentle though.
Jonno likes it rough, he said.
NikkiD
07-28-2003, 09:00 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@28 July 2003 - 16:56
Oh no :( Nikki leaving us :( But butter sauce :D Where could we use that I wonder :)

Jonno B)
Hmmm...

/me gets out the rubber sheets

Hot butter wrestling&#33;&#33; Woo hoo&#33;&#33;
Ron
07-28-2003, 09:02 PM
Originally posted by NikkiD@28 July 2003 - 23:00
butt wrestling&#33;&#33; Woo hoo&#33;&#33;
You&#39;re into that?
:w00t: :w00t: :w00t:

Me like&#33;&#33;
Me like&#33;&#33;
Skweeky
07-28-2003, 09:02 PM
erm, a part of it got stuck into you Ron


Better use this cucumber:

http://www.pestweb.com/bats/Products/garden3.jpg
JONNO_CELEBS
07-28-2003, 09:02 PM
Originally posted by NikkiD@28 July 2003 - 21:00

Hmmm...

/me gets out the rubber sheets

Hot butter wrestling&#33;&#33; Woo hoo&#33;&#33;
Holy mary mother of god :ph34r:

Me gonna go Rhino time shortly :D

@Ron..........Just bring it...........COME ON&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

Is that the best you can do?? :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
NikkiD
07-28-2003, 09:12 PM
Originally posted by Ron+28 July 2003 - 17:02--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ron @ 28 July 2003 - 17:02)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-NikkiD@28 July 2003 - 23:00
butt wrestling&#33;&#33; Woo hoo&#33;&#33;
You&#39;re into that?
:w00t: :w00t: :w00t:

Me like&#33;&#33;
Me like&#33;&#33; [/b][/quote]
Ron, haven&#39;t we discussed this before? I told you then and I&#39;ll tell you now. If you&#39;re willing to dish it out, you&#39;d better be willing to take it. Remember, I have toys. :D

@Jonno - you mean you haven&#39;t already? Gone Rhino that is. :lol:
@Skweeky - Ron is so well worn in by now, he probably wouldn&#39;t even feel it there. Okay... maybe that was too far... roflmao
Ron
07-28-2003, 09:12 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@28 July 2003 - 23:02
@Ron..........Just bring it...........COME ON&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

Is that the best you can do?? :lol:&nbsp; :lol:

Jonno B)
Hey&#33;&#33;
Look what I found.
I always wanted to use one of these.

Jonno dude, brace yourself&#33;&#33;&#33;

http://www.bdgsales.com/othermed/circtray1.jpg
JONNO_CELEBS
07-28-2003, 09:13 PM
Originally posted by NikkiD@28 July 2003 - 21:12


@Jonno - you mean you haven&#39;t already? Gone Rhino that is.&nbsp; :lol:

Not yet girl, but you going out and might miss it :( :(

Jonno B)

Edit@Ron:- Sorry mate you&#39;re 15 years too late ;)
Ron
07-28-2003, 09:27 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@28 July 2003 - 23:13
Edit@Ron:- Sorry mate you&#39;re 15 years too late ;)
Damn. :(


Maybe can use it on skweeky then&#33;&#33;&#33;
http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/evild.gifhttp://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/evild.gif
Skweeky
07-28-2003, 09:30 PM
you first tell me what the hell that is&#33;&#33;&#33;




ooooh, I have the honour to inform you that you are now officially invited to our secret room&#33;&#33;&#33;
JONNO_CELEBS
07-28-2003, 09:32 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@28 July 2003 - 21:30




ooooh, I have the honour to inform you that you are now officially invited to our secret room&#33;&#33;&#33;
Awwwww, what about me?? :( :(

Jonno B)
Skweeky
07-28-2003, 09:40 PM
well, do you use mirc? you&#39;re welcome then
JONNO_CELEBS
07-28-2003, 09:42 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@28 July 2003 - 21:40
well, do you use mirc? you&#39;re welcome then
Is that some sort of lube?? :blink: :blink:

No sorry I ain&#39;t got a clue what that is :(

Jonno B)
ThunderBolt>>>
07-28-2003, 09:45 PM
Liquid silk.............Now thats lube&#33; :P :P
Skweeky
07-28-2003, 09:46 PM
lol, it&#39;s a chatclient


u can dl it at www.mirc.com


I&#39;m sure you&#39;d love us :D
JONNO_CELEBS
07-28-2003, 09:48 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@28 July 2003 - 21:46
lol, it&#39;s a chatclient


u can dl it at www.mirc.com


I&#39;m sure you&#39;d love us :D
Which one??? :blink: Too many to choose from :blink:

Jonno B)
H.H.
07-29-2003, 12:53 AM
Bahhh..... too much Bally-Hoo for NUTHIN&#33;&#33;&#33;

Butt.....

IF You REALLY like playin&#39; around with words.... why not listen to
the "Manhattan Transfer"- song " My Cat Fell In The Well"....

Now, THERE&#39;s some wordplay for ya&#33;&#33;&#33;


H.H. ;)
kAb
07-29-2003, 01:09 AM
here u go jonno: http://www.klboard.ath.cx/bb/index.php?showtopic=11599
JONNO_CELEBS
07-29-2003, 01:12 AM
Originally posted by kAb@29 July 2003 - 01:09
here u go jonno: http://www.klboard.ath.cx/bb/index.php?showtopic=11599
Cheers Kab, me go have sex there too :w00t: :w00t:

Jonno B)