The Questions Game

[bigboab]

96


headphones or speakers?

[a7x]

Headphones.
Trance or Rock?

[bigboab]

rock (I am in a trance most of the time):blink:


Text or talk?

[a7x]

Talk.
a7x or MLTR?

[bigboab]

MLTR


Movies or video?

[whatcdfan]

Movies

Bee or Fly?

[a7x]

Fly.
Superman or Smallville?

[whatcdfan]

Superman.

Disco or sea side walk?

[a7x]

Dicso.
Cold or Hot?

[whatcdfan]

Cold

Running or jumping?

[a7x]

Jumping.
Music or Movie?

[whatcdfan]

Music.

Sahara or Alps?

[a7x]

Sahara. https://www.facebook.com/saharataufik

Madagascar or Ice Age?

[whatcdfan]

Madagascar.

Grapes or Apple?

[a7x]

Apple.

Newton or Ford?

[whatcdfan]

Ford.

Hp or Dell?

[a7x]

HP

Firefox or Chrome?

[whatcdfan]

FF.

Blue or White?

[Evelyn]

White

male fe-male ?

[a7x]

Female Fetale.

iPhone 4 or Galaxy S2?

[whatcdfan]

Galaxy.

Parrot or Ladybird?

[bigboab]

Parrot

What do you do to relax?

[a7x]

Surfing Internet
Discuss or Trolling?

[bigboab]

Discuss

How many forums are you a member of?

[a7x]

One.

Man or Woman.

[Evelyn]

woman
blog or forum ?

[a7x]

Forum.

YM or MSN?

[bigboab]

msn



Do you like 60's music?

[a7x]

No.

Money or Love?

[bigboab]

Love


When did you last swim in a river?

[Evelyn]

never :)
did you forget to shagg today ?

[a7x]

I did.
What latest movie you download?

[thebazzla]

ironclad
what is your favorite meal.

[Evelyn]

free meals :D

is it raining outside ?

[a7x]

No.

What is your speedtest today?

[Evelyn]

23mbits up

are you sleeping?

[a7x]

Yes. Just Woke Up.

Are you man with Religion?

[Evelyn]

no, i dont care about those shittz

how many gf you have ? :P

[a7x]

One.

Are you married?

[bigboab]

yes

Do you go to bed early? (before midnight)

[a7x]

Yes.

What is your job?

[bigboab]

retired

where do you go for entertainment?

[bijoy]

My home theater at living-room.

[a7x]

My home theater at living-room.

Question please.

[bigboab]

Why are they not replying?:whistling

[thebazzla]

because he is too lazy
what currently is your best tv show?

[bigboab]

QI

what is your favourite sport, as a spectator?

[thebazzla]

rugby union
if you won a substantial amount of money what would be the first thing you would buy?

[bigboab]

Better medical treatment for my wife.

Do you prefer the greengrocers or grow your own?

[Odin]

I prefer to grow my own. I have my own garden:-)

Do you mostly drive your own car or do you prefer public transport?

[thebazzla]

drive my own car
do you like holidays at home or go abroad ?

[bigboab]

abroad

Do you swim all the year round?

[thebazzla]

afraid not very little if ever these days.
What is your favorite movie?

[bigboab]

Treasure Island (1952, going back to my school days):)


Can you sing in key?

[thebazzla]

unfortunately no.
what is your all time favorite band?

[bigboab]

The Strolling Bones.

Rock or country?

[thebazzla]

rock
What is your favorite book?

[bigboab]

The Satanist


Wheer would you go to completely relax?

[thebazzla]

paradise lodge Yorkshire....
do you watch talent shows?

[bigboab]

Only the end of them. sometimes I would like to strangle the people/friends who tell them they can sing. Singing in key is a necessity and should be part of the entry requirements.

Do you prefer groups, solo singers or speciality acts?

[thebazzla]

solo singers
what is your favorite pastime?

[bigboab]

listening to music

Do you like gardening?

[Barbossa]

No
Which country you want to visit?

[bigboab]

China


Oriental or occidental?

[thebazzla]

occidental
what is your favorite time of the day?

[Barbossa]

around 7 am
what's your hobby?

[thebazzla]

i am a very keen fisherman.
What is your biggest fear?

[Barbossa]

I'll get old
what's your goal in life?

[bigboab]

seen it, done it, got the 'T' shirt.


What age would you like to live to? assuming you stay healthy.

[thebazzla]

around 70 to 75 is enough for me.
What is your favorite animal?

[Barbossa]

Cats, especially Big cats.
Do you prefer coffee or tea?

[bigboab]

Tea

what age is your youngest sibling?

[thebazzla]

i dont know the answer to that.
do you prefer to holiday at home or abroad?

[bigboab]

In the U.K.

Do you like Rap music?

[thebazzla]

hell no
do you like dramas ?

[bigboab]

Drama. As long as someone does not try to talk while sobbing/crying. It drives me mad.(Not a drive, just a putt)

Do you think that the X Factor is 'fixed'?

[thebazzla]

anything is possible.although i am proud to say that i havent watched any episodes.
do you think that this country is doomed?

[bigboab]

It would depend on your interpretation of doomed. I can see a backlash against criminals and illegal immigrants appearing to have more rights than than honest hard working people.

Do you think immigration should be capped to the amount of people who are emigrating?

[thebazzla]

yes but they haven't got a clue how many there are.
do you go away for xmas?

[bigboab]

no

how many siblings do you have?

[thebazzla]

none that i know of.
Are you a cat person or a dog person?

[Startear]

Cat person
How are you?

[bigboab]

reasonably well, thank you.

how often do you need to cut your hair?

[thebazzla]

at least 4 times a year.
What is your favorite store to shop at?

[bigboab]

Favourite!:whistling

gadget shops or tool shops

what kind of humour do you prefer?

[Startear]

Black humor and sarcasm

Do you have a pet?

[anigav]

Yes a Dog.

What TV show you like?

[RulzM]

Dexter
What colour do you prefer?Green or blue?

[Startear]

Green :D

Do you like coffee?

[bigboab]

yes but it does not like me

do you take sugar?

[Startear]

Rarely

Do you sleep more or less than 8 hours?

[bigboab]

less

do walk at a fast pace?

[Startear]

Yes

Are you bored?

[Alien5]

Yes

J'ner wotta meen?

[bigboab]

kind of

are you ever energetic?

[marklefe]

Some times.

Do you have any men friends?

[hikaricore]

I do.

Do you like being a fag?

[Ronhall]

no

do you have many girl friends..???

[bigboab]

no


do you smoke?

[Darth Sushi]

never

R U a vegetarian?

[bigboab]

Almost. I have to keep my weight down, so I avoid meat because of the fat content.

How high are you? (I mean in feet or that new thingy):lol:

[Darth Sushi]

69 inches :whistling


Ginger or Mary-Ann?

[bigboab]

69 inches. how tall are you standing up?:rolleyes:

Mary-Ann(only in a giggly sense):whistling


Where is your nearest city/town?

[Darth Sushi]

About 12 miles north





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Who's hotter: Wilma or Betty?

[bigboab]

They are both paper thin.


Why do some people keep trying to build the tallest building?

[Darth Sushi]

Because penis size cannot keep pace!


Which is worse, failing or never trying?

[bigboab]

failing to try


why do weeds grow faster than other plants/flowers/

[Darth Sushi]

To get on your nerves.



Has your greatest fear ever come true?

[bigboab]

yes


have you ever blushed?

[Darth Sushi]

of course




Do you have a tattoo?

[bigboab]

no



why do we get smaller as we grow older(after 50)?

[Darth Sushi]

declining bone density ¿?


Are you old fashioned?

[dddd]

no

are you to pro torture and then death for convicted killers?

[bigboab]

no



do you worry about geting old?

[Darth Sushi]

Yes, because grandmas are starting to hit on me :cry:



R U ashamed of your high-school pics?

[bigboab]

Photography did not exist in my school days


Have you started to go to the bingo to get a woman?:whistling

[Darth Sushi]

Have you started to go to the bingo to get a woman?:whistling
:wacko: Egad, NO! I meant women in their forties. Bingo groupies have canes, walkers, and oxygen tanks. Fortunately for me, I can pass for looking thirty-ish.



Do gals with tattoos (even small ones) turn you off?

[bigboab]

Anyone with a tattoo turns me off. When they reach my age they will look like dried prunes, 'wait a minute'.:lol:


Do you believe in apprenticeships as an option to unemployment?

[Darth Sushi]

absolutely



Do you drink prune juice? :whistling

[bigboab]

No. I do eat a lot of prunes though.

[Darth Sushi]

blankety blank




Did you forget your question?

[bigboab]

yes, what was it, again?


Where did you go to school?

[Darth Sushi]

The school of hard knocks.




Is there life after death?

[bigboab]

I'll tell you in a few years time.

Buried or cremated?

[Darth Sushi]

Buried since worms have to eat also.



Pie a la Mode or plain?

[bigboab]

Pie a la Mode


gardening or D.I.Y?

[sister]

D.I.Y.

Dog person or cat person?

[megabyteme]

The neighbor's cats shit all over our property. DOG person.

Pussy or poop chute?

[IdolEyes787]

Pie a la Mode


gardening or D.I.Y?


Gardening is D.I.Y. otherwise you would have written "employ a gardener ".
Also cats can't reach the flush handle so where do you expect them to shit?

[anon]

Also cats can't reach the flush handle

I'm sure a YouTube search would prove that wrong.

[pootystomp]

The neighbor's cats shit all over our property. DOG person.

Pussy or poop chute?

Depends on the animal.

Better schools or better parents?

[Vestibule]

Better Parents...


The Rolling Stones or The Beatles?

[bigboab]

Rolling Stones, Boiled egg or fried egg?

[Darth Sushi]

Boiled eggs in front of the wife. Fried eggs when she's gone.

Vanilla or Chocolate?

[sister]

Vanilla

What's your favorite season?

[Vestibule]

Autumn

Who is your inspirational hero?

[bigboab]

Anyone who has the guts to stands against what he/she believes is wrong.

[megabyteme]

Anyone who has the guts to stands against what he/she believes is wrong.

I believe you are wrong.

sports shoes, or casual shoes?

[dion09529]

bare-footed

How old are you?

[bigboab]

74 - Who is your favourite singer? (for some unknown reason the return function does not work when I am on FST)

[Stehle]

Pink Floyd (or Roger Waters)

Which do people eat more of tomato or potato?

[bigboab]

potatoes


What age will you be if you are half the age you would be in 20 years time?:wacko:

[Darth Sushi]

The age of enlightenment?!

What age you wish you can stay forever?

[Vestibule]

29

At what age did you lose your virginity?

[bigboab]

17


what is the nearest river to you?

[Darth Sushi]

The Smith River

If you could go back in history, who would you like to meet?

[bigboab]

Euclid of Alexandria



What was/is your best subject at school?

[Darth Sushi]

CAD/CAM Drafting


Have you ever been admitted to hospital?

[bigboab]

On several occasions. Sports injuries, heart attacks(2), triple bypass. I have more trouble getting released from a particular hospital.:whistling


Do you like travelling to new places?

[Darth Sushi]

On several occasions. Sports injuries, heart attacks(2), triple bypass. I have more trouble getting released from a particular hospital.:whistling

Glad to hear you're still kicking the world.



Do you like travelling to new places?

Absolutely


Ski or beach vacation?

[bigboab]

beach


do you control your weight?

[Stehle]

Recently, but it hasn't wavered over 3lbs, so its not a problem now.

do you keep fish?

[Darth Sushi]

yes, if it's salmon


Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

[bigboab]

An actors part is contained in the completed movie. Anything transmitted for television appears on your television set.
When I was young the only thing on the tv was a vase of flowers.:wacko:


Where do you go to 'get away'?

[Vestibule]

For me to 'get away' implies escapism. The only true solace from myself and others comes from being deeply immersed in a book... sadly, nothing has enveloped me since I burned through the 'A Song of Ice and Fire' series...

What ways do you alleviate stress? (besides... masticating...err):huh:

[Darth Sushi]

Fishing

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

[bigboab]

Only one chest, two legs.


bungalow or house?

[Darth Sushi]

house


At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

[bigboab]

None of them. They belong to the theatre owner.


Do you drive?

[Darth Sushi]

Everyday



Would you rather be hated or forgotten?

[bigboab]

forgotten



Do you keep a pet?

[Stehle]

Yes, several thousands at times. If the weather is warm and water & air are plentiful.

If it's such a small world why wouldn't someone want to paint it?

[bigboab]

They try, mostly at the weekend when they paint towns red.


Where are you going to on your next holiday?

[Darth Sushi]

A fishing trip in Canada


What is the one thing you’d most like to change about the world?

[bigboab]

Elimination of disease and hunger in children.


Do you require good weather to make a good holiday?

[Stehle]

No, only happiness. :)

Which do you find agreeable northern or southern states?

[bigboab]

Southern States (Texas being the exception)



Which country would you most like to visit?

[dion09529]

South Sudan and Somaliland.

did you drank your coffee this morning?

[IdolEyes787]

I don't drank coffee.I did however have some a preworkout supplement that has an amphetamine in it so BLLLAHHHHHJHALJFJFFJLFUOUFU!!!!!!!!!!!

What time do you usually go to bed?

Personally I'm thinking about going to bed Tuesday.

[megabyteme]

I'm more a narcotics kinda guy, so I'm pondering whether or not to get up before Tuesday.

Booze, pills, pot, powder, or other- What's your vice?

[dion09529]

there is no such thing as vices



Would you rather lose all your data and backups...or have your house burned down but all data safe?

[bigboab]

lose all data


civil marriage or religious marriage?

[coherent]

Civil marriage

Which would you rather suffer... being really hungry, or having to pee really bad?

[bigboab]

Being hungry.



If you were really desperate would you go into an opposite sex toilet?

[Stehle]

Yes, but only if bushes were not handy.



Would you rather have a gall stone or kidney stone?

[bigboab]

gallstone


Where would you hide during a tornado?

[Darth Sushi]

stairwell? (The best place is to build a small solid concrete room with a steel door)


If you were a super hero what powers would you like to have?

[bigboab]

The power to heal.



do you like to travel by plane?

[Stehle]

NO

Do like to travel by train?

[bigboab]

yes


which season of the year do you prefer?

[Stehle]

spring

Are animal crackers abusive to animals?

[bigboab]

depends what you eat them with


what weapons do house hunters use?

[LostinT]

Spoons.

Favourite type of inanimate object to produce an orgasm?

[megabyteme]

Yer quadriplegic sister. How many licks does it take to get to the center of an iceberg?

[bigboab]

hor. Hor licks would melt it.

Why are strawberries not made of straw?

[Stehle]

The starving straw growers devised an dastardly plan to trick the berry farmers into helping them sell their own produce by associating a "sweet" name to something to perhaps only livestock eat... well and horse too (I like horses too. :blink:) and probably tastes like cardboard, but I believe the fact of the matter lies with money from the straw consortium in the form of... well what I believe to be a bribe started the whole naming mess.

Even though not really aptly named, I still really like them. :)

When are children seen, but not heard?

[bigboab]

In a test tube.


Do you think there should be a limit to the amount of children that you can have? Other than the age limitation.

[megabyteme]

No, I think it should be all-you-can-eat.

When will civilization become the norm?

[bigboab]

It will never be the norm. I don't think there is a civilized nation in the world today.


Should all sport be amateur?

[Stehle]

no (...is porn really a sport?)


What is your favorite isle in a Walmart®?

[LostinT]

The "yeehaw" section with 600lb women struggling to breath.

What would you do without Walmart?

[IdolEyes787]

no (...is porn really a sport?)


What is your favorite isle in a Walmart®?

Meg's favourite is The Isle of Man.

Somewhat coincidentally his favourite aisle is women's underwear.

But only because he's a crossdresser.

No need to be weirded out by that as he swears it's only for sexual gratification.

[Stehle]

The "yeehaw" section with 600lb women struggling to breath.

What would you do without Walmart?

Probably cancel my YouTube subscription. (Best content on there.) ;)


How many are actually dead in an average U.S.A. cemetery?





Meg's favourite is The Isle of Man.

Somewhat coincidentally his favourite aisle is women's underwear.

But only because he's a crossdresser.

No need to be weirded out by that as he swears it's only for sexual gratification.

"Only you..." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTLAvaqAnCc)... what an IQ! I was laughing so hard I thought of you and that somewhat misogynistic song by the Platters. :clap:

(Remember don't get any perverted ideas.... and no I repeat NO! you can't hold my hand. 'nuff said.) :alien:

[bigboab]

All of them.


Have you ever been to the Isle of Man?

[LostinT]

All of them.


Have you ever been to the Isle of Man?

No, would like too.

Why are you sniffing my brothers shorts?

[bigboab]

I always sniff spirits before I drink them. Have you not heard of the date rape drug?

Do people only think of sex all the time?

[Stehle]

no, but it sure beats being board. (Notice the subtle jest at masturbation.)

Why are Softballs hard?

[bigboab]

they are hard, it is only the outer layer that is soft.


Why does a crab walk 'sideways'?

[Stehle]

Because that's the way their legs bend. Muscles work in pairs. A muscle can only retract, or pull; to lengthen again it must relax and be pulled back by another antagonistic muscle, BUT... I believe its because their cousins the lobsters walk straight and being undersea denizens like their cousins strive to be different, but not snobbish. (For a more visual of this please see or reference "The Little Mermaid" by Disney®)

Why do people sometimes say "it's raining cats & dogs out"?

[bigboab]

This is one of the best explanations I can find:-

You've heard of thatch roofs, well that's all they were. Thick straw, piled high, with no wood underneath. They were the only place for the little animals to get warm. So all the pets; dogs, cats and other small animals, mice, rats, bugs, all lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery so sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Thus the saying, "it's raining cats and dogs."

Why does ice form on the top of the water when that is the warmest area of water?

[Stehle]

Air temperature at surface. (colder there)

Why do water temperatures decline so rapidly the deeper you go?



(I liked that answer bigboab!) :alien:

[bigboab]

cold water is denser than hot water therefore sinks to the bottom.


When does a stream become a river?

[Stehle]

It all depends on who calls it what! (Some may say little stream or BIG river... just a case of semantics.)

When does a pond become a lake?

[bigboab]

when it takes up an area over 5 hectares, some say 8 hectares.

can earphones cause deafness?

[Stehle]

no, but loud enough sounds can.

Do cows chew their own cud?

[bigboab]

Cud - Food regurgitated from the first stomach to the mouth of a ruminant and chewed again. It is also used to mean going on about the same thing over and over again. A bit like me.

Will China eventually take over the world?

[Stehle]

no (but perhaps they made a dent for a bit of a trade deficit.)

What do you need to cut a tree down in Monty Python's Holy Grail?

[bigboab]

ARTHUR: Cut down a tree with a herring?

Which famous singer was banished from the USA because of the communist witch hunt?

[Stehle]

Danny Kaye? (I don't really know)

Who will be in the Super Bowl?

[bigboab]

It was Paul Robeson singer and political activist.


A large helping of cornflakes?( I don't know because I don't stay in the colonies :rolleyes: )


What direction do you travel from the south pole to Barbadoes?

[Stehle]

It was Paul Robeson singer and political activist.


A large helping of cornflakes?( I don't know because I don't stay in the colonies :rolleyes: )


What direction do you travel from the south pole to Barbadoes?

Thank you... first heard that at Disneyland (Original) in '62... been singing it ever since.. beautiful song! (Aquatic Farmer Here) :)


Correct! (Although I'm rooting for Frosted Flakes... They're Grrreeeeaaat!) :)



Answer..
North

(Mother was born in Barbados, was raised in a convent in Trinidad.)



(Then she was abducted by my father.) :alien:

[bigboab]

Your question is?

[rachem]

42

How did the earth get it's name ?

[bigboab]

I don't know. The name "Earth" is derived from both English and German words, 'eor(th)e/ertha' and 'erde', respectively, which mean ground. Why not water, there is more of that. Why it was not called after a god I do not know.

Where is east and west only inches apart?

[Stehle]

Everywhere

What... is another word for a man of iron?

[bigboab]

welder


Why is there no record of the childhood of Jesus?

[Stehle]

They didn't have phonographs yet.



Why is frankincense so expensive?

[bigboab]

because they keep resin the price.


Can you get 'chin and chest' shampoo for people with beards?

[megabyteme]

I've seen something like that applied to a few porn starlets... :whistling

Why is it that so called "energy" bars won't power my flashlight?

[bigboab]

Its too costly to get a flashlight onto Mars.


Where is the worlds lowest building?

[Stehle]

Probably 42nd street NYC, but I've been in a few real low dives in Bangkok. (...or same place it was yesterday.)

Where is the worlds tallest building?

[bigboab]

Downtown Dubai


What is the richest bank in the world?

[Stehle]

Fannie Mae (United States)

What can you buy with it?

[bigboab]

depends how much it costs.


Do you need a TV licence where you live?

[Stehle]

No, just an .nzb file.

Is Dyson a UK based vacuum company?

[bigboab]

I think it has moved to Asia. We can't have a successful company in the UK, workers might ask for a living wage.


Should all dogs be muzled in public?

[Stehle]

I think it has moved to Asia. We can't have a successful company in the UK, workers might ask for a living wage.


(I thought they may have, but they work great.) :)

No, but in some cases they may have a tendency to bite. (Some I heard can turn vicious by a certain smell or site, though I have not witnessed this phenomenon personally.)


Should all cats (house or feral) be spayed?

[megabyteme]

Should all cats (house or feral) be spayed?

Clubbed is also acceptable.

Which is worse after 3 days- fish or house guests?

[bigboab]

Fish. I don't like his music.


Where is the centre of attention?

[megabyteme]

Where is the centre of attention?

------------

Why are horses such negative animals?

[teflon05]

Where is the centre of attention?

------------

Why are horses such negative animals?

You'd be negative too, if you had to walk around looking like Sarah Jessica Parker all the time...


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Why do monkeys fling poop & masturbate so much?

[megabyteme]

You'd be negative too, if you had to walk around looking like Sarah Jessica Parker all the time...

Good gawd she's fugly.

Skip to 0:30.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=g_uiQc8d97s#t=31


Why do monkeys fling poop & masturbate so much?

Because they can.

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What's your favorite of the deadly sins?

[teflon05]

Morgan Freeman, of course. He's the deadliest sin.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8m69o_1PoQ



What's that smell?

[bigboab]

Your potty needs to be emptied



where did I leave my hearing aid, glasses etc?

[megabyteme]

The hooker stole them along with your wallet. :P

What's for dinner?

[bigboab]

depends how much I make begging.


Is Kentucky still a dry state?

[Stehle]

Actually no, it rained there yesterday.

What North American U.S. state is the southern most and what city makes that claim?

[megabyteme]

Mexico.

...do they have "cities" there, or just old wooden buildings, tumbleweeds, and unnamed strangers passing through? :unsure:

[bigboab]

they are building cities for the days when gringos start heading south.


Where is the land of milk and honey?

[Stehle]

Wherever a cow lands with a bee hive up it's butt.

How much success is too much success?

[bigboab]

nothing succeeds like a budgie with no teeth


Why must we get old?

[Stehle]

We haven't found the fountain of youth. (Yet!) :)

How does one deal with skin wrinkles?

[bigboab]

iron them out or get fatter


do you believe everything the doctor tells you?

[megabyteme]

Only Doctor Who.

What is the worst kind of friend?

[Stehle]

A So Called Friend

What is the most popular breakfast?

[bigboab]

cereal


how long does an apprenticeship last?

[megabyteme]

These days, through one's whole "career".

What's the best diet?

[Stehle]

Mediterranean (For lowering cholesterol... WORKS!) :)

Diet or Statins (High Cholesterol Lowering Medications)?

[bigboab]

statins


public or private swimming pool?

[madtom]

Hi, what a great site.