34 Today

[chalice]

Human beings are cunts.

You'll find that out when you turn 34.

Nevertheless, my Special Chow Mein (bought for me by my better half) says different.

I've also got a whack of poorly industrialised cannibis which I haven't touched.

Fuck it, I'm having a smoke.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Happy Birthday medium aged bean.

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[angryghost]

Happy Bday!

[Snee]

Happy Birthday!!½! Nice To Hear You Are Having A Good Day!½!½!


EDit: feckery, I had a good joke going there, but the board fucked it.

[Lilmiss]

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:smilie4:

[chalice]

Thanks Peeps like.

Totally monged to fuck now. Forgot how twated you get.

Must now watch a cheaply shot black and white film.

Sanity demands it.

[Something Else]

Glad you enjoyed your birthday spleef mate. :smilie4:

:hbd: :sorcerer: :holiday: :partytime :yay:

Have a good one.

[Biggles]

Happy Birthday monged one

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[j2k4]

Wow.

Given your current level of intellectual attainment, imagine how smart you'll be when you're as old as JP.

But then, what do I know. :whistling

[chalice]

Wow.

Given your current level of intellectual attainment, imagine how smart you'll be when you're as old as JP.

But then, what do I know. :whistling

J2, that's about the nicest thing you've ever said to me. Or anyone, for that matter.

I'm just glad that my bidet has flushed it out of you.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Wow.

Given your current level of intellectual attainment, imagine how smart you'll be when you're as old as JP.

But then, what do I know. :whistling

I am currently trying to remember which external hard drive my audio books are on.

So far it 0 from 1.

[chalice]

Um.

What, like.

[Mr JP Fugley]

2nd of 3.

That's statistically average.

I take that as a final and ultimate proof of God's existence.

[chalice]

Oh.

[j2k4]

Wow.

Given your current level of intellectual attainment, imagine how smart you'll be when you're as old as JP.

But then, what do I know. :whistling

J2, that's about the nicest thing you've ever said to me. Or anyone, for that matter.

I'm just glad that my bidet has flushed it out of you.

Aw, shucks. :whistling

[SAM]

Human beings are cunts.

You'll find that out when you turn 34.


definitely right

happy birthday man:)

[thewizeard]

All you need is some Amnesia Haze, to help you forget this truth.. Drop into t' Koffieshop (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/f-funny-stuff-11/t-t-koffieshop-dutch-109468/page2#post2589078) ..I have some saved especially for such occasions...

Happy Birthday Chalice ... :hbd:

:pimp:

[Mr. Mulder]

:hbd: happy burfday!!111 :hbd:

[Barbarossa]

Happy barfday! :happy:

[bunny67]

have a great day

[100%]

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[brotherdoobie]

Happy Birthday, mate! You broke down and smoked one eh? I bet your eyes were bleeding.

Peace, Paul :guinesssm

[FatBob]

so this is how i am gona feel after 14 years . ?

i thought i was gona get married and have lot of free sex during 34 :unsure:

[FatBob]

oh happy birthday chalice :)

[chalice]

Thank you all you lovely, lovely people.

Back to relative sobriety now. Had the best night's sleep I've had in months though.

:)

[Spider_dude]

back on the smack tonight then?

[chalice]

All outta smack, SD, the kids have done it in on me.

I'll have to settle for the crack.

[Something Else]

i thought i was gonna get married and have a lot of sex

Contradiction. :pinch:

[Hairbautt]

Happy Birthday!

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[weenden]

happy b day brah and many more and enjoy that smoke

[Skweeky]

so this is how i am gona feel after 14 years . ?

i thought i was gona get married and have lot of free sex during 34 :unsure:



Free sex? What? Are you paying for the type you have at the moment? :huh:


And happy birthday chalice!

[FatBob]

so this is how i am gona feel after 14 years . ?

i thought i was gona get married and have lot of free sex during 34 :unsure:



Free sex? What? Are you paying for the type you have at the moment? :huh:



the ceremonies before sex is expensive :mellow: