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JONNO_CELEBS
07-29-2003, 12:11 PM
Hey Guys, I gotta go shave my nads :ph34r: I promissed someone I would ;)

Now.......Where's that shave gel? :blink:

I got it........Right see you in a bit.........and please...........Don't make me jump, I need a very steady hand :lol: :lol:

Methinks this will get shut :( :lol:

Jonno B)
HeavyMetalParkingLot
07-29-2003, 12:13 PM
http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/gay.jpg
(>Zero Cool<)
07-29-2003, 12:24 PM
Originally posted by HeavyMetalParkingLot@29 July 2003 - 13:13
http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/gay.jpg
I believe it&#39;s for two latex/leather clad ladies so not too gay is it?
tite-wad
07-29-2003, 12:30 PM
Oh... I thought it was for you Zero. :unsure:
Guillaume
07-29-2003, 12:54 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@29 July 2003 - 13:11
Hey Guys, I gotta go shave my nads :ph34r: I promissed someone I would ;)

Now.......Where&#39;s that shave gel? :blink:

I got it........Right see you in a bit.........and please...........Don&#39;t make me jump, I need a very steady hand :lol: :lol:

Methinks this will get shut :( :lol:

Jonno B)
You should use wax&#33; Much less dangerous if you got shaky hands...


Which you should have after all this sex-talk&#33; ;)
Skweeky
07-29-2003, 12:55 PM
ooooooooohhh&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

/me does the happy dance&#33;


I&#39;m going to get a pretty naked pic :D
NikkiD
07-29-2003, 01:46 PM
It&#39;s a good thing Jonno... yesterday I was considering getting out the hot wax ;)
Skweeky
07-29-2003, 01:57 PM
I think it&#39;s taking an awful long time to shave...

i&#39;m getting worried, maybe someone can call to check if he&#39;s ok? :huh:
Guillaume
07-29-2003, 02:02 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@29 July 2003 - 14:57
I think it&#39;s taking an awful long time to shave...

i&#39;m getting worried, maybe someone can call to check if he&#39;s ok? :huh:
He&#39;s just very very very very very very very careful&#33;


Risking his life fer ya ladies... Well, not his life, but... :lol:
JONNO_CELEBS
07-29-2003, 02:19 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@29 July 2003 - 13:57
I think it&#39;s taking an awful long time to shave...

i&#39;m getting worried, maybe someone can call to check if he&#39;s ok? :huh:
Oh man&#33; Why does nothing ever go right :rolleyes: I&#39;ve had to go out and only just got back so I&#39;ve only done 1 :lol:

Just having a couple of Whiskey&#39;s and I&#39;ll go do the rest...........there&#39;s quite a lot to cover ya know :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I wish :lol: :lol:

Can&#39;t beleive Skweeky & Nikki saw this :"> Bang goes my charm & sophistication :rolleyes:

That IS how you guys see me .........right?? :unsure:

Jonno B)
Guillaume
07-29-2003, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@29 July 2003 - 15:19
Just having a couple of Whiskey&#39;s and I&#39;ll go do the rest...........there&#39;s quite a lot to cover ya know :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I wish :lol: :lol:

Alcohol and razorblades? :unsure:
Skweeky
07-29-2003, 02:22 PM
hmmmm, I don&#39;t know.

anyway, give me some of that whiskey too
JONNO_CELEBS
07-29-2003, 02:25 PM
Originally posted by Gurahl@29 July 2003 - 14:21

Alcohol and razorblades? :unsure:
It&#39;s the only way dude ;) Then if the worst does happen, you don&#39;t notice so much :lol: :lol:

@Skweeky:-------

http://www.history-of-whisky.com/assets/images/imgHOWwhiskey_around_the_world.jpg

Enjoy :D

Jonno B)
Spindulik
07-29-2003, 02:25 PM
Forget the hot wax, a quick singe (a mild scorching) with a butane lighter will do the job in half of the time.
Guillaume
07-29-2003, 02:25 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+29 July 2003 - 15:25--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 29 July 2003 - 15:25)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Gurahl@29 July 2003 - 14:21

Alcohol and razorblades? :unsure:
It&#39;s the only way dude ;) Then if the worst does happen, you don&#39;t notice so much :lol: :lol:

[/b][/quote]
Hot wax?
JONNO_CELEBS
07-29-2003, 02:33 PM
Originally posted by Gurahl+29 July 2003 - 14:25--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Gurahl @ 29 July 2003 - 14:25)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@29 July 2003 - 15:25
<!--QuoteBegin-Gurahl@29 July 2003 - 14:21

Alcohol and razorblades? :unsure:
It&#39;s the only way dude ;) Then if the worst does happen, you don&#39;t notice so much :lol: :lol:


Hot wax? [/b][/quote]
Have you any idea how much that hurts?? :blink: :ph34r:

I&#39;m not as tough as these ladies that use it :ph34r:

Me fragile :unsure:

Jonno B)
Guillaume
07-29-2003, 02:36 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@29 July 2003 - 15:33

Hot wax? [/QUOTE]
Have you any idea how much that hurts?? :blink: :ph34r:
[/quote]
Actually I do know... Just know that I won&#39;t ever tell my ladyfriends they&#39;re wimps when they complain about hot wax anymore&#33; ;)
Skweeky
07-29-2003, 02:39 PM
hey, I prefer hot wax anytime to infected follicles&#33;
NikkiD
07-29-2003, 02:44 PM
I still want to look into that laser hair removal... it&#39;s expensive, but worth it. Can you imagine a permanent Hollywood???
JONNO_CELEBS
07-29-2003, 02:48 PM
Originally posted by NikkiD@29 July 2003 - 14:44
I still want to look into that laser hair removal... it&#39;s expensive, but worth it. Can you imagine a permanent Hollywood???
Me Imagining,Me Imagining :D

I tried electrolosis, but it just takes so damn long :(

@Skweeky:- I don&#39;t get infected anything :blink: I only use a wet shave in certain places ;) That way avoiding any iritation :)

I think I should really shut up about this now, you lot have way too much info :blink:

Jonno B)
Spindulik
07-29-2003, 02:58 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@29 July 2003 - 10:48

I tried electrolosis, but it just takes so damn long :(


You don&#39;t want to acidently fry the hair that bleeds.
NikkiD
07-29-2003, 03:02 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@29 July 2003 - 10:48
@Skweeky:- I don&#39;t get infected anything :blink: I only use a wet shave in certain places ;) That way avoiding any iritation :)

With that in mind... I tried this great new razor called "Intuition" that has the lubricant right on it for wet shaving... works great for those times when I&#39;m in a hurry and don&#39;t have the time it takes to wax. Leaves things nice and smooth, no irritation :D

Damn I sound like a commercial... :ermm:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
JONNO_CELEBS
07-29-2003, 03:02 PM
Originally posted by Spindulik+29 July 2003 - 14:58--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Spindulik &#064; 29 July 2003 - 14:58)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@29 July 2003 - 10:48

I tried electrolosis, but it just takes so damn long :(


You don&#39;t want to acidently fry the hair that bleeds. [/b][/quote]
Dude&#33; What are you implying......those machines use tweesers........I know it&#39;s small.....but it ain&#39;t that damn small :rolleyes: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

Edit@NikkiD :- I use Wilkingson sword Protector, Nearly impossible to cut ya self, never have yet :D Although I think I may have just talked it up :blink: