SnnY’s film reviews for the past week

[Mr. Mulder]

(stoopid forum internets ate my last fred, had to type this shit up again, bunch of racist homophobes http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/4082/racistssp6.jpg)


Lost in Beijing

http://www.melbournefilmfestival.com.au/film_media/7779/thumbs/girlandguynakedback.jpg

No ninjas or nothing, it was a proper drama but it was really good – this woman secks her boss and her husband and the boss’s wife find out then she ends up pregnant and the boss wants to buy her baby and then a bunch of other stuffs happen, it was really well acted (Fan Bing Bing would totally get it)

Having a hardon for Fan Bing Bing I then watched Flashpoint (wot she’s also in)

http://www.24framespersecond.net/image/flashpoint1.jpg

this was orsum, like 99% of modern asian action films it was a take on internal affairs, undercover cop etc – Donnie yen takes some n00bs to school!1 the action scenes were short but good, specially the end fight

Then I watched Exiled

http://www.tescodvdrental.com/tesco/images/products/5/89015-large.jpg

the film took ages to get going but once it did it was orsum, it’s a bit like a spaghetti western but with Chinese people, the gun fights are good, the music too.

And last night I watched Protégé, which was orsum.

http://www.lovehkfilm.com/reviews_2/ab5734/protege.jpg

no ninjas in this either but it was a really good drama/thriller, again with it being a modern Chinese film with cops in it, it borrowed a lot from internal affairs, an undercover cop story but it was a lot different as this is a drugs film and really quite sad

also at some point last week i watched sha po lang, which ive seen a billion times but its orsum, little bit of an undercover cop/internal affairs story to it but mostly its all shit kickings, mostly.

http://twitchfilm.net/pics/Sha_Po_Lang_TIFF.jpg

http://www.ekstase.de/cms/uploads/tx_filmdbr0/spl_plakat.jpg

donnie yen and sammo hung :smilie4:

[SAM]

thank you for this
i love asian movies :)

[Mr JP Fugley]

Fucking pointless reviews.

Not one mention of microwaves.

[Mr. Mulder]

if there were microwaves, bob hoskins, green towels or frying pans to be mentioned, they would have been :noes:

[Mr. Mulder]

Just got back from seeing a v p r, which was all kinds of pwnage :smilie4:

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/4449/avprdr9.jpg

it was the uber nutz. those predators don't fuck about!1 its got guns, shootings, exploashuns, helicopters, michelle from 24 running around in a tight wet vest - it was probably the best film ever. :smilie4:

edit: saw the trailer for the new rambo too, its looking special :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4:

[angryghost]

Looking forward to seeing that. So much hype about it and it seems to be living up to it

[S!X]

Fucking pointless reviews.



Agreed :frusty:

[Mr. Mulder]

not as pointless as your face(s) :snooty:

[Something Else]

So if I grab one...which one to go for. :huh:

[Agrajag]

if there were microwaves, bob hoskins, green towels or frying pans to be mentioned, they would have been :noes:

Oh right, should have thought that thro'.

My bad.

[SAM]

where to find these movies to download ?

[Something Else]

For emule Asian Cinema Forum.
For torrent FST OmniLounge, Avistaz or AsianDVDClub.

[Barbarossa]

I watched Die Hard 3 last night. It rawked quite a lot more than I remember it rawking when I watched it first time around, so I am as happy as a kid in a massage parlour. :happy:

[Something Else]

Yeh die hard 3 was orsum..All those liquid bombs and tube train shenanigans. :dry:

[Mr. Mulder]

just watched...

http://www.filmpeek.net/images/blonde-and-blonder1.jpg

i thought it was gonna be orsum, blondes with big fake bewbs doing stupid sexy stuffs, how wrong was i :no: