Photoshop FTW!

[mrnobody]

post interesting (mostly humorous) photoshopped pics...

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m310/gorkhy/Fun/BSnake.jpg

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m310/gorkhy/Fun/Bana.jpg

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m310/gorkhy/Fun/Banana.jpg

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m310/gorkhy/Fun/Bird.jpg

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m310/gorkhy/Fun/Bird2.jpg

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m310/gorkhy/Fun/Frog.jpg

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m310/gorkhy/Fun/Tortoise.jpg

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m310/gorkhy/Fun/Horce.jpg

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m310/gorkhy/Fun/Peinguin.jpg

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m310/gorkhy/Fun/SeaAnimal.jpg

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m310/gorkhy/Fun/ShowLetter.jpg

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m310/gorkhy/Fun/Snake.jpg

[SAM]

that's very nice pics
thx for sharing :)

[Something Else]

Cool pics. Did you photoshop those yourself.

Here you go:
http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/5950/kangaroojoeyoh2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[limpdickkid]

seen the pics in the first post somewhere before. although cant remember if I've seen the one above. interesting either way.

[Something Else]

I just made that one in a sec like. :lol:

[Barbarossa]

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/4347/potbelliedpigeonpz5.jpg

It's a pot-bellied pigeon :dabs:

Don't cut your wrists on the seams :emo:

[SAM]

good work
nice one benchez :)

[DyNast]

FTW!

Paint FTW!

[mrnobody]

nice one benchez (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/../members/benchez-158265) Barbarossa (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/../members/barbarossa-5) :lol:

no i didn't make those

[sn0p]

nicely done :)

[bondok]

lol
this a wild fruit

[FatBob]

awesome paint job benchez :lol:

barb, thats scary :O

[bondok]

wilt frute

[100%]

http://b.imagehost.org/0005/shoot-em-up-paul-giamatti-poster_1.jpg

[DyNast]

lol, what a deadly squirr3l!

[mrnobody]

http://b.imagehost.org/0005/shoot-em-up-paul-giamatti-poster_1.jpg

me lkie ntus not cuaillfwoer, tahnk you!:rolleyes:


cool work though :lol:

[Barbarossa]

http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/7808/harrisoncallistave7.jpg

[mrnobody]

^ rofl!

[Something Else]

:O

Oh noes barb that's evil.

bloemkool. Dutch for cauliflower.

[SAM]

@ 100%
that's really cool :)

[lovewalrus]

collyroo...?

[Something Else]

bloemkoolroo.

[Alien5]

the Tomatoe-Horse must have taken them donkeys years. :o

[Something Else]

Here's some I stole.
http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/4479/6a9f70b34ab4bba4f1d32f0is1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/7013/ffef9314a843500242db0eabp4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/8157/22d4b2a036c058738e20d2alg1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/2294/ebadde96406b2ce3a4d2052ym2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Old Geezer]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/biker/CHIMPDOG.jpg

Bunch of them here.


http://www.dnaco.net/~vogelke/pictures/when-cloning-goes-wrong/

[Something Else]

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/1207/lolchairsshatner1bm4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
~b3ta~

[mrnobody]

i like the eagle one :)

[100%]

Invisible Godzilla ripping Invisible Chuck Norris head off.
(with invisible hawt topless babe bending over in the background)

http://www.ccc.de/camp/1999/field_4_big.jpeg

[Something Else]

:glag: genius. :cheers:

[Giveaway]

hahah guys ure so funny.
keep on posting imgs

[Barbarossa]

Big pigeon

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/2397/bigpigeonyh3.jpg

[Something Else]

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/5379/beta408ji6.gif (http://imageshack.us)
~b3ta~

[mrnobody]

lolz

[Something Else]

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/2539/30f6f38811b0d1960c1ac6fvh6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[ZaZu]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/2644/edwardshairjm1.jpg

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/1111/kerrydresssi7.jpg

http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/377/yahoooqj1.gif

[Aaxel21]

AHHHHH! thoes last two scared me. My eyes went strait to the chest then I looked up at the face.

[Zaxx]

http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj37/MaxHedroom/Fuckitol.jpg

or if your hardcore...

http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj37/MaxHedroom/14482.jpg

[solarbladeII]

Very Creative work.. Humorous Too!!

[Barbarossa]

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/2050/pegasusvd3.jpg

http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/3650/griffinni8.jpg

[Proper Bo]

smudge tool, ftw:smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1724/badgercowed4.jpg
first animal head/skin swap attempt evar. true story.

[Something Else]

:lol: Noice 1 bo.

Someone asked me to make them an avatar with Jenna Jameson in it :dabs:

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/666/aeysedx9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[nioin3k]

http://nioin3k.googlepages.com/1204146146347.jpg

[Barbarossa]

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/2921/hothorsepn3.jpg

[Mr JP Fugley]

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1724/badgercowed4.jpg
first animal head/skin swap attempt evar. true story.

That's really good, did manker do it for you.

[Proper Bo]

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1724/badgercowed4.jpg
first animal head/skin swap attempt evar. true story.

That's really good, did manker do it for you.

ffs, tell barbie that his were good or he'll cry:no:

and no, he didn't:fist:

[Mr JP Fugley]

You want me to lie :cry:

[Proper Bo]

You want me to lie :cry:

Yes, yes I do.

[art2rugrace]

Photoshop editing is fun!! Nicely done dude!

[Barbarossa]

That's really good, did manker do it for you.

ffs, tell barbie that his were good or he'll cry:no:

and no, he didn't:fist:

:lol: I have other forums with better people on them to do that for me :whistling

[C-mos]

wow..amazing pictures...funny :D:D :glag:

[manker]

ffs, tell barbie that his were good or he'll cry:no:

and no, he didn't:fist:

:lol: I have other forums with better people on them to do that for me :whistling
http://i26.tinypic.com/2ym9lyr.jpg

[Barbarossa]

:eyebrows:

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/3074/yogibearjs0.jpg

[manker]

:eyebrows:

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/3074/yogibearjs0.jpg
http://i31.tinypic.com/xq01vo.jpg

[Barbarossa]

Here's you :mellow:

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/4034/rupertbearxf6.jpg

[manker]

Here's you :mellow:

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/4034/rupertbearxf6.jpg
http://i30.tinypic.com/2mm8pox.jpg

[mrnobody]

LOL...just LOL!

[Barbarossa]

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/777/squeamousio2.jpg

[manker]

I like that. Very clever :smilie4:

Barbie ... could you do one so that instead of an x-ray, you can see her bewbs.
Maybe put some Borg implants around her left eye too :lookaroun






Edit: Hit the spoiler tag for something to aspire to.

http://i32.tinypic.com/2vbo57d.jpg

[Snee]

Guise, seroiusly. No one on the internets knows how to spell to 'genius'.

Having an o in it makes sense, though. Sense to the max.

[Snee]

In fact, I reckon it should be spelled 'geniousse'. That would be orsum.

It'd look better together with 'hilariousse', as well :smilie4:

[manker]

Guise, seroiusly. No one on the internets knows how to spell to 'genius'.
I thought people on this internets could now. Since the incorrect spelling became a meme.

You've been cheating on the bored again and mixing us up with a different internets that you've been cybering with - and I won't have it :cry:

[Barbarossa]

Clicky for big.

http://img194.imagevenue.com/loc471/th_40881_SqueamousBoobs_123_471lo.jpg (http://img194.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=40881_SqueamousBoobs_123_471lo.jpg)

[Snee]

Guise, seroiusly. No one on the internets knows how to spell to 'genius'.
I thought people on this internets could now. Since the incorrect spelling became a meme.

You've been cheating on the bored again and mixing us up with a different internets that you've been cybering with - and I won't have it :cry:

I didn't know it was a meme, tbh :eyebrows:

I thought we just spelled it that way 'cos we were orsum :smilie4:

It's so I spell it that way without thinking about it, now.

I done got pwned on another internets a while back while I was harshing on someone when someone pointed out I spelled it wrong.

Only retort I could think of was "I meant to do that" :dabs:

True story.

[manker]

Clicky for big.

http://img194.imagevenue.com/loc471/th_40881_SqueamousBoobs_123_471lo.jpg (http://img194.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=40881_SqueamousBoobs_123_471lo.jpg)
Fantastic :D

I'll be in my bunk.

[Snee]

Clicky for big.

http://img194.imagevenue.com/loc471/th_40881_SqueamousBoobs_123_471lo.jpg (http://img194.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=40881_SqueamousBoobs_123_471lo.jpg)

You got those bewbs off some 40+ MILF-site, didn't you :eyebrows:

[Barbarossa]

No, your mum sent them to me :pinch:

[manker]

/back

[Snee]

No, your mum sent them to me :pinch:
My mum's dead, you jackass!!½!




Seriously, though, while not having done any actual measurements, I'm fairly certain the volume is a bit off :dabs:

[manker]

I think it's a meme, I use 'genious' sarcastically when someone is the complete opposite of a genius.
I thought everyone did :idunno:


In other news:
Snee's mom has got loud tits.

[Snee]

barbie's a genious. Lolz.

[Barbarossa]

No, your mum sent them to me :pinch:
My mum's dead, you jackass!!½!




Seriously, though, while not having done any actual measurements, I'm fairly certain the volume is a bit off :dabs:

The original is on this site http://www.hugeboobsgalery.com/ (second image down, link is NSFW if that's not obvious)

[manker]

My mum's dead, you jackass!!½!




Seriously, though, while not having done any actual measurements, I'm fairly certain the volume is a bit off :dabs:

The original is on this site http://www.hugeboobsgalery.com/ (second image down, link is NSFW if that's not obvious)
Thanks for the warning.

Altho' the lounge, where you're linking from, is NSFW. As is this very thread after the pic you posted.
Genious :lol:

[Snee]

I found those bewbs in two seconds flat, true story.

I'd probably found them faster but the witch-face scared me a bit.


Every week new huge juggs penetrated on big bed or outside the house.

:blink:

[Barbarossa]

Altho' the lounge, where you're linking from, is NSFW. As is this very thread after the pic you posted.
Genious :lol:

:schnauz:


I found those bewbs in two seconds flat, true story.

two seconds bumpy, more like :ermm:

[Barbarossa]

I just spawned a manticore :fear:

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/3145/manticorekn7.jpg

[Something Else]

Whoa. Who's face is that. :fear2:

[Biggles]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10_02/widdiDM0810_468x631.jpg

:shifty:

[Squeamous]

OMG! Barbie you cheeky bastard! I notice that none of you gentlemen defended my honour :shifty:.

[chalice]

OMG! Barbie you cheeky bastard! I notice that none of you gentlemen defended my honour :shifty:.

The fact that them cunts was talking about you means you're honoured to the max.

Consider your shelf complimented.

I've seen worser Photoshop jawbs for peeps they don't like.

You don't want to know.

[Biggles]

OMG! Barbie you cheeky bastard! I notice that none of you gentlemen defended my honour :shifty:.

The fact that them cunts was talking about you means you're honoured to the max.

Consider your shelf complimented.

I've seen worser Photoshop jawbs for peeps they don't like.

You don't want to know.

He is largely correct although I am not sure about your shelves.

[Squeamous]

Now I suppose all I need to do is find a way to eat, drink, sell and have sex with, validation :01:.

[Squeamous]

He is largely correct although I am not sure about your shelves.

You could support a library on those shelves. Mine would be more suited to Jordan's book collection.

[Biggles]

He is largely correct although I am not sure about your shelves.

You could support a library on those shelves. Mine would be more suited to Jordan's book collection.


You do yourself a dis-service. A gnat's tadger could support more than Jordan's book collection.

[Squeamous]

Now why would having small ones be a disservice, hmmmm?

(think carefully, anything you say now will be remembered and used to beat you with at a later date)

[chalice]

I used to go out with a girl who had fried eggs for bewbage.

I didn't care in the slightest.

She was pure sexy as fuck.

Off to shoot myself.

[Squeamous]

Yep, the first ones always fuck you up the worst :console:.

[chalice]

Yep, the first ones always fuck you up the worst :console:.

How right you are, girl.

Can't post anymore.

Bleeding...

[Biggles]

Now why would having small ones be a disservice, hmmmm?

(think carefully, anything you say now will be remembered and used to beat you with at a later date)

I have played this game before and know that any piece I move on the board now will result in 5000 volts to the testicles

tricky things words :sadwalk:

[Barbarossa]

OMG! Barbie you cheeky bastard! I notice that none of you gentlemen defended my honour :shifty:.

It's all manker's fault:- he started it, and then egged me on, like :pinch:

I thought the skellington one was well arty :smilie4:

[Squeamous]

I have played this game before and know that any piece I move on the board now will result in 5000 volts to the testicles

tricky things words :sadwalk:

Hee hee! I'm now imagining the police being equipped with standard-issue stern females as a humane alternative to the taser :happy:.

I just saw the skeleton one Barbie. Very clever but kind of creepy when you see yourself like that :unsure:. My favourite is the horse/tomato thing, followed closely by the snake banana. How long does something like that take to do?

[Biggles]

I have played this game before and know that any piece I move on the board now will result in 5000 volts to the testicles

tricky things words :sadwalk:

Hee hee! I'm now imagining the police being equipped with standard-issue stern females as a humane alternative to the taser :happy:.

I just saw the skeleton one Barbie. Very clever but kind of creepy when you see yourself like that :unsure:. My favourite is the horse/tomato thing, followed closely by the snake banana. How long does something like that take to do?

Some new use of the word humane there I see :O


Barbie is the kipper's knickers at photoshoppe btw.

[Squeamous]

Btw, what does Ftw mean? :unsure:

[antonii]

hhaxhxhhx ;-]
I will know that this things are possible ;]Thanks guys

[Biggles]

Btw, what does Ftw mean? :unsure:

For the Win

[Something Else]

Btw, what does Ftw mean? :unsure:

For The Windows. :shifty:

[Something Else]

FFS Biggles. :pinch:

[Biggles]

Btw, what does Ftw mean? :unsure:

For The Windows. :shifty:

Bad Benchez :nono:

[Biggles]

FFS Biggles. :pinch:

:lol:

[Squeamous]

Thanks Biggles. I shall remember that benchez :snooty:.

And :earl:? :unsure:

[Something Else]

A homage to the earl of Cumberland who invented sausages.

[Biggles]

Thanks Biggles. I shall remember that benchez :snooty:.

And :earl:? :unsure:

in real life - I think it sort of fell out of "my name's earl" - sometimes hard to tell where these originate.

Lord knows what Benchez has said this is :lol:

[Squeamous]

Of course, this doesn't mean I'm going to actually use any of them, it just means I'll be thinking everyone's obsessed with windows and sausages :P.

[Biggles]

A homage to the earl of Cumberland who invented sausages.

:glag:

I should stop spoiling these

[chalice]

Don't even ask what a geptard is.

Many have and many have gone away with bleeding eyeballs.

[Squeamous]

I think I got the gist of that one pretty much straight away :yup:. Some still elude me, and so I will probably never truly fit in. Boo hoo.

[Biggles]

Don't even ask what a geptard is.

Many have and many have gone away with bleeding eyeballs.

only after the power of visual aids like

it is safer in braille.

[Squeamous]

Is visual aids like the bad aids?

[Biggles]

Is visual aids like the bad aids?

it can be if it involves gep

[Snee]

http://www.yardwear.net/blog/content/binary/fat-elvis.jpg

GEP's not dead.

[Squeamous]

I've just thought of something. I wonder if anyone's ever given themselves a ball-wank. You know, like a tit wank but with their own balls. I'm guessing they'd have to have a really small cock like Fat Elvis there, or a really big set of dooberries.

[Snee]

Unless someone has a seriously elastic sack, that sounds anatomically impossible :unsure: Or at the very least, not worth it.

[Squeamous]

Well when you get older it starts to sag you know. If only Biggles were here to confirm it.....

[Something Else]

The pain would out-do the pleasure. :mellow:

[Squeamous]

Really? They're that sensitive?

Balls are weird. My OH got bitten on the sack a while ago by one of our rats. He sort of launched himself (the rat not my OH) teeth-first and then ran away. It was quite the hit and run. I was dabbing TCP on him and the whole area was kind of pulsating and writhing. It was like looking at an alien brain, or like something was crawling around in there :unsure:.

[Snee]

They are that sensitive :dabs:

A good kick, or punch, to the groin can make you want to puke. Just having them squeezed can be achy.

[Snee]

I had a girl kick me in the nuts, once. Not just a knee or owt like. But a proper straight-leg footballer (which she played) type of kick.

Took fucking ages just to get out of the fetal position I curled up in on the ground after, like.



She did it for shits and giggles, like.

[WarrenBuffet]

I had a girl kick me in the nuts, once. Not just a knee or owt like. But a proper straight-leg footballer (which she played) type of kick.

Took fucking ages just to get out of the fetal position I curled up in on the ground after, like.



She did it for shits and giggles, like.
did you pimp slap her too death afterwards?

[Squeamous]

They are a bit temperamental aren't they? I never know what mood they're in so I try to stay away from them to be on the safe side :unsure:. Mind you, breasts can be like that depending on the time of month. Although that doesn't seem to stop blokes :ermm:.

[Squeamous]

I had a girl kick me in the nuts, once. Not just a knee or owt like. But a proper straight-leg footballer (which she played) type of kick.

Took fucking ages just to get out of the fetal position I curled up in on the ground after, like.



She did it for shits and giggles, like.

OMG! That's awful. Did you head-butt her in the tits when you'd finally got up?

[Snee]

They are a bit temperamental aren't they? I never know what mood they're in so I try to stay away from them to be on the safe side :unsure:. Mind you, breasts can be like that depending on the time of month. Although that doesn't seem to stop blokes :ermm:.

They vary in size a bit, 'cos of temperature and such :unsure:

Maybe they get a bit more sensitive when it's warmer, possibly.

Dunno if they ever get especially sensitive or owt, otherwise. Not counting when you have gonhorrea or something.

[Squeamous]

I'm still reeling over the ball-kicking post :unsure:.

I've been told they need to be left alone when they're empty, but they're not so bad when they're full. That's probably specific to the one bloke though I'm guessing.

[Snee]

OMG! That's awful. Did you head-butt her in the tits when you'd finally got up?
Can't actually remember what happened then, I just remember the kick, the pain and her laughing. It was a long time ago, now.



I've been told they need to be left alone when they're empty, but they're not so bad when they're full. That's probably specific to the one bloke though I'm guessing.

He might have a point, sort of.

I'm not really one to take note of how my nuts feel right after secks (too busy thinking about other things or falling asleep, like), but I'm fairly certain they can get a bit sensitive after a lot of it. Part of that is probably 'cos of the commotion and bits touching in that general area, though.

[Squeamous]

Well I suppose that answer is as definitive as it's going to get, given that everyone's different :D. At least I know ball-wanking is out of the question now. I have lots more questions, but they really require a homosexual man or woman to answer them and I'm not sure if there are any here willing to oblige :unsure:.

[Something Else]

If there isn't there should be at least some lesbionage about the place.

[Biggles]

Well when you get older it starts to sag you know. If only Biggles were here to confirm it.....

:dry:

That is well beyond the pale - I am not that old FFS!

Sorry Barbie needs musthttp://exilesexiles.co.uk/forums/style_emoticons/default/smackbum.gif

[Biggles]

If there isn't there should be at least some lesbionage about the place.

Manker is lesboid he should be able to supply details

[Squeamous]

Well when you get older it starts to sag you know. If only Biggles were here to confirm it.....

:dry:

That is well beyond the pale - I am not that old FFS!

Sorry Barbie needs musthttp://exilesexiles.co.uk/forums/style_emoticons/default/smackbum.gif

Alright alright! I'm sure they're very youthful and plump :cry:.

[Mr JP Fugley]

He has mentioned owning a couple of lesbians, so he's probly up on the subject.

[Biggles]

:dry:

That is well beyond the pale - I am not that old FFS!

Sorry Barbie needs musthttp://exilesexiles.co.uk/forums/style_emoticons/default/smackbum.gif

Alright alright! I'm sure they're very youthful and plump :cry:.

:unsure: I think that might be over-egging it.....


and grey in the pubes is distinguished :snooty:

[Squeamous]

I think we established that fancying lesbians does not a lesbian make :rolleyes:.

[Squeamous]

Alright alright! I'm sure they're very youthful and plump :cry:.

:unsure: I think that might be over-egging it.....


and grey in the pubes is distinguished :snooty:

Is that some sort of perverted sex act? :ermm:

It's not the grey you have to worry about, it's when they start falling out it gets really dperessing.