Help With Problem

[CrackheadDan]

well today i bought some new lubricant, so i decided to try it out, loaded up my favorite porno, and began whacking off. well now a rash has developed near the head, and it itches like you know what. i remember watchin something in american pie 2 when he glued his hand to his pecker, so i poured some paint thinner all over mine, and now its turning purple, anyone got any suggestions? im getting a new porno tomorrow and would like this taken care of by then.

[sampson]

I feel violated :x

[MessikaN]

um.....sorry bro i cant help you with that :P

[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN]

Can I borrow some of that Lube.....I ran out useing it on my new NOOB.

[Ron]

Turni,ng purple is good.
Really.
It means the crust is coming off.
Use more thinner.

[AznRocky]

Originally posted by CrackheadDan@30 July 2003 - 06:44
well today i bought some new lubricant, so i decided to try it out, loaded up my favorite porno, and began whacking off. well now a rash has developed near the head, and it itches like you know what. i remember watchin something in american pie 2 when he glued his hand to his pecker, so i poured some paint thinner all over mine, and now its turning purple, anyone got any suggestions? im getting a new porno tomorrow and would like this taken care of by then.
Dude ur sick okay ur suck!

[mogadishu]

hmm.. try pouring canned tomatoes on it.. that might help.

[Celerystalksme]

Or maybe get a circumsision...or however you spell it...

[Adster]

cut it off and get a chick to suck it and fix it up

[Ron]

In Belgium,we have these little square..ummm.. "blocks.
Some of them smell funny, others smell good, depending on the brand.
You put them under water, and they start producing foam.
Try using one of those on it.
What's that?
What's it called?
Oh sorry, I forgot: it's soap!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[CrackheadDan]

soap? wtf man, i dont need urban legends, this is serious

[Celerystalksme]

have sex with a chick on *nah not even im gonna go there*

[mogadishu]

I used soap once.. it made my skin fall off. Some urban legends are true.

[The Knife Thrower]

Relax. Just cut it off and buy a new one.

[lynx]

Originally posted by mogadishu@30 July 2003 - 07:53
hmm.. try pouring canned tomatoes on it.. that might help.
Stay away from ketchup tho, that will just rot it away.

[-Archwolf-]

Originally posted by The Knife Thrower@30 July 2003 - 09:06
Relax. Just cut it off and buy a new one.
:lol:

[bigboab]

Try 'PARFUM' free or PURE soap.

'PARFUM' is a name concocted by the big firms to overcome the naming of ingredients that are likely to cause irritation to the skin. They bunched all these possible irritants together and named them PARFUM thereby getting over the legalities.

I had this problem with my hands breaking out and bleeding like stigmatism(Maybe it was! :rolleyes: ). It took me five years to find out that it was the ingredients of shaving jel that was causing it.

It wont cure it overnight however. :angry:

Most supermarkets sell pure soap of one kind or another.

[J'Pol]

PM fugley.

He is usually good at this sort of thing.

Discretion is guaranteed.