how to get out of jury duty

[snowultra]

tell them you want to legalize pot. it worked this one guy.

[Snee]

You should make sure you get put in prison. Then everybody wins.

[Snee]

make sure it has no internets, though.

[Something Else]

:glag: sneed.

[snowultra]

wtf

[mbucari1]

wear a shirt with a swastika on it.

[clocker]

Why would you want to get out of jury duty?

[Skiz]

Why would you want to get out of jury duty?

Other than the fact of getting stuck in small rooms with large groups of people (and there are always a few stinky ones) for something like $6/day?

Yes, why would you want to get out of it?


Never over credit a jury. Juries are made up of 12 men and women who were too dumb to figure out how to get out of jury duty.

[colbert]

Why would you want to get out of jury duty?

It would suck except for the free chili for lunch :blink:

[MediaSlayer]

maybe that explains the skinky people skizo is smellin'

just thought of a tongue twister-

How much jury duty would a jury duty dude do if a dude wanting jury duty was doing jury juty for judge judy?

[Broken]

You're not getting out of jury duty, might as well get that out of your head right now.
However, when called, it's very easy to get out of sitting on a particular jury.

You'll be asked a few questions, one of which will probably be along the lines of " Do you think you can sit on this jury without prejudiced toward one side or the other", or might want to out right volunteer this information, if you say you can not the result will be you not being picked for that trial.

Then again, I severed jury duty not to long ago and wasn't even picked out of the jury pool to be interviewed for a trail jury. I just showed up and sat in a court room for about an hour three or four times.

[clocker]

Other than the fact of getting stuck in small rooms with large groups of people (and there are always a few stinky ones) for something like $6/day?

Yes, why would you want to get out of it?


Never over credit a jury. Juries are made up of 12 men and women who were too dumb to figure out how to get out of jury duty.
What if you were the defendent?
How would you like your future to be in the hands of the stupid?

If you've ever skipped or intentionally voided out of jury duty, you've also lost the right to bitch about the justice system being broken since you just did your little part to cripple it.
If I'd been on OJ's jury he wouldn't be staging little robberies in casinos today...

[Colt Seevers]

Not proven!

[Yoga]

soon we'll just outsource jury duty to people in India, just use teleconferencing

[Something Else]

Duties.....do your duties FFS. :eyebrows:

[Skiz]

Other than the fact of getting stuck in small rooms with large groups of people (and there are always a few stinky ones) for something like $6/day?

Yes, why would you want to get out of it?


What if you were the defendent?
How would you like your future to be in the hands of the stupid?

If you've ever skipped or intentionally voided out of jury duty, you've also lost the right to bitch about the justice system being broken since you just did your little part to cripple it.
If I'd been on OJ's jury he wouldn't be staging little robberies in casinos today...

Not to "jinx" myself, but I'm approaching 31 years of age and have yet to be summoned. :unsure:

[Broken]

You could always go down to the county court house and volunteer!

[Snee]

Other than the fact of getting stuck in small rooms with large groups of people (and there are always a few stinky ones) for something like $6/day?

Yes, why would you want to get out of it?


What if you were the defendent?
How would you like your future to be in the hands of the stupid?
I heard everyone in the US was entitled to a jury of their peers :mellow:

[Squeamous]

soon we'll just outsource jury duty to people in India, just use teleconferencing

:glag:

[Broken]

When interviewed make sure you mention, "I can tell if people are guilty just by looking at them". ;)

[Artemis]

A little religious mania wouldn't go astray either, telling them that the hand of god guided you here to smite this sinner............. your choice of religious paraphenalia too, but the odder the better :naughty:

[enoughfakefiles]

When interviewed make sure you mention, "I can tell if people are guilty just by looking at them". ;)

You get interviewed for jury duty :unsure:

[weenden]

look the judge right in the eye and say whoever it is thier guilty and say if they were innocent they wouldn't be here

[chalice]

look the judge right in the eye and say whoever it is thier guilty and say if they were innocent they wouldn't be here

Wee Eden, you are the mentalest mental victim that ever got mentalised by a mentalist.

A true pleasure to read.

[Barbarossa]

The best way of getting out of Jury duty is to shoot the judge

[bornwithnoname]

The best way of getting out of Jury duty is to shoot the judge

It's also a good way to face your own:yup: