The Six Nations

[Agrajag]

Post about manker being a cunt here. He'll be away to the pub before t'Wales game so he won't see it.

Mon the Ireland.

Oh and also, manker's a total cunt.

[thebazzla]

amen to that :)

[Something Else]

You got ur star ag...noice one.

and

Manker is a cunning array Welsh of stunts.

[thebazzla]

come on the ospreys oh sorry the welsh

[Mr JP Fugley]

Quality 2,500th post.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Wish I'd meant it now.

[FatBob]

post count ftw :shifty:

[FatBob]

awesome :happy:

[chalice]

Quality 2,500th post.

Agreed.

My 3000th was some banal shite about Bristol. :(

[chalice]

Ireland 16 Italy 11.

This is my favourite weekend ever. Fact.

[Fromagepas]

Well done the Welsh what a fecking turnaround.

[Skweeky]

Manker, you uptight cunt
Stop running to the pub like an in heat runt
Come to the lounge and join the fun
Before JP sticks a breadstick up your bun

[thebazzla]

yippee what a win
the boys did good. i thought the team was dead and buried at half time

[Fromagepas]

yippee what a win
the boys did good. i thought the team was dead and buried at half time

Likewise and the BBC were saying there would be a points avalanche in the second half.

They were right.

A great Nation shall fall, as the Oracle said.

[thebazzla]

i am so happy i cant wait to go into work on Monday and let my pals eat humble pie :happy:

[Biggles]

They will be fishing Manker out of the sewers tonight.

Remarkable result.

[bunny67]

w00t we won !

[SAM]

manker is the best ,you are the cunts

[Biggles]

manker is the best ,you are the cunts

This thread is a veritable hole of cunts as it were?

[Sextent]

A cunthole you say.

Probly.

[Biggles]

Wasn't entirely sure of the collective noun for cunts. "A Conservative Party" seemed too clumsy.

[thebazzla]

i thought it was worth a bump i am still a happy bunny:)

[Biggles]

i thought it was worth a bump i am still a happy bunny:)

Indeed as is Bunny67 - who must be a very happy bunny.

[thebazzla]

i couldn't have said it better biggles now for the scots match this afternoon it should be worth watching

[Biggles]

i couldn't have said it better biggles now for the scots match this afternoon it should be worth watching

It will be a tough game - the French have something to prove and will be desperate for a win.

[thebazzla]

well i think Scotland will be the dark horse in this championship and France have a new look side either way it should be entertaining

[Something Else]

Wasn't entirely sure of the collective noun for cunts. "A Conservative Party" seemed too clumsy.

:lol:

[Biggles]

We lost!

.....mainly because in the second half we were a little bit poo....

..actually a huge bit poo. I can't remember when I last saw so many unforced basic errors :angry: utter crap

Well done French lads though - they played well.

[manker]

Barbie didn't turn up at The Swan for the game. I think his missus must have put her foot down. He was hardly missed anyhow as it was packed.

The game itself was initially anti-climactic, England dominated everything and the girls, who insist upon going to the pub for internationals, talked loudly about babies and shopping for the entire first half and irritated the fuck out of anyone with a cawk.

But then, on 60 mins, that man-god Henson made a break, ghosting around at least three would-be tacklers and England shit their pants. Hook made Wilkinson look like a novice several times over and Mike Phillips showed England up badly for not having an international class scrum-half. I don't know how we won but it was awesome. Even more so 'cos I was at Twickenham in the summer when they thrashed us 63-5.

Getting really pished ensued. Only just got up, like.


Oh, and the Scotch were rubbish today. Too many hours in the gym and not enough practicing how to play rugby, me thinks.

[Mr JP Fugley]

We got a deserved hammering, we really were shite at the basics of the game. Like throwing and catching.

The worst thing is France might not actually be very good. I fear the wurst. Wooden spoon anyone.

[manker]

We got a deserved hammering, we really were shite at the basics of the game. Like throwing and catching.

The worst thing is France might not actually be very good. I fear the wurst. Wooden spoon anyone.
The two blokés in the orange boots looked fantastic with the ball in hand, but.

I think the French scrum will be their undoing as far as the championship is concerned but their backs, as ever, look brilliant.

Btw, I think you lot will srummage us off the park next week if you get it right. The Scotch pack has looked really solid for a while and if training goes well this week and Haddin stops them going to the gym so much, it won't be much fun for our, relatively, light-weight pack.
I'm hoping our back-line will pulverise you, tho', in a high-scoring yet close game.

[Mr JP Fugley]

I think they'll spend the week on a Scotland Strip recognition course.

Mebbes they got confused against Les Blews what with them wearing Scotland strips and it'll be OK against the Puffins of Wales.

[manker]

New Welsh god.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44396000/jpg/_44396893_edwards203.jpg

He prolly doesn't like English rugby union players anyhow.

[Mr JP Fugley]

That new Englishman Vinny Collier looked the part

[manker]

That new Englishman Vinny Collier looked the part
Big lumps playing out wide against us often do. We have a history of putting dwarfed midgets on the wing, it's a pity that Nicky Waker isn't Welsh - I think he wanted to be too as, for some reason I can't fathom, the Scotch don't seem to like him.

He's the best wing playing in Wales atm.

[Barbarossa]

Barbie didn't turn up at The Swan for the game. I think his missus must have put her foot down. He was hardly missed anyhow as it was packed.

:whistling

I stopped watching after the first half, true story. :ermm:

The result was the icing on a spectacularly shit weekend, tbh :emo:

[Biggles]

On reflection I guess it was just one of those games. The first try was a howler by the ref and the second a howler by Parks (he will have nightmares about that clearance attempt) Other than those two incidents it was a cracking first half and the pack looked great when they shoved the French off the ball. Cheebus knows what they had to drink at half time because they were woeful in the second half. I think near the end when the French cleared the ball poorly and it was going to Webster's arms just outside the 22 with gaps in front of him he clearly lost the plot (and ball :( ) However, that was one of many elementary mistakes - missed line outs, dropped balls, poor decision making. :dabs:

Wooden spoon sounds quite possible unless they play 80 minutes like the first half sans daft mistakes (from refs and players). Not sure how good the French are - as we gifted so many of their points. Next games will give a clearer picture.

[thebazzla]

bump - reason no reason still on cloud 9

[Sextent]

bump - reason no reason still on cloud 9

Quite right too, a damn fine weekend for the Welshists.

[thebazzla]

bump again
big match for the welsh this afternoon

[Mr JP Fugley]

After your performance in the second half last week and ours throughout the whole game. With the match being at Cardiff Arms Park and with the Welsh having something to prove, if front of their own support. I fear the worst.

[Mr JP Fugley]

After your performance in the second half last week and ours throughout the whole game. With the match being at Cardiff Arms Park and with the Welsh having something to prove, if front of their own support. I fear the worst.

[thebazzla]

i think it will be a good game, your pack was pretty good against France in the first half but disappeared after the interval also it all depends on your half backs if they can perform

[manker]

Just off to the pub now in a minute.

Something feels not quite right about today, duno whether it's Gatland's unfeasibly h4r5h reaction to beating the inbreds at Twickenham or maybe it's being overwhelming favourites that's not sitting right.
Either way, I'm nervous.





That's right; now in a minute.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Have a good day with the drinking the drink and the watching the rugby, manker.

Hope your free food is up to scratch and that it's not an English chef who has pished in it.

[Biggles]

FFS! :( another dismal 80 minutes and another crappy decision on a try. If Jonathan Davies doesn't think it is a try who feck else would - oh yes a TV touch judge who can watch it in slow motion :dabs:

Oh well the leeks deserved to win and I think they would have anyway despite there only being 5 points in it at the time of the try. Fuck we were crap! Without Webster and the two Lamont boys we have no cutting edge. Still shite at the catching thing too although not as bad as last week. At least we were still in the game until the last 15 minutes this time.

Wooden spoon, wooden spoon, wooden spoon. :dabs:

[thebazzla]

tough break biggles yes it was never a try but the chances that scotland was ever going to break the welsh try line was very slim,
i thought it was nearly a repeat of the england game, where this time we should have racked up the points in the first half but failed and scotland was still in touch i still thing wales have a lot of improvement left but 2 wins on the trot is a good start

[Agrajag]

The word grim and inevitability seem apt.

Well done Wales, a deserved win, in spite of any iffy decisions.

[chalice]

Really thought the Irish were gonna clinch a try in the last 5 minutes.

Bollocky boo, like.

[thebazzla]

yes Ireland was unlucky they played really well in the second half
but i bet the French coach will not change his team so quickly next time they were well ahead

[Biggles]

It would be nice if Wales go on to win it now.

[thebazzla]

well we have Italy at home next and i am feeling a little more confident.
but it all depends on the day as Italy have turned us over last year and was lucky to get a draw the year before

[Agrajag]

It would be nice if Wales go on to win it now.

Seconded

[thebazzla]

thirded

[Something Else]

whateverdeded

[Mr JP Fugley]

Italy v England.

England really need a win today. I suspect Italy may be "gettin' it".

[manker]

His foot was off the ground, wasn't it. It's a pity about the dispute because it detracts from just how good a try it was. Ladies' favourite Shane never normally does that against good teams - I don't think there'll be a better try in the Six Nations this year.

The Welsh handling, btw, was superb yesterday. I can't ever remember it being so good.

Ireland away for the Triple Crown, can't wait! :01:

[Mr JP Fugley]

Definitely touched the line mate. There was an obvious divot lifted. Even wee Edwards said it was not in doubt.

The win was still deserved tho', it was unlikely we were ever going to score a try. Even if Paterson had scored another 2 pens you would also have scored and won the game.

The better team won.

[manker]

Cheers.

We, The Swan Collective, decided that the divot was loose mud that came off the bottom of his boot while it was in mid-air :unsure:

[Mr JP Fugley]

Cheers.

We, The Swan Collective, decided that the divot was loose mud that came off the bottom of his boot while it was in mid-air :unsure:

:glag::earl:

The laws of physics become less influential as the Babycham goes down one's thrapple.

[Something Else]

Is this all just some sort of Six Nations One Cup joke. :unsure:

[thebazzla]

:yup: but boy did those Italians come close

[thebazzla]

time for another bump seeing its that time again

[Biggles]

Wales for the Grand Slam?

As for the Calcutta Cup - who would have thunk it?

I'm knackered...hanging on to the sofa is hard work when you are waiting for the gifted try.

but still :01:

[Agrajag]

Wales for the Grand Slam?

As for the Calcutta Cup - who would have thunk it?



Not me , not even a wee bit.

Mon the Welshists.

[thebazzla]

well thats the triple crown in the bag just one more match to go

[manker]

What's that I hear you say - you'd like to suck off Warren Gatland and give Sean Edwards a reach-around?!
Get in line, gayer.

The Scotch > inbred public school cunts. See, I told you they'd win if it was raining.
At least I think I did, I definitely thought it http://www.msgweb.nl/emoticons/50_50.gif

[Barbarossa]

It was a good weekend for Wales. I really hope you get the grand slam :mellow:

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh303/barbarossa69/wales1.jpg

My little one is also getting into the spirit of things ;)

[manker]

Awww, orsum pic :wub:

I didn't even try to get mine to wear his Welsh top. He's all; 'But Daddy, blue is my favourite colour. I don't like red anymore.'
He's like it for the footie too and he's got a fantastic Cantona top that'll be too small in about a week or something else.

:mellow:

How long is it before you're legally allowed to bludgeon sporting sense into them.

[Barbarossa]

I dunno, but there's no way she's having a Cardiff City top, even if they do get to the final :fist:

[thebazzla]

nice pic there barb. i dont mind who wins on saturday as long as we keep France to less than 20 points we have won the championship