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Skweeky
02-04-2008, 07:05 PM
Right, I know nothing about car accidents and what you're supposed to do etc...

Anyways, when we were in town on Saturday morning we touched another car with our bumper, result was a wee scrape out of the paintwork on the either car and a scuff mark on our bumper. Changed details and insurance details but agreed we would probably settle this without the insurance as the cost would be less than the excess.
Now there's a message from a solicitor on my answer machine asking us to get in touch?
Why? :unsure:

thebazzla
02-04-2008, 07:14 PM
the person who you had an accident with has probably changed his mind and it depends who hit who first if you hit him he will claim more of you as it usually doesn't affect his no claims

100%
02-04-2008, 07:15 PM
Their life is so uneventful, hence call in the troops.

money.

thebazzla
02-04-2008, 07:17 PM
he might try and claim delayed whiplash or stress depending on what speed you was going

Alien5
02-04-2008, 07:18 PM
plead insanity

Skweeky
02-04-2008, 07:18 PM
lol, we were doing about 5 mile an hour.

Alien5
02-04-2008, 07:19 PM
exactement

thebazzla
02-04-2008, 07:21 PM
you will have to ring that solicitor and see what he is claiming for

100%
02-04-2008, 07:21 PM
skweeky, look its simple, people are jealous, they want what you have.
since your insanely famous hollywood celebrity with style, it is obvious that these lowlifes try to cash in on your hard work.

thebazzla
02-04-2008, 07:23 PM
yes i bet you was driving around in your ferrari again :)

Skweeky
02-04-2008, 07:23 PM
*sigh*

He was quite old, do you think I could bribe him with a signed bewb picture?

thebazzla
02-04-2008, 07:26 PM
*sigh*

He was quite old, do you think I could bribe him with a signed bewb picture?when you say old are you sure it wasn't the undertakers calling you ;)

Skweeky
02-04-2008, 07:33 PM
It's probably JP taking the piss

lynx
02-04-2008, 08:15 PM
*sigh*

He was quite old, do you think I could bribe him with a signed bewb picture?Send it to me, I'll see if it's likely to have the desired effect.

Skweeky
02-04-2008, 08:37 PM
ask mulder

Alien5
02-04-2008, 08:43 PM
agreed mulder has better tits

100%
02-04-2008, 09:00 PM
But when you hit, please describe the event, was there any blood, screaming, was it in any way sexual in a lawsuit type of way?

Skweeky
02-04-2008, 09:34 PM
naw, we were waiting to turn right, there was a car in the middle of the road and we inched forward to see if anything was coming when this other guy came from the left and cut in our lane to squeeze between the gap

all a bit weird, as there was virtually no damage to either of the cars

Biggles
02-04-2008, 10:22 PM
If there were no witnesses and not much damage it will almost certainly be a knock for knock and each will claim off their own insurance or pay for the work themselves to preserve their no claims if it is not protected. It may be that the old codger has just found how much it costs to get a colour coded bumper fixed and has thought sod that and has gone to the insurance company who will immediately try to pass the buck.

Did you alert your insurance company to forewarn them of a possible claim even if you intend to fix your car yourselves?

Proper Bo
02-04-2008, 10:34 PM
See what happens when ewe let wimmin drive cars?:no:

100%
02-04-2008, 10:51 PM
naw, we were waiting to turn right, there was a car in the middle of the road and we inched forward to see if anything was coming when this other guy came from the left and cut in our lane to squeeze between the gap

all a bit weird, as there was virtually no damage to either of the cars


Hollywood Edit

OMGD!

The tension at the right turn was intense,

we did not know what to do!
It was horrendous.

I will never forget it.
Suddenly,
as in like gta3 a car turned up out of know where,
can you fucking believe it,
in the middle of the road.
can you fucking believe it,
in the middle of the road.
can you fucking believe it,
in the middle of the road.
can you fucking believe it,
in the middle of the road.

I felt alone,

remembered my grandmother baking a car,
while listening to overly grammatic music volume 1.4.

It was intense,

i almost orgasmed
as he

inched

slowly inside
the
street,

the view, oh the view was glorious,
almost too intimate,

To be continued......

Next episode : Scratch My Back

Something Else
02-04-2008, 11:02 PM
So hand that to the solicitor and plead insanity.:unsure:

Proper Bo
02-04-2008, 11:04 PM
Take 100% to the solicitor and say it was him?:unsure:

Skweeky
02-05-2008, 08:30 AM
If there were no witnesses and not much damage it will almost certainly be a knock for knock and each will claim off their own insurance or pay for the work themselves to preserve their no claims if it is not protected. It may be that the old codger has just found how much it costs to get a colour coded bumper fixed and has thought sod that and has gone to the insurance company who will immediately try to pass the buck.

Did you alert your insurance company to forewarn them of a possible claim even if you intend to fix your car yourselves?

Yeah, we phoned them on Monday morning and let them know, G made it clear though that he wasn't accepting liability for it. Good thing we did phone them now!

@ BO : I wasn't driving :angry:

FatBob
02-05-2008, 08:38 AM
What Should I Do If I Have an Auto Accident?


http://www.calbar.ca.gov/state/calbar/calbar_extend.jsp?cid=10581&id=2174

:unsure:

Barbarossa
02-05-2008, 09:50 AM
Right, I know nothing about car accidents and what you're supposed to do etc...

Anyways, when we were in town on Saturday morning we touched another car with our bumper, result was a wee scrape out of the paintwork on the either car and a scuff mark on our bumper. Changed details and insurance details but agreed we would probably settle this without the insurance as the cost would be less than the excess.
Now there's a message from a solicitor on my answer machine asking us to get in touch?
Why? :unsure:

I know it's probably a bit late, but what can be quite handy is to take a couple of photos of any damage on both cars, with a camera-phone or something. :(

It sounds like the other guy is trying to pull a fast one. People are cunts :angry:

Skweeky
02-05-2008, 12:57 PM
He can go right ahead

The guy gave us a bit of paper with his address on it. Funnily enough it also has the details for an appointment to evaluate his mental state with a psychiatrist on it :huh:

Something Else
02-05-2008, 01:36 PM
:glag: pwnt. He hasn't a mentally stable leg to stand on in that case. Fool.

Alien5
02-05-2008, 01:46 PM
Its not really proof he's insane unfortunately. If the doctor thinks he is insane,then its proof.

Something Else
02-05-2008, 02:24 PM
Did he look like the guy in this vid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWHjksBhcaE

Skweeky
02-05-2008, 09:52 PM
Hehe, just found out it was the sollicitor representing us that was calling to see if we wanted to raise a claim against him as the insurance decided it was his fault :lol:

thebazzla
02-05-2008, 09:55 PM
nows your chance, just stop for a second and look around your home and think what would be a nice addition to my abode :)

Barbarossa
02-05-2008, 09:56 PM
How could it be your solicitors fault? :blink:

manker
02-05-2008, 09:59 PM
How could it be your solicitors fault? :blink:
:lol:

Quite clearly he was the confused mentalist that bumped into Mr. and Mrs. Skweeky.

Skweeky
02-06-2008, 06:59 PM
't Was JP

That's how he's not posting in this thread

Biggles
02-06-2008, 07:38 PM
't Was JP

That's how he's not posting in this thread

Was he unfeasibly harsh about the scratch on his car?

If not then it was unlikely to be JP

Skweeky
02-06-2008, 07:42 PM
He kicked his pen when it fell on the floor and he was driving a Volvo :lol: