Health Checks

[Biggles]

Just had my health check at work - BP, Cholestoral BMI etc.,

My cholestoral was too low for the machine to record (under 3.88) and my BP was 117/79. BMI was just straying into the lightly shaded area - :01:

:shifty: So what should I do?

[Alien5]

keep doing what you're doing, that sounds very healthy.

[Barbarossa]

eat more cayke

[Biggles]

eat more cayke

It is only right I celebrate a little. :)

[thebazzla]

i thought with the cholestoral thingy anything under 5 and you are ok

[Alien5]

don't celebrate just yet, There is some debate about whether very low cholesterol is bad. Low cholesterol (less than 100 mg/dL (2.59 mmol/L)) is often seen when there is an existing problem like malnutrition, liver disease, or cancer. However there is no evidence that low cholesterol causes any of these problems.

edit: you're cholesterol is above 2.59 so you're ok. :happy:

[Something Else]

Enjoy your healthiness old boy. :cheers:

[Biggles]

don't celebrate just yet, There is some debate about whether very low cholesterol is bad. Low cholesterol (less than 100 mg/dL (2.59 mmol/L)) is often seen when there is an existing problem like malnutrition, liver disease, or cancer. However there is no evidence that low cholesterol causes any of these problems.

edit: you're cholesterol is above 2.59 so you're ok. :happy:

:unsure: I don't know, the machine only goes down as low as 3.88 mine just said Lo.

I better eat a cake to steady my nerves. :ermm:

[Barbarossa]

Have a doughnut

[Biggles]

Have a doughnut

I love doughnuts btw

should have been a policeman

[Something Else]

Your much too intelligent to be a policeman. :smilie4:

[thebazzla]

i think he would make a lovely desk sergeant :dry:

[Squeamous]

Just had my health check at work - BP, Cholestoral BMI etc.,

My cholestoral was too low for the machine to record (under 3.88) and my BP was 117/79. BMI was just straying into the lightly shaded area - :01:

:shifty: So what should I do?

Announce this in the Weightwatchers support forum.....you know you want to.

[Biggles]

Just had my health check at work - BP, Cholestoral BMI etc.,

My cholestoral was too low for the machine to record (under 3.88) and my BP was 117/79. BMI was just straying into the lightly shaded area - :01:

:shifty: So what should I do?

Announce this in the Weightwatchers support forum.....you know you want to.

But I don't diet ... won't it just piss them off? :unsure:

[Squeamous]

Yehehehehehes!

[Squeamous]

I don't think you're malnourished or underweight btw......you look in fine form to me.

[manker]

Health checks in work, that's a good idea.

I think I should start administering them asap. Can't be too careful :sly:

[Biggles]

Yehehehehehes!

Cruel...but fair

[Biggles]

Health checks in work, that's a good idea.

I think I should start administering them asap. Can't be too careful :sly:

Manker's home-made smear tests :O

[Squeamous]

I think the 'cough and drop' test's considered a bit old fashioned now M.

[manker]

I think the 'cough and drop' test's considered a bit old fashioned now M.
Don't be daft, I don't employ men.
They'd never get thro' the interview, what with their unattractive bodies and all.

Also, on a practical note, blokes aren't much good at typing, filing or tea-making. The whole concept is unworkable.

[Squeamous]

Aw, you don't have to feel threatened by other men being around M! Women appreciate more than just looks, a modest income and a moderately sized penis. I'm sure you have other qualities :hug:.

[manker]

Aw, you don't have to feel threatened by other men being around M! Women appreciate more than just looks, a modest income and a moderately sized penis. I'm sure you have other qualities :hug:.
Yeah, totally threatened - that's probably why I hate going to the pub so much too.
Men everywhere, the hairy bar-stewards :fear:

No, no. I'll stick to surrounding myself with firm-breasted ladyfolk. At least I know that so long as I give them time off to have babies, that'll be their ambition fulfilled and they'll be too blissfully content to ask for a pay-rise or 'owt.
Women are great that way :)

[Biggles]

Would love to see Manker's interview check list

1) Firm Bewbs

2) Cute Butt

3) Willing disposition

4) Tea Making Skills

5) Firm Bewbs

[Squeamous]

Yeah, totally threatened - that's probably why I hate going to the pub so much too.
Men everywhere, the hairy bar-stewards :fear:

No, no. I'll stick to surrounding myself with firm-breasted ladyfolk. At least I know that so long as I give them time off to have babies, that'll be their ambition fulfilled and they'll be too blissfully content to ask for a pay-rise or 'owt.
Women are great that way :)

Ok, you win.......

:fist:

[Squeamous]

Would love to see Manker's interview check list

1) Firm Bewbs

2) Cute Butt

3) Willing disposition

4) Tea Making Skills

5) Firm Bewbs

6) Fondness for shit sandwiches

[manker]

Damnit, we need some lesbian-feminists* on the bored who will try to make me see the error of my wayze.


*tautology

[manker]

Would love to see Manker's interview check list

1) Firm Bewbs

2) Cute Butt

3) Willing disposition

4) Tea Making Skills

5) Firm Bewbs:o

That's pretty much it - I've been haxX0rd.

[Biggles]

Would love to see Manker's interview check list

1) Firm Bewbs

2) Cute Butt

3) Willing disposition

4) Tea Making Skills

5) Firm Bewbs:o

That's pretty much it - I've been haxX0rd.

Existentionalism - I looked into your soul.

HaxXoring of sorts

[Squeamous]

Damnit, we need some lesbian-feminists* on the bored who will try to make me see the error of my wayze.


*tautology

The only lesbian feminist I know is my boss and for some strange reason she only employs women too :dry:. Hey......maybe you're a lesbian feminist as well!

[Biggles]

Damnit, we need some lesbian-feminists* on the bored who will try to make me see the error of my wayze.


*tautology

The only lesbian feminist I know is my boss and for some strange reason she only employs women too :dry:. Hey......maybe you're a lesbian feminist as well!

Manker's lesbianism has been confirmed on a number of occasions.

[manker]

Damnit, we need some lesbian-feminists* on the bored who will try to make me see the error of my wayze.


*tautology

The only lesbian feminist I know is my boss and for some strange reason she only employs women too :dry:. Hey......maybe you're a lesbian feminist as well!
Could be, I'd like that. I'd like that very much.

I duno why everyone keeps assuming I'm male, anyhow.

[Barbarossa]

It's probably my fault

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/7254/knobcarrotrx0.jpg

[Squeamous]

The only lesbian feminist I know is my boss and for some strange reason she only employs women too :dry:. Hey......maybe you're a lesbian feminist as well!
Could be, I'd like that. I'd like that very much.

I duno why everyone keeps assuming I'm male, anyhow.

You can often mistake a woman for a man on a MB but never the other way around. This is because women are complex with a range of emotions and character traits, and men are simple creatures easily recognisable by their system of grunts and growls.

[manker]

Could be, I'd like that. I'd like that very much.

I duno why everyone keeps assuming I'm male, anyhow.

You can often mistake a woman for a man on a MB but never the other way around. This is because women are complex with a range of emotions and character traits, and men are simple creatures easily recognisable by their system of grunts and growls.Rawr, you said 'MB' :drool:

[Barbarossa]

Could be, I'd like that. I'd like that very much.

I duno why everyone keeps assuming I'm male, anyhow.

You can often mistake a woman for a man on a MB but never the other way around. This is because women are complex with a range of emotions and character traits, and men are simple creatures easily recognisable by their system of grunts and growls.

You weren't here when TheDave used to post :dabs:

[manker]

It's probably my fault

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/7254/knobcarrotrx0.jpg
Yeah, you've given me a cock-esque Chyna clit :dabs:

[Biggles]

You can often mistake a woman for a man on a MB but never the other way around. This is because women are complex with a range of emotions and character traits, and men are simple creatures easily recognisable by their system of grunts and growls.

You weren't here when TheDave used to post :dabs:

TheDave used to MSN with SGG - but she said he was quite sweet on there. :dry: :unsure:

[manker]

You weren't here when TheDave used to post :dabs:

TheDave used to MSN with SGG - but she said he was quite sweet on there. :dry: :unsure:
Son in law material, eh Les.

[Squeamous]

You can often mistake a woman for a man on a MB but never the other way around. This is because women are complex with a range of emotions and character traits, and men are simple creatures easily recognisable by their system of grunts and growls.Rawr, you said 'MB' :drool:

'Message board', not 'man boobs' M :rolleyes:

[manker]

:lol: :earl:

[Squeamous]

You weren't here when TheDave used to post :dabs:

TheDave used to MSN with SGG - but she said he was quite sweet on there. :dry: :unsure:

Who was 'TheDave' :unsure:?

[Alien5]

gepperrankins

[Biggles]

TheDave used to MSN with SGG - but she said he was quite sweet on there. :dry: :unsure:
Son in law material, eh Les.

You took that too far :dry:

:lol:

[Skweeky]

post a pic and let's see

[Biggles]

post a pic and let's see


Of Manker's lesbianism? :unsure:

[Skweeky]

Of your fabulous low cholesterol body Les

[Skweeky]

Also, can I have a job manker?
I have firm bewbs, you've seen them after all
There's some work to be done on my bum, but my exhibitionist tendencies more than make up for that I would think

Then again... I guess I'd be found out if I were on here during work if I worked for manker

[Imagine_If]

lol Skweeky.. we have work for you in the Netherlands..with such an interesting CV. :)

[Skweeky]

Hmmm.... any suggestions?

I don't know if it's a good idea though
I would never see my husband as he would glue himself to a barstool in a coffee shop.

[Biggles]

Of your fabulous low cholesterol body Les

It may be low cholesterol but it still on the older side of young :( plus there is the grey hair and rather questionable goatee beard. :pinch:

[manker]

Also, can I have a job manker?
I have firm bewbs, you've seen them after all
There's some work to be done on my bum, but my exhibitionist tendencies more than make up for that I would think

Then again... I guess I'd be found out if I were on here during work if I worked for manker
There is a technical glitch with the computers downstairs which only allows to the PCs to connect to the HMCE website. I've tried to fix it loads of times but I just can't :sly:

I'm currently holding a job open for mathea - she said she'd work in that pvc nurse uniform and make me tea all day.
So, yeah, you could fill her gap for me.

[Squeamous]

It may be low cholesterol but it still on the older side of young :( plus there is the grey hair and rather questionable goatee beard. :pinch:

Fab taste in shirts though if I remember rightly! I'm thinking your style is Man at C&A down and out in Paris and London.

[Squeamous]

So, yeah, you could fill her gap for me.

Fnar!

[Biggles]

It may be low cholesterol but it still on the older side of young :( plus there is the grey hair and rather questionable goatee beard. :pinch:

Fab taste in shirts though if I remember rightly! I'm thinking your style is Man at C&A down and out in Paris and London.

One might be in the gutter but that doesn't preclude an attempt at sartorial elegance :dry:

[manker]

So, yeah, you could fill her gap for me.

Fnar!
"This is because women are complex with a range of emotions and character traits, and men are simple creatures easily recognisable by their system of grunts and growls."



Hi, dude :mellow:

[Biggles]

Fnar!
"This is because women are complex with a range of emotions and character traits, and men are simple creatures easily recognisable by their system of grunts and growls."



Hi, dude :mellow:

Slick use of the quote function there :shifty:

[manker]

:ermm:

[clocker]

...there is the grey hair and rather questionable goatee beard. :pinch:
You should start a facial hair thread.

On a side note...I just saw Sean Connery in Hunt for Red October and he had the world's most perfect white beard.
I was envious.

[manker]

On a side note...I just saw Sean Connery in Hunt for Red October and he had the world's most perfect white beard.h4x.

Only elderly ginger people and albinos grow pure white hair.
And seal cubs and some other things.

[Skweeky]

I don't look well in PVC. I like the more natural look
How much are you paying me?

Les, give us a pic of the goatee

[Biggles]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/03_02/FeralGoatDM_468x487.jpg

Not my best side tho :unsure:

[clocker]

Must spend a fortune on hair care products.

[thebazzla]

i would ask for a refund or you could up your dosage:naughty:

[Squeamous]

Fab taste in shirts though if I remember rightly! I'm thinking your style is Man at C&A down and out in Paris and London.

One might be in the gutter but that doesn't preclude an attempt at sartorial elegance :dry:

Don't they make balances and weighing scales? :blink:

[Squeamous]

"This is because women are complex with a range of emotions and character traits, and men are simple creatures easily recognisable by their system of grunts and growls."



Hi, dude :mellow:

Slick use of the quote function there :shifty:

Is the correct term to use 'pwned'?

[Biggles]

Either that or All your base are belong to us

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIQ53t0gv_4

[Squeamous]

Unfortunately I have an internet speed of 196.6kbps at the moment because Tiscali sucks big fat cock, so I won't be able to look at that video until at least 2012.

[Biggles]

Unfortunately I have an internet speed of 196.6kbps at the moment because Tiscali sucks big fat cock, so I won't be able to look at that video until at least 2012.

:fear2:

Your interwebs have been stole!!!11

[Squeamous]

:fear2:

Your interwebs have been stole!!!11

I know :cry1:. I'm trying to be brave though, because I don't want to let on that inside I'm rocking back and forth like a Romanian orphan high on Sunny D.

I don't care...it's only the internet...it's not like I need it.

[Biggles]

:fear2:

Your interwebs have been stole!!!11

I know :cry1:. I'm trying to be brave though, because I don't want to let on that inside I'm rocking back and forth like a Romanian orphan high on Sunny D.

I don't care...it's only the internet...it's not like I need it.

Stiff upper lip its the only way...don't let them see you care.

Tiscali you say...one to avoid. Daughter would make my ears bleed in 30 minutes flat if ours did that "Dad get it fixed" "Is it fixed yet?"

[Squeamous]

To be honest, when I switch I don't think I can be bothered waiting for the MAC......I'll just cancel the DD and let them know, then take my time with getting another ISP. That's how hard I am.

:unsure:

Your daughter definitely wouldn't like what I've been having the last 3 weeks. For 5 days I had no service, and then after that it's been at this speed. Call centre of course assumes one of my leads has fallen out of the ADSL filter or something....fuckwits. I will change......I'll probably do it tomorrow. Ive been recommended 'Eclipse' so I'll give them a go.

[Biggles]

To be honest, when I switch I don't think I can be bothered waiting for the MAC......I'll just cancel the DD and let them know, then take my time with getting another ISP. That's how hard I am.

:unsure:

Your daughter definitely wouldn't like what I've been having the last 3 weeks. For 5 days I had no service, and then after that it's been at this speed. Call centre of course assumes one of my leads has fallen out of the ADSL filter or something....fuckwits. I will change......I'll probably do it tomorrow. Ive been recommended 'Eclipse' so I'll give them a go.

As long as it is not Talk Talk - haven't seen a good word about them. Somebody is bound to put a good word in for them now. :dabs:

Computers that don't work properly are a pain in the butt. We have several systems at work which don't work properly. The HR one is a gem - it logs you out after 15 minutes or so, regardless of whether you are typing or not. Unfortunately some forms on there take longer than 15 minutes to complete. It logs you out - you go back to square one. I did did see a guy with the monitor in his hands, shaking it, purple with rage :shifty: It is little things like that which make the day all worthwhile.

[Squeamous]

Yeah, that's what I liked about this board before it changed. You'd try to send a pm or something and find it had logged you out and it would be lost :fist:. I also particularly like the way when this board fucks up, if you hit 'back' it's lost all but the message you quoted*. Still, at least I don't have to squint at the screen for 5 minutes trying to work out what some random illegible words say to log in anymore.

I wonder if anyone has actually managed to fix a problem with their pc through the 'help' function?




*not really.....it sucks.

[Biggles]

FST's speciality is the double or triple post - think my record is four :dabs:

[Skweeky]

Still waiting for that pic of your magnificent torso!

[Biggles]

Still waiting for that pic of your magnificent torso!

:dabs: Just because I am healthy doesn't mean I am magnificent.

[peat moss]

I went for a prostate check and was told to make sure that both the doc's hands weren't on my shoulders ? Dam if I did n't look tho . :dry:

[Skweeky]

have SGG do an artists impression of it then :lol:

[j2k4]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/03_02/FeralGoatDM_468x487.jpg

Not my best side tho :unsure:

Les, I never pictured you as a horny old goat.

BTW-

I have some spare cholesterol, if you are so inclined. :whistling