Worst Pc In The Forum...

[bigdawgfoxx]

Hey! Think you've got the worst PC in the kazaa forum?? lets see it! im starting off with my stats...and right now i only have 320MB...the other stick didnt work lol...just list your stats! and lets see who does have the worst :P

I would also like to say that I reached my 200th post :D forgot to put this when i did my 200th...but 206 sounds fine lol

Edit: oh and mine has Windows XP Pro

[lynx]

This thread was brought to you by the words celeron and duron and any number below 1000. :lol:

[bigdawgfoxx]

lol ok...dont understand what u mean...i just think it willl be fun to compare BAD pcs for once hahaha...and whats up with KETCHUP??? why does everyone say NO KETCHUP??

[lynx]

Would YOU put ketchup on pasta ?

No, I didn't think so, nuff said.

[Lamsey]

WeeMouse's specs:

800MHz VIA Cyrix III CPU
128MB PC100 RAM
Crappy Gigabyte MicroATX mobo
40GB ATA33 HDD
Integrated graphics
Integrated sound
15" Studioworks monitor (crap, can't even do 1024x768@75Hz properly)


The whole thing is massively unstable and just about unupgradeable. Even when it's working properly, it's slower than my old AMD K6-2 500 based system.

Gotta be a runner.

[Amarjit]

I have only got a 40GB EIDE HDD and 256MB PC133 SDRAM!

[mogadishu]

350 MHZ PIII
512 MB RAM
16 MB Matrox GFX
40GB + 120 GB HD
Yamaha 8x8x24 CD Burner
Mutsui 40x20x48 CD Burner

This PC can store a lot, good for mp3s. But the combination of the cpu and the gfx card, you pretty much can't play games, and most movies come out choppy unless you change display settings. Can't wait for my 128 NVidia t come.

[lynx]

Amendment:

This thread was brought to you by the words celeron, duron and cyrix and any number below 1000. :lol:

Thanks for the reminder, Lamsey

[Cygnuz-Y]

My old PC:
AMD K6 3D now 400Mhz
200Megs sdram
Voodoo 3 3000


STILL RUNNING XP Dunno how...

I remember it could handle HL but now everygame runs slow....

SNIFF SNIFF

[mogadishu]

My dad pulled a laptop out of the garbage the other day, managed to install windows 98.. it had 150mhz or something. 8mb of ram and 4mb of video ram.

[mogadishu]

Originally posted by Cygnuz-Y@31 July 2003 - 11:36
My old PC:
AMD K6 3D now 400Mhz
200Megs sdram
Voodoo 3 3000


STILL RUNNING XP Dunno how...

I remember it could handle HL but now everygame runs slow....

SNIFF SNIFF
how can you have 200 mb of ram?

[Cygnuz-Y]

I managed to get 200megs in it, reall difficult but thats because i have that PC 5 years ago...

[mogadishu]

but what denominations were the memory in that you bought.. heh its not a matter of shoving in 3/4 of a pice of memory..

[Cygnuz-Y]

Its just an aproximation, im going to tell you the exact number when i get home...



LOL

[Lamsey]

192 or 256 probably

[monkfi5h]

Casio MX-115

16 Buttoned Calculator

Includes storage of one sum it has calculated

Missing the '9' key where my cat decided to try and eat it

I'm thinking of selling it...Any offers?

:lol:

[NeoTheOne]

i got 6gig on my hdd which has only 400 mb left :(

[Lamsey]

OH yeah...


One of my mates has a really bad pc.

celeron 333 with no l2 cache
128mb pc100 sdram
4gig ata33 HD
integrated sound
integrated video (4mb)

He only uses it to surf the web and download porn though.

[bigdawgfoxx]

haha ok i guess mines not the WORST lol! its got good stuff except for the CPU...o well im thinking bout upgrading :D keep em coming

[aintgottime]

166mhz, 2gb hdd, 2mb g-card, 16mb ram. Beautiful :D

[Dalegas]

My old pc (i changed it 2 monts and a half ago):

PII MMX 300Mhz
128 MB RAM PC133 SpecTek
4Gb 5200 rpm Seagate with seashield -> Wich I'm still using In my PIV 2.53 w/1GBDDR 333 ... This HD R0X!
Creative 3d Blaster Ultra 128 MB TNT 2 w/TV Output.
Generic 16 Bit Sound Card
MotherBoard.. APollo VIA (up to 712 MB).....
14' Monitor 1024x 768 @60HZ.

And a sintky 56 k modem w/ a bad plug.. so if i moved the cpu, the conection would lost.

[Keikan]

http://www.computerpranks.com/download/images/computer/radioshack.jpg

[StylinProfilin]

Old PC

Dell Dimension 8100
P4 1.5GHz 400mhz FSB
128MB Rambus PC 600
20GB Ata/100 HDD
32MB Geforce 2 Mx 440

EKH!

My EVEN OLDER PC

Compaq Presario
P3 600MHz 100mhz FSB
256MB PC 100 SDRAM
18GB ATA/66 HDD
32MB Geforce 2 MX 400

Now heres' the shiznat Pc im running right now!

P4 3.2GHz 800mhx FSB
1GB PC4000 DDR Ram (Geil)
Abit IC7-G Max 2 Advance Mobo
36.7 x2 WD Raptor SATA/150 HDD's
250GB WD SECaviear ATA//133 HDD
256MB Geforce FX 5900 Ultra
Soundblaster Audigy 2 Platinum EX
Logitech Z-680's
4x DVR-510 DVD Burner

^ Thats the shissyness ^

[vivitron 15]

OK I WIN!!!!!!!


well my gf does...she is still using:

P60Mhz with around 8/16Meg RAM...not sure bout HDD, definitely less than a gig.

Ill get exact stats soon, im formatting it all off and reinstalling for her (to try to speed it up)

[_John_Lennon_]

Originally posted by vivitron 15@31 July 2003 - 18:25
OK I WIN!!!!!!!


well my gf does...she is still using:

P60Mhz with around 8/16Meg RAM...not sure bout HDD, definitely less than a gig.

Ill get exact stats soon, im formatting it all off and reinstalling for her (to try to speed it up)
Sorry, im tied with you, got an ancient Toshiba (You wonder why Toshiba doesnt make desktops anymore.)

Anyway, it was like a 100Mhz processor, upgraded to a 2.3GB, 8MB EDO Ram (oh yes, but upgradable to 32 though) and a 2MB video card. But, when we sent it in to be repaired, we got it back, and the computer was reading it as a 66Mhz processor now.......

It was like 2800 at the time.

[Dalegas]

mmm AMIGA 520.....

how about that?
My first one.... I used the tv as a monitor....

[TIBZ]

damn and i thought i had a shitty computer lol mine is 1.1 GHz, 512 MB ram, 40 GB hard drive

at least its better then sum my old 1 sucked asssss

its was 233 MHz, 94 MB ram, 3 GB hard drive 13" monitor shitty piece of shit used to be gr8 b4 i got my new 1 i really dont no how i lived wit it

[gaz_k]

well wots the fastest people have got?

mine cost me a grand (excluding my sound system, that probly all in all about £5k)

(stats in signature)

[vivitron 15]

Originally posted by gaz_k@1 August 2003 - 09:41
well wots the fastest people have got?

mine cost me a grand (excluding my sound system, that probly all in all about £5k)

(stats in signature)
wow, a floppy disk drive, i dont have one of them on my main PC...hmm, might go buy one for old times sake....

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by gaz_k@1 August 2003 - 10:41
well wots the fastest people have got?
http://www.klboard.ath.cx/bb/index.php?showtopic=58609

[Somebody1234]

This post actually posted with this PC.

I decided to fire it up just to post this. :lol:

Compaq Contura 400 Family Compaq Contura 400C, Model 250;

http://www.guide-line.dk/images/Compaq_contura400c.jpg


CPU: 50-MHz 486DX/2 SL Enhanced
Standard/Maximum RAM: 4 MB/20 MB
Hard Drive: 510 MB
Integrated Center Mount Trackball
9.5 inch DualScan Passive Matrix Color VGA
Full-size keyboard; Isolated, inverted "T" cursor controls
One internal (3.5 inch) 1.44 MB Diskette Drive
Wall-Mount AC Adapter; Extended-Life (yeah sure. <_< ) NiMH rechargeable battery; Battery Gauge; 3.5 - 5.5 hours average battery life. (dead now :angry: ) so I have to run it with the AC adaptor all the time now. :(
Enhanced Parallel, serial, external monitor, external keyboard/pointing device; AC Adapter
Size and Weight: 8.9 x 11.9 x 2 inches, 5.9 lbs.
Compaq 28.8 PCMCIA Fax Modem. (dead :angry: ) So i connected an external 28.8 modem to the serial port. o:)

It came with MS-DOS 6, Microsoft Windows 3.1, Lotus Organizer, TabWorks, Compaq Learning Center. But I have updated it to Windows 95B and office 97.

It was bit tricky to updrade to windows 95 and such as there is no CDROM drive. I had to transfer the setup files (cab files) though a laplink cable connecter to my Pentium 133 at the time.

This laptop was given to me from someone who had asked me to help him upgrade his 486DX2 66mhz desktop PC. :lol:

The hinge that is supposed to hold the screen at an angle no longer holds anything. I need a large book behind it to hold it up.

I also have an Atari 800 PC with 48k ram that still works but I cant post with that one. :( :lol: :ermm:

[Livy]

my first pc was a amd 350mhz with 64mb ram, my uncle still uses his amiga, not sure what specs etc, and he&#39;s hooked up to the net aswell.

[gaz_k]

i still got my amega 500 and 600
got an atari st and 2600 as well

at my uni house i still have my NES, SNES and N64 all hooked up, the NES n SNES are by far the best consoles ever for game play.

my first family pc was in 96/97
p133
16mb sdram (upgraded it to 64 a bit later)
1.7gb hard drive
8mb graphics (upgraded to orchid righteous year later at xmas)
28 modem
4x speed cd drive

utter crap, cost £1700 at the time...

think me mate had an even worse one than me, p75 i think

another had a 486(think that whatthe numbers where anyway)

what about the spectrums?

and the bbc ones in primary school&#33;&#33;

[Catsbitz]

My first PC was a 486 DX66 way back in 1993. Had an 8-bit sound blaster card, an obscure grahics card can&#39;t remember what it was that was capable of SVGA graphics :o . T&#39;was a beast of the time with Dos and Win3.11 chugging along, back in the day when Dos loaded first and then u had to type win at the command prompt for windows. Those were the days. It also had for the time a rare 1 Speed CD-Drive&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; Jebus, possibly 100mb of hard Disk Memory as well, can&#39;t remember everything about it.

Also came with a full copy of Doom, one of the first pirate versions to hit the UK back in the day. Bought it of some tiny company working out of a London Uni. Ran classics such as the afore mentioned Doom, commander keen, 7th Guest and other classics. I loved that little beast.........

[Cygnuz-Y]

Originally posted by mogadishu+31 July 2003 - 16:43--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (mogadishu @ 31 July 2003 - 16:43)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Cygnuz-Y@31 July 2003 - 11:36
My old PC:
AMD K6 3D now 400Mhz
200Megs sdram
Voodoo 3 3000


STILL RUNNING XP Dunno how...

I remember it could handle HL but now everygame runs slow....

SNIFF SNIFF
how can you have 200 mb of ram? [/b][/quote]
Ok the exact number is: 224 Ram

1 of 128
1 of 64
1 of 32

[DJ_Mutey]

I can still remeber those good old sound blaster cards. I own A PCI128 Sound blaster myself. Once you heard SoundBlaster You never go back........ :lol:

[Enigma2003]

just bin rumaging through the garage and found this baby. the very first laptop i ever saw&#33; my dad gave it to me&#33;

it was custom made by some company,
intel pentium 100Mhz with MMX
16MB ram
2MB or 4MB video card (cant remember and it wont turn on :blink: )
it had 400MB HDD
a CD-ROM with 4X speed read
a floppy drive
windows 3.1

check this out, when pushed to its limits it could run duke nukem in dos. superb&#33;

it is 3 inches thick and you need a forklift to carry it. LMAO&#33;

[gaz_k]

and once you&#39;ve heard it processed through several amps, all for just one channel of sound per amp then going tio sum loveley big speakers

775 Loudspeakers
The 775 is the titan of the 77 series loudspeaker range. Its twin 6½" (170mm) Aerogel bass/mid drivers provide astonishing clarity, coupled with giant-killer bass and real-world dynamics.

Specifications:
Acoustic loading: 2-way tuned reflex
Effective volume: 53 Litres
Frequency Response: 38Hz-20KHz + 3db
Sensitivity: 92dB
Impedance: 8 Ohms
Cross-over frequency: 3 KHz
Colour: Black, cherry or rosewood

2 grand speakers&#33;&#33;&#33;
http://www.audioreview.com/Channels/AudioReview/images/products/product_120172.jpg

SUbs:

BeoLab 2

Dimensions W x H x D / Weight:
31.5 x 26 x 31 / 18 kg
12.4" x 10" x 12" / 39.7 lbs

Cabinet finish:
grey.

Power consumption / Minimum: Typical 15 watts / standby 0.5 watts

Max Sound Pressure Level:
110 dB

Cabinet principle:
Double balanced passive radiator system

Net cabinet voloume:
13 l

Woofer:
1 x 9" (250mm) flat diaphragm

Passive radiators:
2 x 9" (250 mm) flat diaphragm

Magnetic Shielding:
Yes

http://www.bang-olufsen.com/graphics/bogo/media/loudspeakers/beolab2/setups/img_5_7_1_1_L.jpg

[Lamsey]

I still have a working Commodore 64, I guess that counts as a PC...

1 MHz 6502 8-bit processor and only 64k RAM, but it had built-in TV-out&#33; :P

[ToraBoraDweller]

Originally posted by Lamsey@1 August 2003 - 18:50
I still have a working Commodore 64, I guess that counts as a PC...

1 MHz 6502 8-bit processor and only 64k RAM, but it had built-in TV-out&#33; :P
:) Yes still got one too &#33;&#33;
It made computing really accessible to the masses and games were graphically not great but big fun (Tetris was 1st here )I spend a lot of time playing a space-shooter called Elite.

It&#39;s now collecting dust but maybe ...one of these days...

[the_faceman]

Hey lamsey, i&#39;ve had a computer since i was 2, so that was 19 years ago. I could beat my parents at pacman when i was 3, it was a philips console thing with cartridges. (pity my gameplaying didn&#39;t improve much over the years though).

We had an Acorn Electron (i can remember my dad playing a game called Elite - does anyone remember it? set in space, bit like an RPG). That game may have been played on our Toshiba MSX though, don&#39;t know the processor specs, but it had a mighty 64k of memory. some good games for that.

then there was the Commodore 64, then the Toshiba MSX, then an Amiga 600, then an Amiga 1200, then various PC&#39;s, and now we have 3 PC&#39;s in the house, one for the folks, one for myself, and one for my sister. (my sister has a hand-me-down PC, it sucks so bad)

Console-wise, we&#39;ve had that Philips thing way back in 1984.(i&#39;ll try and find a picture of it), then a NES, then i missed out on all the sega mega-drive and SNES fun, got a Playstation 1 when they came out, and now i have a Playstation 2, but i don&#39;t play it much.

*edit* holy crap&#33; i found it here Philips VideoPac (http://www.geocities.com/videopac2k/)

http://www.geocities.com/videopac2k/vidpac2.jpg

[ToraBoraDweller]

@ the_faceman :you might want to take good care of that old stuff, one day it will become a great collectible,if not a museumpiece.
(still shooting Thargoids ? ;) )

[the_faceman]

Unfortunately we only have the Amiga 600 left (and even that is at a former friends house - we haven&#39;t spoken for 2 years).

All that remains are our 3 PC&#39;s and the PS2.

You can download an emulator for that Philips at that site i mentioned, i might download it and get nostalgic.

The Toshiba MSX was like any other MSX really (they were made by numerous manufacturers), but it looked cool and had some great games. Very similar to the Commodore.

This&#39;ll sound really sad, but when i was about 6 or 7 i would sit for ages copying out pages and pages of code from magazines to make my own games, wasn&#39;t really programming, as all i was doing was copying what was on the page, but it felt good knowing that the character i was playing (in reality a 14x8 pixel box) was made by ME&#33; Those games you made yourself were usually awful, but i still went through with it, on more than one occasion.

[Dapadipz]

My old PC Until April 2002 costed 2100 pounds when i got it in 1997

it was

100mhz Intel Pentium
16MB SDRAM
3G HDD
Windows 95
Load More Crap But it was top of the range at the time

it was 2500 pounds including the 5 year guarantee

my current pc is in ma sig

[SniperInTheShadows]

Some of the old PC&#39;s mentioned in these post&#39;s brings back memories lol

My first PC technically was a Texas Instruments one when I was about 6 or 7, then upgraded to a ZX Spectrum, then ZX Spectrum 128, then got myself an Atari ST and an Amiga (500).

My first &#33;real&#33; PC though was a crap 486DX80 with 8MBs (it might have been 16MB actually, can&#39;t remember) of Ram and a monitor that enjoyed changing the display colour to green hue for almost all the time it was on lol I had a beta version of Windows 95 installed on it that crashed almost as soon as I touched the mouse or keyboard lol (Note - This was only 4 year&#39;s ago I got that, I just wanted a PC to get on the net at the time lol).

Then I &#39;upgraded&#39; to a 166MHz Intel Pentium with a whooping 32MB&#39;s of Ram lol From there a Celeron 700MHz with 64MB&#39;s Ram and now...

AMD Athlon 1GHz
512MB DDRam
64MB GeForce 4 MX440 SE with 8xAGP
Soundblaster PCI128
1x80GB HD and 1x20GB HD
2xCD Drives (1 Writer)
Optical Mouse (Kensington)
17" Monitor (though my GeForce has TV Output which make&#39;s watching film&#39;s and playing game&#39;s fun :-) )
Oh, and a floppy drive which I don&#39;t use anymore but can&#39;t be bothered to take it out lol

... I&#39;m slowly catching up to today&#39;s standard&#39;s, in a few year&#39;s i&#39;ll be there and have to start over again lol :-)

Sniper.

[mogadishu]

lol yea im catching up too.. only recently upgraded to a 600mhz

[SiRius128]

i have this old RADIO-SHACK computer from around 1984 that you have to use a TV for a monitor.....it cant do anything....but it never crashes :lol: ....all it can do is make really bad graphs and charts...it cant draw a diagonal line on a line graph so instead it uses "0"&#39;s
like this:
o
o
o
o
o


and a bar graph would look like:
000
000 000
000 000
000 000 000
000 000 000
000 000 000

[Neo 721]

My specs are good compared to what ive seen here.

AMD athlon 1.1GHZ
256mb PC 133 RAM
Seagate Baracuda 4 7200rpm
Segate U series 5400
Compaq DVD ROM 8X
Philips CD-R/W 4x/4x/24x
VIA KT133
Connex 56k modem
JPL pro stereo speakers
17" CRT moniter
Hewlet packard 990CXI
Nvidia Geforce 2 mx200
Win 2000
+Nice glowing blue fan

[leave no trace]

Based on a true story

Imagine this;
Your father is an semi-alcoholic war veteran. Good man, highly intelligent, but at times, insane.
He buys a computer.
Compaq/ Quantum 14gb
Win 98 se
600 mhz celeron
64 mb ram
All things integrated, no ethernet, no burner.

Soon after purchase, a gliche in the one-touch keyboard becomes a common aggravation. One night, wife at home and children moved out, the father takes the computer high over his head and smashes it down onto a hardwood floor as hard as he can. Then a swift kick or two. Not good enough, so, he takes it outside on the porch and hurls it with all his might. It&#39;s raining, the rain is freezing. The computer doesn&#39;t move until late the next day. It still works, barely.

A year and a half later; a webmaster and a newbie put this machine back together. First, they fix the fan on the chip. Then, new keyboard. Finally, tweaking, installing and uninstalling. Over time there were more adjustments.

Current status;
Compaq/ Quantum 14gb
Win 98 se
Pentium 3 850mhz (salvage opperation)
256 mb ram (donations)
DVD/Burner (purchase) + original cdrom(nero on the fly)
32mb 3D blaster (donation)
Philips sound card (purchase)
Scanner/printer (donation)
Midi keyboard (gift)

First pc; Commodore 64, favorite game; Bc&#39;s Quest For Tires ~ HA&#33;
http://screenmania.retrogames.com/c64/01/c64_0012_09.png

[Will_518]

This post just shows you how fast the world moves, doesn&#39;t it? Now you can get pocket computers with 400mhz processors, 64mb ram.

Specs for my PC aren&#39;t that good, but comparing it to the ones in here put a smile on my face.
P4 processor 1.8Ghz (but it&#39;s the 850e[?] chip, old version of P4)
256MB RAM
40GB hard drive at 7200 rpm
Geforce 2 64mb gfx card
DVD drive 16x
CDRW 16x/12x/40x

And that is already becoming out-dated&#33;

[_John_Lennon_]

Hey, im not saying the old Toshiba is the only thing I use, I only use it to watch TV and place phone calls now. *It rules, because it has an Itouch pad on the front of the monitor, like a built in LED Screen/remote for controlling Radio, TV, Phone, Answereing machine, and anything else.

It really was like a PVR As well. It still fcking owns Windows Media Center PC&#39;s.

[downloader2008]

Old PC (still use it sometimes) :
Sony Vaio
233mhz Pentium (1)
128 MB RAM PC 100 ----&#62;used to have 32 MB
CD-ROM
Windows 98 SE => Used to have Win 95
4 GB HD
Ethernet Card => Didn&#39;t come with one...

NewER PC:
HP Pavilion
733mhz Celeron
256MB SDRAM PC100 =>came with 64mb
Cd-Burner 4x write/ 2x rewrite/36(or so) read
Windows XP Home => Used to have Win ME
30 GB HD
Ethernet Card

This computer used to be a piece of crap b4 i got it XP and 256 MB of RAM. It works excellent now, it works smooth, almost like a newer computer. I wonder how long it will be b4 733mhz becomes the minimum req. for everything&#33; Until then, my PC is fine.... lol

[Lamsey]

For all the Commodore 64 fans:

http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/c64-anim.gif

[Evil Gemini]

Hey guys dont diss Durons :lol: im running a 750Mhz duron with 512mb sdram, 100gb HDD, 64mb geforce4 MX440 and XP installed and it hasnt crashed once&#33;&#33; (well the time i bought a faulty motherboard) Its a good PC :)


OMG SiRius128 i think you win&#33;&#33; that is the most shitiest pc in the world LMAO&#33;&#33;&#33;


it cant do anything....but it never crashes&nbsp; :lol:

Thats why it doesnt crash.


That tandy add was funny
lighting fast 20mhz LMAO&#33;&#33;&#33;

[jii_m]

My 1st computer (600 XL):

http://www.i-m.de/home/compmuseum/atari/600_xl.jpg

NAME: 600 / 800 XL
MANUFACTURER: Atari
TYPE: Home Computer
ORIGIN: U.S.A.
YEAR: 1982
END OF PRODUCTION: January 85
BUILT IN LANGUAGE: Atari Basic
KEYBOARD: Mechanical keyboard
CPU : MOS 6502C
SPEED : 1.79 (NTSC) / 1.77 (PAL) MHz
COPROCESSOR: GTIA (video), POKEY (sound, I/O), ANTIC (video)
RAM: 16 KB (600 XL up to 48 KB) / 64 KB (800 XL, expandable to 128 KB)
ROM: 24 KB
TEXT MODES: five text modes, max: 40 x 24, min: 20 x 12
GRAPHIC MODES: 15 graphic modes, maximum : 320 x 192
COLORS: 256 (16 colors with 16 intensities)
SOUND: 4 voices, 3.5 octaves
I/O PORTS: Composite video output, cartridge slot, peripheral port (SIO), parallel bus, 2 joystick plugs
POWER SUPPLY: External power supply unit
PRICE: 183 € (december 84)

It had all the great games like Donkey Kong, Pole Position, Asteroids, Galaxian etc.
I still have it actually...

:)

[bigdawgfoxx]

hahahaha wheeew i enjoyed reading some of these&#33; i cant believe this topic turned out this good...my biggest topic so far lol...thanx for all the good replies&#33;

[gaz_k]

you dont look like a big dawg (presume you mean dog) or a fox.

i would love to see a dog fox..... not as much as:

hamster rat
elephant mouse
zebra cow
girafe worm
monkey fish
cat snail
gerbil frog

[bigdawgfoxx]

ok heres the deal...my last name is fox...lol and im a dawg...like a homie g dawg..lolol and i just put big in front of it..i am pretty big..lol

[lunchmeat]

until recently (about 6 months ago) i had been running an old midwest micro machine...it was ad, really.

166 mhz pentium (with MMX support&#33; WOOT&#33;)
32 megs EDO RAM (later upgraded to 128 megs SDRAM)
2.1 Gigs HD space, formatted FAT32
windows 95 OSR2
14-inch diagonal monitor (the poor thing died...the blue channel exploded :D )
S3 trio graphics card (what is that anyway? bad framerate)
56K US robitcs modem, internal
epson stylus color 400 printer (still use it, slow as hell)
16x mitsumi cdrom drive (that burned out...got a 48x burner)

my friend from school took pity on me and gave me his 600mhz dell with a voodoo 3 and and ethernet card...i stuffed it with everything from the old and upgraded to xp.

i&#39;m serious. go ahead, laugh.

[imtoshort]

i bet i have th eworst PC.....funny thing is i run my website on it hehe

Pentium 2 266megahertz

191 RAM

6 gig hard drive

cd rom

no graphics card (integrated)

no sound card (integrated)

15 inch lame monitor

[DarkBlizzard]

Originally posted by imtoshort@6 August 2003 - 03:00
i bet i have th eworst PC.....funny thing is i run my website on it hehe

Pentium 2 266megahertz

191 RAM

6 gig hard drive

cd rom

no graphics card (integrated)

no sound card (integrated)

15 inch lame monitor
My other comp is same as that but....

64 RAM

4 gig hard drive

haha&#33; And Windows 95

But.....the computer im on now is real good.

[gaz_k]

ok heres the deal...my last name is fox...lol and im a dawg...like a homie g dawg

You&#39;re a Homie?

mate, it if were a bummer boy, i wouldnt be tellin everyone.

you one of these "I&#39;m gay n I&#39;m proud of it" sicko&#39;s?

Homersexual&#39;s indeed.. pff

[bigdawgfoxx]

OK im not homousexual...what the fuck...a "homie" is like a close friend...like a brother..ok im 14 and i have a gurl im not gay...in america homie means like close friend

[Wolfmight]

my dad has on old Gateway 2000 (he said it was the fastest at the time )

100mhz :ph34r:
2mb ram :(
mother board (Really Big and heavy) <_<
graphics card.. i think it was like 8mb or something.. :huh:
gateway keyboard and ball mouse (all the same) :P
15" moniter that&#39;s twice as heavy as my 17" i think :angry: :lol:
2gb hd (2gb was actually huge because everyone played windows 3.1/Dos games)
O/S: Windows 3.1 at first.. then much later Windows 95 came out.. he put that on it... He still used it in 1998 also and Windows 98 came out.. so what the hell, we upgraded it to Windows 98 (OMG IT RAN SO SLOW :ph34r: ). Oh yea, my dad said when he first got it, he had to set up each and every part in DOS and it took him 2-3 days.. Now today&#39;s pcs dont require any of that. Eventually he wiped superlaggy windows 98 and went back to windows 95 which actually runs like normal speed. Basicly it&#39;s just lyeing around here... maybe we will sell it to a collector for a couple of bucks. :P :P :P hehe

Oh yea, when it was time to get a newer computer.. gateway was out of mind hehe. Went with a 1.0ghz amd thunderbird (built a custom computer for a total of &#036;700 i think).. still runs pretty fast as of today&#39;s standards.


The scary part is all our 1.0ghz, 2.0ghz, 3.0ghz, etc are gonna become outdated someday as well...

[New Face in Hell]

:blink: pentium 166 oc&#39;ed to 200, 128 megs 72 pin ram, 16x burner, win 2000 pro, 30 gig HD, 4 megs shared video, 14" packard bell monitor, soundblaster 16 plugged into an old pioneer amp by way of a crappy subwoofer, speakers on monitor plus two ross monitors. 1400 of the best songs you ever didn&#39;t hear. :blink:

[brotherdoobie]

Originally posted by lynx@31 July 2003 - 10:48
Would YOU put ketchup on pasta ?

No, I didn&#39;t think so, nuff said.
Dont listen to the littel fat tomato.........Bad self image hates his own self ;)


Peace brotherdoobie

[mogadishu]

I put ketchup on my pasta if we run out of tomato sauce.

[brotherdoobie]

Originally posted by gaz_k@6 August 2003 - 04:07

ok heres the deal...my last name is fox...lol and im a dawg...like a homie g dawg

You&#39;re a Homie?

mate, it if were a bummer boy, i wouldnt be tellin everyone.

you one of these "I&#39;m gay n I&#39;m proud of it" sicko&#39;s?

Homersexual&#39;s indeed.. pff
Oh please your such a hypocrite.......You PM me stating how much you like my
tattoos and ask If I have any other pic&#39;s preferably naked.
Then you ask if there is any p2p apps. just for trading homosexual related files
and now u try to act all macho. ;)

Enough with your gay bashing boy..........It&#39;s uncalled for and distastefull
We dont enjoy your "sense of humor" here if thats what you call it?
Be gone noobie <_<

brotherdoobie

[brotherdoobie]

Originally posted by mogadishu@7 August 2003 - 03:43
I put ketchup on my pasta if we run out of tomato sauce.
I knew you were a good person&#33;
We need more like you here&#33; :D

Peace brotherdoobie

[mogadishu]

Originally posted by brotherdoobie+7 August 2003 - 03:46--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (brotherdoobie @ 7 August 2003 - 03:46)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-gaz_k@6 August 2003 - 04:07

ok heres the deal...my last name is fox...lol and im a dawg...like a homie g dawg

You&#39;re a Homie?

mate, it if were a bummer boy, i wouldnt be tellin everyone.

you one of these "I&#39;m gay n I&#39;m proud of it" sicko&#39;s?

Homersexual&#39;s indeed.. pff
Oh please your such a hypocrite.......You PM me stating how much you like my
tattoos and ask If I have any other pic&#39;s preferably naked.
Then you ask if there is any p2p apps. just for trading homosexual related files
and now u try to act all macho. ;)

Enough with your gay bashing boy..........It&#39;s uncalled for and distastefull
We dont enjoy your "sense of humor" here if thats what you call it?
Be gone noobie <_<

brotherdoobie [/b][/quote]
A smart anti-homophobic guy who likes pasta with ketchup.. how much cooler can one person get. So dude, you are totally cool.

[mogadishu]

be gone noobie

brotherdoobie..

and it rhymes.. this is crazy.

[Lamsey]

lounge time... :rolleyes:

[Alucard1475]

I really thought mine was the worst, instead, it&#39;s a chicka bonita... :lol:
I hate it when it comes to playing games :angry:

[Wizzandabe]

155Mhz
16mb RAM
2GB HDD


...& a moniter, 10"


Its old as you like, not used anymore,

others as im on right now are,

400Mhz
192MB ram
Win98
40gb hdd
17"
8MB OB graphics

..& my PC dowstairs is as follows

2400XP+
256MB RAM
120GB HDD
64 Gforce 4 Grapics
48x24x48x CDRW/DVD
XP Pro with SP1

[netweiser_com]

ive got:

win xp pro
3.6ghz p4
1024mb ram
256mb video card

comments? :rolleyes:

[Proper Bo]

win xp pro
900mhz amd duron
128mb ram
20gb hd
fuck knows sound and graphics
runs like a right piece o shit

[Wolfmight]

My friend has some old Apple 2E that when u turned on.. the old floppy drive (drive B: or something) would make a loud noise that sound just like gunfire, but it works fine. Maaan, he needs to throw that peice of crap out.

[Wolfmight]

Originally posted by netweiser_com@7 August 2003 - 06:57
ive got:

win xp pro
3.6ghz p4
1024mb ram
256mb video card

comments? :rolleyes:
that&#39;s "non-worst"

[MagusDraco]

My computer&#39;s not bad when it comes to specs. It&#39;s bad just because it enjoys smelling like melting plastic from time to time and crashing on a couple hour basis. As for the actual specs:
1 ghz amd t-bird (that I don&#39;t know if it even came with a heatsink or if we just put the fan on or what)
First mainboard az11e motherboard
Several dell parts, including a good old dvd-rom and cd-rw (that&#39;s a 4x burning that has a broken eject button)
windows 98se, the corrupt package when you try to reinstall it edition.
ram that went from 128 mb of some random generic ram to 256 mb of micron that still pisses off the computer
And then there&#39;s the voodoo 5 5500, generator of much heat, killer of UT2003 fps, and an all-around sucky videocard that I got 1 month before 3dfx went under.
Yeah that&#39;s it...I think...no wait that&#39;s right. A soundblaster live 5.1 card that does not work because it created two sets of drivers for everything and then some things that aren&#39;t even on the computer.

Ok, I&#39;m done.

[Hellie]

pentium III 350
voodoo 11 12mb?
320 mb ram

18 giga hd

but works like a charm :D

[slammy_dunken]

My old PC:

AMD 586 133MHz (Yes, AMD made 486&#39;s and 586&#39;s before the Athlons)
16MB RAM
2GB HDD
Unknown Graphics Accelerator
Unknown Soundcard
5 1/4" Floppy
3 1/2" Floppy
12X CD-ROM

[iamhere]

Commodore 64 with 5.25 floppy.

[Natsume Atsuko]

I am still running this thing:

Pentium 166 MMX
nVidia Riva TNT 32mb
Creative SB Live&#33; 1024
100gb HDD
96mb ram
40x CD writer
"external" floppy (it is hanging by the wires)

[I'm_going_slightly_mad]

Originally posted by bigdawgfoxx@31 July 2003 - 10:12
Hey&#33; Think you&#39;ve got the worst PC in the kazaa forum?? lets see it&#33; im starting off with my stats...and right now i only have 320MB...the other stick didnt work lol...just list your stats&#33; and lets see who does have the worst :P

I would also like to say that I reached my 200th post :D forgot to put this when i did my 200th...but 206 sounds fine lol

Edit: oh and mine has Windows XP Pro
I built this one September of 2001:
900 MHz Celeron CPU (I plan on upgrading to PIII soon)
Intel 815E Motherboard (has integrated sound and video, but I do not use them)
512 MB SDRAM
Integrated Ethernet
80 Gig HD
30 Gig HD
CD-RW
16 MB 3-D Blaster RIVA TNT video card (PCI)
Sound Blaster PCI512 sound card
17in. KDS XFlat monitor
Windows XP Home

My Dell is not all that great (although, I can upgrade it....I just have not since it suits my daughter for now):
Dell Optiplex GX100
700 MHz Celeron CPU
190 MB SDRAM
10 Gig HD
CD-RW
CD-ROM
Integrated video (a pitiful 4 MB)
Integrated Ethernet
Some cheap Soundblaster 64 sound card
Windows ME

Oh, and I almost forgot. This would probably win the "Worst PC Award" if I did not have it apart:
Packard Bell (I don&#39;t remember the make)
233MHz Pentium MMX CPU
62 MB SDRAM
4 Gig HD
Rather than having integrated sound or a sound card connecting to a PCI slot, this one had a sound card paddle where it hooked up straight to the motherboard.
2 MB Video (Integrated)

[DWk]

celeron 300mhz
4gig HDD
8mb video
128mb ram
14in monitor that is messed up :D

DWk

[opivykid]

This destroys everything here&#33;&#33; haha

- emachines
- windows 98
- pentium III
- 550mhz
- 64mb
- 14.2gb hard drive
- 2x cd burner (&#33;&#33;)
- 8mb video card
- 19" monitor that goes completely insane sometimes...
- D drive that wont read anything but music
- E(dvd) drive that wont read anything but data and shits itself when you try
to put a dvd into it

[Orgg]

Intel 166mhz
32mb ram
1mb video card
some sound card
C: 2gb
D: 2gb
4x CD-ROM
windows 98 SE
15"monitor with magnet damage

[metalichris]

My old computer was

533 Celeron

128 PC133 Ram

16 Bit Color

10 Gigabyte HD

Windows 98 SE

No sound Card

2 or 3 PCI Slots (can&#39;t Remember)

No room for Scanner or Printer.

15 inch monitor that faded in and out.

Also the modem would get jard out of place if computer was hit hard anough.

Please give me a rating on this piece of .......................................art&#33;

[Wolfmight]

The worst "PC" would have to be someone who used the "First" Pc type ever made.
Hmm those Vaccum Tube Warehouse computers... wernt very personal though.
Our calculators are now 1,000 times better and faster than those.

[Ripshod]

It may not be a true PC but I still regularly use an Amstrad CPC464 with green screen monitor. Never faultered sinc &#39;86

[Wolfmight]

Anyone here ever learn Punch-cards?

ya see.. that&#39;s why i dont want to learn C++.. gonna change in the future.