Anne Summers Party

[alan36uk]

Please place your orders here :o

[Proper Bo]

3 x women
one to cook
one to clean
and one to....yu know.....iron :D

[alan36uk]

lol do you insert batteries into them ?

[Proper Bo]

Well you have a wife, I think you should know by now! :lol:

[alan36uk]

Toys and other stuff keep the relationship alive ;)

Come on ladies and gents.. what do you want for your sock drawer ?

[fugley]

Originally posted by alan36uk@31 July 2003 - 17:20
Please place your orders here :o
Sorry mate but me has no need for useless cheap plastic containers!

:blink:

[billyfridge]

Originally posted by alan36uk@31 July 2003 - 17:35
Toys and other stuff keep the relationship alive ;)

Come on ladies and gents.. what do you want for your sock drawer ?
SOCKS! Don't get your wife/girlfriend into them sex tools mate, you'll find
yourself 'extra to requirements' unless they let you watch, mmmm could be interesting. :lol:

[namzuf9]

Originally posted by alan36uk@31 July 2003 - 17:35
Toys and other stuff keep the relationship alive ;)

Come on ladies and gents.. what do you want for your sock drawer ?
A base to it? Mines broke :D

[alan36uk]

I see your all trying to make out your woman does not use such things ?

How wrong are you !!

Nothing like giving your john thomas a rest and using a plastic one on her :o

Your all in denial :D

[bigboab]

Toys?

Is that things that you screw up at night and they do the housework? :P

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by fugley+31 July 2003 - 17:40--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (fugley @ 31 July 2003 - 17:40)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-alan36uk@31 July 2003 - 17:20
Please place your orders here&nbsp; :o
Sorry mate but me has no need for useless cheap plastic containers&#33;

:blink: [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol: PMSL :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nice one Fugs :lol: :lol:

I think I already got my stuff I want, but thanks anyway :P

Jonno B)

[Lilmiss]

can i have a new bloke,
or the next best thing please? ;)

/grrr...mumble....growl... :(

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by lilmiss@31 July 2003 - 22:23
can i have a new bloke,
or the next best thing please? ;)

/grrr...mumble....growl... :(
:D

Jonno B)

[Lilmiss]

:D :P :lol: :D

yeah, i was thinking of keeping the next b/f locked in my sock drawer.
make &#39;em appreciate being let out once in a while. :D ;)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by lilmiss@31 July 2003 - 22:31
:D :P :lol: :D

yeah, i was thinking of keeping the next b/f locked in my sock drawer.
make &#39;em appreciate being let out once in a while. :D ;)
Me likes sock drawer :P ummmmmmm Lilmiss&#39;s smelly socks :P

Me likes idea :D

Yes Mistress Lilmiss :P :lol:

Jonno B)

[Lilmiss]

:D
urm, you can live in my sock drawer,
but me&#39;s looking for a mathhew lillard looky like with loads of cash.
....or if it comes to it, just awake will do. ;)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by lilmiss@31 July 2003 - 22:41
:D
urm, you can live in my sock drawer,
but me&#39;s looking for a mathhew lillard looky like with loads of cash.
....or if it comes to it, just awake will do. ;)
Me can make funny faces but I not got much money :(
Although, as you can see from my activity here, I don&#39;t sleep much ;) :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Lilmiss]

hehehe, you know what i mean, ya wee scamp. ;)

and urm, im looking for someone less ............... :blink: ......jonno?
you my crazy chum. :rolleyes:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by lilmiss@31 July 2003 - 23:00


and urm, im looking for someone less ............... :blink: ......jonno?
you my crazy chum. :rolleyes: [/color]
Awww, that&#39;s not fair........ :( Me not all..........Jonno :(
Me can be serious sometimes, I&#39;m having my serious night this year tonight :D

Ok then, you think I&#39;m ugly ans fat and stupid :( Probably why you hit me with stick :( Me understand (hangs head low, and slumps of to corner).........(uh oh, round room, where&#39;s the corner :blink: ).........Me know,,me stand in middle and work way outward :)

Jonno B)

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+1 August 2003 - 00:05--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 1 August 2003 - 00:05)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-lilmiss@31 July 2003 - 23:00


and urm, im looking for someone less ............... :blink: ......jonno?
you my crazy chum.&nbsp; :rolleyes: [/color]
Awww, that&#39;s not fair........ :( Me not all..........Jonno :(
Me can be serious sometimes, I&#39;m having my serious night this year tonight :D

Ok then, you think I&#39;m ugly ans fat and stupid :( Probably why you hit me with stick :( Me understand (hangs head low, and slumps of to corner).........(uh oh, round room, where&#39;s the corner :blink: ).........Me know,,me stand in middle and work way outward :)

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
Jonno, can I interest you in a secret?

a word you might want to try learning... (http://dictionary.cambridge.org/define.asp?key=38782&dict=CALD)

[Lilmiss]

awwwww....me sorry jonno. :o
you my friend.
dont be sad, here have a cup of tea and a biccy. ;)

comfy?
good.....................
...............
.......http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/whap.gif

(fooled ya. ;) )

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by lilmiss@31 July 2003 - 23:12
awwwww....me sorry jonno. :o
you my friend.
dont be sad, here have a cup of tea and a biccy. ;)

comfy?
good.....................
...............
.......http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/whap.gif

(fooled ya. ;) )
:lol: :lol: :lol: LMAO :lol: :lol: Me love that joke :lol: :lol:

Excellent :lol: :lol:

It&#39;s all Me.........and Lilmiss, she hit ME again, ME not like when she hit ME ;) :lol: :lol:

@Lamsey.......Are you trying to tell I that you love I? :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Lamsey]

/I gives up :rolleyes:

[chalkmongoose]

What about someone whose stoned 23 hours a day?

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by chalkmongoose@31 July 2003 - 23:39
What about someone whose stoned 23 hours a day?
Yeah we give up on you too :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by chalkmongoose@31 July 2003 - 23:39
What about someone whose stoned 23 hours a day?
thats me. :(

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by lilmiss+31 July 2003 - 23:51--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lilmiss @ 31 July 2003 - 23:51)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-chalkmongoose@31 July 2003 - 23:39
What about someone whose stoned 23 hours a day?
thats me. :( [/b][/quote]
Why sad face?? :unsure:

Me likes you when you stoned..........oh........I guess that means I just like you ;) :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Lilmiss]

hoorah.
you wouldnt like me sober, im mean. ;)
im off to find my shaun the sheep hot water bottle, and brush my teegies before the big day.
eeeeeekkkkkkk&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :o

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by lilmiss@1 August 2003 - 00:02
hoorah.
you wouldnt like me sober, im mean. ;)
im off to find my shaun the sheep hot water bottle, and brush my teegies before the big day.
eeeeeekkkkkkk&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :o
I&#39;d like you however ;) :)

Night night, sleep tight mind the bed bugs don&#39;t ........come in thru the window steal all ya stuff and set light to ya toes ;) :lol:

Sweet dreams :)

Jonno B)

[Guillaume]

Yep. Good night Lilmiss&#33;


Me goes to bed too... Alone...


Good night all&#33; :sleeping:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Gurahl@1 August 2003 - 00:13
Yep. Good night Lilmiss&#33;


Me goes to bed too... Alone...


Good night all&#33; :sleeping:
You want some company?? :P

Jonno B)

[Lilmiss]

thanks chuck. :D
goodnite,
if you see zero, kick him in the shins and beat him with my stick.
he&#39;s bad&#33; :angry:

gurahl, i have another hot water bottle if you want? ;)

[Guillaume]

Damn&#33; the strangest thing happened&#33; The "reply" button went missing for a while...
Well, the strangest if you don&#39;t count Jonno offering me company for the night :">
Thanks for the offer, Lilmiss, but it&#39;s already awfully hot here&#33; Now, if you find a way to send me an electric fan through the internet, feel free to do it&#33; :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Gurahl@1 August 2003 - 00:23
Damn&#33; the strangest thing happened&#33; The "reply" button went missing for a while...
Well, the strangest if you don&#39;t count Jonno offering me company for the night :">
Thanks for the offer, Lilmiss, but it&#39;s already awfully hot here&#33; Now, if you find a way to send me an electric fan through the internet, feel free to do it&#33; :lol:
So you don&#39;t want my company then?? :(

Me got fan in cieling and on wall :) That&#39;s why I&#39;m so COOL B)

Night Lilmiss......again :lol:

How come your still here Gurahl, I thought you were going to bed.........or were you waiting for me? :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[chalkmongoose]

Wow... A kindred spirit. I can&#39;t believe someone else out there is as froogled as I am.