The guilt game.

[100%]

with women is my favorite part of in a relationship.

It makes you just love her more.
:shutup:

[peat moss]

Yep especially when its your turn to do the laundry . I use sexual favors to get out of my duties .

[100%]

yes that spice is the absolute sweetest part. its like that smooth ripping off of your skin

[peat moss]

yes that spice is the absolute sweetest part. its like that smooth ripping off of your skin


Pardon ? :lol: Hey when I first read the title I thought it said " The Quilt " game .

Dam reading glasses . :pinch:

[100%]

Why do they (chiks) abuse it so much, are they inherently calvinist, and live to give pain?

[peat moss]

Why do they (chiks) abuse it so much, are they inherently calvinist, and live to give pain?

Tell me what you did wrong first ......... :lol:

[Something Else]

I think they are just damn good at it and can't help themselves. :eyebrows:

[100%]

Why do they (chiks) abuse it so much, are they inherently calvinist, and live to give pain?

Tell me what you did wrong first ......... :lol:

According to me, i did what is normal, what any sane human would do.
but
slowly....
i am beginning to understand...
that it was wrong

yes
very wrong

may satan suck out my soul with a straw.

mea culpa

[100%]

I put the washing liquid in the wrong section.

How could i?

unbelievable.

[peat moss]

I put the washing liquid in the wrong section.

How could i?

unbelievable.

I'm going with benchez 's description , and your first choice too I think ?


I'd like to add this video set as it explains our true thoughts . :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut-wGn3hAqE

[kallieb]

Rule #1 - The rules are made up as we go along.

Remember this and all your relationships with a woman will be pure bliss.

Just my two cents...

[Skweeky]

Is she due a period?

You can't hold it against her if that is the case

[manker]

Is she due a period?

You can't hold it against her if that is the case
Well, you can hold it against her, just can't put it in. Especially if there are fresh sheets on the bed.

Abstinence is usually my choice during these sanguine few days but I hear that Americans put green towels down to soak up any menstrual spillage.
We Brits just don't have the foresight :(

[chalice]

When I was at school, we had a classmate convinced that a '69' was when a girl gathered up her menstrual discharge in a glass with a flake in it for the guy to drink.

We sustained that for several years. Ah, the days of innocence.

[manker]

:lol: :earl:

[Skweeky]

How will this naked waitressing job work during those 'sanguine' days?

Can I have them off?

[manker]

How will this naked waitressing job work during those 'sanguine' days?

Can I have them off?That won't be necessary. I'll fashion some kind of device for you to wear that'll avoid drippage.

Wouldn't want great big pools of nasty period on the pristine kitchen floor.
Someone might slip and sue me :smilie4:

[Skweeky]

I'm curious as to what that device will be :unsure:

[Squeamous]

yes that spice is the absolute sweetest part. its like that smooth ripping off of your skin


Pardon ? :lol: Hey when I first read the title I thought it said " The Quilt " game .

Dam reading glasses . :pinch:

Oh! I read it as that too. I thought he meant the thing where you fart and hold her head under the duvet.

Each to their own :unsure:.

[Squeamous]

I'm no expert, although being female I suppose I'm more of one than a man, but usually when you get your head ripped off for something silly there's an underlying more serious reason. You see, women get so angry and rageful about the serious stuff that they bottle it up because they don't know how to impress upon their partner just how fucked off they are. Then, when you put a fork in the knife drawer she lets rip. Simple really.

[Something Else]

Wymyns. :rolleyes:

[Squeamous]

Yeah, but we are endearingly addictive :happy:

[Alien5]

yeah right... keep thinking that. :mellow:

[Barbarossa]

The quilt game is better. We call it a "Dutch Oven" :happy:

[Squeamous]

yeah right... keep thing that. :mellow:

No, you thing that!

[Alien5]

spelling mistakes are natural, don't be afraid of them.

[chalice]

spelling mistakes are natural, don't be afraid of them.

Speak for yourself, tentacled one.

[Alien5]

sorry master.

[CrabGirl]

I put the washing liquid in the wrong section.

How could i?

unbelievable.

It wouldnt have been about the washing up liquid, it would have been about the fact that she has probably told you a thousand times where she likes it to live and the fact that you haven't put it there means you don't listen to her, don't respect her opinions or views and therefore don't love her like she deserves to be loved.

I don't make the rules, I'm just explaining.

[Squeamous]

She's right! At the moment I'm simmering with rage because my OH keeps causing a pool of water to collect on the floor every time he empties the washer. I don't do it, why does he? There's going to be some serious dutch oven-ing tonight I can tell you.

[Alien5]

I would just blame the cat :ermm:

[CrabGirl]

She's right! At the moment I'm simmering with rage because my OH keeps causing a pool of water to collect on the floor every time he empties the washer. I don't do it, why does he? There's going to be some serious dutch oven-ing tonight I can tell you.

Eat a can of sardines, dont even rinse your mouth out and go and give him a big snog, using tongues for extra scale transferral. Then after he's finished retching tell him why you did it.

Cruel and unusual punishment indeed, but works in an oddly Pavlovian way.

[Squeamous]

I'm a vegetarian! Will have to think of something similar to wave in front of his face

:shifty: