Seriously... How do you do it

[Seedler]

So I've had a GF for the past 3 months.

I've gotten 1st base in the first week

Hit 2nd in about a month

and reached half of 3rd base (only giving) towards the end of the 2nd month.

Now, I know for a fact she really enjoys receiving it, but for some reason she thinks giving it is gross and absolutely refuses to give it back.

So oviousment I'm pretty bummed and frustrated, as I go home with a massive stiffies having to take care of them myself.

What the fuck do I do to get full 3rd base or maybe even hit 4th

Besides raping her, oviousment:dabs:

[Lilmiss]

:lol: Fail.

[Seedler]

:lol: Fail.

Oviousment.

Question was how do I unfail.

[kallieb]

hmmm....

Is she Roman Catholic by chance. It would explain much.....

Otherwise, seems she's developed a fair system here, all receive with no give.. what motivates her to do something different?? Try going back to second base. See what happens then. Otherwise, enjoy being a monk or get a new gf.

[callum]

:lol: Fail.

Oviousment.

Question was how do I unfail.

Ask neotheone? :unsure:

[Seedler]

hmmm....

Is she Roman Catholic by chance. It would explain much.....

Otherwise, seems she's developed a fair system here, all receive with no give.. what motivates her to do something different?? Try going back to second base. See what happens then. Otherwise, enjoy being a monk or get a new gf.

No, she's azn... one of those goodie good gone bad ones... can't get a new GF cuz I love her.

Guess I'm stuck being a fucking monk?:pinch:

There's gotta be someway, maybe alcohol would help?:unsure:





Oviousment.

Question was how do I unfail.

Ask neotheone? :unsure:

Neotheone?:unsure:

[kallieb]

hmmmm....How about good ol' conversation. Ask her if she has any worries, hang-ups, fears that you'll think less of her, performance anxiety (blush) concerns etc etc.

Good girls gone bad are not all bad. Some values are harder to shake and the home-run is the mother lode.

My thinking is...if you can't talk about it, don't do it.

[callum]

No, she's azn... one of those goodie good gone bad ones... can't get a new GF cuz I love her.

Guess I'm stuck being a fucking monk?:pinch:

There's gotta be someway, maybe alcohol would help?:unsure:





Oviousment.

Question was how do I unfail.

Ask neotheone? :unsure:

Neotheone?:unsure:

Neotheone, canadian loser, always having trouble with girls, bit of a bore really. I might actually be getting him mixed up with someone else, now that I think about it. There can't be two people like that.

[kallieb]

Canadian losers!!

hmfff.....

piss off I say.

[Cabalo]

the problem is to make her do it the first time cuz once she does it, she will hopefully enjoy it, as long as u promise that u tell her in advance when you will have the "sexy explosion".
maybe she is not yet enlightened that she isn't obliged to swallow it (though she should, but one step at a time).

[callum]

Canadian losers!!

hmfff.....

piss off I say.

Seedlers just came back, at least leave it a week before you start that crap.

[Lilmiss]

Yeah.

Piss orf, Canadian losers.

[callum]

...

[callum]

Yeah.

Piss orf, Canadian losers.

What's happening here? is it a racist women's night, first it was kallieb, now you.

I'd just like to say, not all candian men are like seedler and neo:blink:. Some of them are like smith :pinch:, some are like virtualbody :(, some are like rossco :cry: and the good ones are out fuckin bears.

[kallieb]

oops...my "piss off" was just kidding. sometimes smilies are important.

[Lilmiss]

What's happening here? is it a racist women's night, first it was kallieb, now you.

I'd just like to say, not all candian men are like seedler and neo:blink:. Some of them are like smith :pinch:, some are like virtualbody :(, some are like rossco :cry: and the good ones are out fuckin bears.


:o

I'm not slagging all 'nads.
That dawg from Due South and our Rossco both rawk.

[callum]

What's happening here? is it a racist women's night, first it was kallieb, now you.

I'd just like to say, not all candian men are like seedler and neo:blink:. Some of them are like smith :pinch:, some are like virtualbody :(, some are like rossco :cry: and the good ones are out fuckin bears.


:o

I'm not slagging all 'nads.
That dawg from Due South and our Rossco both rawk.

They don't count, I think rossco's mum is from glasgow and the guy in due south played soemone with the second name Fraser. Brendan Fraser is also ok for a canadian.

[kallieb]

Can't forget Keannu Reaves. sizzle......

[Lilmiss]

Seedler can't donate blood in his own country.
What's that all aboot?


In Canada, by law, 1 out of every 5 songs on the radio must be sung by a Canadian
Poor fuckers must be hooked on that Morissette cow. :no:

[callum]

Can't forget Keannu Reaves. sizzle......

I'm sure Keannu will cringe when he reads that, it would seem he was born in Beirut and proud of it to, i'd guess.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000206/bio

The things people will say to avoid being called canadian, it's shocking.

[Lilmiss]

Shirly, you mean Keanu (http://www.thinkbabynames.com/meaning/1/Keanu). :huh:

[kallieb]

ouch...pinched by the red pen again. I need to be more detail oriented it seems.

My possessiveness of Keanu cannot be dimmed. He was raised in Canada, just born in Beirut.

[callum]

Shirly, you mean Keanu (http://www.thinkbabynames.com/meaning/1/Keanu). :huh:

Actually if you look on his imdb page you will see, he uses Keannu Reeves sometimes.

[Lilmiss]

Meh, he was gash in everything but Bill n Ted or Freaked anyhoo. Laters Nads n Callum. :smilie4:

[callum]

Meh, he was gash in everything but Bill n Ted or Freaked anyhoo. Laters nads. :smilie4:

I think he may just have been playing himself in bill n ted, it wasn't until later on he was found out, when he actually tried some acting.

[Skweeky]

No, she's azn... one of those goodie good gone bad ones...

There's your problem.

See, if she were RC, she'd be riding you like a cowgirl, giving you all the oral you can handle, and shagging you in the most inappropriate places imaginable :P


We're all the same :naughty:

[100%]

Wtf are all these bases?
1st = kissing?
2nd = touching boobies?
?

[Mr JP Fugley]

maybe she is not yet enlightened that she isn't obliged to swallow it

My favourite comment for ages. I'm still chortling about it.

I particularly like that she used the word "enlightened".

[Alien5]

show here your pr0n collection.

[Alien5]

oops..

[Squeamous]

So I've had a GF for the past 3 months.

I've gotten 1st base in the first week

Hit 2nd in about a month

and reached half of 3rd base (only giving) towards the end of the 2nd month.

Now, I know for a fact she really enjoys receiving it, but for some reason she thinks giving it is gross and absolutely refuses to give it back.

So oviousment I'm pretty bummed and frustrated, as I go home with a massive stiffies having to take care of them myself.

What the fuck do I do to get full 3rd base or maybe even hit 4th

Besides raping her, oviousment:dabs:

69?

[tesco]

:o

I'm not slagging all 'nads.
That dawg from Due South and our Rossco both rawk.

They don't count, I think rossco's mum is from glasgow...
:O stalker

[Seedler]

Wtf are all these bases?
1st = kissing?
2nd = touching boobies?
?

1st= snogging
2nd= booties
3rd= oral (give/receive, hence only half of 3rd)
4th= vaginal
5th= erm...anal?
6th= gang?
7th= ???



No, she's azn... one of those goodie good gone bad ones...

There's your problem.

See, if she were RC, she'd be riding you like a cowgirl, giving you all the oral you can handle, and shagging you in the most inappropriate places imaginable :P


We're all the same :naughty:

What's RC?:huh:

I apologize for my noobcakeness.

And erm, I'm pretty sure she's a big virg too, I've done my background hwk check n stuff:S

But that just adds to the problem:frusty:

[Alien5]

take her to 5th base, then all other bases are 0wn3d.

[CrabGirl]

So I've had a GF for the past 3 months.

I've gotten 1st base in the first week

Hit 2nd in about a month

and reached half of 3rd base (only giving) towards the end of the 2nd month.

Now, I know for a fact she really enjoys receiving it, but for some reason she thinks giving it is gross and absolutely refuses to give it back.

So oviousment I'm pretty bummed and frustrated, as I go home with a massive stiffies having to take care of them myself.

What the fuck do I do to get full 3rd base or maybe even hit 4th

Besides raping her, oviousment:dabs:

Wash.

[Alien5]

So I've had a GF for the past 3 months.

I've gotten 1st base in the first week

Hit 2nd in about a month

and reached half of 3rd base (only giving) towards the end of the 2nd month.

Now, I know for a fact she really enjoys receiving it, but for some reason she thinks giving it is gross and absolutely refuses to give it back.

So oviousment I'm pretty bummed and frustrated, as I go home with a massive stiffies having to take care of them myself.

What the fuck do I do to get full 3rd base or maybe even hit 4th

Besides raping her, oviousment:dabs:

Wash your nuts. fixed

[CrabGirl]

There would only be three reasons why she wouldn't suck your little pecker.
1. She might not know what she is doing so is underconfident.
2. You have poor personal hygiene as per above posts. Sucking you off would be like ringing out a hookers three-week old vadge-flannel into her mouth and she'd rather not thanks
3. She's just not that into you.

[Alien5]

2nd= booties <---what does that mean in english?

[Mr JP Fugley]

1st= snogging
2nd= booties
3rd= oral (give/receive, hence only half of 3rd)
4th= vaginal
5th= erm...anal?
6th= gang?
7th= ???


Your problems may be rooted in the fact that you are a total fucking idiot.

Not just about this btw, life in general.

[CrabGirl]

2nd= booties <---what does that mean in english?

The lady doth obviously have some Pirates Treasure secreted somewhere about her person. :mellow:

[Alien5]

ah ha!, what the hell is he thinking about 5th base for, when hes stuck on 2.5? just a thought :unsure:

maybe he should go back to square one and re-think why the whole GF situation went so wrong.

week one or two should have been third base at least.

Does she have some religious beliefs or something else?

[Cabalo]

Does she have some religious beliefs or something else?
maybe she is vegetarian! :pinch:

[Seedler]

In all seriousness...

Now I just think it's a racial issue. Arabs, Asians, Indians, etc. just aren't very open about these kind of things.

Or it could be that I'm just a big fucking noob, possibly and probably.

[bornwithnoname]

seedler how old are you. How old is she?

[Cabalo]

In all seriousness...

Now I just think it's a racial issue. Arabs, Asians, Indians, etc.. just aren't very open about these kind of things.

Or it could be that I'm just a big fucking noob, possibly and probably.
is she Muslim ? Asians are very open to the noble art of blowing the candle.

it's a fact that they don't suck, i have been at Morocco few years ago with some friends, and they all wanted to try prostitutes there ( :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: all were really fat,ugly and hairy) and none of them would blow you, no matter how much money u offered (they offered 200€ for a blow job just to see how far with would go their refusal ).

so i guess it can indeed be a religion thing.

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/buttons_synapse/edit.gif

for the record, i didn't bang one, i got really disgusted when i saw them, and stayed at the lobby drinking mint tea with the owner :P
my friends are so retarded... :noes:

[Squeamous]

Yeah, it can't be an Indian thing......they invented the Kama Sutra ffs.

If not a religious problem it's probably as crabgirl says, underconfidence. When I was that age I didn't like doing it much either, though I'm sat here thinking and I can't work out why. I'm sure lack of confidence was a big issue.

[Skweeky]

I never had that problem :D

[Cheese]

Face it Seedler, the only way you're going to get a blowjob is if you have some of your vertebrae removed.

[clocker]

Face it Seedler, the only way you're going to get a blowjob is if you have some of your vertebrae removed.
Ok, you are definitely going to hell for that one.

[thewizeard]

..even if he converts ?

[bikernin]

dude, you really need to get on ThePlace. im pretty certain you find all the answers there :yup:

[Barbarossa]

1st= snogging
2nd= booties
3rd= oral (give/receive, hence only half of 3rd)
4th= vaginal
5th= erm...anal?
6th= gang?
7th= ???


Your problems may be rooted in the fact that you are a total fucking idiot.

Not just about this btw, life in general.

:lol: This basically says everything that needs to be said.

[J-dye]

seedler , maybe your cawk smells really bad

:unsure:

[Seedler]

Face it Seedler, the only way you're going to get a blowjob is if you have some of your vertebrae removed.

:pinch:

Talk about harshness

[Seedler]

seedler , maybe your cawk smells really bad

:unsure:

maybe, is there a cock perfume around:unsure:

[Seedler]

seedler how old are you. How old is she?

17/16

[deepee]

arent you people underaged?

[J-dye]

arent you people underaged?

err , i had my first when i was 16 and she was 15 :P

[deepee]

arent you people underaged?

err , i had my first when i was 16 and she was 15 :P

poor girl. she is going to dread taking a matchstick her whole life:pinch: