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J-dye
02-12-2008, 05:35 AM
why do you use paper to wipe your ass instead of using water to clean "it" ? :shutup:

thewizeard
02-12-2008, 07:02 AM
To give you a reason to post this thread..now lick my ass :P

Squeamous
02-12-2008, 07:27 AM
I have to admit, I was in a country where you had to use your hand to wipe your arse a while back and once I got over the squeamishness it seemed like a much better way than using loo roll. People seem to have much better personal hygiene in hot countries too....a friend of mine told me that in Saudi men tend to shave down below because of the heat.

Gripper
02-12-2008, 08:18 AM
Not much fun if ya pick ys teeth though.

Squeamous
02-12-2008, 08:57 AM
You just pick them with your right hand :rolleyes:.

Barbarossa
02-12-2008, 09:40 AM
I just use the curtains :dabs:

Artemis
02-12-2008, 09:50 AM
I just use the curtains

so it was you :angry:

J-dye
02-12-2008, 10:10 AM
Not much fun if ya pick ys teeth though.

you wash your hands too after that

err, you use water to clean everything , but why use papers to clean your bottom ?

and you even have anal on that uncleaned arse ? eww :sick:

Barbarossa
02-12-2008, 10:17 AM
Speaking personally, I don't really want to end up with a wet bottom :dabs:

manker
02-12-2008, 12:52 PM
So, are you a giver or a taker?Speaking personally, I don't really want to end up with a wet bottom :dabs:Take turns, ffs.

It's only fair.

Barbarossa
02-12-2008, 01:01 PM
Look, I wear the trousers in this relationship, not gripper :angry:

manker
02-12-2008, 01:08 PM
Just make sure you give him a reach-around, you shellfish bar-steward.

100%
02-12-2008, 01:38 PM
it is our only way to shit on bureaucracy.

Hairbautt
02-12-2008, 09:07 PM
Toliet paper. But when it's really messy, it's water and a rag.

Skiz
02-12-2008, 09:22 PM
err, you use water to clean everything , but why use papers to clean your bottom ?

We do use water to clean our asses. Rather, some of us do it appears. It's called showering, ffs. :dabs:

We use paper as a temporary and quick means of cleaning up until our next bath/shower.

kallieb
02-12-2008, 10:29 PM
The bidet is a grand invention. Completely underutilized in our rather conventional western world.

deepee
02-13-2008, 02:24 PM
toilet paper sucks.