Period pains

[Skweeky]

how long do yours last? Do you take painkillers or do you go for the hot bottle approach?

[Mr JP Fugley]

I find large quantities of fermented apple juice is just the ticket.

[bunny67]

i take tablets and these heat pad things you place on your tummy they are great!and the pain is just for a day only

[Something Else]

The wifey does the hot-water bottle thing. It seems to work well for her, like. :smilie4:

[CrabGirl]

Hot water bottle and ibuprofen or playing darts using my boyfriends stomach as a dartboard so he knows what I feel like.

[KFlint]

My wife is having huge pain sometimes during her periods, and she had some kind of toxic reaction to tampons too, scary :fear:

advil in gel is the best she says

[Biggles]

SGG says that I have to say she used to use the hot water bottle/pain killer/stay in bed for two days method but has got the pill from the Doc and it seems to be doing the trick. :ermm: she keeps snickering about that other thread too :pinch:

:unsure: with her other meds her breakfast is like a party in a chemists.

[Skweeky]

:lol: :earl:

That's just too funny

[Something Else]

I find a swift shot to the baby maker sorts out any periodical problems that arise around here. :eyebrows:

[Something Else]

I find a swift shot to the baby maker sorts out any periodical problems that arise around here. :eyebrows:

You sick, sick puppy. :O

[chalice]

I told you about him, Ben.

That's fucking its.

[Snee]

time to revive this again, then.

vhi5F3_cPj0

[Something Else]

Ahh Classic TV....I remembered what happened just before it happened but it was too late. :pinch:

[chalice]

I am not watching that girl vomiting again.

If Snee has the vomit eating edit, then that changes matters.

[Something Else]

Grape Lady Music Video
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ApzPZgUwDaE

[CrabGirl]

I find a swift shot to the baby maker sorts out any periodical problems that arise around here. :eyebrows:

Just cauterise the bloody gateway to her guts with a cattle brand.
Honestly.... Men.

[Something Else]

I find a swift shot to the baby maker sorts out any periodical problems that arise around here. :eyebrows:

Just cauterise the bloody gateway to her guts with a cattle brand.
Honestly.... TV Anchor-Men.

Fixed. :sly:

[ShadowsServant]

I find when I exercise regularly I don't have any menstrual pains when the time comes. A few sit ups a week do the trick just fine.
Laziness does strike me sometimes, in those cases it only lasts on the first day. An extra strength Advil does the trick just then.

[Squeamous]

Orgasm helps :yup:

[ShadowsServant]

Sure does. lol

[kallieb]

Advil is a wonder drug.

[Something Else]

Advil is a wonder drug.

I just spoke to God. He says. 'Stop that cheating and feel the pain bitches. I put it there for a reason.' :shutup:

[kallieb]

Fuck that. I bet he and Tom Cruise are into that silent birth bullshit too.

Men...

[Something Else]

Tom Cruise is getting a pasting at b3ta. :smilie4:

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/6573/tomclearug0.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[kallieb]

Make him wallpaper. That's what I suggest.

[kittybewm]

Is Tom Cruise a lesbian now? :huh:

[100%]

Ladies,
Thanks for the bleeder threads to raise consciousness.

OUR CONCIUOSNESS HAS BEEN ALERTED

However we are still in the blank here.

PLEASE ADVISE US.

Any chance you girls could make a guide?
(Female Guide) Male survival guide to the menstruating horror.

The moment when men blink their eyes in amazement, of total lack of understanding as to why Satan just appeared and is ripping off your skin, and sticking guilt into your every pour
The moment a man wonders what the fuck is he doing together with this woman.

-Are there any obvious signals that we should be aware of beforehand?

-You tend to hide your vaginal paraphernalia, hence it is difficult for us to know, it is upon us.
What is the time between your insane moods and the moment you use the paraphernalia? How long after?
eg.
-When exactly does the discomfort start and end? (in relation to the moment you use the vag paraphernalia & How long after? )

-when does the period pain start and end? (in relation to the moment you use the paraphernalia? How long after? )

-History has proven that we can not, plug into our mental / physical calenders your pm stats. Hence it is up to you to warn us.

- or what could we possibly do to avoid your wrath during this period? (Would it be better if we left?)

Presently no other questions.

Ladies Keep it simple, you know why.

[Skweeky]

IF YOU HAVE TO ASK THEN THERE'S NO USE US TELLING YOU!

:angry:

[deepee]

@ 100%

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menstrual_cycle

also, google exists for a reason

[lazybuttz]

just be nice to her

[kooftspc11]

midol works fine for me. the only time i find myself in bad pain is if i have sex just a couple hours before my period starts.

[Something Else]

You sure get around. :O

[kooftspc11]

You sure get around. :O

what like u never had sex before?

[kallieb]

Most of us sure, but privacy and intimacy tend to be somewhat interrelated, unless one is a bit of a voyeuristic exhibitionist, then, well, more public the better I guess.

[Something Else]

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/7793/tampaxmz3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

~b3ta~

[grimms]

My wife suggest's that I punch her in the stomach (Of course I never would). Advil, Oreo Cookies, and milk works wonders on her behalf.

[Gemby!]

I take nothing and vent on the nearest male. He shall feel me pain.

[Biggles]

I take nothing and vent on the nearest male. He shall feel me pain.

Whereas before you just gave us a good spamming. :shifty:

Edit: What on earth is in your sig?

[Something Else]

Edit: What on earth is in your sig?

:dry: She's been explaining that all day.


ITS A WOMBAT!:naughty:

[Biggles]

:dry: She's been explaining that all day.


ITS A WOMBAT!:naughty:

It looks like it has drunk 20 pints of XXXX