These period threads won't stop until JP does his reading

[Skweeky]

we'll be moving on to discussing blood clots soon.

[chalice]

Will it help if I do a reading?

I can't be arsed with all his periodness, like.

[CrabGirl]

Yeh! Come ON JP!

[CrabGirl]

Will it help if I do a reading?

I can't be arsed with all his periodness, like.

What accent do you have? Is it a sexy one?

[chalice]

Will it help if I do a reading?

I can't be arsed with all his periodness, like.

What accent do you have? Is it a sexy one?

Belfast. Sounds like shite.

Actually, not a kick of the arse off JP's like.

So what's the difference.

[CrabGirl]

What accent do you have? Is it a sexy one?

Belfast. Sounds like shite.

Actually, not a kick of the arse off JP's like.

So what's the difference.

That'll do! I happen to find the Northern Irelandish accent tres attractive. :yup:

[chalice]

You sick bitch.

[CrabGirl]

Yes. Yes I am. Say it again.

[chalice]

You sick bitch, you.

Yes, you're a sick bitch.

[Alien5]

we'll be moving on to discussing blood clots soon. are you ready for some blood clot jungle techno.

[CrabGirl]

You sick bitch, you.

Yes, you're a sick bitch.

:whimper: :wub:

[Fromagepas]

What accent do you have? Is it a sexy one?

Actually, not a kick of the arse off JP's like.



Having been to Belfast on numerous occasions, both business and pleasure, I can confirm that what you suggest is in fact cawk.

[CrabGirl]

We need to compare and contrast in some sort of accent-off. Please to both be doing a reading and posting it here.

[chalice]

Actually, not a kick of the arse off JP's like.



Having been to Belfast on numerous occasions, both business and pleasure, I can confirm that what you suggest is in fact cawk.

After careful consideration of your keen argument, I am forced to agree.

However, this doesn't mean that I was telling fibs.

I was drunk when I posted that and I would pitch the probability that JP and myself sound exactly alike after several magnums of the old apple.

[Skweeky]

You'd better hurry up. I thought of some gems to post in the next few hours.

[Biggles]

Having been to Belfast on numerous occasions, both business and pleasure, I can confirm that what you suggest is in fact cawk.

After careful consideration of your keen argument, I am forced to agree.

However, this doesn't mean that I was telling fibs.

I was drunk when I posted that and I would pitch the probability that JP and myself sound exactly alike after several magnums of the old apple.

That is a fair point - emblooteration is a great leveler of accents.

[Snee]

After careful consideration of your keen argument, I am forced to agree.

However, this doesn't mean that I was telling fibs.

I was drunk when I posted that and I would pitch the probability that JP and myself sound exactly alike after several magnums of the old apple.

That is a fair point - emblooteration is a great leveler of accents.

:O Does this mean you guys start rolling your r's summat fierce when you've had a wee bit too much to drink, too?

[chalice]

That is a fair point - emblooteration is a great leveler of accents.

:O Does this mean you guys start rolling your r's summat fierce when you've had a wee bit too much to drink, too?

Roll my rs, roll my spliffs, roll my thunder and then roll on the floor.

[kittybewm]

Skweeky you up for some blood art? Tampons make good 'paint' brushes if you use it quickly otherwise it just eats it all up :(

[Skweeky]

I go for the spray paint gun. Just insert it and spray away

[Mr JP Fugley]

Having been to Belfast on numerous occasions, both business and pleasure, I can confirm that what you suggest is in fact cawk.

After careful consideration of your keen argument, I am forced to agree.

However, this doesn't mean that I was telling fibs.

I was drunk when I posted that and I would pitch the probability that JP and myself sound exactly alike after several magnums of the old apple.
Absolutely no doubt about it.

I worked in Sarf End many years ago and my bestest chum there was from New Castle. We couldn't make out a word of each others accent when sober. However with the simple addition of large quantities of alcohol that was easily solved.

The reactions of the locals to a pair of large drunks, one from New Castle and one from Glasgow was interesting. We rarely found difficulty in getting to the bar.

True Story.