I hate ppl giveaway

[WarrenBuffet]

yeah yeah, keep the change

2x scc
2x a music tracker (not the food related one)
1x tdc
1x hdbits (closed atm)

I'LL pm winners. Post here. tell me a joke.

[WarrenBuffet]

nice give away
can i have hdbits

ha ha, thats a funny one

[DeathAngel]

can I have TDC ?? Thanks in advance , good give away .

[mwl134]

good giveaway...
can i have scc?
i want it so much

"As rare as a Blonde virgin"
lol

[kinetix]

Give me SCC and I might, I said might, spare your life.

[topmen]

can i have HDBits?

A bear is sitting in the middle of a forest taking the biggest shit of his life and feeling dam good about it.

He looks down and sees a rabbit dumping a load right next to him. The bear looks at the rabbit and says, "Hey, uhh Mr. Rabbit, uhh do you have a problem withthe shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit shakes his head no and says, "Nope, never bothers me."

The bear says, "Good!" takes the rabbit and wipes his ass with him and then tosses him aside.

[WarrenBuffet]

QUIT STEALING FU***** JOKES FROM THE funny stuff in fst.

[topmen]

just googled the word "joke".....

[Diiyad]

Hey there, I would love an hdbits invite.

Yo Mama is so stupid, she sits on the Television and watches the sofa.

[nixonsparanoia]

Please you be giving me SCC.

It's more of an amusing scene from a movie, than a joke...but i wont let that stop me. So there's a prisoner getting on a plane right, and the guard is checking various prisoners for contraband and whatnot. So he tells the prisoner to open his mouth, catches a whiff of his breath and says, "Damn negro, it smells like someone shit in your mouth". The prisoner replies, "He told me he loved me", laughs, and gets on the plane. I think it's funny. So should you.

[iddqdidkfa]

can i have scc please

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.
Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"
"Yeah, I''ve come to activate your phone lines."

[koksoner]

Hello ;)

I look SCC!!!

http://www.speedtest.net/result/233555241.png (http://www.speedtest.net)

http://images3.hiboox.com/vignettes/0708/kuc3t8ra.png (http://www.hiboox.com/lang-fr/image.php?img=kuc3t8ra.png)

http://images3.hiboox.com/vignettes/0708/69ga2cqk.png (http://www.hiboox.com/lang-fr/image.php?img=69ga2cqk.png)

http://images3.hiboox.com/vignettes/0708/key8gy0k.png (http://www.hiboox.com/lang-fr/image.php?img=key8gy0k.png)

http://images3.hiboox.com/vignettes/0708/15a88n6l.png (http://www.hiboox.com/lang-fr/image.php?img=15a88n6l.png)

http://images3.hiboox.com/vignettes/0708/ldzqu5j1.png (http://www.hiboox.com/lang-fr/image.php?img=ldzqu5j1.png)

[slau]

*edited*

[marckecko]

Can i have hdbits?

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

[singing_sol]

tdc???

[puckface]

I have plenty of Jew jokes... but ya know.... I probably shouldnt.

[nixonsparanoia]

Oh no...proceed.

[stander]

I would like a SCC invite...


Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

[Giveaway]

i want hdbits
pm me

[shot2hell]

can i have the music tracker.... LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room. LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room. MARRIAGE - When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room.