Predict the future

[Wolfmight]

give any future date and make up an events and news headlines for the future. have fun! :shifty: :D


2015 - Elvis is discovered to be among the living - spotted in Cuba

2032 - Brazilian scientist invents miracle pill "genocalgo" that actually cures the obesity gene in certain humans.

2037 - FDA finally approves "genocalgo" for the U.S. consumer market

2050 - Gold prices skyrocket to a new high. $4,700 an ounce.

2065 - China invades Rhode Island.

2081 - Sightings of immense robot war machines in Japan brings great concern to the United Nations.

[Spillage]

2017 - Scientists involved in the developement of GM food crops are getting some strange readings from the plants, indications are that vegetables may have basic feelings .

2019 - Scientists have developed a device that enables direct communication with the GM crops . The veggies drop the bombshell .... all plantlife has a high level of intelligence, and they're none to happy about being used as fodder for humans . Government clampdown on the project, for fear of the obvious controversy this would cause .

2020 - Mayhem, the secret is leaked . Mass suicides of Vegetarians & Vegans, who can't handle the guilt of the suffering they inflicted on those poor plants . Religions are in turmoil over the moral implications, such as ... does an Apple have soul? ... can a Carrot sin? Thankfully most humans are insensitive to the suffering of others & food consumption pretty much continues as before . There's a shortlived craze for keeping plants as pets, but due to their innate inactivity, it's doomed . Once the novelty has worn off, owners often end up eating dear old Colin the Cauliflower in a creamy cheese sauce, which is nice.

2025 - It's revealed that Michael Jackson is in fact an alien (most people have no trouble accepting this news) from the planet Paed , sent to Earth as an embassador of good will . His mission is deemed a failure & he's recalled to Paed . As punishment for his abysmal behaviour on Earth, he's forced to spend the rest of his life sat in the corner of a round room, with a Dunce hat on, listening to non-stop church organ music .

[Wolfmight]

2018 - FDA outlaws aspartame after recent discoveries of it's contribution to the AIDS epidemic. "We were way off." -fda research rep.

2019 - 800lb woman files lawsuit against several buffet resturants. " 'All you can eat' almost killed meh! I want compensation!"

2024 - New law makes it illegal to perform health care services for free of charge. "All services must obey standard rates, if not higher." - representatives say.

2025 - U.S. Hospital is caught illegally practicing universal health care for a small town in Rhone Island.

2028 - Gas prices at a new high. 11.08 a gallon.

2043 - Internet Piracy Groups return to the seas. international water Oil Tankers and Abandoned Oil Rigs are discovered to host enormous file servers and self-run economies.

2045 - Governor proposes new bill to outlaw musical genre "rap" in Mississippi .

[Spillage]

2022 - At the ripe age of 75, Sylvester Stallone's latest film project is a major success with fans & US critics, winning 5 Oscar's .
Rambo XII : Canuck Carnage ...... John Rambo ruthlessly despatching hundreds of uppity, French speaking Canadian separatists has audiences in rapture . Accusations of xenophobia by some sections of foreign media , is met with the phrase " what you gonna do about it, we got more nukes than you " .

[Wolfmight]

2036 - Virginia Scientists discover high level of SSRIs in military and penitentiary facility water supplies. "There's something in the water."

2045 - Honda invents semi-perpetual motion vehicle that runs off it's own kinetic energy. "Just inject a little boost and you'll need not re-fuel for 25 years"

2046 - Honda's new perpetual motion vehicle is recalled for classified reasons. Consumers are outraged.

2056 - French archaeologist discovers ancient remains of what appears to be a fission powered laser. "Age reports show this thing was around during the Egyptian pharos age..."

2185 - Scientific anomaly erupts in India. Strange twins born with the speech capabilities beyond a 30 year old genius. "They already speak 3 different languages fluently!" - Dr.Sanji Bejui, PHD

[kondrae]

2018 - Iran produce their own nuke. Gasoline prices rise to $200 a barrel

2032 - Hydrogen cars outnumber petro cars

2069 - China are first to send man on Mars.

[1000possibleclaws]

2135 - Robots with hard metal gears and laser beam eyes are programmed to kill zombies

[Septimus]

2023 - An asteroid is coming to the Earth

2024 - USA asks for all Earth´s resources in order to destroy the asteroid

2025 - The asteroid pass far away of the Earth

2026 - USA doesn´t return the Earth´s resources and now the Earth is called USA

[bigboab]

2135 Zombies take out insurance against injuries suffered during encounters with robots.:)

[C-mos]

2023 - An asteroid is coming to the Earth

2024 - USA asks for all Earth´s resources in order to destroy the asteroid

2025 - The asteroid pass far away of the Earth

2026 - USA doesn´t return the Earth´s resources and now the Earth is called USA



hahahahaah..nice one septimus...so true =))

[Itachi]

May 2008 = Man U wins EPL !

[mbucari1]

Jan 18, 3124 - Atlanta Falcons win Super Bowl for first time.

[yasobelber92]

2020- Aliens discovered the world and Nomad(from Crysis) going to kill them all and save the world

[bigboab]

2009. An Angel will land in Trafalger Square and cure everyone in London.(Well! You started it:lol:)

[Spillage]

2283 ..... Finally, there's peace on Earth . The last living human has just committed suicide .

[bigboab]

2284:-

Peace is shattered by roaming wild animals that kill eveything in sight

[eram]

2582 ...
im born again

[eatchocolate]

In 50 years we will be living like we were 150years ago...

[bigboab]

"2008.(round about xmas) Women will rule the world.:(

[guitarhero]

2041 - The end of Earth! After that, it won`t be time anymore :).

[bigboab]

2042 - The first coming:)

[guitarhero]

2017 - Bill Gates dies !

[bigboab]

2020 King Charles wins crufts.

[guitarhero]

2009 - Police arrests the main hacker band from Brasil :P.

[bigboab]

2010 - house prices will hit zero.:whistling

[guitarhero]

2112 - Free seedboxes with 1 PetaByte/s :lol:

[bigboab]

2115 - Aliens land in Australia.

[guitarhero]

2117 - Romania conquers Australia

[bigboab]

2117 - Romania conquers Australia
2118 - Israel unites with Romania against Australia. Israel has a border dispute with Australia.:lol:

[guitarhero]

2120 - 3rd World War :O

[bigboab]

2120 - 3rd World War :O
The 3rd world can hardly afford to eat, never mind fight:wacko:)

2025 - man lands on Mars. (OK I know. His wife takes his trousers to the dry cleaners:wacko:)

[guitarhero]

2009 - FST will change the site`s design :)

[bigboab]

2010 - The world starts melting?:cry:

[guitarhero]

3000 - Nobody will remember the Human existence..

[bigboab]

2020 - Eyesight improves for everyone.:rolleyes:

[guitarhero]

2010 - 2nd of march - I`ll be 18 years old :).

[bigboab]

"2057 - I will be 118 years old.:lol:

[guitarhero]

"2057 - I will be 118 years old.:lol:
lol 69 yeared


2039 - I wll make bigboab a Birthday cake for his 100 Years anniversary :yup:

[bigboab]

2008 Guitarhero will return.:rolleyes:

[guitarhero]

2011 - my band launches the first concert \m/

[bigboab]

2012 - I finally go completelly deaf.:whistling

[BazookA]

2030 - I will take trip aroud the world

[Popov]

2040 I become a millionaire

[natedogg]

2063- the year I die

[Popov]

2020 I marry Hayden Panetierre, :whistle:

[hbkwarez]

2099 I wasn't here to see the world :)

[bigboab]

2098 - hbkwarez reincarnated. He/She does see the world.:)

[Popov]

2100 - The human being dies of an meteorit :/

[h0r1a]

2040- I will go to the Moon.

[Sunnydown]

2010 - Date Harry Potter

[bigboab]

2010 - Read Harry Potter and all other children's books.:(

[natedogg]

2008
will get nothing for Christmas

[bigboab]

2008 - see what tomorrow brings.:)

[VinX]

2009 --- My exams !!

[bigboab]

2009 - Your resits.:lol:

[guitarhero]

2010 - Santa Claus will be older with 1 year then now :P.

[bigboab]

2009 - Santa Claus will be 1 year older then than now :P.

Could do better.:)

2009 - Guitar will study instead of playing that guitar every night.:lol:

[Popov]

2009 - A new fuel will be invented... (hopefully)

[bigboab]

2009 - another new fuel will be buried by OPEC.:whistling

[Sunnydown]

2009- Electric cars become more popular.

[bigboab]

2009 - another excuse to put up the electricity prices.:lol:

[Popov]

... and the gas-price

[bigboab]

2050 - U.N. settles border dispute between Israel and Algeria.

[guitarhero]

2010 - Obama will be murdered !

[bigboab]

2010 KKK accused of assassination

[binocular]

2090 - China Football Team will won the World Cup. :lol:

[bigboab]

Long before that, I should imagine.:)



2030 - U.K becomes third world country. (looking forward to the step up:lol:)

[guitarhero]

2013 - Porn will be legal on all the TV channels..

[bigboab]

2013 - bad eyesight becomes a major issue in schools.

[georbe]

2012 - Poland will adopt the Euro.

[kooltilldend]

2050 - Cars in the world will be flying

[bigboab]

2015 Aliens will contact someone on a remote mountain

[kooltilldend]

2012 - all unnatural resources will be explenished

[bigboab]

2009 I will find a dictionary containing some of the words found/used in here.:lol:

[kooltilldend]

2015 - Google becomes the single biggest monopoly on the planet

[bigboab]

2025
Man has taken everything this old earth can give
And he ain't put back nothin' Zager& Evans

[kooltilldend]

2020 world as we know it comes to end

[bigboab]

2009 The world as we knew it has just come to an end

[kooltilldend]

2010 - i won't be in my current job :P

[bigboab]

Tomorrow - won't be in any job

[Rart]

2033 - I will conquer the world.

[bigboab]

2012 - the end of the world, quarter past ten, main feature

[kooltilldend]

2090 - earth shall be no more

[bigboab]

2089 : Kooltillend fills his garden with concrete.

[thebazzla]

2060 Wales will beat New Zealand at rugby.

[bigboab]

2059 - Under new rules Wales allowed to include 15 New Zealand players in their international team.:whistling

[thebazzla]

2059- bigboab you could well be right :D

[bigboab]

2040 - Scotland qualifies for Worl Cup

[Rart]

2018 - I achieve the goal I set for 2033

[bigboab]

2010 : I have grown into a crabbit old man.(What did you say?:lol:)

[dadelor]

2010 - Something bad is going to happen

[bigboab]

2009 - Large snow fall in Scotland.

[kooltilldend]

2012 - world as we know, will no longer exist

[bigboab]

2009 - The spam post will be off the front page in about half an hour:lol:

[kooltilldend]

2009 - I shall take over the word forum lol

[bigboab]

2009 - You are banned for spamming.:lol:

[Rart]

2010 - bigboab will have all his spam posts deleted.

[bigboab]

2010 - Bigboab could not care less. (it's the quality, not the amount:whistling)

[Rart]

2011 - everyone will realize my spam posts are better. :D

[bigboab]

2012 -I will return

[Rart]

2012 - bigboab returns (the end of the world as we know it)

[$SnoopDo2G$]

2999 - Ganja Legal and free for anyone to smoke from the fields
(becoz there will be nothing less to grab than weed...lol)

[bigboab]

2009 - I'm confused.:unsure:

[turin]

in 10min I will be sleeping

[bigboab]

you will wake up

[turin]

tomorrow the sun will shine

[bigboab]

It is going to freeze today

[turin]

soon it will be christmas

[bigboab]

Tomorrow will be the day after yesterday's tomorrow.:wacko:

[turin]

I will be in a shopping mall soon

[bigboab]

My wife will finish her Xmas shopping by January 2011:lol:

[turin]

somewhere it will snow

[bigboab]

I predict a thaw in the near future

[Rart]

2010 - Bigboab will get nailed by a snowball

[bigboab]

2010 - another great man gets nailed.:lol:

[BeHappy]

Everything will be perfect!

[alpharomiyo]

2012 : The World ENDS

Muhahahahahahah

:D

[bigboab]

I predict we will see pavements(sidewalks) in the near future. Council workers will get a bonus(on a sliding scale) for keeping them covered in snow and ice.

[turin]

The global temperature will rise

[bigboab]

The global temperature will continue to rise, as it has done for the last 300 odd million years.

[senegal]

I predict a beautiful day for tomorrow.

[bigboab]

That's because you don't stay here.:lol:

2010 Humans as the cause of global warming will fade into the background.

[Rart]

2014 - The snow my house is buried under finally melts.

[bigboab]

2016 New ice age begins. This apparently fits in with the global warming theory.

[senegal]

2011-break the relationship

[bigboab]

2012 - many people disappointed the world did not end

[Rart]

2038 - Virtual reality becomes reality.

[dante]

tomorrow will be a new beginning :P

[bigboab]

now - tomorrow never comes

[Rart]

2014 - Bigboab stops talking in abstract, philosophical ways.

[bigboab]

2040 people will understand what I talked about

[senegal]

2111 cats will eat dogs.

[QPD]

2012 Romania will be banned everywhere!
Then the end will occur!

[bigboab]

2012 The world will end officially on the 1st July at 1400hrs. There will be tea and biscuits at 1500hrs.

[senegal]

2026-Completed building La Sagrada Familia.

[bigboab]

2026 - people can't remember what La Sagrada Familia was built for.

[Zac090]

7/3/2010:
Either Senegal or bigboab will post here :P

[bigboab]

I would not bet on it.:lol:


2015 - FST only allows one account per person

[senegal]

2013-Another financial crisis

[bigboab]

2014 - scientists relise that the climate has been changing since the year dot.

[PerMaFrOsT]

2010 - F1 won´t be broadcast in HD :angry:

[bigboab]

2010 Brown returned as PM of UK.

[senegal]

2014-Cigarettes forbidden in 75% of the Earth.

[bigboab]

2011 - climate change becomes the normal heating up of the planet.

[senegal]

3981-Starship Enterprise will discover a new world.

[bigboab]

3981 Starship Enterprise realizes that it is an old Dvorak record that they found

[szekeresh]

2o11-end of the world

[bigboab]

2012 - the new world(Dvorak will make a fortune on the copywrite)

[DamnYou]

2010 - everyone dies

[MissZen]

2011 - i'll graduate :D

[bigboab]

2034 - house prices will increase

[senegal]

2040-my pussy will no longer produce eggs

[bigboab]

2040 - Senegal buys a hen.:whistling

[Tempus9]

Haha, funny bigboab.

2024- I'm elected President and you will all bow to me.

[bigboab]

2016 - I win the Lottery

[TraLaLa]

2020 Free beer

[bigboab]

2021 - Outbreak of obesity

[Darth Sushi]

2022 - the cure for baldness is discovered

[bigboab]

2022 - Shampoo shares rise.

[Darth Sushi]

2012 - The end of the world!

[bigboab]

2013 - The world II.

[senegal]

2061-ice age

[bigboab]

2015 The next UK election

[kooltilldend]

2040 - humans will be converted into metroids :lol:

[bigboab]

2041 the world ends up full of haemerrhoids

[bangtango]

2041 east v west fighting over the last of the oil

[bigboab]

2041 Cars powered by water engines

[senegal]

2010-fifa wc

[bigboab]

2040 - I dont care:lol:

[Darth Sushi]

3000 - I'm dead and six feet under.

[bigboab]

2012 - large volcanic eruption in Iceland closes shop for repairs.

[wires]

2035 - Electric cars outnumber gas-powered cars

[bigboab]

2040 England becomes a republic.

[Darth Sushi]

2010 - The Netherlands are the world cup winners!

[bigboab]

2010 - Darth is dreaming that the Dutch won the world cup that is now held by Germany.:whistling

[Darth Sushi]

JULY 6, 2010 - World Cup Finalist

PAUL Octopus Predict Germany vs Spain - He picks SPAIN



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BATirFw3jw

[bigboab]

2013 - England fail to qualify for world cup.

[Darth Sushi]

July 10, 2010 (posted 4 hrs before final game)

Final bet: Oracle Paul the Octopus picks Spain over Netherlands to win World Cup



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya85knuDzp8




Mani, a psychic parrot of Singapore (and Darth) is going Dutch. :yup:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy4hzSatq8Q

[bigboab]

2010 - Darth is as sick as that parrot.:lol:

[Darth Sushi]

2010 - Darth is as sick as that parrot.:lol:Yup, but at least my parrot made it to the finals. If only the Dutch team won, I would have predicted that bigboab would henceforth address darth as Sir Nostradamus. :whistling




2011 - Spain's economy gets even worse yet nobody cares for they're the world cup winners. :frusty:

[bigboab]

2010 - The Spanish could not pass a dobly:)

[Darth Sushi]

2010 - iPhone 4 will become the new Vista :D

[bigboab]

2011 - I phone

[Darth Sushi]

2011 - Miami Heat wins the NBA championship

[bigboab]

2012 - The second coming

[Darth Sushi]

2013 - the 2nd coming is postponed until further notice.

[bigboab]

2014 - U.FO. lands in Piccadilly Circus

[Darth Sushi]

2014 - I become the 1st King of America!

[bigboab]

2025 - Britain becomes a Republic

[Darth Sushi]

Nov 2010 - Pacquiao beats Margarito easily because "chicken Floyd Gayweather" tucks tail and ducks Manny

[bigboab]

2010 - Scotland gets a sunny day during the summers time.

[Darth Sushi]

2020 - Rambo & Rocky 20 are released in theaters :D

[bigboab]

2011 - bigboab emigrates

[Darth Sushi]

2020 - USA invades Canada & Mexico :D

[bigboab]

2020 - Israel has border dispute with Kenya

[Darth Sushi]

2021 - Canada becomes USA's 51st state

[bigboab]

2022 - USA invades Scotland

[senegal]

2022 - USA invades Scotland

for what? lol

2054-solar wind will kill humanity

[bigboab]

To acquire more history


2030 - House prices rise again

[Darth Sushi]

2023 - Mexico becomes USA's 52st state

[KFWQ]

2050, China takes over the world

[RasToRizE]

2013, world does not end

[bigboab]

2013 - world to continue

[RasToRizE]

2050 - we get space hotels

[bigboab]

2020 - China becomes the richest most powerful country in the world

[ciapel]

2999 - the earth crashes

[Darth Sushi]

2015 - E.T. phones home

[bigboab]

2999 - insurance firm refuses to pay out on earth crash

[Darth Sushi]

3000 - the ice-age Cometh

[bigboab]

2010 I am going to put my feet up

[Darth Sushi]

3001 - the ice-age ends

[bigboab]

3001. Drinks get hotter.

[Darth Sushi]

2015 - California falls in the Pacific ocean due to an earthquake

[bigboab]

2015 Jaws wins all Oscars

[Darth Sushi]

2011 - Mel Gibson pimp-slaps another girlfriend

[bigboab]

2012 - recession hits China

[QPD]

2069 Senegal finally got CN and E****accounts !

[bigboab]

2150 - U.S.A. have no troops fighting in a 'defensive' war in another country

[Darth Sushi]

2020 - the extinction of the tuna finally arrives

[bigboab]

2025 - Scotland qualify for Outer Mongolian Cup

[dexico90]

2034 - We all got f--- up by blondes went stupid and... thats it

[bigboab]

2034 - I don't care.

[Shinzen]

2027 - Worlds Spilts Agian In to Two Or Three Factions

[bigboab]

again?

2040 man lands on Mars (Has to take his trousers to the cleaners:wacko:)

[Shinzen]

2041 war started between man and martians as man occupied their land

[bigboab]

2080 - man returns home with new tail between his legs.

[Shinzen]

2083 - new generations of tailman spawns everywhere

[bigboab]

2085 - we have a new geberation of swingers.

[Shinzen]

2085 - swingers choose sultans of swing by Dire Straits as their anthem

[bigboab]

2086 - man returns to terra firma after their tails drop off.

[Shinzen]

2087 - A year later begins The Battle for Terra

[bigboab]

2020 - Global warming goes into reverse:wacko:

[Shinzen]

lol neva thought of that one

2029 - people were givin more powers and they wrest power from corporates

[bigboab]

2029 - people start dreaming again.:whistling

[Shinzen]

2019 - corporates were ceased from controlling the government which helped control the global warming but a year later wrong decisions made it reverse

[bigboab]

2020 - White americans become ethnic minority.

[Shinzen]

2020 - so began era of afro/latino/american

[bigboab]

2021 - White Americans return to Germany.:whistling

[Shinzen]

2021 - So Begins The Battle of White Americano's Vs Slav's.

[bigboab]

2022 - John Wayne III starts making Americans versus Slav movies.

[Shinzen]

ooh and why III for that cowboy oh wait.........he is dead right ?

2023 - Sequel of Americans versus Slav movies A Untitled Clint Eastwood Movie..........Starred/Produced/Written/Directed/ By None Other Than Clint Eastwood.

[bigboab]

2930 - Slavs win

[Shinzen]

2930 - The Victor Responsible for the slavs success is planning a takeover of the world which his predecessor did back in 1930-1940's.

[bigboab]

2935 - Victor is the Loser:whistling

[Shinzen]

2947 - Viktor II from Russia Federation Arrives To The Scene.

[bigboab]

2947- Director tells Viktor that he is too early for this scene.:wacko:

[Shinzen]

2948 - qutin from Kremlin wants to be a cast in the movie.

[bigboab]

2947 - Too late - the Dye is cast.

[Shinzen]

2948 - Qutin Not happy with the developments n he...........

[bigboab]

2040 - House prices rise again