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Mr JP Fugley
02-17-2008, 08:15 PM
Got a new Hauppauge WinTV usb device for a really good price. All the bells and whistles included in the software. Pause TV, PVR remote control, the lot.

So he sets it up to work on the two PCs and it works a charm, everything you could have hoped for working sweet as a nut. Great picture, great sound all the channels, pausing and recording like a good 'un

However when he tries to use it on the laptop it's as jumpy as fuck. Can't get it to work well at all no matter what he tries. He figures it's probly cause there is no dedicated graphics card an just on-board graphics. This make sense, there's plenty of system memory but not enough video memory for a quite complicated job.

So he gets to thinking, what if I pause the tv for 10 seconds or so, kind of use the hard drive to buffer the signal and smooth the whole thing out. It works a charm for him and it's as smooth as feck. Not quite as good a picture but still really very nice.

Not only is he a jammy bastard for getting it so cheap. He is also an idiot for not working that out sooner. It's pretty obvious when you think about it.

Something Else
02-17-2008, 08:45 PM
Clever girl.

Mr. Mulder
02-17-2008, 08:52 PM
pause television!? what the fuck is this, star trek?

100%
02-17-2008, 08:57 PM
so wait, you can pause and buffer at the same time?

hope it jams on the ads.

Mr JP Fugley
02-17-2008, 09:00 PM
so wait, you can pause and buffer at the same time?

hope it jams on the ads.

I hope your cawk falls of in a freak origami accident.

100%
02-17-2008, 09:09 PM
yes, paper cuts are man's biggest fear.

so wait, you can pause and buffer at the same time?

hope it jams on the ads.

chalice
02-17-2008, 09:43 PM
I know a guy too.

He likes tv too.

Coincidence? I don't fucking think so.

Mr JP Fugley
02-17-2008, 09:59 PM
I know a guy too.

He likes tv too.

Coincidence? I don't fucking think so.

That's just like, way spooky.

chalice
02-17-2008, 10:06 PM
Rod Sterling strolls into shot, smoking a turkish cigarette and looking cool as feck.

Mr JP Fugley
02-17-2008, 10:28 PM
Rod Sterling strolls into shot, smoking a turkish cigarette and looking cool as feck.

Rod off, Mr T

http://www.museum.tv/archives/etv/S/htmlS/serlingrod/serlingrodIMAGE/serlingrod.jpg

chalice
02-17-2008, 10:31 PM
Bugger.

One of these days, JP, one of these days.

clocker
02-17-2008, 11:35 PM
Wow, Mr.Fugley, you know the coolest people.
Imagine, watching TV on a laptop...what could be better?

I'll bet the whole gang at the bustop are like, totally envious.

Mr JP Fugley
02-17-2008, 11:45 PM
I'll bet the whole gang at the bustop are like, totally envious.

You're probably right.

However I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about, so I can neither confirm nor deny that.

clocker
02-18-2008, 12:01 AM
My work here is done.

Mr JP Fugley
02-18-2008, 09:43 PM
My work here is done.

Congratulations, it's to your credit.

What's these we thumb things for btw.

clocker
02-19-2008, 01:52 AM
No idea.

Mr JP Fugley
02-19-2008, 08:35 AM
No idea.

Thanks for clearing that up.

clocker
02-19-2008, 11:57 AM
Anytime.

Spider_dude
02-19-2008, 02:38 PM
i know this guy, he has a normal tv which plugs into the wall and he watches diagnosis murder on it when he's nightshift tonight.