Camel Toe Cup

[FatBob]

http://www.divinecaroline.com/ext/article_images/camel_toe.jpg

:w00t:

[Something Else]

My croissant nearly came back up.

Morning moose-knuckle = :sick:

[Artemis]

hmmm.......... looks almost like your cake benchez :naughty:

[Something Else]

:lol: The cake was worse. :dabs:

[C-mos]

:sick::sick:

[Hairbautt]

Does anyone else find that camel toes are sexsay? :unsure:

[Adama]

:sick:

[Alien5]

depends on the owner

[manker]

Does anyone else find that camel toes are sexsay? :unsure:
Aye.

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/6149/spc0802150374mn7.jpg

[FatBob]

http://modblog.bmezine.com/wp-content/uploads/200607142154-pix1.jpg

:lol:

thats a nice camel toe

[Biggles]

Does anyone else find that camel toes are sexsay? :unsure:

The mild is quite shexy but the cougar is a bit scary to be honest :ermm:

[Artemis]

Does anyone else find that camel toes are sexsay? :unsure:

The mild is quite shexy but the cougar is a bit scary to be honest :ermm:

but your forgetting the bottle opener, so handy in so many situations :naughty:

[Barbarossa]

The mild is quite shexy but the cougar is a bit scary to be honest :ermm:

but your forgetting the bottle opener, so handy in so many situations :naughty:

I've been racking my brains but apart from opening bottles I can't think of any other uses :wacko:

[Hairbautt]

Why were you "racking" your brains? :huh:

[manker]

Why were you "racking" your brains? :huh:
Some people like to think, Herbert.

Your comment reminded me of a line in a Bill Hicks gig.
He said that he was sitting in a diner reading a book and the waitress came up to him and said; 'What are you reading for?'.

[Something Else]

Did he reply. :unsure:

[manker]

Did he reply. :unsure:
Yeah.

He said; 'I'm reading because I want to learn, to broaden my horizons, to find out what other people think about this world. In short, I'm reading because I don't want to end up working as a fucking waffle waitress'.

/paraphrasing

[Something Else]

:glag:

Bill Hicks :wub:

That Steven Wright fella is genius too.

[manker]

:glag:

Bill Hicks :wub:

That Steven Wright fella is genius too.
Yeah but they should never have given him the Breakast Show.
Ruined him - you never hear of him any more.

[Barbarossa]

Isn't he still on radio 2?

[Something Else]

I had no idea about that. I just listen to his old stuff (the one liners) repeatedly.

[manker]

Isn't he still on radio 2?
I duno. I never listen to the radio owing to it being shite. From what I hear, tho', Radio 2 is for old people, n'est-ce pas.

I used to listen to Steve Wright in the Afternoon in the car with my parents. Before CDs were invented, obviously.

[Barbarossa]

Didn't you just hate it when it finished and that twunt Bruno Brookes started :pinch:

I only ever listen to Virgin radio

[manker]

Didn't you just hate it when it finished and that twunt Bruno Brookes started :pinch:
You know, I think I did.
I remember the Steve Wright in the Afternoon' jingle and then not liking it much when it changed.

I never got to listen to him in the morning 'cos I walked to school (sans radio, obviousement) and Mam used to pick me up in the car.

In which year did this travesty occur??

[Barbarossa]

Nay nay nay, you've misunderstood - Bruno Brookes presented "drive time", which started at 5 pm every day after Steve Wright finished. You were probably at home by then. :idunno:

Steve Wright in the afternoon went on until 1994 apparently, and then he got shunted to the breakfast show, as you said.

Anyway, I think we've confused Benjamin enough with this nonsense :whistling

[manker]

1994 :huh:

I thought I was about 8 at the time. Guess not.

[Something Else]

The Steve Wright that you lot are talking shite about is nothing but a fake Steven Wright cawk. :dabs:

[manker]

The Steve Wright that you lot are talking shite about is nothing but a fake Steven Wright cawk. :dabs:
No shit, different Steve Wrights :o :o :naughty:

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Anyway, I was gonna say earlier but got sidetracked.

I like to think that Bill Hicks would look upon FST (if he wasn't dead, like) and see Herbert as the waffle waitress.
I certainly see him and his lolboy ilk as such.

[Hairbautt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jElhw7uTwmc
They really should change that thumbnail.