The Brit Awards

[CrabGirl]

Shows us at our best. Drunken Presenters and bad speeches. Take That have just been described as National Treasures.

I'm posting the best and worst bits here so yaaaa booo sucks to be you.

[chalice]

My predictions?

Reckon that Mika will clean up, like.

Not saying I like him. Just saying that I don't hate him as much as the rest of the cunts.

[CrabGirl]

I like him because he is mental.

or do you mean he's actually going to clean up after it's all over, maybe as some sort of forfeit for losing an inter-celebrity game of pickupstix.

[CrabGirl]

Who the fuck is Adele?

[Mr. Mulder]

i think they're all shit except for that leona lewis, she's got a good voice - i'd love to jizz in her mouth.

[CrabGirl]

Kylie = getting a bit haggard round the edges there.

I know she's really old and been ill and stuff, but come on, it's a bit embarrasing. Like watching your mam dancing.

[Alien5]

Who the fuck is Adele? they're all nobodys, since all the pop groups these days have to be manufactued. im about to watch 'HEAD' the movie, about the demise of the first and greatest ever manufactured pop group, The Monkees.

"a fascinating mess" it sounds good on paper.

[chalice]

Is Kylie's arse still magnificent or what?

I do like Kylie's arse.

Fact.

[CrabGirl]

Most older blokes like Kylie's Arse. My ex had a real thing for her.

As for Leona, here's a poem.

She's hawt in a horse-faced way.
She can sit on my face any day.

[CrabGirl]

Much as I love Beth Ditto, that dress makes her look like a glittery wooly mammoth.

[Alien5]

psychedelic mermaids are hawt. :shifty:

[chalice]

Who the fuck is Adele? they're all nobodys, since all the pop groups these days have to be manufactued. im about to watch 'HEAD' the movie, about the demise of the first and greatest ever manufactured pop group, The Monkees.

"a fascinating mess" it sounds good on paper.

HEAD is a headfuck, Allen.

Worth watching but ultimately pointless.

Manufactured or not, The Monkees still rawk. Great tunes all over the place.

Micky Dolenz's mum invented tipex. Fact.

[CrabGirl]

Arghhhh Giant Kaiser Chiefs!

[Mr. Mulder]

Most older blokes like Kylie's Arse. My ex had a real thing for her.

As for Leona, here's a poem.

She's hawt in a horse-faced way.
She can sit on my face any day.
yes!

[CrabGirl]

Ohhhh Tennant. He's so lovely.

[CrabGirl]

See! Kylie is mental. She looks like someone clinging to sanity and her fading youth at the moment.

[DanB]

I hate Leona Lewis.

Beth Ditto looked like a shiny shopping centre.

Mika is bound to win loads, he's the gayest bloke in England.

Adele sung Chasing Pavements.

[CrabGirl]

Cheese has just asked me what this song is about.

We reckon Dexters theme song or a particularly heavy period.

[CrabGirl]

I hate Leona Lewis.

Beth Ditto looked like a shiny shopping centre.

Mika is bound to win loads, he's the gayest bloke in England.

Adele sung Chasing Pavements.

I love your latest FB profile pic by the way.

[DanB]

Thanks. The gay frenchman look!

OMG Denive Van Outen in that gold dress is not good :(

[enoughfakefiles]

Doctor who's from north of the border :ohmy:

[thebazzla]

as anyone stripped off yet

[CrabGirl]

Yes he is. :wub:

That was in reference to Tennant.

IN reference to stripping, not yet, although Winehouse was gripping the bottom of her greyhound rather worryingly

[thebazzla]

i might just drag myself away and watch it

[DanB]

:lol: @ how pissed the arctic monekys are

[CrabGirl]

Arctic Monkeys are wankered to the max.

[enoughfakefiles]

Amy whinehouse looks like she needs a wazz badly :dabs:

[CrabGirl]

:glag: @ Alan Carr

[DanB]

he's too gsy

[thebazzla]

oh no take that won

[CrabGirl]

They keep harping on about being 37!

Jesus!!!! Sharon VS Reeves

and I'm surprised that the Monkeys can stand.

[thebazzla]

well back to the action

[DanB]

they cut away from the monekys to take that?? wtf are itv on?

[thebazzla]

isn't there supposed to be a 30 second time delay this year so that they can edit

[enoughfakefiles]

It's cause people have moved on from saying ruddy or chuffin :ohmy:

[thebazzla]

i wish they could have cut, take that out

[Alien5]

yeah, live tv and radio always have to use a delay, its censorship.

[Squeamous]

Kylie = getting a bit haggard round the edges there.

I know she's really old and been ill and stuff, but come on, it's a bit embarrasing. Like watching your mam dancing.

I thought that. What happened to her arse and waist?

Mika. Definitely would.

Amy Winehouse. Like a 4 year old who's gone around and drained everyone's glasses at a party and then let herself loose in her mum's wardrobe. She's supposed to be clean but still looks off her face. And what's with that awful 'Love is a losing game' song? It's out of tune on the recording and it's out of tune when she sings it. And watching her gibber about on one spot pulling her hem around does nothing for the performance.

[CrabGirl]

Kylie = getting a bit haggard round the edges there.

I know she's really old and been ill and stuff, but come on, it's a bit embarrasing. Like watching your mam dancing.

I thought that. What happened to her arse and waist?

Mika. Definitely would.

Amy Winehouse. Like a 4 year old who's gone around and drained everyone's glasses at a party and then let herself loose in her mum's wardrobe. She's supposed to be clean but still looks off her face. And what's with that awful 'Love is a losing game' song? It's out of tune on the recording and it's out of tune when she sings it. And watching her gibber about on one spot pulling her hem around does nothing for the performance.


I'm glad you agree. Most people say "but it's Kylie!" when I mention it.

Amy Winehouse doesn't look comfortable performing at all at the moment and looks like another one struggling with stability. She def needs to get back to coucilling and stuff.

I'll fight you for Mika though. Pretty pretty man. :naughty:

[Squeamous]

Or possibly just buy some shoes she can stand in? Maybe when you get up that high the wind speeds kind of destabilise you.

You can have Mika after me :P. I'm not sure what it is about him....usually I go for rougher types but then life throws up someone like him or Justin Hawkins and I go weak at the knees. Pretty and talented :inlove:.

[CrabGirl]

Or possibly just buy some shoes she can stand in? Maybe when you get up that high the wind speeds kind of destabilise you.

You can have Mika after me :P. I'm not sure what it is about him....usually I go for rougher types but then life throws up someone like him or Justin Hawkins and I go weak at the knees. Pretty and talented :inlove:.

Cool ok! By the time you get to my age you don't mind sloppy seconds.

[Squeamous]

Either way it's a winning situation! He won't be able to tell which of us gave him the clap. You cover my back etc.....

[Snee]

I thought Mika was really supposed to be a massive gay, like :unsure:

[Squeamous]

If we get him pissed enough he won't be able to tell a back bottom from a front one.

[CrabGirl]

Doesn't matter, I'm sure we'd turn him straight.

[chalice]

Kylie's acceptance speech..

'I'm all overcome.'

Spoonerisms ftw.

[Squeamous]

Doesn't matter, I'm sure we'd turn him straight.

I just looked up the lyrics to 'Love today' and realised he doesn't sing 'suck suck me'

:(

[Squeamous]

Kylie's acceptance speech..

'I'm all overcome.'

Spoonerisms ftw.

I hate to break it to you, but Kylie has turned into a hag. I know, I'm as shocked as you are.....it came out of nowhere. A bit like when Madonna went from voluptuous pop babe to scrawny crack addict.

[CrabGirl]

I've just looked up the lyrics to that song and I'm a little bit disturbed!

[CrabGirl]

Scraggy old crow is Kylie.

[chalice]

Kylie's acceptance speech..

'I'm all overcome.'

Spoonerisms ftw.

I hate to break it to you, but Kylie has turned into a hag. I know, I'm as shocked as you are.....it came out of nowhere. A bit like when Madonna went from voluptuous pop babe to scrawny crack addict.

I'm listening to the commentary on the radio, like.

So my imagination is > TV.

Don't blockade my wankage please.

[Squeamous]

Sorry...I'll wait until you're done.

[Snee]

Madonna was never hawt. Fact.

She's been freaking me out with her manly-ish good looks and hugernormous dental crevasse for as long as I can remember :dabs:

I just saw some pic of her from like 1979, on the internets, when she looked sort of hawt, but I'm pretty sure it was the light.

Crap if Kylie's gone off, she still looked all right the last time I saw any footage.

[Squeamous]

At least Madonna used to have a female shape, now she looks like one of those 80 year old Indian yogis.

[chalice]

Never fancied Madonna. Fact.

Even when she went mental perv on it.

[Snee]

She's supposedly near genius-level intelligent, too.

Fuck knows how that works, with the choices she makes.

Although she's loaded, so she's been doing something right.

[Squeamous]

Yeah, she seems very smart but then she did arthritically crip about in lycra on some rollerskates in her last music vid, and that's not too clever.

[Snee]

Lycra is a proper space-age fabric. Maybe she's just waaay ahead of the rest of us.

Bit confused about the rollerskates, but I hear they are good for the environment or something, though.

Maybe she just likes comedy, like.

[CrabGirl]

Why is it that Scraggy horrible old "superstars" like to ponce around in as little as possible? It's like they are challenging their age and afirming they are still attractive.

Think I just answered my own question there, but I with they'd stop it. It's nasty.

[Squeamous]

It's alright if you're Iggy Pop, but no woman should grow to look like him :O.

[CrabGirl]

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Profiles/20060912/244.jackson.janet.091906.jpg

http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/keith%20richards1.jpg

http://www.starmuscle.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/old-madonna.jpg

http://thegrumpiest.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/minogue_01a.jpg

[Snee]

http://www.starmuscle.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/old-madonna.jpg
She's wiry, real wiry.

[Squeamous]

Arrrrrghhhhhh! Bitch! How am I supposed to sleep now?

[chalice]

Jesus Christ.

Pop stars are rough as fuck.

Except Iggy, he's kewl.

[Squeamous]

Someone please tell me that's Kylie's Madame Tussaud waxwork.

[CrabGirl]

Nope. That's her.

THIS is her waxwork

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38155000/jpg/_38155020_kylie300.jpg

[Squeamous]

You'd think they'd be kinder than to catch her for poster(ior)ity when she's doubled over looking for her contact lens :rolleyes:.

[Alien5]

http://www.screenhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/freddykruger.jpghttp://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/keith%20richards1.jpg

[CrabGirl]

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/11/16-22/madonna2.jpg

[Something Else]

What the hell is wrong with this thread. :unsure:#

I needed help just to click it. :emo:

[Snee]

Plastic Kylie is sort of robot-like :smilie4:

Her teefs are scary, though.

[CrabGirl]

Plastic Kylie is sort of robot-like :smilie4:

Her teefs are scary, though.

Errrrm Snee, the one where you can see her teefs is real, not plastic.

[Snee]

Plastic Kylie is sort of robot-like :smilie4:

Her teefs are scary, though.

Errrrm Snee, the one where you can see her teefs is real, not plastic.

I knew that :mellow:

That's plastic Kylie, the other one is wax-Kylie.

[CrabGirl]

Errrrm Snee, the one where you can see her teefs is real, not plastic.

I knew that :mellow:

That's plastic Kylie, the other one is wax-Kylie.

There's metal Kylie too

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_03/KylieSTatueOK_833x800.jpg&usg=AFQjCNFkiF9Zb2hpg1rKLwus-J08t3yCNw

[Snee]

Wood.

[chalice]

Metal Kylie's arse< real Kylie's arse circa 1997.

[Squeamous]

Nah.....Kylie's arse used to be more sticky out than that. That just looks like her thighs carried on going and missed out the middle man.

[Biggles]

Picture of Kylie in my paper today.....

:naughty: I so would...


...if I could remember where my special zimmer is.

[Squeamous]

And the viagra.....

[Biggles]

And the viagra.....
well duh! obviously

:ermm: