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Seedler
02-22-2008, 12:21 AM
So... GF had some major flowing today, stomach cramps, etc etc.

That I don't care for, not very much at least, however when I tried to comfort her she majorly bitched at me (PMS?) about absolutely everything, to the point where all I thought was to backhand her while screaming SHUT THE FUCK UP, BITCHHHHHHHHH!

Of course, she hasn't sucked my dick yet, so I'm saving that thought for later:dabs:

Damn the hormones...:frusty:

chalice
02-22-2008, 12:27 AM
Your imaginary girlfriend is not having her imaginary period and you did not tell her to stfu because even if she was real, you wouldn't have the imaginary bawls to do so.

So keep on imagining your imaginary girlfriend sucking your imaginary dick.

tesco
02-22-2008, 12:33 AM
:glag:

WarrenBuffet
02-22-2008, 12:35 AM
Your imaginary girlfriend is not having her imaginary period and you did not tell her to stfu because even if she was real, you wouldn't have the imaginary bawls to do so.

So keep on imagining your imaginary girlfriend sucking your imaginary dick.

quality

CrabGirl
02-22-2008, 12:43 AM
I abhore menstruation

Well get used to it. Pretty little girls like you always bleed heavily.

Mr. Mulder
02-22-2008, 12:46 AM
Your imaginary girlfriend is not having her imaginary period and you did not tell her to stfu because even if she was real, you wouldn't have the imaginary bawls to do so.

So keep on imagining your imaginary girlfriend sucking your imaginary dick.
:glag:

bornwithnoname
02-22-2008, 01:28 AM
kicks seedler while he's down

peat moss
02-22-2008, 02:21 AM
Seedler grow a pair of balls and go get your Red Wings , problem solved . Some women like sex at that time of the month some don't . If it's going to ruin your Winnie the Poo sheets just put down a towel . :)

Biggles
02-22-2008, 10:53 AM
I abhore menstruation

Well get used to it. Pretty little girls like you always bleed heavily.

:lol:

I was going to recommend she get a hot water bottle but that will do.

tralalala
02-22-2008, 10:56 AM
Stuff it, I edited out my whole post..

Biggles
02-22-2008, 11:07 AM
Stuff it, I edited out my whole post..


Funny how we all thought along the same lines :lol:

manker
02-22-2008, 11:08 AM
Stuff it, I edited out my whole post..
:emo:

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Your imaginary girlfriend is not having her imaginary period and you did not tell her to stfu because even if she was real, you wouldn't have the imaginary bawls to do so.

So keep on imagining your imaginary girlfriend sucking your imaginary dick.:lol: :earl:

Mr. Mulder
02-22-2008, 11:16 AM
http://www.drinkstuff.com/productimg/21189_large.jpg

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1540000/images/_1541530_heinzbbc150.jpg

:no:

chalice
02-22-2008, 11:20 AM
:glag: :clap:

Biggles
02-22-2008, 11:22 AM
http://www.drinkstuff.com/productimg/21189_large.jpg

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1540000/images/_1541530_heinzbbc150.jpg

:no:

If I woke up the morning beside one of those it would scare the Becheebus out of me and that is sans ketchup.

Seedler
02-22-2008, 10:59 PM
:emo:

fucking cunters...

Skweeky
02-23-2008, 02:21 PM
:lol: :earl:

genious!

Mr JP Fugley
02-24-2008, 07:10 PM
So... GF had some major flowing today, stomach cramps, etc etc.

That I don't care for, not very much at least, however when I tried to comfort her she majorly bitched at me (PMS?) about absolutely everything, to the point where all I thought was to backhand her while screaming SHUT THE FUCK UP, BITCHHHHHHHHH!



Do you know what PMS stands for.


Not in Canadia, in the real World.

Biggles
02-24-2008, 07:39 PM
So... GF had some major flowing today, stomach cramps, etc etc.

That I don't care for, not very much at least, however when I tried to comfort her she majorly bitched at me (PMS?) about absolutely everything, to the point where all I thought was to backhand her while screaming SHUT THE FUCK UP, BITCHHHHHHHHH!



Do you know what PMS stands for.


Not in Canadia, in the real World.

Proper Mentalist Shite if it applies to Seedler like